Can I get a scenario involving Yamori and a fem s/o sfw or nsfw which ever you’re more comfortable with. Either is fine I just love my trash husbando and I need more to quench my ridiculous thirst.

Ooh I don’t think I’ve ever had a Yamori ask. Thank you!

“Where were you?” demands that fluid voice Yamori’s fought to hold onto. The voice that whispered kindness in his ears when he was at the mercy of that merciless guard.  

“Out.” Yamori feels a tightness in his chest that only she can summon. 

He feels her eyes on the bloodstains, sees the despairing twist of her mouth. “Where were you?” 

“At Aogiri.” He lets their imagination fill in the rest. 

“Ah.” She turns around and walks away, into their room. Yamori wants to follow, but first, he should shower. She won’t like blood over them.

“Hey,” he says when he enters their room at last.

Her shoulders quake. 

“Are you crying?”

“No.” She wipes her eyes, laughing a little at her obvious lie.  “I just…you’re so different since jail. I want to save you from what happened in the past and what you’re doing now. And I can’t. And I feel helpless.”

“You can’t save me,” he says huskily, rubbing her shoulders, just like they used to do. But anxiety gets the better of him, and he has to stop to crack his knuckles.

“Aren’t your fingers sore?” She grabs his hands with her velvet ones, tattooed with that centipede that snakes up her arm, and rubs his fingers. He’s not sure if he loves or hates her gentleness.

At least that hasn’t changed. 

Neither has this.

He bites at her neck, and she responds in kind. For a moment, as they dig off each other’s clothing, they will pain and pleasure each other, because it’s the one thing they have left after the hell that was Cochlea. And they’ll cling to it like they haven’t already lost each other.

What is ( your headcanon on) Uta’s darkest/worst secret he would not let any one know? (*chanting* angst!angst!angst!)

1. So it’s no secret that I really wanted Uta’s darkest secret to be that he is the original One-Eyed King. However, since this looks lesssssss likely atm, we’ll try something else. But! This is the headcanon I desperately wanted.

2. Uta’s darkest secret is that he once helped Arima Kishou, even knowing that Arima killed Renji’s sister. You see, Uta has known about the Washuu Garden for a long time, and done nothing. That the very people who have oppressed ghouls are ghouls themselves, who rape and kill and use children like pawns in a bid to become human, is too much despair for Uta to bear. So he helped Arima, just once, get out of a tough situation. It still felt like a betrayal of his friend, though.

Sometimes he thinks of telling Renji. But he’s almost more scared of Renji’s forgiveness than his rage.

S3 headcanons with their kids ?

Suzuya Juuzou

– is very indulgent of his kid’s fondness for sweets.

– tries to follow Mr. Shinohara’s model with him, and as a result, his kid grows up calling Mrs. Shinohara “Grandma.”

– Always energetic and willing to try whatever craziness his child has concocted.

Hanbee Abara 

– Sometimes he wonders if his hyper, mischievous child deliberately torments him.

– Will cry if he can’t find his child for 0.5 seconds. 

– Loves giving his child “airplane” rides on his impressively tall shoulders.

Mizurou Tamaki

– He is determined to impress upon his child a sense of true humor.

– loves coloring with his kid, and ‘cooking.’ Usually that means both of them need to shower off the flour, sauce, and water else they’ve spilled on themselves.

– All in all, a very easygoing, fun dad.

Keijin Nakarai

– buys his kid all the pets.

– will probably tear up at every developmental milestone.

– takes parenting very seriously. He and Mizurou often meet up to balance each other out with their different perspectives.

Miyuki Mikage 

– His kids are raised on Star Wars and Star Trek.

– His partner managed to convince him to wait to show them The X Files until they are much older. 

– Loves playing dress-up with his kids. A villain? A princess? An ALIEN? He’ll play them all. Even a villainous alien princess. 

Which tg character do you think would be afraid of storms/thunder? Love ur blog btw

1. Hanbee Abara

– He tries to pretend he isn’t, but he’s so obviously distressed that Suzuya calls the entire squad in to comfort him.

2. Washuu Matsuri 

– He was much more vocal about his fear as a child, but as it turns out, those were the few times Yoshitoki would create safety forts with him. He felt loved during thunderstorms, despite his fear.

3. Kirishima Ayato

– Only as a child. Touka would tease him relentlessly, and even now, during a storm, she mentioned his terror to Hinami and embarrassed our favorite edge lord.

4. Mutsuki Tooru

– He is not a fan. Urie lends him earphones to tune it out. 

oneshot!touken as parents headcanons?

– Oneshot!Neki would be a little more afraid of holding a baby. Like, stiff. He’ll get tears in his eyes, but he won’t cry. 

– What does Oneshot!Neki know of parenting? Holy shit, does he feel cranky.

– Oneshot!Touka is nervous that their kid will take after her vices – specifically her difficulty controlling her appetite. What if they’re hunted down because of their kid? She can’t lose her child.

– Not to mention, they both agonize over telling their kid what they are, and what they’ve done.

– Oneshot!Touka loves cradling her baby in her arms, rocking them back and forth, and singing to them quietly.

– Oneshot!Neki will watch this from behind a door, a tender smile on his face.

– Eventually, he will enter the room and take them both in his arms, and promise to protect them. Touka will then vow the same. 

Yomo and Touka find a ghoul baby on the doorstep of :Re one day and take the baby in for a while. Hcs on what would happen maybe if it’s not too much trouble?

– Yomo would be the perfect dad. He’d rope Uta and Itori into helping.

– Nishiki has carved out the wild uncle space for himself.

– Koma and Irimi constantly play peek-a-boo with the ghoul.

– Touka hires Chie to investigate where the baby could have come from.

– Touka loves holding the baby, though she fears caring for a ghoul baby in this dangerous world. 

– She is, however, determined to keep the baby safe. Over time, she almost hopes the kid’s true family wants her to adopt it. Though she knows the family is probably dead, anyhow. 

– The fights between Touka and Nishiki on naming the kid are of legendary proportions. 

Okay the moment has arrived. Mizuki asks her parents the dreaded question…Where do babies come from?

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

“Um.” Michiko blushes. She is not prepared for this question.

“Uh.” Mizurou struggles to hide a laugh. “Why don’t you ask Uncle Hanbee.”

“Oh…okay.” Mizuki totters away to the living room.

“Three…two…one…” Mizurou narrates.

They hear a scream. 

Mizuki stomps back. “Mom, Dad, Uncle Hanbee said to ask you.”

Suzuya pokes his head into the room. “What’s going on?” 

“Where do babies come from? Why can’t I know?” Mizuki complains.

“Oh hell no!” Keijin scurries past.

“Aliens,” Mikage says seriously before following Keijin.

“Squad Leader, stay,” Mizurou begs.

“This is your turn to shine, Mizurou,” Suzuya says with a grin.

When it’s just the three of them, Michiko sighs. “Let’s sit down, Mizuki.” 

I will never get enough of TG Ladies being queer, so! Rize having this HUGE and adorable crush on Sen Takatsuki, and getting all starry-eyed and blushy when she finally gets yo meet Eto, maybe~? Bonus points if Eto finds Rize beautiful/attractive in turn~ <3

Ooooooh.

“Um, hi!” Rize has never thought she would ever be here. About to get Monochrome of Rainbows signed by Sen Takatsuki herself. 

“Hello, dear.” A small, mint-haired woman smirks at her.

“Can you sign this? I love your stories. They’re my favorite.” Rize holds out the book with uncharacteristically shaking hands.

“Of course, my dear. What’s your name?” Eto notes how similar this girl looks to the missing garden ghoul. And damn, is she pretty.

“Um, it’s – it’s Kamishiro Rize.” Rize brushes back a lock of hair. 

“Excellent.” Eto draws a small owl on Rize’s book before handing it back to her.

Rize’s face is red. “Thank you so much.”

“Thank you, dear.” Eto smiles slyly. She wants to know more about this Kamishiro Rize. She is intriguing. And so beautiful. 

Rize skips out of the bookstore. She clutches the book to her chest and sighs. “She is so beautiful.”

Suzuya, Ayato, Uta, Shu and their way to say “I love you”.

Suzuya

– Probably some random afternoon, when he’s eating a lollipop. 

– Suzuya looks up at you and smiles sweetly. “I really love you, [name], you know?”

– throws his arms around you and buries his face in your shoulder. 

Ayato

– says it grumpily, as if he’s offended. Crosses his arms and looks away.

– Is very happy when you confess you love him, too. 

– His heart rate starts to slow down to normal, but then you kiss him, and he nearly faints. 😀 

Uta

– Probably sneaks up behind you in HySy. 

– Warps his arms around you and pulls you close as he breathes in your scent.

– “I love you,” he murmurs in your ear before kissing your shoulders, neck,, everywhere but your lips. Just to tease. 

Shuu

– Shuu has undoubtedly planned a romantic dinner/getaway. There are probably diamonds and roses involved.

– Unfortunately for Shuu, you probably make a remark about cuisine or fashion or literature, that is exactly what he would think, and he just stops in his tracks.

– “I love you,” he blurts out. You’ll have to console him for ruining his plan, but when you say you love him back, he no longer cares about his careful plan.