Uta and drunk Yomo is fun but what about Yomo and drunk Uta? In contrast to his friend he’s actually pretty somber and easily upset… Yomo does everything he can to comfort him when he gets like that but it really worries him?

LOL I love this.

– “Yomo I’m so old,” Uta blubbers into Yomo’s shoulder.

– “Uta, it’s okay.” Yomo rubs the top of Uta’s head and ponders how he got into this situation. And why won’t Itori pick up her DAMN PHONE.

– “Sometimes I feel like the eyes I eat are sentient. They watch me and some days I expect them to emerge into a giant kagune and demand answers from me. Am I evil?” Uta whines.

– “No,” Yomo says, trying to guide Uta back into HySy.

– Uta refuses to go in and sits in the street crying.

– “Uta, if you cry any more, you’re going to lose the tattoos in your eyes,” Yomo tries.

– “Not how tattoos work, Yomo.” Uta is now writhing on the cold street. He’s quite an extra sad drunk.

– Yomo probably grabs Uta and slings him over his shoulder. Tucks him into bed and waits all night to make sure Uta is okay. He’ll ask Uta if he wants to talk more once he wakes up.

Yomo having a nightmare and so comforts him (all the fluff plz :p)

– SO wakes him up by gentling shaking him. If that doesn’t work, they nibble his ear. Don’t ask. Just know it works.

– They ask if he wants to talk about it, and if so, they will brew coffee first. They will snuggle with him as he relates his nightmares.

– His nightmares usually consist of not being able to save Touka and Ayato, or his SO, or seeing Hikari die. Those are the only thoughts that truly terrify him.

– Sometimes, he blames himself for Arata’s capture, too.

– His SO convinces him he isn’t at fault, that his niece and nephew are alive and thriving, that they’re here, and grieves Hikari with him. It’s very important to hold his hand the entire time, because Yomo finds physical contact comforting.

– If they return to sleep, they will spoon for a while.

– If they don’t, his SO will take him for a walk to distract him from the gloom his nightmares cast.

– As the sun rises, whether they’re spooning in bed or walking in the dewy Tokyo air, he will draw his SO close and kiss their forehead as he reminds them how special and kind they are.

Okay so my in head Tsukiyama loves to cuddle with his so especially when they go to sleep I have a small dog (a chihuahua to be exact) who snuggles up to me for warmth and will get in between anyone who tries to cuddle with me so can you a scenario of where Tsukiyama gets jealous of his lovers dog for constantly getting in between them when they’re cuddling?? Thank you!!!

this is hilarious.

Tsukiyama is exhausted, but he doesn’t want to sleep. He wants to wrap his arms around his SO. That, to him, is more refreshing than sleep.

He slides into bed. His SO smiles up at him, and Tsukiyama draws them closer to him. He nuzzles their shoulder and kisses their throat.

“Shuu, you’re a ghoul, not a vampire,” his SO teases.

“But I can still drink blood,” he shoots back, squeezing them.

“I love you.” They roll their eyes.

“I love you, too.”

There’s a jangling of a collar, and suddenly Tsukiyama’s heart sinks. For their chihuahua has arrived.

“Aw, someone wants in on the love-fest,” coos his SO, beckoning the dog closer.

Tsukiyama pouts. “Don’t you dare, you snuggly demon.”

But the demon does dare. It slinks directly between him and his SO.

“Aw, he wants both of us.” His SO pats the dog, who trembles with excitement.

This dog is more of a diva that Shuu. Tsukiyama scowls. “Hey, I wanted to cuddle your parent.”

“You still can, just with our little friend too.” His SO grins, and Tsukiyama’s icy face melts. He snuggles closer to his SO.

“I promise you.” He pokes the dog’s nose. “I will out-diva you yet.”

mizurou introducing michiko to his parents

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– Michiko is a bit nervous because she’s a Quinx, so Mizurou kisses her for comfort. She then becomes nervous that she’s pregnant.

– Mizurou’s dad is gregarious as his son, and readily welcoming of Michiko. He has a million pregnancy booklets for her.

– His mom likes Michiko well enough, but she’s pretty displeased with Mizurou for getting her pregnant before they were married.

– Mizumom puts on a nice face to Michiko, but later pulls Mizurou aside for some strong and probably unnecessary words about responsibility.

– Mizudad and Mizumom are both impressed with Michiko’s bravery in becoming a Quinx. They admire her dedication to her job and their son.

– They’re sure that dedication will be helpful when they’re raising their kid, too.

– Mizudad points out that, of all the CCG employees they’ve met, Michiko is the most mature (they’ve only met Suzuya Squad).

– All in all, Mizurou and Michiko leave happy and convinced they have a broad support network.

Touka meeting her female human so parents?

– Touka probably abstains from food right before. It just makes her feel guilty, eating people when she needs to meet new people soon.

– She wears her best outfit, and despite her lack of food, feels ill. If they know she’s a ghoul, she’s afraid of judgement. If they don’t know, they could still judge her for being a girl, and she feels guilty for hiding her secret.

– To calm her, her girlfriend probably peppers her with cute kisses Touka pretends to hate but truly cherishes.

– The parents are probably impressed with Touka’s dedication responsibility – owning her own cafe is impressive at her age.

– They probably are excited to visit the cafe now because they KNOW someone.

– Touka totally promises them free coffee and a free lunch.

– Her girlfriend follows up by assuring her parents that Touka’s food is really good, to Touka’s pride.

– Touka is nervous about kissing in front of the parents, but she holds her girlfriend’s hand with confidence.

– Ultimately, she’s very glad to know her girlfriend’s whole family.

A scenario where Hige feels guilty that she’s still 16-17 and he’s almost 20

“Heard you have a birthday in a few months.” Hakatori grins across the booth. Her fingers latch onto her coffee.

“Finally, legal adulthood,” Higemaru says dreamily. He pauses. “Wait. But you still have-”

“Two and a half years,” Hakatori confirms.

Higemaru slumps. He can’t…well, dating a minor isn’t exactly a trivial thing. “Does it bother you?”

“No. I’ve been an adult for years.” Hakatori sips her coffee. “It bothers you?”

“Yeah?” Higemaru says weakly. “I just – I don’t want to seem like I’m taking advantage of you!”

“Hige, right now, neither of us are adults. We didn’t start as an adult preying on a kid.” Hakatori rolls her eyes. “You’re overthinking this too much.”

“Okay, okay.” Higemaru wishes he didn’t care what people thought. Well, he’ll do his best to treat her with respect no matter what. Not that he wouldn’t anyways.

“Besides, your parents approve of me.” Hakatori wiggles her eyebrows. “Kaneki and Touka, Urie and Mutsuki, and your biological parents.”

Higemaru chokes on his coffee. “So I have three sets of parents now?”

“Yup.” Hakatori nudges her foot against his. “And, just so we’re clear, I want them as my parents, too.”

Higemaru smiles back at her, wondering how he got so lucky.

Lmao virgin old man Uta. Crank scenario when Kaneki and Touka tell Uta she’s pregnant and him being super awkward yet somehow smooth like “oh uh I’m still a vrigin” and yomo is there for some reason and no one knows what to say so touka blurts out something embarrassing about kaneki

“Thanks for rescuing Yomo,” Touka says. She sits besides Kaneki’s bedside in CCG’s infirmary. Yomo stands behind her.

Uta waves his hand. “Of course.”

Touka sighs. She still feels awful for leaving Yomo. Although he pushed it. Although he wanted her to run. “I can’t wait until this baby is born and I can return to guarding my old uncle.”

Kaneki snorts, and Yomo scowls. “Fat chance, kid.”

Uta chokes. “Baby?”

“Yeah.” Touka points at her stomach.

“Kaneki?” Uta’s eyes pop. He doubles over laughing.

“It’s not funny. It’s beautiful,” Yomo snaps.

“It’s funny because I can’t believe you kids had sex before I managed to seduce someone,” Uta jokes.

Yomo pales. Kaneki sits up, looking more alive – with fright – than he has since Dragon. Touka turns bright red.

“What?” Uta demands.

“Gosh, he’s so much more nonchalant about being a virgin than you were, Kaneki,” Touka says.

“Hey,” Yomo whispers. “Uta, why did you rescue me again?”

Brooke is a supporter of Higetori and finds it fun to step up little situations for them to get them together. (Higemaru is her best friend and wants him to be happy)

Brooke *would.*

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– First, Brooke needs to investigate this Hakatori. Is she a good match for Higemaru? A coffee date and a girl’s night with the beta-quinx are fantastic ways to analyze this ghoul.

– Brooke will then keep meeting with Hakatori for coffee, but slip Higemaru into their conversations more and more.

– Brooke then sets up a sparring session with Higemaru and Hakatori. Bikaku vs. bikaku. She makes sure to suggest Urie take Mutsuki out earlier that day, so there’s only one bikaku Quinx.

– Brooke knows she needs backup, so Saiko is informed of Higemaru’s crush. Saiko takes the lead encouraging Higemaru to ask Hakatori out, while Brooke continues to play Hige up for Hakatori.

– The moment Higemaru find the courage, Saiko texts Brooke.

– She then texts Hige to tease him mercilessly. This continues for months, until Hakatori takes his phone and teases her back just as mercilessly. It’s a duel of words, and may the best woman win.

Hi! Do you think you could do a scenario involving Etos human s/o (Itami) finding her after her fight with kaneki and his reaction/worry about her injuries. Thank you and have a nice day/night.

“Eto?” Itami knocks on the door to her room. She’s not returning his calls. And the CCG’s covert activity is all in the news.

“Eto.” His voice grows more urgent.

“Mmmph,” he hears from inside.

“Eto, I’ll kick down the door!”

She chuckles.

Rolling his eyes, Itami lunges at the door. It takes him more kicks than he’d like to admit to knock it open. “Eto.”

He gasps. She lies on her floor, missing most of her lower half.

“Eto!” he screams, rushing to her side.

“Itami? Oh.” Eto shakes her head. “Sorry you have to see me like this.”

“Don’t be sorry. I just – holy shit, Eto, are you okay?” Itami scoops her off the floor to cradle her in his arms.

“Oh. I’m fine. I’m recovering, see?” Eto wiggles two stub legs.

“That doesn’t look fine,” he growls.

“It will be.” Eto sighs. “Can you make me a bath?”

“Huh?”

“It’s fun to float when you’re missing half your legs.” She winks. “You can join me.”

“I’m not doing anything with you while you’re recovering,” Itami warns, carrying her into her bathroom.

“You’re such a killjoy,” Eto scoffs. “Will you at least kiss me? They say kissing has healing properties.”

Itami struggles to turn on the bathwater, Eto still in his arms.

“Fine,” he grumbles.

“You know you love me.”

“I do. Preferably in one piece.”

Ui is afraid of spiders!

“Oh my god, get it away from me!” Ui bursts out, skittering behind Hairu.

“Huh?” She looks up in puzzlement. “Oh!”

Hairu laughs at the spider gracefully descending from the ceiling. “I think it’s lovely.”

UI shakes his head. “One of you brave ghoul investigators, kill it.”

“Nah,” says Hirako, leaning back in his chair. “Spiders don’t bother me.”

“Are you crazy?” Ui hisses.

“I’m a child and you’re the adult,” Shio protests.

“I like it,” says Yusa.

“Ui, save us,” says Rikai.

Hairu rolls her eyes. “How about I capture it and take it outside?”

It’s weird, she thinks, as she coaxes the creature onto a paper towel. She’s showing more mercy to an arachnid than a ghoul.

She waves the captive spider before Ui, who blanches.

“Can we keep him?” Yusa asks.

“NO.” Ui shivers.

Would he shiver at me? Hairu wonders.

She turns to leave, onto to run into Arima. “Say hello to our spy, Arima!”

Arima scrambles back. “Get – it – away!”

Hirako chortles. “We’ve found Arima Kishou’s secret kryptonite!”