Can you write scenario about Tsukiyama’s human so and his father first meeting? Headcanons about so and Mirumo would be cool too!

Oooooh.

The Tsukiyama mansion looms ahead. You straighten your shoulders and adjust your top with your sweating palms.

“He’ll love you,” Tsukiyama assures you.

“Will he?” You lift your eyes to Tsukiyama’s. “I don’t think he was expected, uh, someone like me.”

“A human? It’ll be a pleasant surprise, that’s all.” Tsukiyama kisses your lips, lingering for just a bit more fun.

“Shuu,” you laugh. “Please don’t make your father hate me already.”

“Pshh. He’ll enjoy that I’m entranced by you, ma chere,” Tsukiyama says with a grin. “Well, shall we?”

You nod, and your boyfriend grabs your hand to lead you into their estate.

Your mouth opens at the ornate rotunda in the mere foyer. Tsukiyama tugs you past the elaborate staircase, into a side room. He hesitates just before crossing the threshold, and you realize he too is nervous and trying to seem brave for your sake.

“Father, I’d like to introduce [Y/N].” Tsukiyama bows slightly. “And, ma chere, this is my father, Mirumo Tsukiyama.”

Mirumo’s eyes widen slightly as he smells your humanity. But he quickly crosses the room to offer you his hand. “Please, dear, call me Mirumo. It’s a pleasure to meet the person who’s delighted my Shuu.”

You laugh with relief. “Thank you, Mirumo.”

“Not scared of ghouls?” Mirumo winks. “You know, I once dated a human, too, but they were too frightened of my intentions once they discovered my true nature. I appreciate the kindness you’ve shown towards Shuu.”

You blink. You shouldn’t be surprised Mirumo would offer such personal information, because after all, this is Tsukiyama’s dad. But still. “Well, of course. I care deeply about Shuu, for whatever and whoever he is.”

Tsukiyama brightens. Dating you is going to be an excellent adventure, especially now that Father is comfortable with it.

michizurou nsfw hcs? fetishes?

Based on @koyuki-tan’s “Peace Sign.”

– Hanbee is often frightened walking by their door at night. They’re usually quiet, but he’s still scared.

– Michiko’s fond of sex outside under the stars (as long as no one is watching!).

– Mizurou likes cracking jokes during sex.

– Mizurou is very, very turned on if Michiko adopts an English accent. It’s an inside joke to them.

– They both enjoy waking up in the middle of the night and randomly deciding to make love.

– Michiko prefers the phrase “make love” to “sex” or anything cruder. That being said, she and Tamaki are quite fierce in bed.

– Both like going down on each other. 69 is a good position for them.

lol valentine’s day (fluff) ideas for tsukiparents (aka mirumo and tsukimama)! no pressure tho

– Mirumo is even more extra than his son.

– Tsukimama is a very glamorous, intellectual woman (qualities she has passed to her son). As such, Mirumo once built Tsukimama a library straight out of Beauty and the Beast for Valentine’s Day.

– Before they were married, Tsukimama and Mirumo decided to eat chocolates even if it made them sick. Just to say they did. They wound up collapsed in Tsukimama’s small apartment, taking turns vomiting all night.

– That’s how they knew they were perfect for each other.

– Tsukimama once bought Mirumo a glittery red suit specially made for Valentine’s Day. He’s worn it every Feb. 14th since.

– Tsukimama and Mirumo started their Rose garden one Valentine’s Day. Every time Mirumo sees their garden, he still smiles with those memories. Tsukimama would have loved Karren and her care for the roses.

– Mirumo has centuries-old bottles of blood wine stored in his cellar. He only breaks them open for Valentine’s Day and their anniversary, to share with Tsukimama.

Headcanons for Uta’s S/O who is stronger than him.

– He has occasionally feigned illness just so they can carry him in their ripped arms. They know he’s malingering, but they kinda enjoy carrying him, too.

– They’ve definitely had competitions for who can morph their kagune into the most shapes in a limited time. Uta probably forced Yomo and Itori to judge.

– Uta brags about them to the clowns all the time.

– Uta has occasionally tried to bribe them to kill Arima for Yomo. But since they are also smart, they have no desire to screw with CCG, though, and especially not Arima.

– If they ever did face Arima, Uta would probably either take bets if he was having a good day, or if he felt sad/lonely that day, drag them away lest he lose them.

– Though his S/O isn’t very into the clowns activities, they usually linger where his mischief is happening just in case they need to rescue him.

– They definitely accompanied Uta, and even encouraged, his desire to save Yomo from Dragon-Neki.

– Uta is very needy and honest with them, because he knows they’re strong enough to handle his issues. This has resulted in many a late-night cuddle session.

Hi, could you write about a drunk Nico. Please and thank you.

– drunk Nico rarely happens, but when it does, you can directly correlate her frequency of giggles with how tipsy she is.

– drunk Nico will absolutely try to seduce whomever she perceives as the hardest-to-seduce man around. This is how she befriended Yamori.

– Occasionally, Roma has hauled her ass back home and called for backup when Nico decides to sleep on the sidewalk (usually Itori, sometimes Uta. Souta has always refused).

– drunk Nico once told a human she was a ghoul, and that’s the only time Souta showed up – as CCG – to save them.

– hungover Nico is very apologetic and weepy. Uta likes hungover Nico, who once confessed her entire life story to him. He’s kept most of it private.

– drunk Nico rambles a lot about Christmas. She loves giving and receiving gifts. And the lights! Twinkling lights!

– Under no circumstances should drunk Nico EVER pass by a makeup store. This is how she first got on CCG’s radar, when she was still a teenager herself. She robbed everyone by declaring she was a ghoul, then stealing hundreds of lipsticks and eyeshadow kits.

juuzou ,hanbee, nakari and mikage and their adventures in babysitting mizuki

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– Juuzou is the fun uncle. He constantly supplies candy and thrills for his niece.

– Hanbee is the cautious adult. The day he found Juuzou and Mizuki climbing twenty feet up a tree, he cried. From fear.

– Nakarai has given Mizuki a profound interest in birds, and he’s quite proud of himself for this.

– Mikage loves to help Mizuki stay up past her bedtime to go stargazing.

– They are all fond of playing tea party with her.

– Mizuki often begs Juuzou to put makeup on her and style her hair, because he’s quite skilled at it.

– Hanbee is good for very, very tall piggyback rides.

– Nakarai likes playing dolls with Mizuki, but he pretends he doesn’t.

– Mikage has gotten Mizuki addicted to Star Wars from infancy.

masanori kidnaps oscar the otter

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

“Masanori, what is this?” Hairu holds up a brilliantly fluffy, well-loved animal her son has hidden under his bed.

“Nothing,” Masanori says evasively.

“It looks like Brooke’s missing toy.”

Masanori pouts. “It’s not.”

“Masanori, are you lying?” Ui asks sternly, coming up behind Hairu.

Their child squeaks. “Yes.”

“Well, at least you admit it.” Ui sighs. “Hairu, can you call Brooke?”

“But I like otters! I wanna cuddle it!” Masanori grabs the animal.

“We can get you your own otter,” Hairu assures him. “But we don’t steal, Masanori.”

“Why?” Masanori frowns. “I wanted it more.”

“Are you sure?” Ui asks slowly. He’s never had someone ask why stealing is wrong before. He just assumed everyone knew that.

“Yes.” Masanori sticks out his lip.

Ui chuckles. “Then…then you could have asked Brooke. I’m sure she’d let you borrow it, but without asking she thought he’d vanished and she was very worried.”

“Oh.” Masanori looks concerned, to Ui’s relief. Maybe he is breaking through, after all.

Kids. They make him continually question morality.

i accidentally pronounced itami as vitami/vitamin so mb naki would do it and what’s everyone’s reaction would be like

OMG NAKI DEFINITELY WOULD.

Eto – falls to the floor and rolls around laughing.

Itami – too embarrassed to correct him.

Tatara – shakes his head in shame. He might be smiling under his mask.

Ayato – “is no one really going to say it? It’s Itami, not Vitami, you harebrain!”

Miza – OMG Naki why are you like this?

Hinami – I think Vitamin is a cute code name!

Takizawa Seidou – Gotta admit it’s funny, but hey, maybe that’s your real name too, since you’re apparently a TRAITOR TO CCG.

Rio – bahahahaha

Yumitsu Tomoe – off to collect on the people she had a running bet with that this would happen.

AU where Ukina is still dead, but Eto was able to remain with and be raised by Kuzen and they just get to enjoy all the typical father and daughter things.

– Kuzen read to Eto every night before bed, spurring her love for literature.

– When she got her first novel accepted, Kuzen couldn’t stop bragging about her, and Eto loved the attention.

– Koma loved giving Eto piggyback rides when she was little. Now he likes to tease her that she’s still small enough, if she wants.

– Eto has, more than once, convinced Uta and Itori to help her prank Yomo until he begged for mercy.

– Ten-year-old Eto snuck into young Uta’s newly opened HySy, and told him she was going to marry him. Kuzen had to drag her out of the studio after Uta gave him a frantic phone call at 3 am.

– When she was a teenager, Eto once tried to seduce her human schoolmate who was a customer in Anteiku. That’s how Kuzen’s turned gray.

– Kuzen loves editing her books.

– When Eto was thirteen, Kuzen awakened one night to find her eating an entire carton of ice cream. When he asked her why, she replied “my uterus has come alive” and he freaked out even though all she meant was cramps.

– Kuzen definitely let Eto apply makeup to his face. It was’t uncommon for him to wake up to her having plastered on face paint during the night, either.

Can Itami meet Niji? I feel like they’d have some cute time //And he’d be super protective

“Hey, kid.” Itami watches to make sure the bullies have scattered. “I’m not gonna hurt you.”

He was on his way to meet Eto when he came across the scene. Three older kids beating up a young boy, calling him slurs. And then the boy stumbled, and Itami noticed his kakugan form.

So he meddled, CCG briefcase still in hand. Eto would be proud.

The kid flinches.

“Really. I know I’m CCG, but I won’t turn you in.” Itami holds out his hand. “What’s your name?”

“You can call me Niji.” The kid’s voice is more feminine than Itami expected, so he wonders if he’s misjudged their gender. Maybe that’s why those idiots beat her up.

“I’m Itami, Niji. It’s good to meet you.” Itami hands her a business card with his name on it. “Run along home now, but please be careful about showing your kakugans. Some of my colleagues are, er, unkind.”

“You’re not going to kill me? Isn’t that against the law?” Niji crosses her arms.

Itami winks. “I won’t tell if you won’t.”

The kid smiles slightly. “Thank you.”

She steps forward, as if she wants to hug him, but instead runs away.

He doesn’t blame her. He wouldn’t trust him if he were a ghoul. He’s grateful Eto does.

Speaking of, he’s late. Itami opens his phone to reveal nearly thirty text messages from SpicyMint Girlfriend.