I haven’t seen some Uta HC’s for a while, could you do some domestic HC’s for Uta please~? So much love for this blog

Awwww thank you so much!!!! ❤

– Uta is always stockpiling snacks (read: eyes) for himself and his beloved. If they’re a ghoul, he’ll stockpile their favorite body part; if human, whatever their weakness is (candy, chips, etc.).

– He loves to let his SO sleep in the morning and fix them coffee or food for when they awaken.

– Their entire apartment is decorated with art. Some creepy. Some gorgeous. The goal is a paradise of art they both love.

– He likes helping his SO learn to draw. On their walls, while teasing that they better not mess up, because Uta is so helpful.

– Uta loves to invite Itori and Renji over (sometimes the other clowns, too), but he’s always a little nervous when they come inside. Because this is his secret getaway with his SO. It’s much more personalized than his studio.

– If his SO is sick, he will burrito them in blankets and carry them everywhere. Is it helpful? No. Is it entertaining? Hell yes. Also, they’re cute when they’re grumpy and sick and weakly protesting to be put down. 

Seiakiamon breaks the fourth wall to find out just what people think of them (as a ship). How do they react? (A Drabble would be amazing but hcs work too)

“Okay, let’s do it.” Amon turns to the readers as Akira seizes Seidou.

“No,” Seidou whines, “I don’t wanna learn that people hate me.”

“We don’t hate you,” say the readers. “We ship the three of you together.”

Amon flushes. “The three of us?”

“Oh, don’t be a prude,” Akira teases. “I mean, I like the both of them, so I’m cool with it.”

“Hah?” Seidou scowls. “No one would want to be with me.” 

Amon groans. 

“We would,” say the readers, “if Akira and Amon didn’t. Do you know how many Seidou  reader fics we read?”

“Really?” Seidou is appalled. And intrigued. And flattered.

Akira grabs him and presses her lips against his left cheek, while dragging Amon forward to kiss his right. “See?”

“Help!” Seidou wails. “Give me the readers instead!”

“You don’t mean that,” say the readers. “We know.”

“Okay, but wait.” Akira wavs her hands. “Are there Akira x reader fics? And Amon x reader?” 

“Both,” answer the readers.

Amon cries, Akira giggles as she requests a fanfiction account, and Seidou alternates between patting Amon’s head and reading scandalous tales over Akira’s shoulder. 

Do you think that maybe when Ui was younger he used to watch He-Man? That maybe that inspired him to be all into the ‘justice’ thing? As well as the hair style!

OMG

“Ui, he looks like you!” Shio points towards the screen. He quivers with excitement.

“Uh, how?” Ui blushes. He-Man. His favorite hero. Prince Adam was his favorite character growing up. He never quit. He always fought for justice. 

“You have the same hair,” Rikai says, smoothing her own bob.

“But he’s blonde,” Shio says. 

“Can we be your Masters of the Universe?” Yusa asks.

Ui chokes. “I…”

“Where’s your Power Sword?” Shio demands. 

“It’s only half,” Ui retorts, then catches himself. Shoot. 

“So you do know He-Man!” Yusa cackles.

“Stop!” Ui gulps.

“Does that make Hairu Skeletor? Since they’re partners, she can be the second half of the sword.” Shio rubs his hands together. 

“She would be Teela!” Ui insists. He’s already deep in this hell. might as well descend more.

“Not Adora? I could see her as Adora,” Rikai muses.

“No!” Ui is appalled. Then Hairu would be his sister…and she definitely isn’t. Even in fictional games.

“What’s going on?” Hairu and Hirako race up to see Ui sputtering nonsense and the kids giggling.

“He’s reverted back to his Prince Adam state,” Shio says mysteriously.

Hairu frowns, not understanding, but Hirako collapses to the floor in laughter, as tears stream down his face. 

Yomo is forced to take on a little half ghoul girl (the younger sister of a friend of Yoshimura) as basically an apprentice. This little girl is around 13 – 14, an amazing guitarist, and was abuses by her mother. She doesn’t talk much and barely even smiles. Write a scenario plz.

Poor girl, Yomo thinks. She jerks at his every move, and watches him as if waiting for his attack. 

She’s a skinny kid, with limp hair and large but languid eyes. She’s polite, almost too much so.

“We’re stopping by HySy to get a mask before we go pick up bodies,” Yomo said gently. It’s a shame children are already exposed to death.

But she was eager for work, and for some reason, Yoshimura thinks their rescue would find Yomo a good mentor.

Yomo parks outside Uta’s creepy shop. “Stick close. It’s the fourth ward.”

“Yes, sir,” says the girl. She winces when she remembers he requested that she call him Yomo. “I mean, Yomo-san.” 

“Don’t worry about it.” Yomo smiles at her as he shoves open the door.

“Hey, hey, hey, is this the apprentice I’ve been hearing so much about?” Uta springs up from his desk. 

Yomo is relieved to see that his friend isn’t going to scare her. 

“Hi, I’m Uta.” Uta waves.

“Hi.” She extends her hand nervously. 

“I’m glad to meet you. Yomo seems to appreciate your company.” Uta chatters, but the girl’s eyes focus behind him. A guitar hands on the wall, adorned with spider lily carvings.

“Do you play guitar?” Yomo asks.

She nods eagerly.

“Well,” says Uta, “then you can have it.”

“What?” she gasps, but he’s already removing it from his wall.

“I can make another. You deserve a reward for your work. Besides, it’s not that often I see a one-eyed ghoul, much less a nice one!” Uta laughs.

The girl looks truly excited for the first time. “Thank you.”

“Do you know how to play it?” Yomo asks her.

She nods.

“Will you teach me, then?” He asks.

A grin plays at the corner of her mouth. She, teaching Yomo-san? He wants to learn from the likes of her?

She nods, and for the first time, Yomo sees happiness cross her face. 

You know since Hinami want Kaneki to acknowledge her growth and important in her life. Can you created a scenario where Kaneki say all of this to her but at first she thought it was Ayato that and surprise when she look behind

Hinami gazes at the cement warehouse before them. It’s a simple design, abandoned long ago by its proper use.

And now it is swarming with V agents.

CCG and Goat members surround her. For another day, they will be led by Kaneki and Marude, fighting against the organization that sought to divide them.

Someone’s boots crunch the soil behind her. Their voice is muffled.

“Hinami, before we go in there…before we face V, I just want to tell you. I think you’ve grown so much as a person since your parents died. I think your parents would be proud of you. I know they would.” 

HInami’s heart swells. “Thank you, Ayato.” She turns around, blushing, only to freeze when she sees Kaneki himself.

“Hi,” he says.

“Hi.” She throws her arms around him. Someone other than Ayato loves her? “Onii-chan…we began this journey together, remember?”

Kaneki nods.

“I’m glad you remember me…and I’m happy for you and Touka, I really am.” She smiles up at him, tears in her eyes. “So, in the words of my Mom…live.”

Suzuya Squad members as classmates, Shinohara as their teacher maybe (? I need something funny besides all the tragedy ;-;

“Suzuya, you don’t need to threaten Seidou with needles. Frankly, I’m surprised we don’t have a policy against those.” Mr. Shinohara sighs.

“Okay.” Suzuya giggles. He always sits in the front row, eager to answer questions, even though he’s distractible and occasionally attacks the other students. 

Mizurou Tamaki smiles up at Shinohara. He’s a mischievous one, always passing notes to Suzuya and Miyuki Mikage.

Mikage, however, never pays attention. He doodles constellations and looks up his horoscope in class. 

Now Mizurou slips a note to Keijin Nakarai, who responds with a glare. Nakarai wouldn’t dare disrespect Shinohara to his face.

And then there’s Hanbee Abara, Suzuya’s best friend and enabler. He sneaks Suzuya pudding, and in return, Suzuya helps coach him how to answer questions in class without freezing up.

Shinohara breaks out into a smile. He loves these kids and their ridiculous idiosyncrasies.

“Take your seats. We have a pop quiz!” Mr. Shinohara announces.

Suzuya groans, Nakarai pales, and Mikage shrugs his shoulders, as if to say well I’m not passing, so I don’t care. 

But Suzuya will try his best, Shinohara knows. Even if he doesn’t know the math, he’ll find some unique way to figure it out.

He loves these kids like his children. 

Some TG Characters in a Yakuza AU headcanons?

Okay tbh I’m not super familiar with the Yakuza, so if anything is inaccurate or comes across superficial I apologize! 

– Furuta is still playing the Yakuza, just like he’s played everyone else.  

– Kaneki is an ex-member who starts his own yakuza-like organization to fight back against some of the more seedy undertones, like human trafficking (Rize, Arima, and many of the Garden kids probably fit into this category). 

– Gradually, Touka, a yakuza who is also member of the burakumin, convinces Kaneki he should also advocate against the discrimination groups like the burakumin receive. Kaneki’s goal becomes to reinvent the yakuza as the honorable and helpful organization he believes they can be. 

– Ayato definitely used to be in the most violent branch, led by Eto, but is now in Kaneki’s branch.

– Uta and the clowns kinda stick on the periphery of the criminal underworld. They’re not members of the Yakuza, but they usually interact with their members.

– During Furuta’s gang war against Kaneki’s branch, the Oggai are just neighborhood kids Furuta groomed. 😦 

– The Tsukiyama family definitely funds much of the Yakuza activities. However, Mirumo also made his fortune off these activities in the past. 

You know who I miss? Kyou. Give us some more Kyou and Chiharu please. Like what did they do before Goat?

I miss her too. 🙂

Chiharu excelled in high school, and was torn between college and joining the Great Wheel Act. 

Kyou had dropped out of college due to depression, though she remained very bright and studious in her own time. She tutored kids – human and ghoul – and was hoping she and Chiharu could start a secret school for ghouls.

She started a secret blog on being a transgender ghoul. Most people wrote the blog off as satire, but not all. She hoped that she might change at least one person’s mind on ghouls and/or gender. She probably did.

Chiharu’s contacts in the Great Wheel Act first alerted her to :Re, and then Goat. With things for ghouls beginning to spiral, she and Kyou planned to escape to :Re, but then :Re was found out.

The Great Wheel act alerted Chiharu to Goat’s location in the 24th ward, but Kyou originally hesitated. However, CCG found her location through her blog, and two adult investigators showed up on their door “just to check” (since CCG, again, was unsure if the blog was real or not). 

Kyou and Chiharu narrowly escaped their apartment by jumping out their windows, and fled to the 24th Ward, where Chiharu developed a crush on Kaneki and Kyou began to loathe him for his perceived inaction. 

That is where she met Shuu. 😉 

brooke and hajime probably would have a blast throwing snow balls at Ui

Absolutely. Brooke is from @koyuki-tan’s mesmerizing “Peace Sign.” 

“Let’s go!” Hajime screeches. 

“Huh?” Ui looks up from CCG’s exit. HIs arm is around Hairu’s pregnant waist.

That will afford him no mercy. 

“Now!” Brooke commands.

The Oggai leap to their feet and let the snowballs fly.

Ui howls with rage and Hairu howls with laughter. “Protect me, Ui.”

“Help!” Ui tries to yelp, but a snowball strikes his teeth.

Hairu doubles over, overcome by giggles. She slowly gathers more snow into her gloved hands.

Brooke would hate to pelt her with snow, but all’s fair in snow wars. 

She’s about to alert Hajime when Hairu slips the snow down the back of Ui’s shirt.

Hajime collapses on the snow, laughing. He creates a snow angel, but Brooke immediately draws devil horns over his head. 

“YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!” Ui screams, whirling on Hairu. “Traitor! In my own squad! What’s next, you’re a ghoul?!”

Hairu bats her eyelashes. “You were too easy.” 

“I’m cold,” Ui whimpers.

Hairu tackles him in a hug. “Well, there’s a cure for that.”

Headcanon of nico making a coping box for herself 💋 //a box u fill up with things that make u feel better if you’re depressed, ect

Nico totally would!

Nico smiles and folds the scarf Yamori gave her. She slides over to the shoe box she’s painted scarlet and smothered in golden glitter. She places the scarf inside with reverential motion.

Her favorite lipstick. Bright Pink. 

Photos from that night Itori, Roma, and she went out to Tokyo’s best clubs and danced until their feet couldn’t regenerate from the pain. 

Her first love letter, received when she was fifteen from a boy in her high school class.

Her favorite mask.

Encouragement notes to herself. Reminding her how beautiful and smart she is. 

Nico seals the box. She wonders if humans do this, too. Do they get depressed over dead, sadistic boyfriends? Do they ever feel angry when people judge them by appearances, the way they do ghouls and especially a trans ghoul like herself?

She  wonders, if someone saw this, would they assume she’s a human?