A scenario where after the war shinohara wakes up and juuzou gets to excitedly show him around. It’s all fun until they come across kaneki (who is chatting with people from both the quinx and Anteiku) and shinohara is all like “good god is that the centipede ghoul? Who let the crazy bastard in here!”

LOL.

“Here’s CCG. Or, what’s left of us.” 

Shinohara recognizes Marude, Ui, Mado Akira and Amon Koutarou, and a very disgruntled – and white-haired – Takizawa Seidou. Kiyoko is in a wheelchair, Mougan behind her. Ah, and there is Iwao’s son, besides Kuki’s son. 

The Quinx Squad is behind Kuki, or so Shinohara assumes. They look fully human right now. 

He can’t believe so much has happened. Arima a ghoul, Yoshitoki a ghoul, cooperation with ghouls to save a city. 

“Suzuya!” A white-haired young man races towards them, holding pudding aloft.

Shinohara chuckles past the ache of his missing colleagues. Suzuya’s face brightens as the man reaches them.

Shinohara squints. He knows that man.

“Good god, is that the centipede ghoul? Who let this crazy bastard in here?” Shinohara exclaims. But his tone is light – no one who gives Juuzou pudding can be all bad, right?

“I was an investigator for the past few years, thank you very much. Kaneki Ken.” The ghoul holds out his hand. “Former First-Class. Now One-Eyed King. It’s all very confusing.”

“Of course it is,” sings a pretty young woman. She marches to Kaneki’s side. “I’m his wife, Touka.”

“She was Rabbit,” Suzuya says, mouth full of pudding.

“Huh?” Shinohara frowns. She does look familiar, doesn’t she? 

“Hey, Kaneki, don’t take all the ghoulification credit, you bastard.” Takizawa waves to Shinohara, proudly showing two kakugans. Behind him, Amon Koutarou displays the same, even as Akira Mado slips her arm around his waist.  

“What the hell?!”

Nico struggling with gender dysphoria! 😭

Full disclosure: I do not have/have never had gender dysphoria. Though I’ve done my best research, if anything is inaccurate or insensitive, please correct me. 

TW for mental health/self-harm. 

– If Nico worries that she is a man and is just actually crazy, and she wants reassurance that she is a woman, Itori is probably the best person she can talk to. Itori listens, provides wine, and insists that Nico is her sister.

– If Nico just wants to vent, Uta is best. He’ll listen and say nothing. It’s great.

– Roma isn’t good at comfort, but, at one point, she got Donato to assure Nico that she is not going to hell. 

– This may be why Nico liked Yamori. He hurt her in places she wanted to hurt herself. And made her feel reassured that she is feminine. 

– Souta was actually the one who told Nico to “fucking stop with the crazy boyfriends” and to accept herself as she was. Well, everyone had, but Souta telling her commanded Nico’s attention, because he’s usually not one for doling out advice. 

– She definitely brightens up after a day shopping for clothing with Itori and Roma.  

this is a bit of a strange request, but could you do some headcanons for furuta with a trans male (ftm) s/o? thank you 💖

Not strange at all. ❤ I’m happy to do this.

– Furuta would probably find out because he said something stupid, something stemming from the Washuu ‘toxic masculinity’ upbringing. Dating a man frightens him a bit, even if he loves them (because he remembers Matsuri’s struggles), and then he makes a joke about them secretly being a girl.

– His s/o is not thrilled and may snap at him. Which confuses Fruity, until his s/o calms down and tells him that they are trans. And while upbringing is an explanation, isn’t not an excuse. 

– Furuta is actually chill with their identity – “Why are you offended, you’re not secretly a girl, if anything you were secretly a guy?” If anything he finds them even more interesting for this – but after a bit, he does experience some self-loathing for being insensitive. It’s something he and his boyfriend will have to work through.

– If anyone – ANYONE – insults them, for anything really but especially being trans, Furuta will have to be talked out of going half-ghoul on them.

– If his s/o is insecure, he’ll probably try to suggest something that distracts them while emphasizing their masculinity. Basically, this boils down to Furuta having sex with him, and praising his body.

– Furuta might also arrange for his s/o to spend time with Mutsuki, since they could probably relate. 

– Furuta loves calling them “his boyfriend,” or later, “husband.” 

Mutsaura platonic headcanons? Please? Have a nice day!!! 💜💜❣💗💖💞💝💕💓💓💓

– Aura doesn’t know the fullllll backstory to Mutsuki, but he can guess most of it. And so he doesn’t ask, because he knows Mucchy will tell him when he’s ready.

– But if Mutsuki seems particularly stressed or triggered, he calls him “Tooru” and makes him dinner and does whatever he can to calm him down.

– The story of how their friendship began:

1. Aura admits he feels like a fuck-up and insecure to Mutsuki, who grows incensed. Because Mutsuki guesses correctly: that Aura is only telling him this because he knows Mutsuki is arguably MORE fucked-up.

2. They glare at each other, and then Aura agrees he was out of line. And wrong. And tells Mutsuki all his good attributes.

3. Mutsuki tells Aura he wishes he had his life, and they exchange wishes for each other and themselves and realize they have many feelings in common. 

4. After that, Aura becomes very protective of Mutsuki and Mutsuki of Aura. 

Can you write headcanons about Tsukiyama and his sassy and sarcastic s/o? Have a nice day ☀️

– He pretends to be previously wounded by their sass, but he absolutely loves it. And he’s pretty terrible at concealing his admiration for their barbs.

– If their sass is directed towards someone else, Tsukiyama hang in the background, using hand motions and even interpretive dance to “accentuate” their words.

– He designs an outfit specifically for them. A sassy outfit. Probably lemon-colored for sourness.

– Watching movies and TV together is one of his favorite activities. His S/O’s commentary is gold.

– Their, uh, lovemaking times are always fun, too. If Shuu feels insecure (which is admittedly rare, but happens because he’s a person), his S/O’s snark is just what he needs to cheer him up.

– One day, he wakes up besides them as dawn arises and declares most seriously that they are a breath of fresh air (as a breeze sweeps in the open window, because it’s Shuu and he loves drama). And that he wants to spend the rest of his life with them.

– In that moment, they say nothing for a moment before blurting out, to his delight, “Took you long enough.” 

I love pregnancy angst too. Can I get some Uta x ghoul s/o pregnancy angst ? Maybe him finding out in a really bad way and she’s part of the clowns but doesn’t want to stop their plans even tho it’s dangerous for the baby

Set right before Re: 168.

Donato’s actions are slightly based on Eto’s in @hamliet‘s “The (Mis)Adventures of Goat,” because, let’s be real, both of them would enjoy spoiling news for happy couples. 

“Wow, fornication in addition to murder, Uta?” Donato sniffs Uta’s S/O and chuckles.

“Huh?” For a moment, Uta stares at his S/O, who avoids his gaze.

“Oh my,” purrs Nico, loving every second of angst.

Itori sidles up to S/O and inhales deeply. “Holy shit.”

“You – you can’t be serious.” S/O looks terrified. She grabs Itori’s hands to keep from doubling over.

Uta keeps staring at her. He can’t believe this. He’s lived years and years and slept with – well, many – people. And he’s never had a scare before.

But from Donato’s mirth, this isn’t even a scare. 

He steps closer. “Are you …”

We,” Itori corrects. 

“I don’t know.” S/O’s voice shakes. Her voice never shakes. She’s unwavering, unshakeable… 

“You should go.” Nico pats S/O’s shoulder. “We can control the Owl from here.”

“I’m not going anywhere!” There she is, the ghoul Uta knows and – and loves. She shoves Nico back. “We can figure this out later, right, Uta?”

“Of course,” he says smoothly, even though he’s screaming inside. Does he even want this?

And suddenly, Donato yelps as his foster son slams him to the ground. S/O falls back into Uta, her forehead cut. 

Not badly. But when her blood stains Uta, he wonders if he’s finally feeling fear.

And then Uta whirls around to find himself face-to-face with Yomo. 

His best friend, the friend he’d love to tell his news to and panic to, glowers at him. “Uta. I’ve never understood you, but I’m going to stop you.” 

Uta knocks his S/O back, into Nico and Itori’s arms. His best friend can’t know, but if – if CCG wins – his S/O and – and their – fuck – their baby – could die. What if they try to turn her into a science experiment?  

Uta’s heart constricts. He can’t let that happen. So he forces a grin on his face. “Okay.” 

Because of you I have found my love for Furuta so I must ask for some head canons of when he gets jealous I can’t help to think that he would act out if he sees someone flirting with his so. Also thank you for so showing me the little devil fruit that I now love.

You have made my entire Fruit-stanning life worthwhile. 

– Furuta initially smirks, because he knows his S/O can handle themself.

– And then, two seconds later, he is raving mad. So he probably pouts off by himself and stomps his feet and sends angry text messages to Ui Koori, who never wanted to know any of this.

– At five seconds, he shuffles over to the flirty offender, drink in hand (preferably something that stains). He throws his arm around his S/O, flinging liquid onto the offender.

– “I’m so sorry. You didn’t get any on you, did you?” He smiles at his S/O, giving them his undivided attention.

– They tell him their fine and roll their eyes just enough that he knows they know. Then, because they’re better than him, they help the flirter clean up, while Fruit watches and fumes.

– “I love you, I love you, please love me back,” Furuta whines once he realizes they’re actually pissed, as they drag him home. 

– His S/O counters with a reminder that they’re sure he’ll show them how much once they arrive home. Which, of course, is exactly what Fruit planned on. 

– they then call him “little devil fruit” and he can’t decide if he’s offended or impressed.

Can you do a scenario where Ayato’s pregnant human s/o is separated from him at the start of the revolution and he reunites with them?

This was fun to write. I love angsty pregnancy scenarios. 

Ayato is haunted by their last wave. Just before they boarded the bus to their work, just before they vanished from his life.

He tried to find them, of course. He knew they’d fallen ill at work and been hospitalized…and that all traces of them were gone by the time he arrived that evening.

Eto had uncovered rumors of CCG investigators entering the hospital, but no confirmation.

By now – and he hates himself for hoping this – he hopes they are dead. Execution by CCG is the kindest scenario awaiting them. 

But at night, he sees their ghost, waving at him. Sometimes he dreams they crawl in his window the way they used to, but they wear a sadistic grin as they describe abandoning him.

And then he wakes up with a silent scream, and he hates himself more for ever doubting them. They were young, he knows, but they loved him, and he loved them. 

“You’re thinking of them again, aren’t you?” Hinami smiles at him. They’re on a mission together, to investigate reports of a half-ghoul child. To recruit the parents to Aogiri’s cause, if possible.

Ayato nods curtly. Their target’s looms ahead, when all of a sudden, a toddler scrambles outside. 

The baby falls down with laughter, as its parent rushes out to haul it back inside.

Ayato freezes.

And Hinami knows without him even saying it. 

They slowly turn around, their hair longer than it used to be. They’re finally wearing the glasses frames they were saving up for. And behind their lenses, their eyes dilate.

They clutch the child and raise it to their chest as the Aogiri executives approach. 

Ayato feels his heart breaking, until he looks at the child and sees its unruly dark blue hair.

Ayato tries to speak, but only gurgles escape his lips. 

“Ayato…” Hinami’s mouth falls open.

“You found me,” says his S/O quietly. Their lips twist into a smirk. “Took you long enough.”

“What – is that – what?!” Ayato doubles over.

They hold out the kid. “Arata, this is your daddy.”

The child – Arata – holds out its hands, and after a poke from HInami, Ayato takes the boy in his arms, still gaping at them.

“I was rushed to the hospital for a suspected miscarriage.” They avoid Ayato’s eyes. “And they discovered one baby still alive, having devoured its brother. And then CCG showed up, because they knew it wasn’t human.” They wrap their hands around their stomach. “I had to leave everything to keep you and Arata safe.” 

They throw back their head and laugh. “I’ve been rehearsing that for two years, Ayato, and it still came out weird.” 

Ayato cuts them off by grabbing their shoulder with one hand. He yanks them closer and presses his lips against theirs. 

It’s my birthday soooo can i request some headcanons for Uta and his human s/o ? ;w;

Happy birthday!!!!

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– Uta will either just slip in his ghoul nature during a casual dinner (which definitely involves him eating food he shouldn’t), or he’ll wait for his s/o to confront him. And then remark “Darling, weren’t the eyes a dead giveaway?” 

– He’ll probably ask if he can tattoo them. He’ll understand if not, and if they’re afraid of needles, he will definitely tease them.

– He’ll affectionally nickname them his Little Muse.

– Itori insists on meeting his S/O at once, and Uta is very nervous introducing them to Yomo, because it’s important that Yomo approve.

– He’ll wait to introduce his S/O to the clowns, and his S/O will probably have to sneak to a clown meeting or something. 

– Uta probably does not wait for sex. He’s down to sleep with his S/O immediately, even before they’re officially dating. But if his S/O is more reserved, he’ll respect that, because Uta is not a pushy person.

– Although he’s not much for cuddles, he’s very into tricking his S/O into cuddling sessions that immediately turn into tickle fights or other pranks. 

What’s Kyou doing in the current arc?

Kyou is, as you may expect, alongside Tsukiyama and Nishiki, fighting Hairu the cross-headed wonder. She’s insisted Chiharu stay behind with Hinami and the others, but since she’s pretty skilled with her kagune, she’s ready to help fight.

She also might be very, very suspicious of this owl, and immediately suspects it is not Eto.

However, since she actually knows Nico and used to idolize her for being who she was, she’s hoping for a chance to express her disappointment in the Clown’s seeming alliance with V.