Hi it’s me again!! I was wondering if you could do some valentine hcs for Tsukiyama, Yomo and Uta and the so is a human!! Thank you and happy Valentines Day!!!!

❤ Happy belated Valentine’s Day to you, too, lovely!

Tsukiyama

– Valentine’s Day with Tsukiyama is ETRA.

– he showers them in chocolate. They have to eat it because he can’t.

– Probably takes them to a very fancy restaurant and enjoys watching them eat and, of course, talking to them.

– They then go to a play, preferably Shakespeare. Throughout the day, he keeps giving them more jewelry.

– “You know I love you, right?” they ask, and he does. Shuu protests that he merely wants to display his love through gifts, and they whisper in his ear that they’d like to give him a gift, too.

– He takes them back to his mansion, where they drink coffee and have sweetheart time.

Yomo

– They probably were bustling about their day when Yomo appears with a single red rose for them.

– He takes them in his arms and whispers “Happy Valentine’s Day” in their ears.

– Their heart is touched, because Yomo isn’t outwardly sentimental.

– Their gift to him is probably an etching of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven.” When he unwraps it, his eyes widen and he clutches it to his chest. When he murmurs “thank you,” his voice is ragged with emotion.

– Tells them how much he loves them, over and over and over, as they spend the night snuggling.

Uta

– “Happy Valentine’s Day, babe,” he says casually as they walk into HySy.

– Uses his kagune to make three of him. Each kagune clone makes his s/o solve a riddle before giving them a little trinket.

– They, however, just want Uta. They tackle him with kisses, and he willingly obliges.

– They spend their day making creepy sculptures and paintings they both love (if his S/o is not good at art, Uta is a patient teacher).

– probably spend the evening up to some mischief.

Hello! May I ask for some Kyou and Chiharu (and maybe Shuu and Chie) at Christmas and valentines hcs?

– “Mon amour!” Tsukiyama sweeps into Kyou’s room with a bouquet of red roses the size of Chiharu. She’s not even awake yet.

– After stumbling out of bed feeling haggard, Shuu assures her she’s beautiful. Kyou kisses him and allows him to help apply her makeup – something he LOVES to do.

– He whisks her away to the least risky garden in Tokyo, where Chie lies in wait with a camera.

– He drops to his knees and proposes, to Kyou’s shock and delight.

– Chiharu and Chie can’t help but cheer, thus making their presence known.

– Chiharu becomes very emotional when Kyou and Shuu present her with her own flowers (lilies are her favorite). She’s never had flowers before!

– Chie documents it all, and then Kyou gives her a box of chocolates from her and Shuu.

– They return to Goat covered in petals…and Tsukiyama makes himself slightly sick trying to eat them.

– So Kyou stays up all night, not making love, but holding Shuu’s hair back as he vomits. She doesn’t mind, though she is totally going to tease him for this when he recovers.

Higemaru and Saiko find Oscar the Otter and their reaction to Brooke’s ‘secret’ plush friend.

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

Higmaru thinks it’s adorable. He wants to dress Oscar up in a suit and tie. He may be planning on asking Brooke out to dinner using a cute Oscar.

Saiko disagrees. She doesn’t trust Hige to actually ask her. So, her plan is to kidnap Oscar, put him in a metal bikini a la Leia, and send Brooke ransom notes.

The ransom would be going out with Higemaru. When Hige protests that it’s a bit too manipulative to start a relationship, Saiko concedes…

And places notes leading Brooke to find Oscar in Higemaru’s room anyways.

Can I get a sick day Clown scenario? I’m a bit under the weather. Thank you!

Awwww feel better soon. ❤ ❤ ❤

“I’m positively dying,” Itori complains, flopping onto her sofa.

“Itori, you have a cold,” Souta says, crossing his arms. “I don’t feel bad for you.”

“Uta, he’s being mean to me,” whines Itori.

“There, there, it’s okay.” Roma holds out a glass of water, and Nico begins to braid Itori’s hair.

“See, they’re nice, brat,” Itori mumbles to Souta. He merely laughs, until Uta glares at him.

“Okay, okay. I’ll stop.” He holds up his hands.

“Do you want me to administer last rites?” Donato asks dryly.

“There are two types of people,” Nico sings, pointing to Souta and Donato.

“See, the clowns can even make a cold fun.” Uta pats Itori’s shoulder.

“I hope Souta gets it next.”

“I’m sticking far across the room, dear.” Souta scoots into the corner.

“Let’s watch a horror movie.” Roma grins as Itori perks up.

They settle in, and Itori’s mind forgets she feels like death the entire time.

“Good choice,” Nico tries to say, but her throat is scratchy. She frowns.

“And you thought I was being stupid!” Souta yells.

“I still do,” Nico whispers. Shit. She’s really sick, isn’t she.

“Uta, I’m going to request you make us all plague masks,” Donato mutters.

I’m having horrible period cramps rn so can you tell us how the female characters deal with painful period cramps please? (just a lil bit of fun bc why not im grumpy)

I relate, Nonny-Mouse. ❤

Kamishiro Rize – food will always comfort her.

Kirishima Touka – kicked herself in the stomach once. Now she uses hot compresses, as Irimi taught her.

Irimi Kaya – hot compresses, plus complaining to Koma because it makes him visibly uncomfortable.

Kosaka Yoriko – If you catch Yoriko eating fast food instead of her own delicious cooking, assume she’s having a rough period.

Hinami Feuguchi – silently endures.

Nishino Kimi – rants about why science hasn’t caught up to cure this bullshit yet.

Karren von Rosewald – hiding from Master Shuu until Matsumae brings her painkillers.

Matsumae – gulps down painkillers.

Chie Hori – a fan of bubble baths.

Itori – can’t resist texting Yomo and Uta and asking for treats and favors for her “girl trouble.” Uta will respond with teasings. Yomo won’t text at all, but he’ll show up at her apartment, red-faced, with all the medicine and hot compresses she’s requested.

Hoito Roma – Nico gives the best massages and isn’t weirded out at all.

Yoshimura Eto – Periods make her want to make the world bleed. Battle is best when you’re already bleeding. Less to fear. Or so she tells Tatara.

Miza Kusakari – begrudgingly accepts Naki’s ministrations – be it food, cuddles, or medicine.

Hakatori – With only Eto to guide her into dealing with her cramps, she too is a fan of battles when other period. Occasionally, she also contemplates stabbing herself in her abdomen.

Mado Akira – cramps? what cramps? ~~Holy hell did it hurt mom this much and she was still the most skilled investigator of her squad~~

Aura Kiyoko – she’s sterner than normal in her meetings, but otherwise doesn’t let on at all. Even if she’s internally screaming.

Kurona Yasuhisa – exercises more.

Ihei Hairu – internally crying, but melon buns, perfumes, and warm showers also help.

Souza Rikai – won’t let them hold her back! Until Shio sees she’s bleeding and panics and then Yusa panics and then Hirako has to have The Talk with the kids while panicking himself.

Yonebayashi Saiko – binges Netflix in bed. Complains to Urie.

Mutsuki Tooru – pretends everything’s fine but secretly imagines a hysterectomy.

Hsaio Ching-Li – Complains to Aura to scare him, and to Higemaru for sympathy. She and Saiko usually wind up binging Netflix together.

What about single parent Uta and his kid is a quiet little geeky thing who looks up to and loves their weird badass dad and wants to be just like him but, nah, too shy.

This went in an more angsty direction than originally intended. O__O

“Dad?”

Uta turns towards the door where his beloved child usually sleep. But even though it’s the earliest hour of the morning, right now they peek out at him.

“Hey there,” he says, bustling closer. “Did I wake you?”

“No, I was just waiting for you to get home.” They squint up at their father’s face, because of course they can’t see him clearly without their glasses. They giggle. “I like your suit.”

Uta smooths his striped coat and zebra-patterned pants. “Thank you, dear.”

“Can I have a glass of water?”

“I’ll even let you have an eye as a snack. Midnight snacking is a thing,” Uta says, ruffling their hair. He hears their feet padding after him to the kitchen and hopes they don’t ask him more about his day. He loves being in the thick of things, in the middle of an Aogiri raid on a CCG raid of the auction he hosted, but he always feels empty afterwards.

But this child right here, he muses as he hands them a green eye – their favorite kind – they’re not exciting. They’re gentle and sweet and kind and dorky.

“Thanks, Dad.” They smile and lean into their father. “When I grow up, I’m gonna stay out late and be just like you.”

Uta can’t help but wonder if his victims tonight, if they felt this way once. “[Name], be just like yourself instead. You’re enough.”

He holds them close, and in this moment he feels closer to full than he’s felt in any battle.

NSFW Tsukiyama and human s/o in her period

– He is really, really, REALLY excited to taste her blood. He enjoys being able to taste some part of her without hurting her.

– she’s fairly self-conscious about her body, but never to fear, Tsukiyama Shuu is here! To assure her that her body is beautiful.

– He’s also just intellectually curious what it looks like when a someone’s on their period.

– Tsukiyama is a bit of a lube connoisseur, so he likes trying different flavors out to see what matches best with his s/o’s blood.

– His s/o finds this kinda awkward but also funny.

– He’s more gentle/lets her lead when she’s on her period. After all, anything to make her feel better.

– Tsukiyama is more sensitive to the monthly cycle afterwards. Seeing it spurs buying chocolate, flowers, back rubs, etc., every time of the month.

Uta, Shuu, Yomo find baby photos of their s/o

Uta

– He’s fascinated. Ghouls don’t usually keep baby albums, so this is a first for him.

– Has fun flipping through your album. He laughs at some of your crazier dress-up photos, and he’ll definitely tease you for days.

– “Who would have guessed this rambunctious kid would grow into such an amazing adult?”

– You start, because Uta doesn’t get sentimental often. So you kiss him slowly to remind him how amazing you think he is.

Tsukiyama Shuu

– He squeals the moment he finds your photo.

– dances around, clutching it to his heart and singing about how ADORABLE you were while you beg him to just let you see which one it is!

– like, you’re so adorable he “should marry you right now.”

Yomo Renji

– regards your silly photo silently as his finger traces over it, thoughtful as ever.

– “You were a cute kid. You’re even cuter now.”

– You give him the photo, and he regrets that he has no baby photos to give you.

– “It’s okay,” you tell him, “we can make our own baby photos.”

– It takes a moment for the words to register, and then he blushes fiercely.

Can i request some fluffy first time with Uta, Tsukiyama, Naki and their shy human s/o who’s still a virgin?

Uta

– He probably suggested sex, but he’s definitely determined to make sure they are ready and truly want to do this.

– is smooth, and focuses on pleasuring his S/O before himself. He wants to make their first time memorable.

– probably teases them the entire time.

– He’s a very gentle lover their first time. Lots of encouragement and praise for them, between his teasing.

Tsukiyama

– Appoints himself their teacher immediately, but won’t bring up sex until they suggest it.

– To the surprise of no one, probably, he suggests oral sex first to make sure they’re comfortable with being touched there. And definitely swoons with how delicious they are.

– probably takes them to the swankiest hotel in Tokyo.

– Emphasizes foreplay.

Naki

– Is probably a virgin himself and confused when they explain that first times are regarded as a Thing

– Is super excited that they get to do it together. Like, quivers with excitement.

– Might accidentally go too fast, but is very sensitive to any sort of physical or verbal cues from his partner.

– He’s complimentary the entire time, and probably cries with happiness during it.

Lord of the Rings time. What species are each of the characters? (I.e. Kaneki – either human or Half-Elf, Touka a silvan elf, Hinami a hobbit etc)

It’s always LOTR time!

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – Half-Elf

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Hobbit

Yoshimura Kuzen – Human

Kamishiro Rize – Silvan Elf

Kirishima Touka – Silvan Elf

Koma Enji – Hobbit

Irimi Kaya – Elf

Yomo Renji – Dwarf

Kosaka Yoriko – Human

Hinami Feuguchi – hobbit

Nishiki Nishio – wizard

Nishino Kimi – wizard

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – elf

Karren von Rosewald – Ringwraith

Matsumae – elf

Mirumo – whatever Tom Bombadil is!

Chie Hori – hobbit

Clowns

Uta – wizard

Itori – ent

Hoito Roma – troll

Nimura Furuta – ghost

Rio/Shikorae – ghost

Nico – elf

Donato Porpora – balrog

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – eagle

Yamori – orc

Tatara – wizard

Yoshimura Eto – wizard

Noro – ghost

Miza Kusakari – hobbit

Naki – hobbit

Hakatori – eagle

Banjou Kazuichi – elf

CCG

Amon Koutarou – human

Takizawa Seidou – orc-human hybrid

Mado Akira – human

Houji Kousuke – elf

Mado Kureo – ring wraith

Marude Itsuki – ent

Washuu Yoshitoki – elf

Washuu Matsuri – hobbit

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – sauron

Kuriowa Takeomi – hobbit

Kuriowa Iwao – human

Aura Kiyoko – silvan elf

Tanakamaru Mougan – ent

Shinohara Yukinori – wizard

Itou Kuramoto – whatever Tom Bombadil is

Kurona Yasuhisa – ring wraith

Hajime Hazuki – half-elf, half orc

Mayazumi – half-elf, half-orc

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – hobbit

Arima Kishou – elf

Ui Koori – dwarf

Take Hirako – human

Arima Yusa – hobbit

Ihei Shio – hobbit

Souza Rikai – hobbit

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – wizard

Keijin Nakarai – human

Hanbee Abara – eagle

Miyuki Mikage – elf

Mizurou Tamaki – dwarf

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – hobbit

Shirazu Ginshi – human

Urie Kuki – elf

Mutsuki Tooru – ghost

Hsaio Ching-Li – eagle

Aura Shinsanpei – ring wraith

Higemaru Touma – dwarf