As much as I hate that they skipped out of Mutsuki’s backstory and torture, I will admit Urie putting his coat around him was very very cute. Can we have some Mutsurie angst maybe?

I concur. 

Mutsuki draws his limbs towards his chest, too defeated to even cry. He just hopes that by making himself smaller, he can disappear.

There’s no denying what Torso did to him.

And Urie knows.

“Tooru,” says Urie quietly. 

Mutsuki cringes at his name, because he doesn’t want it, doesn’t want his name or his body or his life.

“It’s not your fault.” Urie slides his arms under Mutsuki to lift him.

“No!” Mutsuki jerks away. “I want to – I need to – I don’t want anyone knowing.”

“Okay.” Urie stares at him. 

Mutsuki drops his flushed face.

“Then let’s button up the coat and find you some shoes.” Urie looks around the cavern. “Here are your pants – they’re cut off at the leg, but they’re still shorts.”

He hands them to Mutsuki. “I’ll look away.”

Mutsuki hurriedly pulls on his pants and shivers as he attempts to button the coat. Even clothed, he feels so – so exposed –

“I won’t tell anyone. Not even Saiko.” Urie says, turning around to look deep into Mutsuki’s eyes. “We love you, Tooru. And I wish I was here earlier, so I could tell that monster to hurt me instead.”

Mutsuki’s face crumbles, and Urie holds him tight as Mutsuki sobs into his shoulder. 

They leave the cave side-by-side. 

Hello, what do you think the ideal personality would be for Irimi’s s/o?

Oooooh. I can see two ideals.

One is the Enji-Koma type. Wisecracking, not too serious, but with a sober and empathetic heart. They would have a teasing relationship, peppered with late-night, soul-wrenching conversations. 

The other type os a quiet, gentle soul. A Hirako Take type, if you will. Regardless of species, accepting of Irimi. Admiring her. Introverted and committed to learning alongside her. 

The one ideal both must have is a love for dogs. 

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Can we get a scenario where Nico falls in love with a human man in his mid 30s who has moved to the same ward as his elderly grandmother so he could help her out more and happens to come across Nico rather a lot by coincidence?

“I don’t know, Nico. You’re – a daring woman. You’ve lived.” He takes in a shaky breath, clutching her hands. “And I – I moved here because I lost my job, and because someone needed to take care of my elderly grandmother, who, by any standards, is more lively in her 90s than I am in my 30s. I’m boring.” 

Nico gasps. “No, you’re not. Sweetheart, you’ve never been boring.” She tilts her head. “And I’m not sure I would count eating people as ‘living.’”

“I envy your adventures, regardless,” he admits.

“You think I shouldn’t love you?” Nico asks.

“A bit, yes.”

“Then don’t you want to ask me why I love you?” she purrs in his ear, swinging out in front of him with that dashing smile on her face.

“Okay.”

“I love you because you are kind. I’ve never dated anyone who valued my personhood before. Whether it was my trans body or my ghoul nature, they all left or hurt me until I left. You’re the first person who hasn’t.” Nico blinks back tears. “And I love you.”

She winks. “Besides, you have a good taste in fashion.”

He laughs before sweeping her off her feet. “You’re an incredible woman, Nico.”

Happy Halloween! 🎃 I was wondering if I could request the ScapeGOAT kids Halloween Trick-or-Treating adventure? Like what they would all dress up as and going house to house. Maybe at the end of the night, Masanori and the kids all sneak out to give their left over candy to Ryuu and Yuuko in the garden! Thanks <3

This is late, but let’s do it anyways. Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Scapegoat.”

Ui Masanori – Ui, because he can. Ui is melting inside.

Ui Miki – a Vampire! Dracula, to be exact. 

Takeo Shouhei – A bat. So he can suck blood *and* fly. 

Mizurou Mizuki – A giraffe!!! Just like Uncle Suzuya. They coordinated. 

Higemaru Nagisa – A princess, because she’s amazing and she knows it. 

When they go house-to-house, Suzuya and Hanbee accompany them. 

Masanori drags everyone along. He is secretly hoping for a trick, but all they get are treats. 

Miki and Shouhei battle over who has a better bloodsucker costume, until Nagisa’s wand ‘heals’ them. Or so she declares.

Suzuya passes as a kid so he can get treats, too, and Hanbee as the adult.

Once they (and Suzuya, and Hanbee) have gorged themselves, Masanori wakes the children at 11 pm. They sneak away to the garden to deliver Ryuu and Yuuko all the leftovers while it’s still Halloween. 

Rize is very confused when she sees chocolate, but helps the brats hide from Furuta. 

I saw your sorting bnha characters into species and rc types and I agree with almost all of them, you’re soooo good at sorting! The only one I’d say differently is Kirishima – personally I’d say he fits Koukaku more. Can I maybe ask for a scenario where he is Touka and Ayato’s cousin on their father’s side and he meets Touka after scouting out his family for the first time at Anteiku?

Thank youuuu <3. I’d agree that personality-wise I’d put Kirishima in koukaku, but I chose ukase because, well, Kirishimas. 

So let’s have a koukaku Kirishima scenario!

“HI!” Blurts out a redheaded kid Ayato’s age.

“Huh?” Touka scowls at him. “Who are you?” 

“I’m Kirishima Eijirou! Your dad was Arata…my uncle…which makes you my cousin.” Eijirou nibbles his lip.

Touka’s mouth falls open. “I never heard of you.”

“But – I -”

“Sis, give me some coffee.” Ayato storms into Anteiku.

“I don’t reward terrorists anymore,” Touka shoots back. She is Not. In. The. Fucking. Mood. for Ayato today. 

“Hey, show some respect!” Eijirou crosses his arms. “You don’t want her to mess up your coffee, do you?”

“Who the fuck is this brat, your boyfriend?” Ayato asks lazily.

“Our cousin, actually.” Touka smirks as Ayato gasps. “Surprise, Eijirou, one of us likes to go on missions with Aogiri.”

“Oh.” Eijrou looks sad. “Well, that’s your choice, but I wish you wouldn’t, Ayato.”

“Don’t talk down to me.” Ayato’s kakugan begins to burn. In a second, Touka’s ukaku emerges, and Eijirou leaps between the siblings with his koukaku out.

“Please don’t fight!”

“Touka started it,” Ayato says.

“She did not,” Eijirou defends her. 

“I like him.” Touka decides. “So, Eijirou, why don’t we Kirishimas have coffee and see if we really are related after all?” 

Itori and Uta agreeing to meet up for coffee post-Dragon, but then Itori doesn’t come, and Uta goes looking for her, but can’t find her anywhere and enlists help. What could have happened?

Okay, the one thing that has not happened is Itori being injured. I have full confidence in our girl.  

1. Perhaps Nico needed boyfriend support, and Itori was there for her girl.

2. Or perhaps Itori wanted Uta to find her, and this is all an elaborate prank, enlisted Renji. 

3. Itori is being interviewed about her clown duties by TSC, and she’s having way too much fun trolling them to keep an appointment, even with Uta.

Uta realizes that if he wants coffee with her, he needs to surprise her, because Itori never keeps appointments anyways. 

So he stakes out Helter Skelter Not At All Creepily until she appears, and surprises her with coffee. 🙂 

fururize with angst and comfort

content warning for Washuu family abuse, because The Washuus.

Setting: AU where Fruit-chan still helped Rize escape, but the steel beams were an attempt to stop V from finding her, and he missed and hit Rize instead. Rize recovered with Yomo after he freed her from Kanou, and Furuta re-met her through Mr. MM. They struck up a romance, but she does not know he’s responsible for that accident. 

And now Tsuneyoshi caught Fruit, just prior to Rushima Island. 

Tsuneyoshi grabs Furuta by his arm, twisting and twisting until Furuta feels as though his bones are about to snap. “I see. You’ve been helping yourself to my breeders.”

He smacks Furuta in his head as his son grinds his teeth to keep from crying out in pain. “You’re a half-breed. You defile them.”

“No,” Furuta whines. 

“No?” Tsuneyoshi mocks, shoving Furuta against the wall and kneeing him between his thighs. “No? You’ve betrayed me.” 

Furuta’s eyes harden, but he forces himself to chuckle. “You don’t know the half of it.” 

“I could not bear the thought that she was raised to be raped by disgusting old men,” he seethes. “From the moment I found out she was raised for rape and me to die, I swore I would end it all. And I will, Father.”

“Is that a confession?” Tsuneyoshi asks.

“It’s enough for me.” A crimson rinkaku pierces Tsuneyoshi’s midsection. 

Rize stands behind him, eyes blazing. “I’m not your object, Father. I chose Souta, no matter his species or relation.”

“How cute,” Tsuneyoshi gasps, spitting up blood and struggling in vain against his impalement. “Did he tell you how he dropped the beams on you?”

“It was an accident!” cries Furuta.

Rize merely laughs. “You’re a dumbass, old man. You think I’d fall for that? I know, because I’m smart. I’m capable. And I’m not your object.” 

Furuta gapes at her. She smiles slyly and readies another kagune tentacle. 

“Allow me.” Furuta struggles to his feet.

“No,” says a calm voice behind Rize.

To Furuta’s amazement, Arima Kishou sends his father’s head flying. Behind him stand Eto Yoshimura, Hirako Take, Kaneki Ken, and … Fueguchi? The Raven? Two Rabbits?

“We broke out of Cochlea,” explains Kaneki.

“We know a bit about forbidden love, too,” Eto adds, grabbing Arima’s hand.

“Oh god no,” Furuta says, as appalled as everyone else in the room.

“Souta.” Rize rushes over to him. “I know, okay? I know you dropped the beams.”

“Now I do, too,” adds Kaneki dryly. 

“There’s a part of me,” Furuta whispers, grasping at Rize’s hair like she’ll disappear, “that thinks I hit you on purpose. Because I was jealous you’d forgotten me.” 

Rize shakes her head. “I never forgot you. Never. I just stayed away to keep you safe, see if you couldn’t get back in that old fart’s good graces. How could I forget you? I love you. And I know you better than that.” 

“Me?” Furuta realizes there are tears on his cheeks. “Rize.” 

Rize’s breath tickles his ear. “If you marry me, you can take my last name.”

“Now kiss,” Eto orders.

“Not if you want it, hag!” Furuta shouts.

“That hag is your sister in law!” Eto yells back, kissing Arima.

Furuta’s scream is silenced by Rize’s soft lips on his. 

Oneshot!Touken first kiss?

“I’ll never get myself under control,” Touka says sullenly, kicking the mop she’s using to wash the coffeeshop floor.

“Not if you keep taking your rage out on that mop,” Kaneki says wryly, to which Touka responds by flicking water in his direction. He pauses. “You haven’t said anything in a while. Why do you ask now?”

Touka shrugs. “Because I want to be someone you’d be proud of.”

“Why? I’m nobody.” Kaneki looks at the floor.

Touka growls. Why is he acting so dense? “Because I like you, idiot!” 

Kaneki gapes at her. His coffee splatters on the floor.

“After I just cleaned? You clean it up.” Touka shoves the mop at him.

Kaneki can’t quite hold the mop. “T-T-Touka?”

“What? I said what I said.” Touka turns around to smile at him.

Kaneki mashes his lips against hers.

Touka gasps slightly, and returns his kiss with fervor. 

“This idiot is already proud of you,” Kaneki murmurs in her ear.