myths, magic, and fandoms
Good licensed drivers: Kaneki, Touka, Tatara, Akira is good sober but has tried to drive drunk and been stopped by her friends, Amon but he only drives when Akira is intoxicated, Mutsuki but he’s very anxious, Hsaio, Aura, Nishiki, Marude.
Scary licensed drivers: Eto, Furuta, Tsukiyama, Saiko, Takizawa, Koma, Miza, Urie, Shirazu, Higemaru, Kimi, Yoshitoki, Kureo, Karren.
Ayato has no license, but that hasn’t stopped him.
“Hina,” Ayato whines as Hinami straddles him.
“I’m so glad you’re back,” she whispers, nuzzling his neck.
“Me too. Even with the kids.” Ayato winks.
“Practice, am I right?” Hinami blushes, and Ayato is flooded with thrills that she would want to spend the rest of her life with him.
“Don’t hold back,” he begs her as their passion rises.
A cup smashes to the ground.
Ayato and Hina whip around to see Touka standing there, her nose bleeding and coffee splattered over her skirt.
Kaneki lunges forward, kakugan on full display, but Touka drags him back. “Let’s give them some privacy. Lock the door next time, Ayato!”
“Don’t lecture me about responsibility, pregnant one!” Ayato howls as Hinami uses her butterfly kagune to shut the door.
“Now.” Hinami smiles at him. “Where were we?”
Outside, Kaneki and Touka stare at each other. And scream.
– Urie: Oh no. No! Fuck. Fuck this shit. Help!
– Immediately contemplates falling his knees before Mutsuki right then and there. With Touka, Kaneki, Tsukiyama, and Saiko watching.
– But then he gets very scared that Mutsuki will reject him. That there’s something wrong with Urie. So he vacillates back and forth between what to do.
– While Urie is scratching his head and internally melting down, Mama Touka notices what’s going on and drags him outside Kaneki’s room for a confrontation.
– “How did you tell Kaneki about your feelings?” Urie will whine. “I asked him if he was a virgin,” Touka will reply.
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– Once Urie.exe has recovered from his horror, they will realize that Ayato has been standing behind them the whole time.
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– Ayato and Urie will make a pact to confess to their respective beloveds, to be enforced by Touka.
Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”
“Daddy, teach me video games.” Mizuki tugs on Mizurou’s arm.
“Which ones?” Mizurou smiles, calm outside although he’s inwardly dying of excitement. Finally, finally, his daughter will understand the joy of gaming.
“The one with the princess.” Mizuki pouts.
“The Legend of Zelda?” Mizurou trembles. “Yes.”
Now, which game to pick…he muses. Not Majora’s Mask. It’s too creepy for her.
Michiko clears her throat from behind her husband and daughter. She waves about Breath of the Wild. “What about this one?”
“Michiko?” Mizurou’s mouth falls open.
“You’re teaching me too, Tamaki.” Michiko nods. “I’m ready.”
“Okay. It’s hard, though, and takes lots of practice,” Mizurou says, more for his daughter’s sake than his wife’s.
“I’m ready,” Mizuki says seriously.
“As am I.” Michiko sits onto the couch with more ceremony than Furuta’s inauguration. “Let’s begin this adventure.”
Half an hour later, Michiko is shrieking on the floor, Mizuki is laughing into Mizurou, and he’s filming his wife screaming at the console.
It’s wonderful.
Oh my goodness, I’m sorry I didn’t notice this ask sooner! ❤ ❤ <#
I’m so sorry. Let me know if you need to talk.
– Hinami lights a candle for each parent on their respective birthdays. Sometimes Ayato, Touka, and/or Kaneki join her. One time Tsukiyama brought incense, too.
– She likes to keep her room filled with baby’s breath flowers, because those were her Mom’s favorite. And Dad would always buy them for Mom.
– Hinami tries not to go on missions on the anniversary of her parents’ deaths. She knows she might be too distracted and therefore a liability.
– She likes reading those days, distracting herself with imaginary worlds and adventures and character’s emotions instead of her own.
– Sometimes she talks to Ayato about it. He’s pretty understanding, although he’s always complimenting how she handles her grief in comparison to his Edgelord attitude.
– She plans on someday having Uta do a tattoo of a butterfly to commemorate her parents. On her wrist, probably.
– She believes she honors her parents the most when she encounters another ghoul mourning their parents and is able to offer them comfort and empathy.
– Tsubaki really wanted him to marry Rize so Rize could be her big sister.
– He tries to keep her away from the clowns as much as possible, which of course doesn’t work because she’s as sly as he is. Uta is her favorite.
– She once convinced Uta to give her a tattoo of a mole below her eye to match Furuta’s. Furuta is not sure whether to be flattered, impressed, or pissed. So he’s all of those.
– She’s currently mad at him for dragon. Also eating popcorn watching Kaneki confront him (since she’s half-human, she can eat human food). No, she doesn’t have a gas mask, yes it’s dangerous, but this is Furuta Tsubaki and she gives no fucks.
– She somehow knows when Furuta cries in his sleep. Which is often, but also silent. Still, she crawls into his room and holds him until he’s stopped crying.
*sees cat + clown ask*
*throws aside queue to answer immediately*
Uta – he’s a streetwise mixed black cat and 100% proud of it.
Donato Porpora – Russian blue. I have one. They’re amazingly agile and precious.
Nico – an expensive, sly Siamese.
Itori – My vodka aunt is a luxurious, beautiful Himalayan.
Hoito Roma – Maine Coon. Large playful kakujas of fluff.
Nimura FURuta – He’s a purebred Bombay to rival Uta’s black street cat.
“No, Aura, you can’t.” Akira pouts as she hides the mochi in the freezer.
“I’m taller,” Aura protests, grabbing for the freezer.
“No,” Akira insists, shoving him back. “I was told not to let you.”
“You’re not that much older.” Aura sticks out his tongue.
“I’m still older.” Akira stomps her foot.
“And smaller,” he taunts.
“Oh!” Akira socks him straight between his legs. “Mado Punch!”
“OW!” Aura wails, and Akira realizes with horror she’s hit him a bit too hard.
“I – I’m sorry.”
“I just wanted ice cream.” Aura sniffles as he crumples to the ground.
Akira hesitates.
The next thing Aura knows, Akira hands him the mochi container.
When Kasuka, Kureo, and Kiyoko return from their meeting, they find the kids passed out on the floor, a pile of mochi wrappers surrounding them.
“And here I thought Akira was the responsible one,” Kiyoko says dryly.
Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”
– He is ecstatic for a cousin.
– If, however, Isamu gets more attention than him, Masanori might feel a little insecure and need reassurance from h s parents.
– He loves playing with baby Isamu. Mostly this involves “drawing” on Isamu’s face.
– Eventually, he likes Isamu so much he asks his parents to adopt him AND give him another baby sibling. This causes existential crises for both Uihai and Koharyo.
– They’re eventually known as the devil twins who will give their loving parents headaches with mischief, but they wouldn’t trade them for anything. ❤
Thank you, Nonny-Mouse! ❤
Urie Kuki
– He feels societal pressure saying he should be aggressive. But Urie is, in fact, very gentle.
– He probably cried the first time he made love to his partner.
Mutsuki Tooru
– Is a bit fearful of sex, due to trauma, so he needs a partner who will be very understanding if he has a flashback.
– Once a night is good. If it’s a good experience, he wants to savor the memories as he falls asleep.
Shirazu Ginshi
– is kinda in disbelief every time he has sex. Like, this amazing human wants to get naked with him? What?
– Loves cuddling afterwards, and cooking breakfast together the next morning.
Yonebayashi Saiko
– Role-playing is her kink.
– She loves teasing her partner.
Hsaio Ching-Li
– Obviously, she is a boobs lady.
– She is also willing to incorporate toys into her sex life.
Aura Shinsanpei
– He’s a very hesitant lover, nervous about hurting his partner.
– But as a result, he’s better at communication in bed than he is about communication in real life, and his partner is sure to be happy.
Higemaru Touma
– is far more adventurous than you’d expect from his sweet demeanor.
– Has a surprising amount of stamina.
Mercy and Magic 