Urie accidentally gets Mutsuki pregnant therefore it gives him horrid dysphoria and he doesn’t know what to do and Urie feels incredibly guilty and knows even less what to do

If you want a story that touches on this, @hamliet‘s “The (Mis)Adventures of Goat” is a good one. =)

TW for dysphoria.

“I’m – I’m pregnant!” Mutsuki clamps his hands over his eyes, as if that will block the reality that stares back at him from the doctor’s notes.

“Huh?” Urie knows Mucchy was sick, but – nah, he misheard.

“I can’t escape it. Being a woman.” Mutsuki stares into space.

“Wait.” Urie stands, but he hesitates. “You’re really -”

“Kuki, help me,” Mutsuki begs as he begins to shake.

Urie’s eyes fill with tears. He strides across the room to take Mutsuki in his arms. “It’s okay, Tooru. You’re okay.”

“I can’t escape – everyone’s going to insist I’m a woman again,” Mutsuki says, wiping his eyes. He’s going to have boobs. A baby is going to grow in his womb. And come out his vagina.

He’s disgusting. Disgustingly feminine.

“No. I mean, well, some idiots might, but no one who knows you will. You’re my husband, Tooru. Husband.” Urie loves that word. It fills him with pride every time it rolls off his tongue.

“I’m scared, Kuki.” Mutsuki whimpers.

“Me too.” Urie swallows. It hurts to ask, because he’s always wanted a family, but he’s recently presumed adoption anyways. “Do you…want this?”

Mutsuki stares up at him.

“I know Kimi would help us,” Urie says. It’s his fault. His fucking fault, tackling Mutsuki and not stopping for a condom that one time – because they were both so into it – It’s his fault. His mess. He’s hurting his lover. “If you wanted to stop this.”

Mutsuki pauses. He doesn’t want to carry a baby.

But…it’s Kuki’s baby.

And he loves Kuki. And somewhere, he thinks he could wants his baby.

“I don’t think so,” he says slowly. “I just…can you start therapy with me?”

Urie beams with pride that Mutsuki is so proactive. “Yes. Anything for you, my man.”

They kiss.

How do you think furuta would confess to his s/o? (I love your blog so much!) 💞

I love your kindness so much, Nonny-Mouse. ❤

– He’d put off confessing for a while. He’d hope by his actions they’d understand, and he wouldn’t have to say those three little words.

– His love will probably call him out on his fear, and assure him there’s nothing to be afraid of. But they can’t pressure him, because Furuta doesn’t handle personal pressure well.

– His love probably already needs to have said “I love you” to him, so he knows he won’t be rejected.

– He probably confesses during an intimate moment. Whether that’s sex, or cuddles, or just a really deep conversation. He pulls them close and wraps his arms around them from behind. And gently whispers “I love you,” in their ear as he squeezes them tightly.

– To which his love responds that they’e known for a while from his actions, and kisses him.

My favourite headcanon of mine is that Shuu’s Mother was named Hana, so can you maybe write a little something about how Hana and Mirumo met?

Hana met Mirumo in the manner of classic love stories – at a ball for Tokyo’s upper class ghouls.

Hana was beautiful, but barely eighteen and extremely excited to attend a “real ball.” Her rambunctious behavior earned her date’s ire for seeming “uncultured.” Mirumo overheard this, saw his chance, and swept in.

“The lady can dance however she wants,” he said. “I, for one, found it lovely to watch.” Turning to Hana, he added, “Will you teach me?”

They left her sputtering date by the blood wine table, and Hana taught Mirumo her wildest moves. She also expressed admiration for his flexibility.

She liked him, especially when he offered to walk her home instead of her loathsome date. By the next day, when he showed up at her door with delicacies and flowers, she was smitten.

As for Mirumo, he still likes to tell the tale of how he fell in love on the dance floor.

Mizuki and uncle Juuzou bring home a stray kitten!

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– This is not the first time they have brought home a stray pet. The first time, however, it was a rat Mizuki found cute and Juuzou took pity on.

– Mizurou was okay with the rat, but Michiko nearly cried.

– She now hopes the kitten eats the rat, but her hopes are dashed, because the rat cuddles with the kitten immediately.

– And then she realizes it is so cute, she’s okay with the rat.

– Juuzou lets Mizuki name the cat “Hanbee,” to the delight of his entire squad.

– Mizurou makes a remark comparing rats and cats bonding to humans and ghouls, and Michiko kisses him for it.

– Mizuki is now two animals into her plan for a zoo. Juuzou promises more soon.

To go along with the Koharu and Hairu friendship scenarios, how about some Ryo and Ui ‘friendship’ scenarios?

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– The friendship begins as all true friendships do, with lots of taunts from Ryo and threats from Ui

– Ryo has definitely painted a bowl to look like Ui’s upside-down head.

– Ui then threw human food in it. Just to annoy Ryo over what he cannot eat.

– To which Ryo responds with a remark about eating Ui’s sister…

– Ui.exe ceases to function for a while

– They find common ground over Ui’s attempts to quit smoking, of all things. Ryo is nonjudgemental and encouraging, and he doesn’t mind being around the smell of smoke whenever Ui relapses.

– Ui asks Ryo to dispose of his cigarettes, and he gladly does.

– When Ui finds out Ryo’s life story, he gives him an understanding pat on the shoulder that shows acceptance and empathy. It means so much to Ryo, he considers mentioning his plans to marry Koharu.

Naki survives and then Miza decides fuck it and asks him to marry her while her face is more pink than her hair

“You scared me!” Miza swats at Naki as soon as his eyes flicker open. He still lies on the damp concrete, among the corpses of the 24th ward.

Naki blinks at her, confused. She’s mad? No, she’s smiling and crying.

“I’m so glad, Naki, I’m so glad you’re here,” she says, over and over and over again.

“Big Brother would want me to stay with you,” he says dreamily.

“Naki.” Miza blushes. Her face turns the exact color of her hair. “Fuck it. Marry me.”

“For real?” Naki sits up, suddenly revitalized.

“Yes!” Miza dives forward and sinks her teeth into Naki’s shoulder. She feels his teeth inside her, too.

She can tell him about Dragon and Kaneki later. Right now, she is marrying the ghoul she loves.

Why do I love angst so much? Some Uta X Yomo as a couple angst? Maybe set pre cannon but after their teen years

We all love angst. Join the angst party.

Yomo glances at his phone. Itori had given him no other indications besides an address in the fourth ward.

He arrives in the back alley to see Uta knocked against the concrete, surrounded by half a dozen thugs. Ghoul thugs, mind you; Uta could surely handle humans.

“What’s going on?” Yomo demands.

“Aw, has your boyfriend come to save you?” mocks one. Uta doesn’t respond.

“What’s going on is your boy is no longer in charge of the fourth ward. Not after all those investigators got called down here,” snaps the largest one.

“And we’re making sure he doesn’t come back,” adds the first.

Yomo eyes him.

“So Uta likes the strong, silent type?” tries another.

Yomo stays quiet. But in the dark they see his kakugans glowing.

The largest lunges at him, and Yomo easily knocks him into the wall.

“Ow!”

“Let’s get out of here,” says the first nervously.

The assholes run away, and Yomo scrambles to help Uta up.

“I’m fine. Just weak. Losing my leadership. Again.” Uta laughs bleakly, shrugging off Yoyo’s assistance.

“Again?” Yomo wonders.

“It doesn’t matter. I could have killed them all.” Uta smiles thinly. “I should have.”

“Then why didn’t you? What were you afraid of?” Yomo wonders.

Uta wants to tell Yomo everything he knows, but he can’t. Some things belong forgotten. “I don’t know.”

“On the bright side,” Uta says suddenly, “I’m now free of the ward. I can start that Mask Studio I’ve always wanted. And…I can devote more time to you.”

Yomo turns around, only to be met with Uta’s lips.

“They’re right,” he whispers, hoping that his love will cover his secrets, that his love will render him less alone, “I do like the strong, silent type.”

PLEASE GIVE US HEADCANONS WITH SHUU AS A LOVELEY AND PERFECT HUSBAND

– Buys you flowers every Monday “to cure your case of the Mondays.”

– loves leaving hickeys all over your body. It’s like tasting you, but pleasurable for both of you.

– Tsukiyama sobbed at your wedding. Kaneki (the officiant) had to stop several times so you could provide him tissues.

– He can be a gentle or a harsh lover, depending on your mood.

– Shuu loves cooking with you, whether you’re human or ghoul.

– Nothing is as precious to him as you. Not even food. He’s protective and determined to keep you safe from anyone that might want to harm you to get to him.

– He feels bad that due to his involvement with Goat, he can’t always give you the lavish lifestyle he’s had before. You, however, do not care, because you married him for him, not his money.

((Just saw Love, Simon, and had to o this ask)) Can you do a little thing where Rin comes out to her brothers (Kaneki, Juuzou and Hide (he’s her honorary brother)) that she likes girls?

Is it as good as it looks???

“Kaneki?” Rin bites her lip. She’s uncharacteristically quiet today, and she seems a bit shaky.

“What is it?” he asks with concern.

Hide gives Rin a knowing smile, and it frightens her, because Hide surely doesn’t know.

“I, uh…I am gay.” She blurts it out. Just rip it off like a Band-Aid.

“I know,” Hide says then, to her surprise.

“I think that’s great. I’m bi.” Juuzou slides closer to offer her a lollipop.

“Really?” She goggles at Juuzou.

“Yep.” He shrugs. “It’s great to have another queer person in this family.”

They turn to Kaneki. Hide pokes him.

“Rin, were you scared to tell me?” he asks with concern.

Rin nods, a lump in her throat.

“I love you. I look forward to meeting your girlfriends,” Kaneki says, wiping his eyes. “I’m so proud of you, and you too, Juuzou. I support you no matter who you love.”

Rin throws her arms around Kaneki, and Juuzou quickly follows suit.

“Come here, Hide,” Rin calls, and he joins the group hug.

Cute SuzuHan headcanons~? Or maybe some Houji/Tatara ones (because I have it from a very credible source that you enjoy that ship, too)~?

Who told you about my Houji/Tatara adoration?

YOU CAN’T TELL ME THEY DON’T BEHAVE LIKE EX-LOVERS.

Suzuhan

– Suzuya loves piggyback rides from Hanbee.

– At one point, the normally quiescent Hanbee probably punches someone who insults Suzuya. It’s stunning to the entire squad.

– Hanbee lets Suzuya stitch a heart over his chest.

Houji/Tatara

– Tatara signals their relationship is serious by removing his mask. Houji responds by taking him in his arms and kissing him.

– Tatara once had to come pick up Houji from a bar after he got drunk. This was after their falling out. Houji called him, and Tatara just couldn’t kill him in that state, so he took him home and tucked in him.

– A look through Houji’s cell phone confirmed Houji didn’t have his number. Tatara then realized that Houji must still have memorized it. He left with a surprising amount of emotions.

– Their first date was ice skating. Tatara was graceful, Houji a mess, and they kissed as they crumpled to a heap on the rink floor.