SO TODAY WAS GREAT FOR ME BECAUSE YOMOUTA IS MY OTP can I have a scenario of what happened after the end of the chapter?

*SCREAMS WITH YOU* *YOMOUTA IS BASICALLY CANON* 

“Is this how you carried me after the underground raid?” Yomo grunts as he steps along the path back to CCG.

“No, I dragged you,” Uta whispers.

“Of course you did.” Yomo stops and slides Uta off his back. He cradles his friend in his arms and uses his fingers to brush back Uta’s wet hair. 

“Are you going to kiss me, Renji?” purrs Uta.

“Yes.” Yomo’s heart races as he leans forward to press his lips against Uta.

Uta’s lips respond to his like magnets. Yomo feels Uta’s tongue inside his mouth and has to laugh.

“What?” Uta pulls back.

“Guess you did eat me, after all.” Yomo shakes his head in amusement.

“Hell yeah.” Uta smirks. “We should do that again.”

“We will,” Yomo promises him, and kisses him again. 

Damn, dude, your Furuta hcs are so good! May I ask for kissing hcs with him? Bless you btw. May the fruit force be with ya <3

Thank youuuu. Fruit is my special favorite. ❤

And also with you.

– Furuta is all about the slow build. For your first kiss, he begins lightly, eyes closed, just tickling your lips with his, before pressing his lips against yours and gradually building up the pressure. He will then open his eyes and push his tongue into your mouth to savor your taste. 

– Once you’ve been together a while, he goes straight in for the rough kisses. Sometimes he bites your lips, too.

– He might still wake you up in the middle of the night to tickle your lips with his again. 

– He loves to initiate, but honestly, if you surprise him by being bolder than he is, that will just make him love you more. 

Hey! I love your writing! Can I please request nsfw head canons for Amon and Akira please

Thank you Nonny-Mouse! 

– Amon is very, very skilled at going down on Akira. 

– He’s hesitant to have actual intercourse because he’s afraid his size will break her, to which Akira demands he recognize how tough and feisty she is.

– Akira has woken Amon up at night just to seduce him.

– Amon is actually very fond of lingerie, and, lucky for him, Akira loves wearing it. 

– Akira likes giving him hickeys. Amon likes getting them but is always nervous about giving them.

– Akira suggests using their quinques or his kakuja in the bedroom and that nearly made the poor boy pass out. 

So this has been on my mind lately, How would the Ui parents react when meeting both Hairu and Ryoichi for the first time?

Ryoichi is from @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

Hairu

– I think she’d win them over with her cheerful disposition.

– they might think she’s good for the reserved Ui.

– However, I’m not sure how they’d feel about her heritage. They might get over it, as long as it is emphasized that Hairu is mostly human and does not eat people.

Ryoichi 

– poor boy is gonna have a harder time. They’ll be thrilled with him at first, because Koharu clearly loves him and he treats her well.

– But when they realize he’s a full ghoul, their fears start. Mostly for Koharu.

– It might take an Uihai intervention in which they explain that they accept Ryoichi before the parents begin to settle down.

Very random, but. Since Arima’s greatest weakness is a bra, it’s a good thing Eto doesn’t wear them~ XD

It is indeed. 😀

Truthfully, though, we all know Eto WOULD wear a bra whenever she invites Arima over. 

Imagine him seeing her in battle, then later that night at home. . 

“Wait, Eto, you weren’t wearing a bra earlier tonight – wait -”

“They’re uncomfortable, Kishou.” 

“Wait! Do you wear them to see me struggle?” 

“You’re sexy when you struggle, Kishou.” 

Coming clean about my guilty pleasure ship Kiyoko/Itori… Any headcanons for their being a possibility~? <3 Otherwise, ALL of the Houji/Tatara headcanons, if you can't think of any of Kiyoko/Itori~

Kiyoko/Itori

– it probably began with Itori volunteering to slip Kiyoko information on the clowns. 

– Kiyoko was right not to trust her, because of course her information was BS.

– But they’d already become friends. Kiyoko cried upon hearing of Itori’s miscarriage, and Itori loved Kiyoko’s stories of her nephew.

– Eventually, Itori asked why Kiyoko kept meeting with her. “Because you’re fun,” Kiyoko replied. “Funny, because I say the same for you.”

– They kissed, and occasionally Kiyoko sees Itori watching from a distance when she’s in battle. Itori respects her girl’s power too much to interfere, but she’s there just in case.

– Itori visits Kiyoko in the hospital and gets Kiyoko to laugh for the first time after losing her legs. And then Itori cries with her, too. 

Houji/Tatara

– Even in their breakup phase, Houji will still get text messages from random throwaway phones. They usually contain trolling references to his relationship with Tatara. 

– Tatara has, of course, made all of Aogiri buy cheap phones to troll Houji with.

– Tatara once left his mask at Houji’s. He returned to see Houji wearing it, which he found unbearably sexy.

– Who kisses who first? Houji will say Tatara. Tatara will say Houji. 

– Both are wrong. They were giving each other sultry glances and Eto, at that point a young upstart trying to recruit Tatara, banged their heads and lips together. 

WAIT CAN I HAVE AN ETO DRIVING ARIMA AND SOUTA TO WORK? I HAVE NO CLUE WHY I WANT BUT IT’S GOING TO BE EPIC

“Now, play nice today, Souta-chan,” Eto says as she pretends to focus on the road.

“Please focus on the road,” Arima says.

“I am an expert multitasker, Kishou.”

“If you call me Souta-chan again, bitch, I will eat you.” Souta glares at Eto from the back seat.

“Someone’s a little too excited about his new kakugan,” Eto sings.

“Control your wife, Kishou!” Souta barks.

“Control yourself, Souta,” Arima says calmly, not even turning around. 

“I think I was the one controlling Kishou last night,” Eto purrs.

“Oh my god. I’m gonna be sick,” Souta grumbles, leaning against the window.

Arima’s face is too flushed to move.

“Don’t put your greasy forehead against the windows!” Eto squawks.

“PAY ATTENTION!” Arima yelps, grabbing the wheel.

“I was.” And indeed, Eto’s kagune is on the wheel. “You have control issues, Kishou.”

Just then, Souta’s rinkaku creeps towards the front of the car.

“Are you kidding?!” Eto lunges for him, Arima yells, and the car flips over an embankment. 

Five minutes later, the three watch as flames destroy their car.

“Well,” Eto says slowly, “at least we all regenerate quickly.”

Arima opens his mouth.

She cuts him off. “I’m not gonna say you were right.”

“Souta will.”

“Souta has too many insecurities about his big brother to do that,” Eto says, earning another glare – but silence – from Souta. 

Happy star wars day!!! (or what’s left of it!) can we have Darth Ibis (owl in Latin) [Eto) vs Jedi Master Arima?

OMG DARTH IBIS

May the fourth be with you. ❤

“Come to the dark side! We have cookies!” cackles the tiny Sith Lord.

Jedi Master Arima Kishou swings his massive lightsaber towards Darth Ibis. “Only a fool would give up the light for cookies.”

“You’re no fun!” Darth Ibis tosses her green curls and launches another attack with her green saber. 

Arima is not really sure how someone robed moved so fast. Darth Ibis must be using the force. “You cannot win.”

“Oh, can’t I?” Ibis wriggles her eyebrows. “I can already tell I am not what you were expecting.”

“That does not matter.”

“I can sense the anger in your heart, Master Arima.” She swings closer, smirking at him. “Parents, perhaps?”

“Anger is not a key to the dark side!” Arima points his lightsaber at her again.

“Oh, but don’t your holy books teach that?” Ibis trills. “Perhaps what is dark can be good, and what -”

Arima sees his opening and lunges.

Ibis barely dodges the blast, and stumbles into a wall. She’s trapped. “I wasn’t finished. And what is light can in fact be bad.”

Arima scowls.

“Now, I’m not saying they’re equivalent. Just that the world is more complex than you see, Master Arima.” She scoots out from under his arm. “By the way, my name is Eto. I look forward to fighting you again soon.”

Arima’s mouth falls as she vanishes, and he…he lets her go. 

When uncle Hanbee catches a cold, Mizuki wants to help him get better by bringing him presents or (to try) assisting the other Suzuya squad members.

Based on characters from @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.” 

“I got you a present, Uncle Hanbee.” 

“Oh?” Hanbee pushes himself up, smiling as much as his sore throat will allow.

“Yes.” Michiko and Mizurou’s kid totters in, holding  glass jar. “I caught you a spider!”

Hanbee wants to scream, but he settles for a “Oh, how nice.”

“Here you go.” The child takes it out of the glass and places it on Hanbee’s arm. “I named it after you. Hanbee Jr.”

“How nice,” Hanbee repeats, but now there are tears in his eyes.

“Are you crying?”

“Can you get your mom to give me my medicine?” Hanbee asks, not wanting to offend Mizuki. 

Mizuki nods and runs off. 

Michiko shakes her head a few minutes later. She removes the spider from Hanbee’s arm, laughing the entire time.

Meanwhile, Suzuya is about to lead his Squad on a mission to reports of another ghoul hunting humans. 

“Wait for me!” Mizurou spends around to see his daughter running after them. “I want to fill in for Hanbee!”

“Michiko.” Mizurou calls his phone. “Can you pick up our daughter, please.” 

He pauses. “She did WHAT to Hanbee?!”

I have no idea how to work Tumblr…STILL…but I’m trying. Sorry if I did this wrong 😂. May I have a Juuzou scenario where his S/O gets hurt because they were trying to protect him?

I think you work tumblr just wonderfully ❤ ❤ ❤

“Juuzou!” They use his familiar name as they dive in front of the kagune hurtling towards his head.

He spins around to see his S/O doubles over. A rinkaku impales their abdomen, but even through the pain, they look relieved. 

“[NAME}!” Suzuya shrieks, lifting Jason. As his S/O holds onto the rinkaku, Suzuya leaps towards the ghoul, first slicing off their tentacle.

“We got this.” Keijin snaps his fingers. The rest of Suzuya Squad pile between Suzuya, his S/O, and the ghoul.

“[Name],” he whispers, scrambling to their side. Their face is pale, and their hair slick with sweat.

“I’m glad I got to you in time,” they say through ground teeth.

Suzuya knows they likely have major organ damage, but he’s not giving up. Not yet. “We need an ambulance!”

S/O was one of those rare people who could out-sugar Suzuya. Who loved the zoo and dancing for no reason. Who looked at him without disgust, without fear – with a look that made Suzuya want to be whomever they thought he was.

He can’t lose them.

“Please!” he begs into his phone. 

Their hands crawls towards him, and he grips their fingers. Their precious fingers. “I love you.”

“It’s that bad, huh?” They try to laugh, only to grunt in pain. “It’s okay…I’ll be okay, Juuzou.”

The ambulance arrives soon after his squad has apprehended the ghoul, and Suzuya can only stare as his S/O is whisked away.

“Let’s go.” Hanbee taps Suzuya on his shoulder. “Miyuki’s driving us all to the hospital.”

“You’re not going through this alone,” Mizurou adds.

———————-

“I can’t believe I lost my spleen to a ghoul and it wasn’t even eaten,” complains his S/O a few days later. They’re jaundiced and thin, but alive. “That would be a much better story.”

Suzuya lies besides them in the hospital bed, because they insisted on his company. 

“Open up.” Suzuya spoons ice cream into their mouth. Today’s the first day they’ve been allowed to eat, so he bought them the fanciest flavor he could find. 

“I love you,” they say, mouth full.

“I love you too.” He strokes their hair, treasuring every second with them more than before. “I never want to lose you.”