There isn’t enough love for Itori out there, so may I request she confesses to Uta abd get her hppy ending? Because SHE DAMN WELL DESERVES IT!

Itori deserves the world.

Touka sidles up to Itori. Renji and Uta are snarking off to each other as usual, as Itori sits at the cafe counter with a dreamy expression on her face. 

Touka leans in Itori’s ear. “You should just ask him if he’s a virgin.”

Itori turns her gaze to Touka. “Touka-chan, what are you talking about?”

“You love Uta, right? That’s how I got Kaneki.” Touka wiggles her eyebrows as she pats her protruding stomach.

Itori is never one to feel abashed, but – Touka? Touka, whom she met when Touka was still a child? “Eh…Um…”

Itori clears her throat. “I know damn well he isn’t.”

“Ask.” Touka pouts. “Don’t upset a pregnant lady.”

“When did you get manipulative, you subtle-as-a-sledgehammer ghoul?” Itori sticks out her tongue. But she does rise and sidle up to Uta.

What the hell, right?

She drapes an arm around his shoulders. “Hey, Uta-kun, are you a virgin?”

“Wait…” Uta looks confused, and Renji apoplectic. Fortunately for Itori, Touka guides her uncle away with a satisfied smirk on her face.

“Why are you asking that, and didn’t you catch me with -”

“Shut up.” Itori presses her lips against his.

Uta’s eyes nearly fall out of their sockets. “I see. So that’s how it is.” 

He nearly tackles her in a full-mouth kiss. “How long have you been waiting to tell me?”

“Probably half as long as you, Uta!” Touka calls over. 

He chuckles. “Maybe.” 

“Really?” Itori grins.

“Really.” Uta spins Itori around and kisses her again. 

Do you think Juuzou likes to cross dress if he had a boy friend. I have a feeling he still has his Auction Raid outfit in his closet still.

Absolutely

Juuzou probably doesn’t care about society’s silly “boy vs. girl” dichotomy. He loves dresses and finds skirts comfortable. 

The fact that his boyfriend loves it makes Juuzou all the more willing to cross-dress. 

Once, they decided to infiltrate a homophobic group suspected of murdering a ghoul. They befriended them, while Suzuya was dressed like a girl. They never suspected until Suzuya arrested the murderer and revealed his true identity. 

The good thing was that some of the group, after knowing Juuzou and his boyfriend, began to rethink their positions. 🙂 

Why did Uta remove his tattoos HCs?

– There’s only one reason: Yomo hates them.

– Uta, however, being the drama queen that he is, probably responded to Yomo’s discomfort with his tattoo by luring his boyfriend in with a promise to remove them.

– “Okay…” Yomo says, slowly, waiting for the punchline.

– The punchline is Uta probably then chopped off his own arms and let them grow back as “removal.”

– Yomo is horrified and says it doesn’t matter that much.

– Uta: “I know. I just want to force you to take care of me.”

– Yomo turns to stomp away, but then Uta calls out and asks if he’s really going to leave him to Itori’s caretaking. 

– And that’s how Yomo spent a week nursing Uta in bed. 

We now know the official name of Pleasure-chan is Ichika! Her bio came out with an illustration in the final volume! She’s a natural one-eyed ghoul, can eat normal food, she likes apples and Yoriko’s bread and she’s almost 6! Can we have some more headcanons about Ichika-chan?

I A M S C R E A M I N G Ichika is the PERFECT name!

– Ichika loves to play as a witch. She runs around offering Princess Touka and Prince Kaneki a magic apple.

– Yoriko named one of her specialty breads after Ichika.

– Tsukiyama definitely gives her a single flower every time he sees her. Yes, every time.

–  Her favorite type of apple is green. She was eating one when she first remembers meeting Mutsuki, and ran towards him yelling about how his hair was the same color as her apple. Since then, he always brings her a green apple.

– Ichika wants to learn science. Nishiki sets up fun little experiments with her, and she has shadowed Kimi around her lab for a day.

– Saiko has dutifully converted Ichika into a video-game and manga fiend. 

– Her first meeting with Marude will live in infamy. She was four when he was invited to their cafe for a meeting. But Ichika had crawled into the cabinets. She leapt out to surprise her dad, but wound up grabbing Marude instead. 

– Suzuya once collaborated with Yoriko and Mutsuki to build her a candied-apple bread. 

Which ghoul is unexpectedly frickin terrified of mice?

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Ayato is frickin’ terrified. He may have woken Hinami up at 3 am screaming because he found a mouse skittering across his arm. He was too scared to even use his kagune.

Hina, naturally, found it cute and adopted it.

Ayato’s pulse was slowly returning to normal when Yomo, Touka, and Kaneki burst in, thinking he was being murdered.

Everyone then panicked because they were not expecting Hinami there. And Ayato’s pulse went straight back up. And he fainted the results are unknown. 

Based on what you said, can you do something where Furuta makes out with a guy at a bar but then afterwards mentally punishes himself for it?

Content note:  homophobia.

What are you scared of?

Furuta grinds his teeth as he stumbles home, like he’s drunk, and he wishes he was but he isn’t. 

His earnest face, those overly large green eyes, and those pale pink lips, leaning oh-so-close to Furuta. Not a trace of makeup, and a collared shirt like he’d gone straight to the bar from work.

“Nothing,” Furuta told him, pretending to sip his beer. Really, he’s looking for a girl, any girl who reminds him of Rize, so he can fuck her and pretend she’s Rize.

Everyone here is scared of something. 

Furuta struggles with the lock to his apartment. As soon as he’s inside, he slams his fist into the wall.

“Then, idiots like you.”

Why? Aren’t you here to drown your sorrows in alcohol and women? The young man sipped his soda. You’re too young for that. 

Furuta snorts. He’s young, yes, but for his kind, he’s getting old. He’s plenty old enough for waste. “Why are you here?”

The young man shrugs. “Looking for love.”

Furuta forces himself to eat the rotten rice in his refrigerator, the rotten rice that would even make a human vomit. Just to get the taste of his lips off his tongue.

Furuta shoved him outside, into the alley, which was bathed in moonlight. He bit his lips, which tasted like salt and aftershave. 

The man’s arms frantically grab Furuta’s shoulders as he pushes his tongue into Furuta’s mouth, like he is eager to know him, like he is free.

And Furuta feels lost in possibilities, in a new idea, in the idea of spending his life with this gentle man. 

Furuta gags into his toilet bowl. 

“Wait!” cries the man at last, pushing Furuta back. “It’s wrong – I don’t even know your name!”

He looks beautiful, and hopeful, and yet – 

and yet –

Furuta’s name is his undoing.

“I have many.” Furuta steps back. If he does this, he’ll be a pariah like Matsuri.  He’s not like Matsuri, not at all.

If he does this, he’ll be stained forever, unable to live the normal life that’s impossible anyways.

 “I can’t do this.”

 “But -”

“I hate you!” Furuta sounds like a child as he spins around to flee home.

Furuta stares at his bloodshot eyes in his mirror as he cleans the vomit off his shirt.

What are you scared of?

Myself. 

Idk if you remember but one time you wrote something about how Irimi and Koma got married and had a baby daughter? What happened to her now that her parents are gone?

Wow, you’re just…cruel…aren’t you… *runs off sobbing*

jk i love you and this ask. ❤

– She’s being cared for by Yomo Renji, a close friend of her parents’. 

– He also ensured there was a proper burial for them. 

– She’s a good older cousin to Pleasure-chan and all of the Nakimiza brood.

– She once asked Yomo if they could adopt a doberman, and he may have cried.

– and then acquiesced. Uta had to move in to help care for the puppy, though.

– The irimikoma daughter is determined to one day be like Uncle Shuu and help work for the TSC. She’s gonna do her parents proud. 

I just thought of a funny utaren thing omg just okay so Uta and Yomo are tryna get all hot and steamy but the mood is ruined by Uta bursting out laughing bc of not being able to get Yomo’s coat off and then Yomo tries and Uta’s hair gets caught in it so I was wondering if you could translate this thought of mine to your lovely writing?

I like this idea.

“I need you,” Uta murmurs in that special voice of his, that special voice that allows only Uta to make such a corny line sound sensual. 

Yomo grunts his agreement as he hops onto a table in Uta’s apartment. He nuzzles Uta’s neck as the clown fumbles for his coat buttons.

It takes Yomo a while to realize Uta is still on the first button. “Um.”

Uta snickers. “I was wondering how long you were gonna be lost kissing me.”

“Do you need help?”

“I don’t know how you manage to wear this behemoth.” Uta can’t stop laughing. 

Yomo rolls his eyes and grabs the buttons. He jerks one off, but then Uta yelps.

“Uta?!” Yomo gasps. His lover’s hair is caught in his coat. “Shit!”

“I didn’t know you were into sadism,” Uta teases as Yomo tries to gently remove every hair. “Oh, just pull it out.”

“Then you’ll tease me about BDSM again.” Yomo’s face is red.

“I’m gonna no matter what. You should know that, Renji.”

Yomo sighs and tears out Uta’s hair. He stares forlornly at the black strands wrapped around the button. “Now what am I gonna do when Touka and Ayato see this?”

Uta snaps his fingers. “Simple. Tell them we’re married and have a kid on the way. Just like Touka and Ken.” 

Since we know Ayato handles romance like his dad, how about when he’s trying to properly ask out Hinami, he chickens out half way and asks her if she likes bread?

“Hey, Hinami…” Ayato clears his throat. He leans across the counter of :Re. 

“Hi, Ayato!” Hinami waves. “I was just telling Touka about my idea to open up a house for all the Dragon Orphans.”

“Uh – a house? like an orphanage?” Ayato blinks in surprise.

“Yeah. I mean, we all know what it’s like to be alone…so I want these kids to feel that as little as possible.” Hinami swings her legs back and forth. “What do you think?”

“I think it’s a great idea,” he squeaks. Touka smirks at him from behind Hinami.

How dare you. He wants to strangle his pregnant sister. How dare she encourage him to ask Hinami out when she knew Hinami was gonna come in with the next Mother Teresa plan? Now he just feel dumb.

“Eh…Hinami.” He licks his lips.

“Yes?” Hinami straightens.

“Do you – do you -”

Touka makes a rolling gesture with her hands.

“Do you like bread?”

In the corner of the coffeeshop, Saiko the Quinx spits her coffee all over that prim investigator Ui.  

Approximately with how many people do you think Furuta has had sex with? And do you think it is possible that he is attracted to both females and males? As Souta he did say that good looking men are fine too after all,but he also called Matsuri homo.Also Furuta’s mannerisms and his body language is a bit queer like? You could say he is clownish or just childish instead but still…

😉

Hehe…

How many? I don’t know, but double-digits probably. I headcanon that he’s drowned his sorrows over Rize in cheap sex. Though, probably due to his mother’s situation, he has never paid for sex because he does want them to want him. 

I do think Furuta has, at the very least, flirted with men and finds them attractive. So I’d like to think he’s bisexual. As for ‘homo,’ I suspect he’s so caught in his toxic masculinity that he is either in complete denial, or more likely, hates himself after flirting or physical encounters.