myths, magic, and fandoms
Ui: wait did that just happen? Did my bad pickup lines work? *goggles*
Hairu: *shrugs, dances away*
Ui: *rushes after her.* NO WAIT. D – did you – did you mean it?
Hairu: Of course, Koori.
Ui: kisses her again and cries because this is all he wanted for Christmas.
Taxi driver: I’m sorry to interrupt but aren’t I supposed to be picking up one of you?
Hirako: *hides on porch and films the ensuing chaos*
This is old and I am sorry for forgetting it!
Suzuya Juuzou
– insists that they teach him. *proceeds to bang repeatedly on keys*
– sometimes cries at how beautiful their compositions are.
– Whenever he’s having a bad memory of the restaurant or Big Madam, his s/o plays soothing music to distract him. He’s very grateful.
– brags about them all the time.
Nimura Furuta
– slyly listens to their music outside their door, even though they’ve told him that listening makes them versus.
– one day, he slides onto the bench besides them and begins playing alongside. They’re stunned to realize he’s actually pretty proficient at the piano.
– He begrudgingly admits that they’re much better, though.
– they kiss. Furuta probably wants to do other things atop the piano, too.
Sasaki Haise/Kaneki Ken – aw so sweet! *frames his*
Amon Koutarou – quietly touched
Takizawa Seidou – What do I need this shit for? *keeps it in his pocket, develops a crush on the investigator*
Mado Akira – thanks them solemnly
Houji Kousuke – uh okay *reads way too much into the quote, looses sleep over it*
Mado Kureo – Ha! You better toughen up before ghouls eat you.
Marude Itsuki – *tapes it to his motorcycle*
Washuu Yoshitoki – reads it with a small smile on his face
Washuu Matsuri – *reads quote hoping it’s actually a fortune about his future with Urie*
Washuu Tsuneyoshi – time to kill this one.
Kuriowa Takeomi – I should do this to Yoriko and her workers in the bakery!
Kuriowa Iwao – you’re a lovely person, you know?
Aura Kiyoko – kindness like yours is all too rare
Tanakamaru Mougan – is happy to be remembered
Shinohara Yukinori – a lump forms in his throat
Itou Kuramoto – returns the favor, only with a creepy quote as a joke
Hajime Hazuki – ew. this is shit.
Mayazumi – cries in a corner
Ihei Hairu – SOMEONE LOVES ME
Arima Kishou – Thanks them stiffly, but his heart is warm
Ui Koori – Eh, how odd. *finds himself warming up to the investigator despite his reservations*
Take Hirako – omg they drew a shiba on mine that made my day –
Arima Yusa – you are too sweet
Ihei Shio – yay! *dances with his card pressed over his heart*
Souza Rikai – decorates her card to transform it into a true art piece
Suzuya Juuzou – that’s nice but i wish it was candy instead
Keijin Nakarai – oh, that’s thoughtful. *throws it into recycling for reasons of practicality*
Hanbee Abara – bashful
Miyuki Mikage – grins at his alien quote
Mizurou Tamaki – strikes up a friendship with the investigator
Yonebayashi Saiko – Let’s be besties!
Shirazu Ginshi – *turns red*
Urie Kuki – meh *gives it to mutsuki*
Mutsuki Tooru – t-thanks
Hsaio Ching-Li – people really can be kind
Aura Shinsanpei – becomes shy around the investigator
Higemaru Touma – this is a great idea! more people should do it!
Furuta Nimura – Someone…actually…wants to inspire me? *unsure whether to laugh or cry*
– Minami and Eto would be not only allies, but best friends. Eto would hear about every quirk of Arima’s, every argument, every kiss. And she’d love it, until she brought it up to Arima’s face and he nearly died of embarrassment.
– Then Eto loved it even more.
– Minami would probably notice Furuta’s issues, but unlike her husband, she might actually act on her concerns and thereby avert some tragedy.
– If she discovered Arima’s plan to be killed by Kaneki, Minami would absolutely destroy his plan to keep him alive. She’s determined to find a cure for his condition.
– Minami would probably make Sasaki Haise very, very uncomfortable. Little comments here and there, a queer smile, a pointed look. Just enough to keep him guessing that she and Arima aren’t what they seem.
– She would also probably encourage our dear Ui to tell Hairu about his feelings. Mother-style.
– As her comings-and-goings aren’t as well-recorded as Arima’s, she’s able to sneak information to the Owl much more often than Arima is.
I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.
Anteiku/Re Affiliates
Kaneki Ken – bisexual
Nagachika Hideyoshi – bisexual
Yoshimura Kuzen – straight
Kamishiro Rize – pansexual
Kirishima Touka – straight
Koma Enji – bisexual
Irimi Kaya – bisexual
Yomo Renji – gay
Kosaka Yoriko – straight
Hinami Feuguchi – straight
Nishiki Nishio – straight but curious
Nishino Kimi – straight but curious
Tsukiyama Family
Tsukiyama Shuu – pansexual
Karren von Rosewald – Tsukiyama-sexual
Matsumae – lesbian
Mirumo – pansexual
Chie Hori – asexual
Clowns
Uta – bisexual
Itori – straight
Hoito Roma – straight
Nimura Furuta – he says he is straight, but insists a bit too much.
Rio/Shikorae – bisexual
Nico – bisexual, leans towards men
Donato Porpora – straight
Aogiri Tree
Kirishima Ayato – straight
Yamori – gay
Tatara – gay
Yoshimura Eto – bisexual
Noro – straight
Miza Kusakari – straight
Naki – straight
Hakatori – straight
Banjou Kazuichi – straight
CCG
Amon Koutarou – straight
Takizawa Seidou – straight
Mado Akira – straight
Houji Kousuke – gay
Mado Kureo – straight
Marude Itsuki – gay
Washuu Yoshitoki – bisexual
Washuu Matsuri – gay
Washuu Tsuneyoshi – straight and extremely insistent upon that.
Kuriowa Takeomi – straight
Kuriowa Iwao – straight
Aura Kiyoko – lesbian
Tanakamaru Mougan – gay
Shinohara Yukinori – straight
Itou Kuramoto – bisexual
Kurona Yasuhisa – demisexual
Arima Squad
Ihei Hairu – straight
Arima Kishou – bisexual
Ui Koori – straight
Take Hirako – bisexual
Suzuya Squad
Suzuya Juuzou – pansexual
Keijin Nakarai – straight
Hanbee Abara – gay
Miyuki Mikage – straight but curious
Mizurou Tamaki – straight
Quinx Squad
Yonebayashi Saiko – bisexual
Shirazu Ginshi – straight
Urie Kuki – gay
Mutsuki Tooru – gay
Hsaio Ching-Li – lesbian
Aura Shinsanpei – straight
Higemaru Touma – straight
SFW
– Hanbee probably needed to be asked out, rather than do the asking.
– He swoons inside every time his S/o does something cute. Like put flowers in their hair. Tickle him. Giggle.
– the first time someone asks if they’ve ‘done it’ Hanbee doesn’t understand the question. He then becomes offended.
– His favorite moments are the long, deep conversations while he and his s/o hold each other and discuss fears and past hurts and hopes and dreams for the future.
NSFW
– Hanbee is a blushing mess the first time
– He’s terrified of hurting his s/o, and very protective
– aftercare is a must. he can’t conceive of sex without cuddling and whispering sweet nothings after.
– is more comfortable pleasuring his s/o than receiving pleasure. they work on this.
– hanbee takes a long time to orgasm due to anxiety. his s/o will be patient and understanding about this.
Tatara: Wait.
Eto: Yes?
Tatara: You’ve known Chinese all along, haven’t you?
Eto: *smiles*
Tatara: So you’ve understood all of my conversations on the phone…
Eto: I particularly liked how you referred to Ayato as Blueberry Edgemuffin.
Ayato: WHAT
Eto: *runs off, laughing*
Tatara: *now has to deal with angry Blueberry Edgemuffin*
Oh, you’ve hit me in the feels after this chapter.
– “Daddy!” Their small daughter, with her hair just like Auntie Hairu’s, probably awakens Fruit and Rize at 4 am.
– This prompts Fururize bickering over which parent she gets her rambunctiousness from.
– Furuta baked the cake. Rize did not trust herself to not eat the Rc-cake as quickly as she made it.
– The child, as overly emotional as her parents, shrieks with happiness when she sees her present (a toy sword). This prompts tears in Furuta’s eyes because their daughter has the childhood he wanted, and he’s touched that he’s able to provide it.
– Rize watches Furuta and their daughter mock-fight for a while before using her kagune to defeat them both. This prompts a tickle war, which is only interrupted with their infant boy awakening.
– Rize feeds him to calm him down, and Furuta probably can’t resist a quip about how their son gets his hunger from Rize.
– As they bicker again, their daughter, as mischievous as Fruit and hungry as Rize, enters the kitchen and eats 100% of her cake.
– They spend the afternoon caring for her stomachache and laughing.
– Amon makes sure they develop a taste for donuts, and Akira makes delicious Mado-style curry. Their kids are connoisseurs by age 5.
– They have multiple cats and dogs. Because Akira had childhood cats, and Amon had a childhood dog.
– I imagine both are a bit hesitant to bring up the subject of the grandparents to the kids until they’re older. Especially Amon.
– Akira and Amon love sports with their kids, and crafts, and reading. Their kids are extremely well-rounded.
– They never miss a playdate with the Touken kids.
– Maris Stella is probably their biggest initial issue. Brat cat is not ready to give up its throne to tiny humans.
– Akira and Amon are probably very nervous about how their larger community will view their quarter-ghoul kids. There’s a lot of personal and interpersonal reckoning to be done.
SFW
– Eto loves allowing her s/o to read her manuscripts early.
– Her s/o runs a Sen Takatsuki fan blog.
– She and her s/o have a blast tormenting Tatara and Ayato with PDA.
– The only person whose approval Eto cared for was Noro. He eagerly (well, as eager as Noro can be) gave it.
– Eto sometimes requests that her s/o carry her when she’s tired.
NSFW
– Eto is determined to see how far she and her ghoulie can take their bodies. How loud can they get. How can they incorporate kagunes. Etc.
– Eto loves sneaking into her s/o’s bubble baths uninvited. Going back to the first headcanon: Eto once brought a hair dryer with her, just to see.
– Eto once made her s/o break through her kakuja before they could make love.
– Eto is very focused on both giving and receiving pleasure. Sex is always sure to leave them exhausted.
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