myths, magic, and fandoms
Niji – she doesn’t want to flirt. She just wants to be authentic.
Kyou – she’ll put in effort, but it comes out wrong. After all, her turning point in her relationship with Shuu was telling him she despises his best friend.
Naru Okatsuki – her method is pissing Urie off.
Chiharu – surprisingly efficient.
Fumi the Clown – Her cute antics are enough to suck in any do-gooder.
Furuta Tsubaki – she’s inherited her big brother’s charm.
Ui Koori did indeed do an entire operation in a cocktail dress and stilettos. Not only that, but Arima Kishou and Hirako Take dressed up in similar gear. Their makeup was handled by Arima’s close friend, author Sen Takatsuki.
Hairu Ihei did her own makeup. As a result, she was the only one who did not look like a prostitute.
“Hanbee The Kitten and Furuta The Rat.”
The new animal sidekicks that will be joining the GOAT kids in my new fic that’s coming soon!
(These characters were first brought in by @soutasnotebook ‘s little scenarios. Thank you for inspiring me! ❤ )
Hanbee and Furuta are Mizuki Tamaki’s pets and close companions, they almost never leave her side!
Furuta was the first to join them when Mizuki and Juuzou rescued him from nearly becoming snake food at the pet store! Though not everyone took a liking to him right away when he first came home. He’s one cheeky rodent as he’s always trying to manipulate innocent Hanbee into mischief to get a laugh (especially when there’s food involved.) However, despite his sneaky antics, it’s clear that he’d never do a thing to hurt Mizuki or Hanbee…at least not on purpose.
Hanbee, on the other hand, was a stray that Mizuki found on the street one day. A nervous and uneasy kitten, jumping at the sound of a pin drop, he found it comforting to have Mizuki around as she always makes sure he’s taken care of. But the Suzuya Squad had also taken a liking to him and were all thrilled when he was honoured with a noble name! (Nakarai took a little more time to accept it.) Hanbee also found friendship with Furuta, who was not afraid of him in the least, making them inseparable. This new iconic duo even joins the GOAT kids on their journeys, even if Hanbee would rather be safe and curled up in someone’s lap having a nap.
I LOVE IT ❤
I LOVE THIS SHIP.
“Eh? What time is it?” Houji glances at the clock.
“Don’t worry. I called out of work for you.” Tatara sashays back into their bedroom, two mugs of steaming coffee in his hands.
“You what?”
“You deserve a day off, you know.” Tatara sits at the edge of the bed. “Besides, we were up late last night.”
Houji colors. “True.”
“I made you breakfast, too!” Tatara puts his mug on the carpet and hurries out of the room. He returns with eggs and bacon, cooked to crispy perfection.
Houji is impressed. “You have good taste.”
“I like you, so I don’t know,” Tatara jokes. He, of course, does not partake in the good. He never can, Houji knows.
For a moment, he feels the tragedy of Tatara’s life as acutely as if it were his own. And he wishes it were. He wishes he were a ghoul who could stay with Tatara forever.
But for right now, he can spend a day with him. With the person who makes him breakfast in bed.
Houji holds up his mug in a toast. “To taking a day off.”
Tatara clinks his mug against Houji’s. “It’s about damn time.”
“What’s up with Fumi?” Donato asks, scoffing at the small, scowling ghoul who hasn’t touched her blood wine.
“Lovesick, can’t you tell?” Nico asks breathily. Souta whistles.
“Shut up,” Fumi mutters.
“Aw, is your heart hurting because your true love might leave you if he saw the depths of your depravity?” Uta snickers as he sips his wine.
Fumi’s mouth opens. “You’re one to talk.”
“Shots have been fired,” Itori jokes. Roma nudges her, and Itori slyly turns her phone on “record.”
“Okay.” Uta eyes her. “I’ll bite. What do you mean?”
“I mean your fluttering heart around that dashing Raven, even though you like to keep your misdeeds on the side, too,” Fumi shoots back. “Because you’re in love, too! Hypocrite.”
Uta sputters as the rest of the clowns laugh. “I know you are, but what am I?”
“Now that’s just lame, Uta.” Fumi shakes her head. “I expected better.”
“On the bright side,” says Itori. “That’s as close to an admission as anyone’s ever gotten him.”
ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO
“We’re trapped!” A rathtar appears, rushing towards Jedi Kaneki and Jedi Master Arima.
Their padawans – Suzuya and a group who’ve named themselves the Quinxes – prepare their lightsabers.
“You’ll never survive,” growls a voice. The Sith-in-training, Kaiko, emerges. Force-Lightning shoots out of his fingertips.
“We’re surrounded,” hisses Padawan Higemaru.
“You’ll die, and we’ll harvest the force from your bodies,” Kaiko says sweetly.
The rathtar gurgles.
“Hmm?” Kaiko turns back to the creature and narrowly dodges its attack.
“Don’t mess with creatures you don’t know!” cackles a sweet voice.
Darth Ibis emerges from inside the rathtar, a rambunctious grin on her face, holding up her middle finger. “Nice to see you too, Kaiko-who-hasn’t-even-achieved-the title-of-Darth.”
How is this not canon?
– Furuta strikes first. Probably using his kagune to trip them down the stairs so that they fall into his arms.
– s/o then switches all his underwear with lingerie.
– this does not bother him.
– s/o then puts cockroach cutouts in a lampshade in his office. Furuta is appalled.
– so he puts googly eyes on all of their refrigerator items.
– his s/o takes it to a new level by covering his soap with clear nail polish. He becomes very confused in the shower until his s/o pops their head int he shower and asks how he’s doing with an utterly evil smile.
– he’s actually impressed. their punishment is joining him for the remainder of his shower.
Yes, I think this is canon! isn’t Kaneki said to smell like a female ghoul in the original TG, because he has Rize’s kakuhou?
For those reading, in this scenario, Tatara is trans.
“I never expected someone so tall to be a girl,” says Torso, glancing up and down Tatara.
“I’m not,” Tatara says, keeping his usual icy demeanor.
As soon as Tatara leaves the room, Eto drifts over to their newest recruit.
“Hi there, Misogynist,” she purrs in his ear, leaping up to drape an arm over his shoulder. “Let’s not add transphobia to the list of your misdeeds.”
“I didn’t…”
“Look, you’ve heard us use male pronouns for Tatara. You mess up Tatara’s gender again, I’ll eat you,” Eto says, punctuating with a giggle. “Get it?”
“Uh – yes, of course!” Torso stammers, sweating.
“Good.” Eto slinks away. “I’m looking forward to your better behavior.”
Hanbee is inherently lovable.
– Hanbee first pretends he’s not afraid at all, until he feels beads of cold sweat appearing on his forehead.
– His s/o feels him flinch as the creepy clown pops out of the drain, and they begin to hope he’ll ask to cuddle.
– his s/o will probably try joking to calm him down.
– At his second jump, Hanbee finally caves. “M – m – may – may I hold on to you?”
– “I thought you’d never ask.” They take him in their arms and hold him tight.
– At one point, they are going to have to ask him to loosen their grip so they can breathe, however. 😛
Donato – the old henchman. Brutal enforcer. deeply misses the son the government deemed him unfit to parent.
Touka – was once a child of a man killed by the mafia. She now lives with her uncle and tries to avoid their destruction, but is pulled back in after rescuing Kaneki Ken from being killed due to mistaken identity.
Ayato – has joined the mafia to get revenge for his dad.
Yomo – a former hitman, now raising his niece and nephew. Occasionally hooks up with his old flame from mafia days.
Kaneki – After countless suffering, establishes the Goat Mafia in an attempt to promote peace.
Uta – Yomo’s old flame, an inwardly despairing hitman who stays in the life because he’s has no identity otherwise.
Itori – the sly, seductive daughter of the mafia boss. Despite her dad’s wishes, she’s joined the hitmen.
Mercy and Magic 