OHMY GOD I LOVE THAT AND NOW I NEED URIE BEING A GODFATHER TO TINY KUROIWA

Thank you dear!

– Urie is determined that he will be Fun. So Fun that the child will not want to leave with Takeomi.

– Urie often has fun arm wrestling with the kid. 

– And he’s been involved in more than one jungle gym escapade that ended in being chased by security for whosever playground he invaded.

– Urie melts inside when he first holds tiny Kuriowa. Like, he needs to sit down as the full force of emotion sweeps over him. 

– He likes showing off his kagune for the kid. Tiny Kuriowa loves it, too. They think he’s the coolest, and that’s just what Urie desires.

– Urie will NEVER admit it, but due to his constant indulgence of the kid, he’s starting to develop a sweet tooth.

Uta angst meeting his kid for the first time that he didn’t know he had until he saw his ex walking around the 4th ward one day

Uta doesn’t often do double takes. 

And he never does thirds.

But right now he can’t believe his eyes. That silly human he had dated – the mysterious one, with flowing red hair like a witch and covered in in a labyrinth of tattoos – is back in the 4th ward.

And with them is a child, a toddler of about two. 

He dated them two years ago.

Have they moved on so quick? Or…Uta tries to remain calm. There’s no way the blonde kid is his. Even if they have his color hair.

“Hey, [Name],” he calls out casually.

They look at him, as if they expected this. “Hello, Uta.” They grab their kid’s hand, as if afraid of him. “Uta, this is Sumira. Sumira, this is Uta.”

“Hi,” the child calls cheerfully.

Uta sees a blush on his ex’s face.

“[Name]?” He doesn’t need to ask further. “Are they…”

“They’re part human. A quarter-human, to be exact.” His ex pastes a grin on their face. “Can’t be, I assume, right?”

Uta’s throat dries. So that’s why… “I think you know the answer.”

“I’d rather hear you say it.”

Uta squats down so that he is eye-to-eye with his child. “Sumira, I’m your daddy.”

As the child gasps, he straightens. “Yes, I am a half-ghoul.”

“Daddy?!” The little girl reaches for him, and Uta gingerly lifts her into his arms. An unexpected emotion – peace – floods through his body. 

“She nearly died because you kept it from me,” says his ex.

“Is that why?” Uta holds his breath. 

“Why I left?” His ex sighs. “No. I left to keep them safe. If any of your enemies found out you had a kid…”

“So you didn’t want to leave me?”

“Truthfully, I was pretty pissed you never told me who you were.” They hang their head. 

“Is there any going back?” Uta asks.

“Let’s get coffee,” giggles Sumira in Uta’s ear.

Uta cocks his head at his ex.

They smile. “Let’s start with that. And maybe an origin story.” 

How would youngish (like 22-27 year old) Uta act? He’s already lost a lot of the clowns and opened his mask shop, but kaneki and his whole mess hasn’t happened yet. Is he mad or bored all the time? What does he do besides making masks? Kinda specific but I’m trying to write awkward age Uta and idk who else to help brain storm

– he hangs out with Yomo a lot, and practices his flirting skills 

– Itori often invites them to Helter Skelter. Yomo leaves soon after because “crowds”, but Uta often tears up the dance floor. 

– I sort of feel like he might be the sort to drown his sorrows in casual sex? Partially just because he likes exploring people’s bodies. Despite concerns from Yomo and Itori.

– A lot of his early masks represent defeat and despair. When he slowly matures, they become more hopeful, more unique to the wearer.

– He’s definitely bored, and lonely, but doesn’t like letting people close. Still, Yomo and Itori get into his heart anyways. 

– Yoshimura definitely offers him a position at Anteiku, but Uta turns it down. Still, he enjoys visiting once he realizes Yoshimura doesn’t judge him. 

Yoriko is having very bad moodswings and drastic different tastes and everyone but Yoriko and Takeomi realises she’s pregnant

“Ugh, I am so sorry, Takeomi!” Yoriko snatches the buttery croissant her husband is enjoying from his hands to throw it in the garbage. 

“Yoriko?” He blinks.

“It tastes awful. I’m so sorry. I’ll go make better ones.” Yoriko scowls. Tears prick her eyes. “I’ve never made a mistake like this before. All my customers are gonna leave!”

“Yoriko, sweetheart, it’s okay,” gasps Takeomi, taking her in his arms as she begins to cry.

“Well, I’m out.” Urie stands up quickly. 

“Just a second. Did you like your croissant?” Touka blocks the door and glares at him.

“Well, yeah.” Urie sighs. Comfort, eh? “Mine was good, Yoriko.”

“Really?” She brightens. 

“I liked mine!” Saiko pipes up. 

Yoriko frowns. “What’s wrong with me lately?”

“Do you think you should see a doctor?” Takeomi asks, suddenly nervous. “I’m sure you’re fine, Yoriko.”

Touka and Mutsuki exchange glances. 

“I don’t know!” She tears up again.

Kaneki notices his wife and the Quinx smirking at each other. And then at Touka’s large stomach. Oh – oh

Urie sees Kaneki’s excitement, and briskly waves his hand to shut his former boss, now friend, up. He sidles up to Takeomi and wraps an arm around his former rival. “So…been adventurous lately, eh?”

“Huh?” Takeomi blinks at Urie.

Urie can’t hide his smirk. 

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Takeomi is mildly frightened. 

“Looks like Yoriko’s already baking more buns for you,” Urie tries again.

“The oven’s cold…that’s why I was so upset,” says Yoriko, wiping her eyes. “It’ll take longer.”

Now Urie turns to Kaneki with a whimper.

“Yoriko…I think…” Kaneki stammers.

“You’re pregnant,” Touka finishes. “Probably.”

Takeomi falls to the floor.

“Catch him!” Yoriko cries.

“Oops, sorry.” Urie bends over to shake his dazed friend. “I think he’s okay.” 

“Urie…” Takeomi clutches him. “You have to be the godfather!” 

Do you think the juuzou is organized or does it make everything a messy? Well I always thought he is mess and hanbee and the others have to clean everything hehe

I think everything is a giant mess for Juuzou. And sticky with melted candy, so at least his office and room smell sweet. 

Sometimes his candy wrappers attract ants. He watches them, fascinated, and even names a few.

Then Hanbee walks in, screams, and leaps into Suzuya’s strong arms.

They then call in the cleaning squad (Miyuki and Keijin) to do a thorough scourge. 

I’m… not in a great place mentally, so could I get some AriEto and Houji/Tatara fluff to cheer me up?

Oh, I’m so sorry – do you want a hug? ❤ ❤ ❤

“You’re joking,” says Arima. 

“I’m totally not,” Eto says, straddling him. “Houji and Tatara are meeting in this same resort.”

“I thought Houji hated Tatara,” Arima says in confusion as Eto blinds him. And by blind, she removes his glasses so she can pepper his face with kisses.

“Gosh, you’re so distracting,” Eto murmurs. “Well, they do, but they sometimes realize all that hatred stems from love and arrange weekend trysts. Just like us, eh?”

“I don’t hate you,” Arima says, smiling a genuine smile at Eto. It takes her breath away. “I never have.”

“I know, Kishou.” Eto settles herself atop his chest. “I love you, too.”

Across the hotel, Houji glares at Tatara. “This doesn’t make up for anything.”

“I’m the one who lost family because of you,” Tatara retorts, handing him a perfectly crafted White Russian. The same drink he made the night they met. “Well? Is it as good as you remember?”

“Damn you,” growls Houji. “You can’t even drink it. How can you make something so good?” 

“I’m talented.” Tatara smirks and reaches for his bottle of blood wine. 

“An entire bottle?”

“I never get drunk.” Tatara grins. 

Houji colors. Because he has, often, in front of Tatara. In fact, Tatara used to tuck him into bed and take care of him when he was hungover.

“I’ve always wondered,” says Tatara, “why you drank so much if you knew I was a ghoul. If you were undercover.”

Houji hangs his head. “I did because I was desperate for you to have one, just one, drink with me, so I could call CCG off you.”

Tatara purses his lips to cover his emotions. “I see.”

He tilts his head. “Kiss me.”

“I thought you’d never want that again.” Houji lunges for him.

“I’ll always want you,” Tatara whispers in his lover’s ear. 

pssssttt akiramon in hiding (basically post chap. 121 life hehehe) <3

– They checked into a hotel. Amon asked for separate rooms and Akira was disappointed.

– He then realized why Akira was mopey and panicked internally.

– When she kissed him in the room, he finally found the courage to invite her to stay. And prayed Kureo wasn’t watching from heaven.

– Akira then pulled out all the items they would need. Amon was impressed.

– They refer to this period as their honeymoon.

– Every few days, they would check into a different hotel, but only in one room.

– Hide made contact with them not long after, congratulated Amon on finally dating Akira, and they agreed to keep in contact should anything happen.

– Let’s be real. Amon at first feared dragon was a curse from Kureo, and Akira glared daggers at him.  

Some NSFW for Arima, Hirako and Amon.

Arima Kishou

– He’s actually a very nervous lover. You will need to make the first move.

– Even then, you’ll need to be blunt about what you want. He’ll be obliging, of course, and honored that you’d like to do *that* with him.

– He’ll be pleasantly surprised if you go down on him. With you, he feels a little less lonely. 

Hirako Take

– He’s vanilla. (Was there ever a doubt?)

– There will be no partner more concerned with how everything feels to you, and with your pleasure, than Hirako Take.

– He probably plans a romantic dinner at his place, complete with flowers and jewelry, before you do the do. He’s not expectant, of course, but hopeful. 

Amon Koutarou

– He’s, er, well-endowed.

– He’d need to know you very, very well before taking things into the bedroom. Possibly married or engaged first. 

– For Amon, the best thing about sex is the emotional vulnerability. He will treat you like you are holy during and after.