I think Yusa needs some love rival competition with Hajime for Marie.

Omg.

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Pease Sign.”

“Kitami, teach me how to use my weapons better,” commands Hajime. “And my whole squad. We need to be better.” 

His heart quickens. She can see he’s a good leader, right? Furuta just proposed his transformation to an Oggai, so he better learn all he can from the Quinxes.  Plus, he can spend more time with Marie. 

“Of course!” Kitami Marie draws her fox-like kagune with a grin.

“It’s so fluffy,” marvels one of the kids.

“It’ll kill you,” Hajime shoots back. “But how will it compete with me?” He holds his qunques aloft. “Rah!”

Marie giggles. “Okay, all of you, I want to see those quinques out!”

Yusa passes the training room to see Marie giggling with Hajime as he and the other academy children try to attack her. 

Hajime glances up and sees Yusa. He winks. 

Yusa’s face reddens. His shoulders slump.

Behind him, Rikai hisses. “You can’t let him get away with this.”

“Let’s go!” Shio thrusts open the doors. “Let’s add Squad Zero to the mix, kids, and see what happens!”

Hajime scowls, but the rest of the kids cheer. 

Marie smiles. “That’s a great idea.”

“It was Yusa’s,” says Shio.

 “Nice idea, Yusa.” Marie smiles gently, and Yusa clears his throat. Butterflies emerge in his tummy.

Anytime he’s around Marie, he feels happy. 

Higetori baby headcanons

It’s Higetori day! Launch the ship! 

I’m setting this during “The (Mis)Adventures of Goat.”

– Higemaru first notices she seems sick to her stomach often. It’s just a comment one morning, and Hakatori conceals her nervous face as tells him not to worry. She heads to Goat stat.

– Hakatori immediately pulls Eto and Miza aside and asks them what it is like to be pregnant. 

– Meanwhile, Hige already suspects. He buys her flowers and new paints for her drawings…and a test that he plans on asking her to take that evening.

– Hakatori, however, has already confirmed via a test Eto has. Because Eto’s been waiting for this.

– She comes home early with chocolate for Hige. But, she’s surprised to find Higemaru already there. 

– He sees the chocolate and blurts out “You’re pregnant” and she waves the test she’s already taken around.  

– He hugs her and is super excited to be a parent, though he needs her moral support to tell Urie and the rest of the Quinx (not that Mutsurie are in a place to judge).

– She’s a little more reticent, because she’s never really had parents. Higemaru’s enthusiasm soon sweeps her up, too, and they’ve planned out every detail by the time the first trimester ends. 

– Higemaru’s family is very supportive, which Hakatori appreciates. 

– Seidou crashes their apartment to yell at Higemaru and babble with excitement to Hakatori. He calls dibs on best uncle, thereby unintentionally starting a war with Urie, who also wanted that title. Kurona records the entire conversation and posts it online with the caption @ kanekiken get ur kids in line. 

– Higemaru has to be lifted off the floor the first time he sees the ultrasound.

– She insists on dueling Higemaru even in her ninth month to “stay in shape.” He finds her unbearably sexy. 

– Higemaru stencils cute monsters on the walls in the baby’s room, and Hakatori draws flowers in their hands.

– Their daughter has Higemaru’s moles and Hakatori’s dark hair. Her name is Sumire, because violet is the color you’d get if you mixed Higemaru’s pink lemonade and Hakatori’s gothic blueberry aesthetic. 

Higetori first time headcanons.

– They start with an intense cuddling session. Like, they cuddle each other so tight they bruise. 

– Hakatori dares to initiate by giving Hige hickeys to go with the bruises.

– From there, Higemaru is like putty in her hands. Neither of them have experience, so they’re a bit awkward but excited. 

– Higemaru makes sure to use a condom, because Urie has already given him that talk. 

– Higemaru basically worships Hakatori’s body. He also gets very flustered as soon as he sees her naked. Words fail him. He’s in awe. Here’s a ghoul he would have considered an enemy not long ago, and now he knows she’s the most incredible person ever. 

– Hakatori’s teasing him the entire time. Verbally and physically. She adores this boy she would have slaughtered if she fought him on Rue. She’s very glad she didn’t.

– Higemaru is on the bottom. Hakatori definitely takes the lead. She loves stroking his bare chest.

– Higemaru loves her hips.

– They probably try it multiple times that night.

– They snuggle together afterwards and talk about everything they can think of. They fall asleep in each other’s arms. 

Hakatori gets to know the Qs. Higetori.

“Hi.” Hakatori waves at the Quinx, who are gathered in the living room to the Chateau. Plus Kaneki Ken and Touka Kirishima. “Well, I know you two already.”

“But you don’t know meeeeeee.” Saiko rolls over to her. “Hi, I’m Saiko, and I have an awesome rinkaku.” In less than five seconds, she has molded her kagune into a skeleton. 

“That’s amazing.” Hakatori gasps. 

“I’m Hsaio.” A dark-haired girl smiles tentatively at her.

“The half-human.” Hakatori nods.

“I’m Aura.” A figure half-waves from the corner. 

“He’s a grumps,” Higemaru whispers. She giggles.

“What’d you say?” Aura demands.

“Nothing untrue,” Hakatori replies with a gleam in her eyes.

“We’ve kinda met.” Mutsuki waves from the couch, where he snuggles against Urie. 

“Well, I got to take on at least one Quinx bikaku now.” Hakatori grins at Higemaru. “But I’m always up for another.”

Mutsuki snorts. “I can mold mine too.”

“Wait, really? Teach me!” She looks thrilled. “Wait, teach both me and Hige.”

Higemaru grins. “We’ll be the bikaku terrors.”

“I’m already terrified,” Urie mutters as Higemaru pecks Hakatori on the lips in front of them all.

“Let’s spar together!” Higemaru wraps his arms around Hakatori. “Please?”

“If only to get you two off each other,” Touka teases.

“I can handle it.” Mutsuki waves his hand. “Saiko, help me teach them the art of kagune manipulation.”

At the end of the day, Hakatori has pinned Urie to the floor, Touka has Aura on his knees, Hsaio, Higemaru, and Mutsuki are at a standstill, and Kaneki has given up against Saiko, because she made her kagune into Haise Sasaki and he can’t stop laughing.

“Your family is wonderful,” Hakatori says, leaning over to whisper in Higemaru’s ear. 

Takizawa finds out Hakatori is dating Higemaru.

Higemaru strolls into his room, whistling to himself after a happy date night with Hakatori. They went to a movie – a horror one they both enjoyed – and held hands. He’s never held someone’s hand before. Much less a badass, former terrorist ghoul’s.

Maybe he’s in love. Higemaru dares to believe it.

The door shuts behind him. Frowning, Higemaru turns around.

“Oh hey, there, pal.” A clocked, hunchbacked figure lifts its head. Takizawa Seidou giggles at Higemaru’s shock.

“Hi?” Higemaru knows Mado Akira is good friends with the Owl, and that Takizawa played an important role in starting this new ghoul-and-human world they’re developing. Still, he’s disconcerting to look at. 

“I heard you’re dating my friend.” Takizawa’s eyes sparkle.

“I mean, yeah, kinda.”

“Kinda?!” Takizawa hisses. 

“We are! I really like her! Why?” Higemaru backs up. He’s in the Chateau. No one would actually kill him. 

“Because if you hurt her, I’ll eat you.” Seidou’s eyes widen. “Nom-nom-nomity.”

“I wouldn’t, I promise. I – she’s amazing and beautiful and badass and – I am so glad I never hurt her.” Higemaru wipes his eyes.

“Hmm. That seemed sincere.” Seidou nods with approval. “Okay. I won’t skin you tonight.”

“Were you two close?”

“I was like her older brother in Aogiri. She was never scared of me.” Seidou smiles wistfully. “She’s special. Treat her well.”

“Did you like her?” Higemaru swallows.

Seidou gasps. “What part of brother don’t you understand? Oh my god, what is wrong with you? I take it back. She’s not dating a pervert!” He howls. “Urie, come collect your man!”

Urie opens their door. “How’s it going in here?”

“You know he’s here?” Higemaru rants.

“Of course. This is part of the plan to make sure I never hear scarring noises from your room in the future.” 

Higemaru buys Hakatori some bottles for her collection and flowers for her to sketch and the Qs tease him about his crush.

“Higemaru, what are you doing?” Saiko peers into the kitchen.

“Nothing,” he says quickly, as he continues scrubbing the glass bottles he dug up from the dumpster. He will ensure they’re sparkling by the time he gives them away.

“It’s clearly something,” Aura says dryly. 

“Flowers, too.” Hsaio whistles at the a bouquet of tropical, imported, expensive flowers in a vase. “Who’s the lucky lady?”

“Shut up!” Higemaru blushes as pink as his hair. 

“I know,” Mutsuki pipes up behind the rest of them. “I think it’s a good thing!”

“You do?” Higemaru grins.

“Me, too.” Urie folds his arms. “I think Hakatori will love it.”

“Urie!” Mutsuki’s mouth drops. He can’t believe Urie told them.

“What?”

Higemaru squeaks. His arms flap around, scattering soap suds across the floor.

“Is she coming over here for a RC dinner? When?” Saiko demands.

Higemaru moans. He scrubs the bottles harder.

“Here.” Mutsuki hurries closer. “We’ll help you.”

Higemaru brightens. “Really?”

“Yeah. It figures, with two of us framed out and one of us a half-human, someone would fall for a ghoul at some point,” says Aura. “Didn’t expect you, but hey.” He hands him a thumbs up. “You got this.”

“When does she come over?” Hsaio asks.

“She doesn’t,” Higemaru says with surprise. “I’m, uh, just leaving these on her doorstep.”

The room falls silent.

“Saiko, I’ll leave this to you,” says Urie. 

The next morning, the rest of the Quinx hide in bushes as Higemaru knocks on Hakatori’s door.

“What?”

“I bought you flowers to draw. And bottles! Hi!” Higemaru thrusts the gifts at her.

“Huh?” The goth girl blinks at the pink wunderkind. She’s sparred with him a few times – they both have bikakus – but she had no idea. “Hi.” 

“Do you want to get dinner sometime, Hakatori? Or do you prefer Yumitsu?”

“Hakatori is fine,” she says slyly. “And sure.”

Higemaru claps his hands together. “Thank you!” 

crack head cannon (takes place after the conference for stopping kaneki and everyone is kinda just mulling around): touka is sitting quietly, sipping on decaf coffee when 3 nameless ccg start harassing her. She ignores them and tries to shoo them away with “i have a husband” but they get cocky and insult him while asking where he is. Her answer: pointing out the nearest window at kaneki wrapped around a building and muttered something about how much of a dumbass he is. They get scared and leave

Okay but this is awesome. 

Content note for sexual harassment. 

“Hey, cutie.” A CCG official sidles up to the Rabbit ghoul, who’s sipping decaf coffee with a gloomy look on her pretty face. “You should smile more.”

Akira Mado glances up from behind the pretty ghoul, eyes blazing. 

That goddamn feminist traitor is offended over a ghoul now? Apparently so. “Say what?” 

“I just mean she’s really pretty,” he says quickly.

“Thanks.” The rabbit doesn’t even glance at him.

He feels aggravated. Doesn’t she know she’s in CCG, on his hospitality? 

“You hardly look like the ghoul I expected,” he tries again.

“Oh, you were expecting monsters?” challenges Miza of the Three Blades. God, why are there so many women here? He just wants to talk to the pretty one.

“No, but I wasn’t expecting someone so beautiful.”

The rabbit looks up in exasperation. “I have a husband.” 

“Who doesn’t even have the balls to stick by his wife in hostile territory?” scoffs the man. “I wouldn’t leave you, sweetie.”

“He’s preoccupied.” Touka points towards the writhing dragon outside. “That’s him. He’s a fucking dumbass with great balls, thank you very much, goodbye.” 

The man’s eyes widen. Kaneki Ken is married to the rabbit? What the hell? 

He scuttles away. Maybe Kaneki will die or something. 

Hopefully he won’t eat him. The man gulps. 

“Maybe we’ll get lucky and Kaneki will eat a few misogynists,” Akira says dryly. Touka and Miza snicker. 

In this situation, they all need humor. 

What’s your biggest HC for Uta/ Juuzou/ Naki and Yomo? Like one that you’ll 100% defend unless it’s proven to be false in cannon.

– Uta: I can neither live with you nor without you 100% refers to his love for Yomo. I hope they prove this in the manga soon. (Oh, I love the idea that he’s the one-eyed king). 

– Suzuya Juuzou: will eventually realize and reciprocate Hanbee’s feelings.  

– Naki: Probably never grew up with parents or anyone but a gang of teenagers who didn’t teach him reading. Hence his innocence coupled with violence. 

– Yomo Renji: 1. he would be an amazing dad and it’s a crime he doesn’t have kids of his own. If he survives the series, I expect him to help run an orphanage or some sort of system to help the children who’ve been hurt on both sides. 2. If, through an alternate universe, he met Aizawa Shouta from BNHA, they would be best friends. 

how about some brookemaru (Brooke x Higemaru ;) ) nsfw then Hsiao finds them.

I like the way you think, Nonny-Mouse.

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

“Brooke,” Higemaru says nervously, closing the door behind them. Is she sure about this? 

“What are you waiting for?” she teases, dragons him closer to her. 

“I don’t want…to be pushy,” Higemaru gasps, hoisting her onto his hips. She digs her lips into his. 

They tumble onto his bed. Brooke rolls atop him. “You were always so nice. And I wasn’t.”

Higemaru chuckles. “You’re, uh, making me think not-very-nice thoughts.”

“I’m sure they’re nice in other ways.” Brooke winks as her hands slides down to Higemaru’s pants. He gasps slightly as she brushes her fingers against him. 

“You’re adorable.” His cheeks matches his hair. Brooke begins unbuttoning her shirt, and Higemaru eagerly assists. He’s practically crying with how beautiful she is and how much he loves her.

“Your turn,” sings Brooke, fishing at his shirt. But his hands are too stroking her chest to help her, and she laughs.

“Saiko stocked condoms in my room,” Higemaru admits sheepishly. Now’s the time to bring that up, right? “She did it for all the new Quinx, apparently.”

“Saiko would.” Brooke rolls her eyes. “Where are they? If you still want to?”

Higemaru nods so hard his teeth rattle.

He can’t stop smiling as Brooke slides onto him and their bodies move in sync, and she’s sighing with pleasure and he’s too happy to even make a sound. 

“Hige, are you crying? What’s wrong?” Hsaio kicks open the door. 

“OH MY GOD!” She covers her eyes, but Brooke sits up, unembarrassed. “Please close the door.”

“Will do,” Hsaio squeaks, shutting and locking it for effect. 

Higemaru’s face has gone white.

“Well, I think you need more color in your face,” Brooke says slyly, leaning down for a kiss.