Could I get a headcanon of Enji Koma cuddling/being affectionate with his human s/o

Yassss.

“Guess who it is!” Koma throws his hands around your eyes.

“Dude, really?” You ask, but you’re smiling.

He spins you around in foyer to the tiny apartment you share. In his hands he dangles a bouquet of daisies, your favorite flower.

“You’re so sweet,” you exclaim.

“I saw them and thought of you.” He taps you on your nose.

You two bustle into the kitchen, where you place the flowers in a suitable vase.

Koma wraps his arms around you. No one would suspect this gregarious man of being the formidable Devil Ape. 

But you know. You love him, his past and present, you think as his hug tightens. There’s strength even in his embraces. 

You twist around to peck his lips. He returns your affections with a dramatic kiss that leaves your heart fluttering and your cheeks blushing.

“I love how red your face gets,” he teases.

“So’s yours!” You retort, and it’s true. Koma is always blushing around you.

“Well, kiss it and make it better?” He bats his lashes at you, and you’re all too eager to agree. 

Can I get a cute yomo Uta itori hanging out? What do they do? What do they talk about? (Can they hang somewhere other than the bar or Uta’s shop) thank you !! You’re great at these !!

Awwww thank you <3.

Uta’s the one that suggested the circus. 

Yomo wears a sour expression as they take their seats. “You only suggested this because you like clowns.”

“But look at the contortionists. Humans are amazing,” Uta wheedles.

“And, cute animals.″ Itori wiggles her eyebrows.

“Okay, cute animals are worthwhile,” Yomo concedes. 

“What if I try eating fire?” Itori has that look on her face. That look, the one that says she’s definitely going to try it and there’s no reasoning.

“Please don’t.” Yomo can’t resist trying.

Uta just laughs. 

“I wish I could eat popcorn.” Uta sniffs the repulsive buttery smell from the human in front of them. It smells like glop. But he still wants to try it. 

“Don’t you dare.” Yomo’s eyes flash as Uta’s hand slowly, casually drops into the person’s bag when their head is turned by Itori’s boobs. “I can’t believe you two.”

“It’s worth it,” Uta insists, shoveling the kernels into his mouth. He nearly gags. “Oh, it’s crunchy.”

But he still forces himself to swallow.

“We’re gonna have to drag him home now,” Itori says, shaking her head.

“This is why I can’t go out with you two,” Yomo says.

“You love us anyway.” Uta drapes an arm around Yomo, and Itori follows suit. “Admit it.”

“Okay, I love you self-destructive clowns,” Yomo mutters as he draws them closer. 

Baby Hikari (Itoris lil girl) x Asa 1st date headcannons

I am here for this. 

– Asa has been gradually working up the courage to ask Hikari out, but hilarious beats her to it. 

– Itori and Roma do Hikari’s makeup. Hikari wears her best dress.

– Uta tries his best to encourage Asa before their date.

– They go to an art museum and realize they have similar tastes in art.

– After the museum, they decide to draw each other’s faces and take a walk in the park.

– Asa walks Hikari back home, debating whether or not to kiss. And it’s there, on her doorstep, that Hikari kisses Asa. 

– They dance a little in front of Hikari’s house. 

– They text afterward immediately to plan their next date.

– Itori and Uta are, of course, thrilled. 

Oneshot!Kaneki, TG!Touka and Hide (you can choose if you want an alternative oneshot version or the classic version) in high school as friends

– Hide’s the sunshine boy, but he and Oneshot!Kaneki became friends precisely because Kaneki didn’t like him. Hide just wore Kaneki down until Kaneki realized he missed Hide’s presence. 

– Touka was once given detention for trying to punch another student. Hide and Kaneki arranged a plan for her to escape the detention room through the window, go get cake form the nearby bakery, and return in time.

– Hide loves passing notes. It annoys Touka, but she also likes breaking the rules. Kaneki hates it, but he’ll read them for his friends. 

– They went to prom as a three-membered date. It was Hide’s idea, and Kaneki was quite enthusiastic. Touka was over the idea of prom, but she agreed for her friends. 

– Oneshot! Kaneki can actually out-dance Hide, once he moves past his self-consciousness.

– Hide tried to lift Touka and dropped her instead. Oneshot!Neki caught her (or did she catch him? It’s unclear). And that’s how he won the Great Prom Dance-Off. 

Aura and Urie regularly lowkey fight over Mutsuki when he’s not around but one time Mutsuki catches them in the middle of an argument and neither Aura or Urie know what to do so Urie just blurts out “marry me” to Mutsuki

“Mutsuki, here’s some coffee.” Aura bustles over to greet Mutsuki the moment he steps out his door, rubbing his eyes in the morning light.

Urie scowls. “Mutsuki! I hired Touka to make pancakes.” Having Sasaki and Touka in the Chateau has certainly improved their food quality. 

Mutsuki’s eyes brighten. “Yes, please.”

As Mutsuki hurries to the kitchen Aura narrows his eyes at Urie and draws a finger across his throat. Urie sticks his tongue out.

That’s it, Aura realizes with a snap. He’s going to bake Mutsuki the best cake ever. 

Three-layered. Like a wedding cake.

Aura sits back to allow Urie to fawn over Mutsuki during breakfast. He’ll make up for everything with his cake idea.

That afternoon, Aura steals Higemaru’s strawberry-stuffed cake recipe and slips into the kitchen.

“What are you doing?” Saiko looks up, her hand most definitely in the cookie jar. Her other hand is on Hsaio’s chest.

Aura gulps. “Baking Tooru a cake.”

Hsaio and Saiko exchange grins. 

“We’ll leave you to it then,” Saiko says slyly.

Urie bounds in five minutes later. “I smell baking!”

“I’m baking Tooru a cake,” Aura grumbles, hugging the mixing bowl to his chest. 

“Let me decorate it.” 

“No!” Aura grabs the bowl of emerald frosting he made, balancing it precariously with the mixing bowl. “Mine.”

Tooru’s!” Urie begs. “Not yours. Let me help, please.” He will not be owned by this overgrown runt.

“Nope.” Aura screams as Urie lunges for him. The bowls fly in the air. 

“What’s all this?” Mutsuki strolls into the kitchen to see Urie covered in frosting and Aura dripping vanilla cake mix.

Well, that’s it. He’ll take a page out of Takeomi’s book. Urie drops to his knees. “Marry me!” 

So I’ve been feeling like absolute shit so I need me some real good hidekane (kuroneki) fluff please

Awwww I’m sorry. ❤ ❤ ❤ Hope this helps.

“Kaneki, let’s go out. I won’t leave until you agree!” begs Hide, blocking Kaneki’s path to class.

“I’m going to be late to Russian lit,” Kaneki says urgently.

“Dude, you’ve been skipping every class.” Hide shrugs. “In fact, you’ve been skipping so much you missed our professor’s announcement that today is cancelled.”

“Really?” Kaneki brightens.

“Yes. Now come have fun with me!” Hide drags Kaneki away from the building.

Half an hour later, they’re in a coffee shop sipping coffee. 

“Wow, you’re up to black coffee,” Hide says in admiration. His latte is saturated in sugar.

Kaneki grins. “I guess I’ll never drive sugar and cream from you.”

“It’s not cream. It’s milk. It’s healthy!” Hide bangs the table. “I’m a growing boy.”

Kaneki laughs despite himself. He really needs to hang out with Hide more often. Hide does make him happy, despite his fears that Hide will find out. 

“Let’s go to a bookstore. I want more comics.” Hide leaps to his feet as soon as they finish their coffee. His fingers brush Kaneki’s and Kaneki misses their warmth.

He dares to grab Hide’s hand. Fear immediately swamps him – what will Hide think?

Hide smiles back, clasping his hand in both of his. “You never have to fear me, Kaneki.” 

[your favorite ghoul character] finding telling a human they’re a ghoul and them not being 100% accepting. You always write humans who like ghouls plus I want to know your favorite character :3

Welllllllll I have five favorites! Since Suzuya Juuzou is a human, we’ll discount him, and also Mutsuki Tooru, since his status as a Quinx is widely known. That leaves…

1. Yomo Renji 

“I’m…a ghoul.”

You catch your breath. Of all the things for this beautiful strong man to tell you, for all your reassurances, for the night you just spent in his apartment, you feel betrayed.

“So…you eat people. People like me.” You try to remain calm.

“These days I eat suicide victims rather than kill.” He closes his eyes. “That wasn’t always the case.”

“And the families? Who will never find their loved one’s body?” You gulp. You love Renji, yes, but this is horrifying. 

“I can’t atone for that,” he says simply. 

“How can you accept this?” You hiss. “Find a better way. You’ve taken one step by not killing. Now take more. There are morgues and donors who would help.”

“And get CCG to kill me?” he challenges. His voice trembles with anger. Anger at himself, because he wouldn’t entirely be undeserving of arrest.

You dissolve into tears. “I’m sorry, Renji, it’s just so much to take in. I’m not breaking up – I just need to think about this some more.” You try to smile. “I don’t know what I want. I want to right the wrongs of the world, but I don’t know how to do that with or without you.” 

2. Karren Von Rosewald

“You participated in that auction? You harbored human traffickers? Ghouls who keep slaves?”  You glare at your girlfriend across the table on the Tsukiyama family porch. 

You turn your gaze to the roses she just gave you. “Karren. That breaks my heart.”

Karren frowns. “You’re not mad that I eat people?”

“You don’t have a choice about eating people, though I’m sure there’s better ways than murder. I can handle that. But this – the debauchery you’ve encouraged – this hurts, Karren.” You let out a sob. “This isn’t about ghouls versus humans; I dont’t care about that. I care how you choose to live as a ghoul, and – and you’re better than this.”

“I’m sorry, [Name].” She leans across the table to take your hand. Tears shine in her own eyes. “I never wanted to hurt you.”

“I know, but that only helps so much.” You wipe your eyes, and she hands you a handkerchief.

“I can let you think it over. If you don’t want to see me again…I understand.” Karren lowers her head.

“I don’t know. But I can say I’ll never turn you in,” you whisper.

And that’s the hope that Karren will cling do. Her eyes light up, and you feel your stomach stir with longing for this ghoul. 

3. Furuta Nimura 

“If this is a joke, this isn’t funny.” Your heart races, but no, his toothy kagune slides out from his back. 

“I was born like this. I just had surgery to make it official, right?” He smirks. Furuta’s trying to play calm in his office, but one wrong word could send a swarm of investigators over to disrupt his plan.

He could always kill you if you got in the way. But Furuta isn’t sure he can, and that frightens him. 

You stretch out a hand to touch his rinkaku. It is magnificent, you muse. 

“[Name]-chan.” He grabs your arm. His eyes are desperate, vulnerable in a way that Furuta would never appear to anyone except you.

“Did you ever want to eat me?” you ask dully.

“It’s why I got close to you,” he says. “You smell delicious. But I’m not dumb enough to eat another CG agent. And then…I couldn’t for other reasons.”

The words I love you hang in the air.

You’re reeling. You know Furuta does love you, in his Fruity way. He’d never expose his deepest secrets otherwise. And yet…and yet you’ve been raised your entire life to hate him.

“May I have time?” You ask. 

He nods. He hates feeling helpless. You could turn him in, and he won’t kill you. Fuck, Nico was right – he does have it bad. 

Furuta isn’t sure he can handle being rejected again. As soon as you leave his office, he presses his kagune against his mouth to suppress his screams. 

Hi hope your doing well!! I was wondering if you could do a scenario were Eto’s human investigator S/O (Itami) is introduced to pre-11th ward battle Aogiri higher ups (as her s/0 and there informant) and there reactions/disagreements about it. Thank you and have a nice day.

I am doing very well! I hope you are too, lovely! ❤

“Who the fuck is this human?” Ayato grumbles.

“His name is Itami and he’s better than you,” Eto says.

Tatara rolls his eyes. He already knows where this is going, and pleased he is not. 

Itami smiles nervously. Jason the torturer stands there, his sycophantic girlfriend on one arm. He can spot Ayato Kirishima immediately from Ito’s “teenage brat” description, and Tatara’s aura of intimidation makes his identity unmistakable.

“Who are you?” Itami asks a towering, ponytailed figure.

“That’s Noro. He doesn’t speak, but I’ve been his friend since childhood,” Eto says, waving at Noro. He waves back.

“Itami is your informant?” purrs the girlfriend. “I’m Nico, and I have to say, Itami, I’m disappointed in how nerdy you are.” 

“He’s my boyfriend,” Eto snaps.

“I don’t like him. He’s human,” growls Jason.

“And I don’t like you, Yamori, but I haven’t eaten you yet,” Eto replies. “Don’t push me over the line, okay, dear?” 

“He can fuck off,” says Ayato. “i don’t trust anyone human.” 

“You have, what, fifteen years of life experience?” Itami asks politely.

Eto chortles as Ayato’s cheeks color. 

The Bin brothers shake their heads. 

“We’ll go along with you, but we don’t like it,” says one. 

“I didn’t ask the first.” Eto giggles. Noro pats her shoulder. “See, Noro likes him.”

“Tatara, say something,” demands Ayato.

“If I hear anything X-rated, I’ll cut off his dick,” Tatara replies. “Are we done?”

“You won’t,” Eto says sweetly, grabbing Itami’s hand. “Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have business in my bedroom.” 

Itami blushes and Ayato pales. “GOD NO!”

“Hey, if he gives us useful information, it doesn’t matter,” says one of the Bin brothers.

“What about Tatara’s innocent ears?” cries Ayato, watching the couple head away. 

I saw that sw crossover reylo thing a while ago and found you again so I can’t resist asking to have some more. Maybe force skype with Hinami and Ayato post tlj?

😀 Love it!

“I can’t believe you almost attacked Touka,” Hinami snaps, shaking her head. She’s furious, sure, but grateful their bond hasn’t been severed.

“It was for Aogiri! For a better world than the one :Re is presiding over,” snaps Ayato. Hina has clearly chosen a blank room without windows to correspond with him. “I see you’ve reached a planet, at least.”

“No thanks to you.” Her eyes soften. “There’s still hope for you. I saw your future, Ayato, and I know it was you.”

“The future is never certain.” Ayato shakes his head. To be honest, he’s glad Touka and Yomo are alive. Even if that shitty Yomo gave him another beatdown before the rest of Aogiri. Seidou positively luxuriating in his humiliation. 

“You can still come back,” Hinami says.

“I can’t. It’s too late for me.” Ayato blinks.

“Wait, so you know it’s wrong? That means it isn’t too late, Ayato. Are you happy as ruler? Is it anything you wanted other than than power to feel better about yourself? And you don’t even feel better about yourself.” Hinami says with tears in her eyes. 

“Shut up!” Ayato cries. “It could have been everything I wanted, if you were here.”

“You’re glad I’m not.” 

“Are you crazy?” Ayato glares at her. “I need you!”

“And I need you. The world doesn’t, but I do.” Hinami’s tears spill over her cheeks as she whispers, “Talk to you later.” 

Their communication fades, and Ayato punches the wall, over and over and over…and still he feels worse. 

Hey! Can I get Koma with human s/o headcanons? Like initial meeting and first dates etc

– He probably met them at Anteiku or :re, depending on the timing.

– He became very flustered when taking their order, and Irimi wouldn’t stop teasing him.

– Finally, Touka encouraged him to ask them out even though they were human. So he did. 

– For their first date, he planned it to a theater and then coffee, coyly avoiding food.

– Koma thinks he’s being sly on their second date, but they surprise him by initiating their first kiss anyways. 

– Eventually, as things get more and more heated over the months, Koma realizes he needs to tell them why he’s secretive and hesitant so so much as touch them.

– They are surprised that funny, joshing Koma is a ghoul, and a powerful one at that. Still, they accept him and he kinda loves chasing them around with his kagune when they’re alone.