since my rare pair has arrived… take introducing irimi to his 0 squad children

– Shio is super excited to meet the infamous leader of the Black Dobers. He also asks her two dozen questions about caring for a puppy in a not-at-all-obvious hint to Take. Lucky for him, Irimi takes his side.

– Rikai is more shy, but Irimi wins her over by being very understanding. They decide that as girls, they must stick together in this new family.

– Irimi is kind enough not to tease Yusa about his famous relative, which is really the only thing Yusa needed to approve of her. They quickly bond, especially since Yusa also wants a puppy. 

– Take: wait we’re in a war here this is not puppy time.

– Irimi: but it’s dating time? Psssh. 

Omgomgomg I just remembered I love Fumi! What’s her relationship with the other Clowns?

Donato – she finds him creepy tbh. Fumi is still uncomfortable with killing children for fun.

Roma – Fumi loves her. Afternoons out for coffee with Roma are always fun.

Nico – Fumi adores Nico, but Nico is quite the tease over her feelings for a certain Quinx.

Itori – Itori is Fumi’s psuedo “big sister,” doling out questionable life advice that Fumi loves to hear.

Uta – Uta once tried to tease her over Higemaru. She retorted by asking him about his feelings for Yomo and it has been AWKWARD since. 

Souta – Is a very big Higefumi shipper, but clearly does not understand that they actually love each other, and that’s frustrating. 

Me x Nico HC’s 😂😭 ily and ty 💓

I think I know who you are. ❤ Always for you. ❤

– Nico is a surprisingly good listener for all of her energy. She will listen to your problems and give you all the hugs and kisses you desire.

– Nico’s a very physically affectionate person, so expect lots of kisses, back rubs, and snuggles.

– She will beg you to go makeup shopping with her. 

– Some nights, Nico will decide that you are having a dance party. And she’s good at it. 

– She loves nights in with wine/blood wine and movies. Especially romantic movies.

– She will always encourage you to be confident in yourself. Nico is a cheerleader for whom you are as a person. Your looks, your personality, your dreams, your sadness – she is here for all of it. And finds beauty in everything you do. 

Rare pare time! Irimi and Take’s first date?

@hamliet your pair hath arrived.

– They go to a dog park. How could they not?

– They then realize that while Irimi likes the wild, big, scary dogs, Take prefers the small Shibas and Corgis. 

– That is, Take is mildly intimidated by the large puppers until Irimi takes a doberman baby and puts it in his arms. Then he’s sold. 

– Take is amazed that this gentle, kind, wise woman is a wanted ghoul of infamous savagery.

– Irimi, meanwhile, is smitten that with this gentleman who used to work with Arima himself, who believes himself expendable, yet has added so much to the lives of those in Goat. 

– Take: on our second date, why don’t we go to a dog kennel? Oh, there is going to be a second date, right? *stutters, goes red*

– Irimi: *eyebrows raised, an unreadable smile on her face* Of course, my dear Take.

– Take strikes me as the sort not to kiss on the first date, which Irimi accepts, though she is. They do, however, hold hands on their way back from the park.

1/2 Okay can you write a scenario of next chapter when Yomo arrives back at the bureau late with Uta and Itori. While Touka is scolding Yomo (and getting aggressive looks from Take for bringing No Face), she notices that Uta, who isn’t wearing a shirt, has a bite mark on his shoulder. She takes a sniff and Yomo smells kinda like Uta. She tells him to take his jacket off – to which he gives her a condescending look, but after she presses, he does it and it appears that

2/2 he has a bite mark too and it takes a second for her (and others eg Ayato, Kaneki, etc) to process before overreacting a little.

Okay Nonny-Mouse, I died a little inside reading this. Love it. 

“Uta, are you okay?” Touka gasps at the raw bite on his shoulder. That will scar. For sure. 

“Uh, why is No-Face here?” Take points at Uta, who waves.

“You don’t wanna know,” Itori whispers, a mischievous grin on her shirt. “You don’t wanna sniff it, either.”

“How do you know it’s me if I don’t have a face?” Uta drawls. Touka bends forward to sniff. 

Take growls as Yomo says, “He’s my friend.”

Touka’s face turns green.

Take blanches. “How?” 

“Uncle Yomo, are you hurt, too? I think you should remove your jacket,” Touka says nervously.

Yomo pales. “It’s fine.”

“I think he’s definitely hurt,” Itori cheers.

“Renji, we don’t need you nearly dying again,” Take says. “Take it off.”

Yomo’s face is red as he unbuttons his jacket. He slides it off to reveal an identical mark to Uta’s.

Itori begins clapping.

“You got married?!” Touka shouts. “In the middle of battle?!” 

“I might be pregnant, too,” says Uta. Touka smacks him right in his bite. “Husband, your niece is beating me.”

Uta and Furuta s/o type? What kind of person can attract their interest?

Uta

– An artsy person, probably with an interest in tattoos. I don’t think he’d spend much time caring about gender. 

– alternatively, anyone with an interesting, paradoxical personality. See: a strong raven with a tender heart.

– He needs someone who will give him fun reactions to his teasing. 

– He’d think someone kindhearted, who encourages him to better himself and give a damn about others, the worst kind of partner. And by ‘worst,’ I mean, that would also make him love them more. 

Furuta

– He wants a beautiful, strong, sassy woman. So he can dominate them, or so he tells himself (I think this is canon?).

– Furuta, however, will pursue any type to prove he can. It’s a game to him.

– For Furuta to truly fall in love, his partner would have to have significant emotional intelligence. Enough to see past his facade to his deeply wounded, depressed heart, and to respond with love. 

– They would probably need to summon that sass to call him on all of his behaviors, too. Even though he claims he hates that, he secretly treasures that someone actually *sees* who he really is.

– He probably wants someone with a hearty sex drive? But if he really loved someone, he wouldn’t pressure them if they weren’t comfortable, of course. Because he would never want to be like Tsuneyoshi. 

How do you think Fruit-chan would approach his crush to gain their affection? Like, headcanons maybe? And thank you for running this blog, your writing is wonderful (◕‿◕)♡

Awww thank you. ❤

– Furuta would probably be really bratty. He’d tease them, always happen to bump into them, use super exaggerated facial expressions when having serious conversations, etc. 

– He then will try to appear suave one day, and it will Not Work. 

– He’ll return with their favorite tea or food. And give them puppy eyes until they share with him. 

– Fruit: *slides closer* so, like, if we’re sharing food, are we a couple?

– Once his crush informs him he has to take them on a proper date for that, he’ll immediately schedule one. 

– he will probably be excited like a little child on Christmas leading up to their first date. 

In light of the beauty that was the latest chapter(171) can we get some juicy utaren headcanons? ps you are so talented and I love your writing!!

Thank you so much, Nonny Mouse, my dear…

– It’s canon that Yomo and Uta at least made out during him carrying Uta after the chapter.

– Their first kiss, was, naturally, the first time he carried Uta. Only this chapter Yomo initiated, but Uta did the original time.

– Thus, their kiss was full of love and nostalgia. 

– Uta then asked Yomo if he’d like to make a baby of their own, to which sincere Yomo responded “But we don’t have…UTA!”

– Uta: *feigns tears* I think making love would make me feel a lot better.

– Yomo: we’re in an emergency here.

– Uta: that’s the best time. *kisses yomo with renewed passion*

– Itori appears and promises to keep watch/stop all mischief while Yomo and Uta have their moment in an abandoned building. 

– Yomo is embarrassed, but he and Uta totally go for it. 😉 

Kinda spoiler-ish to latest chapter, but can I request Uta’s gf’s reaction when Yomo carries Uta back to them after their fight, all beat up? I’m on mobile, so I can’t see whether or not this is agreeable with the rules. Btw, love your blog so so much!

Thank you!!!

“Uta, what the hell?” His GF rushes out of their apartment. “Renji, what happened?”

“He tried to eat me,” Yomo says simply.

Her expression sinks. “Uta.”

“Are you surprised?” Uta asks weakly as she leads him into their apartment, where Renji places him on the couch.

“Just disappointed,” she quips, grabbing a jar of eyes. “No, wait, you don’t deserve treats for this.”

“[Name]! I’m injured!” Uta whines.

“I love you, dear, so you’re eating healthy.” She pulls a heart out of their fridge. “Chew on this.”

“Can’t I at least have the fatty liver?”

“Nope.” She scowls, and Uta dutifully begins to eat. 

“Don’t say it,” he says between bites.

“Say what?” Yomo looks confused.

“I told you so!” she shouts then, pointing at Yomo. “I told you he could beat you, and I told you the Clowns weren’t a good choice, and I told you to stay home tonight!”

“I like her,” Yomo says.