Can I request nsfw with kuki?

– Urie wants his first time with his S/O to be suave, smooth, like a movie (even though he’d ever admit that). 

– He’s flustered when he realizes that, no, they should stop for things like lube and protection.

– If they’re both relatively inexperienced, Urie might accidentally go too fast and hurt his S/O, and panic with horror.

– Urie is open to role play and experimentation. His only real desire is raw, unbridled passion. Sometimes that means tenderness. Sometimes roughness. He’s down for both.

– I don’t think he’d really like sub/dom stuff though. Urie wants to be equals all the time. 

– He really likes talking afterwards, listening to his partner’s thoughts and sexual preferences. 

Kimi and Nishiki decide to adopt a 1 month old baby girl named Yuna. What happens?

I love me some Nishikimi.

– Nishiki cries with fear every time she cries. 

– After realizing their science books weren’t going to calm her husband down, Kimi has to call Touka over to talk sense into Nishiki.

– Kimi buys Yuna a science kit for babies.

– Kimi has to twist Nishiki’s arm before he wears a baby carrier on his chest.

– Touka wastes no time taunting him, until Kaneki shows up with Ichika in his own chest carrier.  

– As soon as Yuna turns one, Nishiki suggests they give her a sibling. 😉

– Nishiki fears the human Yuna might fear or even hate him when she discovers his past as a killer.

– Kimi comforts him. Empathy and moral complexity are two of Yuna’s biggest lessons growing up. 

Eto once convinced Tatara to say “Bye, Bitch” because she thought it’d be hilarious and it didn’t end well

– For a long time, Tatara only says it to Houji. 

– In person, sure, but he also leaves “Bye, Bitch” messages on Houji’s door, in his bed, on his ceiling…

– Tatara spray-paints it along Houji’s way to work.

– Eventually, Houji uses this to determine Aogiri’s location.

– When Eto finds out the real reason their base was discovered, she read Tatara the riot act for two hours straight.

– At the end of her spiel, Tatara says “Bye, Bitch” before slamming the door in her face. 

– Their resulting fight was legendary.

When they first found out Ichika-chan could eat human food, Kaneki and Touka were feeding her and tried baby food which went surprisingly well. Once it did and she wanted more, he burst into the cafe (where there was Yomo, Uta, Hide, and Nishiki) and yelled “SHE CAN EAT HUMAN FOOD!!!” and Hide’s first thought was to ask if they could feed her a lemon and film it

I like the way you think. 

The door nearly flies off its hinges. Kaneki stands in the frame, panting, double-over, shaking.

“What’s wrong?!” Nishiki yelps.

“SHE CAN EAT HUMAN FOOD!” He shrieks. Behind him, Touka appears with Ichika in her arms and a dry look on her face.

“That’s what you were freaking out over?” Nishiki snickers.

“That’s wonderful.” Yomo looks like he’s about to die of joy.

“I’m happy for all of you,” Uta says calmly.

“Can we feed her a lemon and film it?” 

Everyone turns, slowly, to Hide, who sips his coffee. “It’d be so funny.”

“Holy shit! Why are there are nine kakugans staring at me!” he shrieks.

“Good!” Yomo bellows.

Touka shakes her fist. 

“I’ll eat more than your face this time,” Kaneki growls.

“Get in line.” Nishiki seethes.

“Uh, I’m her father. I’m first,” Kaneki protests.

But behind all of them, Uta catches Hide’s gaze. He winks, with a slow nod. 

What kind of games would Renji, Kaneki, Touka, Uta, Itori, Nico, Ayato, Hinami and Hide play? How would they react to jumpscares when playibg a scary game? :)

Yomo Renji – has a soft spot for Undertale. Despises jumpscares, but he’ll pretend they don’t bother him.

Uta – he loves strategy, all the strategy. Loves jump scares, too. 

Itori – She loves dark games like Danganronpa. Komaeda is her fave. She is very vocal in her response to jump scares – she curses them with language that stuns even Uta.  

Nico – Has never recovered from Nier Automata. She insists someone hold her while she plays a scary game, so she can grab them when she’s scared. 

Kaneki Ken – visual novels all the way. He hates jump scares. 

Kirishima Touka – she was recently introduced to the Legend of Zelda, and will not stop talking about it. Also fuck jump scares, but she doesn’t get too riled by them. 

Kirishima Ayato – First person shooter games, and Portal. Jumpscares are his weakness, and Hinami has dutifully filmed this for Touka’s viewing pleasure.  

Fueguchi Hinami – Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime is her favorite, and tbh, the more people that play it, the more she loves it. Ayato’s screams when the bugs appear are beautiful. Also, she’s not a fan of jump scares. 

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Mario Kart is his favorite. Watching people fall apart on Rainbow Road is truly a joy for him. Jump scares are the best! 

Hello! May I request a headcanon about each of Naki and Miza’s wonderful children? (I would die for each of them!)

Shiroi – absolutely Kaneki Ichika’s best friend. Naki needs to be talked out of planning their future wedding. 

Nagi – He’s a bit of a softie, yet very, very interested in battles. 

Nage – He loves makeup and wants to manage his own cafe someday.

Mirei – She’s one of the voracious reader twins, and extremely outspoken. 

Marin – the second of the voracious reader twins, she is shy and timid. Kaneki is her favorite uncle.

Zei – has inherited his father’s boundless energy. Ayato had to watch him for a day and, afterwards, swore off seeing any child for a week. 

Sonki – thoughtful and mathmatically-inclined. He does his chores without being asked and gives himself “time-out” if he thinks he deserves it. 

Yanagi – a mischievous child, he rarely sleeps through the night without escaping his crib at least once and causing Naki to panic. 

Warai – loves food and sleep. Tsukiyama has plans to make her into a connoisseur. 

May I ask for some headcanons for Uta with a curious human SO who asks him to see/touch his kagune?

– Uta is a little surprised, and a little pleased. He’ll probably ask if they’re sure because it’s “dangerous.”

– When his SO responds that the danger is part of the appeal, his excitement grows.

– Uta then teases them that they must really trust him not to eat them. 

– He’ll definitely show off a bit – morphing his kagune into his SO’s form, for example.

– His SO will be enthralled by his kagune, but even more so by his adorable pride in its shapeshifting abilities.

– His SO will undoubtedly tackle him in a kiss at the end. 

– Uta won’t be able to resist asking if they’d like to see another part of him, too, but he won’t be offended if they’re not ready for that yet. 🙂 

How good or disastrous would a day of Itori and Uta watching Ichika be?

10/10 disaster.

10/10 good fun for Ichika, Uta, and Itori though.

The disaster only when Kaneki and Touka come home to find Ichika sipping (very dilute) blood wine, with fake tattoos and fluorescent hair dye.

She’s also wearing Itori’s high-heels. The counter is covered in paint from the drawings Uta has been doing with her. 

While Kaneki wheezes in a corner, Touka calls Yomo and asks him to “collect his trash friends.” Which Uta and Itori take as a compliment.

Hey it’s me again. Idk when you’re gonna be able to get to this but since it’s my birthday can you please do Juuzou sfw / nsfw headcanons doing special things on his boyfriends birthday?

I’m a sucker for birthday wishes. Happy Birthday!!!

SFW

– Juuzou obviously takes his boyfriend to a candy store, and either a zoo or an amusement park, depending on his boyfriend’s preference.

– He’s been planning a ridiculous cake in advance for weeks. While they’re out, S3 is delivering the cake to their apartment.

– They return to a cake party with all their friends.

NSFW

– Once everyone leaves, Suzuya asks suggestively if his boyfriend wants anything else.

– Cue them scampering into their bedroom.

– Anything the boyfriend wants to do, Suzuya agrees. Because it’s his birthday. 

– This mostly involves Suzuya in lingerie, giving and receiving oral from his boyfriend, and lots of laughter.

– Suzuya quite likes nipple play with his boyfriend. 😉

– As they lie together, Juuzou’s boyfriend then asks Suzuya to marry him, and Suzuya agrees.