”? I feel like she’d be more pissed about not being able to spend more time with her bro than Fruit lying to her or him becoming half ghoul. I just want some sibling bonding time ;A;

“Tsubaki – I need to you listen to me.” Furuta sits his sister down on the pink chair in his office, the preposterous chair he bought just for her.

“Yes, dearie?”

Furuta rolls his eyes. “I can’t eat the strawberries with you because I…have become a half-ghoul.”

Tsubaki raises one eyebrow. “Bitch, I already knew, and I’m so gonna punch you for shortening your life span even more.”

Furuta chokes. “Don’t swear.”

“You like it when I swear.” She leaps into his arms and slugs him in his face. “Take that!”

“My face!” Furuta gasps. “Good thing I have enhanced healing now.”

“And an un-enhanced life span!” she wails. “Why are you so eager to abandon me?”

“I’m not…I just wanted to be stronger,” Furuta pleads. His stomach flip-flops when he sees genuine tears in her eyes.

“I miss you already.” Tsubaki sniffles. “It’s not fair.”

“We’ll…just live happily in the time we do have?”

“You couldn’t even make that sound convincing, bro.” Tsubaki begins pacing.

“Don’t you dare become a half-ghoul to spite me,” Furuta warns.

She narrows her eyes, because that was certainly her first idea. “Shut it. I’m thinking how to save you.”

“You can’t save me.” No one can.

“I can and I will!” She jabs a finger into his face. “I’ll employ every scientist CCG owns. I will sort out this aging crisis. Did you ever think it might have an easy solution that Daddy Dear was just unwilling to find? Because he never loved us. But I love you. I will help you. I will – Furuta, I can’t lose you.”

Furuta sighs. “There’s no stopping you, is there?”

“Nope.” Tsubaki relishes that she’s the one person who can best Furuta Nimura at his own games. “You know I love you, right?”

“Yeah.” Furuta croaks. It hurts to admit it. Sometimes he’d rather no one loved him.

“Do you love me? Please…tell me the truth.” Tsubaki’s eyes shine wth tears, and both recall the time she caught Tsuneyoshi and demanded the same answer.

And he’d asked how a dragon could love a gnat.

“Of course I do,” Furuta whispers, rubbing the top of her head.

Part 3 of the dreams) Hajime and the Squad zero kids have the same dreams as the others, only back to back. This prompts them to bond further with Kaneki, for Hajime to think things through and for Kaneki to gain four new members to his family.

“No, stop, Arima! Arima!” wails Shio.

“Shio, Shio, Shio!” Hirako shakes the child awake. “What happened?”

“Arima – was holding me down – and driving IXA through my eye.” Shio sobs.

“You’re okay. We’ve got you. And Arima loved you.” Yusa hugs his friend, and Rikai nods solemnly.

They drift back to sleep, but this time it’s Yusa sobbing awake. “Mom, stop – I won’t do it again, I promise!”

“Yusa?” Rikai tiptoes closer. “Yusa, you don’t know your mother.”

“Well, I did, and she was hitting me.” Yusa wipes his eyes.

Shio slips under the covers with him. “Here, let’s snuggle. Rikai, join us.”

“I’m fine.” Rikai smiles uncertainly before falling asleep.

“My TOES!” Rikai bolts upright with a shriek. “I was – in a chair – and Jason was chopping off my toes. They kept regrowing, and he kept cutting them off!”

Shio drags her into bed with he and Yusa. “I wonder why we’re all having nightmares.”

“Have you looked at our life?” Yusa asks.

They’re awakened not twenty minutes later by a scream from the cell a few blocks down.

“CENTIPEDES IN MY EARS!”

Hirako, Yusa, Shio, and Rikai bolt for Hajime’s cell. The child is flailing about, frothing at the mouth. He lets out bloodcurdling scream after bloodcurdling scream.

“Hajime!” Shio launches himself into the cell before Hirako can stop him.

“AHHHHHHHHH!”

“Wake up!” Rikai spits into Hajime’s face.

“Pah!” The brat awakens. Sweat beads adorn his forehead. “Huh?”

“Please tell me that’s not how you woke me up,” Yusa says. She smirks in response.

“Did you have the dreams? The torture dreams?” Shio asks.

“I was Kaneki Ken, and Jason putting – centipedes in my ears.” Hajime shakes. He fucking hates bugs.

“I was Kaneki in my nightmare, too,” says Yusa.

“Jason kept cutting off my toes,” says Rikai quietly. “Was the room in a mall, with a vaulted ceiling?”

Hajime nods.

“Did you smell flowers when you dreamt, Shio?” asks Yusa.

“Yeah.” Shio turns to Hirako. “What’s happening to us?”

“You’re having the Kaneki dream, monsieur!” Tsukiyama Shuu waltzes in before Hirako can answer. “We’ve all experienced it at one point or another.”

“Did those – did that really happen to him?” Shio touches his eye unconsciously.

“Indeed,” Tsukiyama says grimly.

Shio begins to cry. “Why? Why would Arima do that?”

“Why would anyone put bugs in someone’s ears?” howls Hajime.

“Where is Kaneki?” Yusa demands.

The king peers around the corner, flanked by Touka and Ayato and – Mutsuki?

“Thought you were at CCG!” Hajime shrieks.

“Thought you said you wouldn’t get caught,” Mutsuki cries back.

“Kingggggggggggg.” Shio flies into Kaneki’s arms, and Yusa and Rikai follow.

Kaneki gingerly pats their heads.

“Don’t be embarrassed. It wasn’t your fault,” says Yusa.

Mutsuki notices Hajime watching them enviously. He inches into the cell and loosens the chains just enough to pull Hajime into the love circle.

Hirako frowns, but accepts the kid.

“I’m sorry that happened. Why do you still like ghouls?” Hajime demands.

Kaneki touches Hajime’s chin. “That’s a long story.”

“I’ve got no where else to be, considering my captain is apparently here now.”

Suzuya squad is love suzuhan is life

Keijin Nakarai holds his head high as he escorts a bouquet-clasping Miyuki Mikage down the aisle. Mizurou Tamaki follows, throwing flowers every which way.

Hanbee’s face is already red by the time the music swells and the church doors sweep open.

Suzuya, dressed in a lace white suit and accompanied by a proud Shinohara, walks down the aisle humming in tune with the music. Hanbee can see tears in Shinohara’s eyes as Suzuya grasps Hanbee’s hands.

Kaneki clears his throat and prepares to read their vows.

Suzuya beams at Hanbee, and he’s positive he’s never been this happy before.

I don’t know if you take requests but I love your writing style and it would be awesome if you would write a suzuhan scenario. If. It no problem;)

I love Suzuhan! 😀 Thank you for asking, Nonny-Mouse!

“Hanbee, I’ve lost Haise. What if we lose Shinohara too?” Suzuya rocks back and forth. “I can’t stand this.”

“You’ll still have us,” Hanbee says quietly. “We love you.”

Suzuya looks up, tears in his eyes. “I know, and I love you all.”

“Are you excited for Takeomi’s wedding?” Hanbee leans back to stare at the sky. He can’t stop picturing Suzuya in a wedding dress. And himself as the groom – no, dammit, now his cheeks are red!

“I’m excited for the candy.” Suzuya giggles.

“Of course you are.” Hanbee winks.

“What else are you thinking about? Your face is all sweaty.” Suzuya wipes his hand against Hanbee’s forehead.

Hanbee turns crimson. “N – nothing.”

“Hanbeeeeeeee. Don’t lie to me. I’m your leader.” Suzuya pouts.

“I bet you’d look really nice getting married,” Hanbee blurts. “That’s all.”

Suzuya blinks. “Me? I never…you know…I never really thought I could get married.”

“Marriages don’t always have to be for kids, or between men and women.” Hanbee laughs.

“Do you like men?” Suzuya is surprised.

“Yes.” Hanbee lowers his eyes.

“That’s cute.” Suzuya hugs him. “Wait, do you like someone in particular? Is it someone I know? Can I help you with it? Hanbee, tell me.”

“No, definitely not!”

Suzuya tickles him. Hanbee screams.

“All right, all right, it’s you! I like you, Suzuya Juuzou!” He chokes on his own words. He wants to run away and vanish.

Suzuya’s mouth falls open. “Me?”

“I’m sorry – I don’t mean to make things awkward – I’m not very smart, you know -”

Suzuya smashes his lips against Hanbee’s. “How’s that?”

“Huh?”

“Well, you’re a really good friend, and I think you’re attractive, so why not?” Suzuya smiles up at him. “You make me happy.”

Hanbee nearly faints as Suzuya kisses him again.

I’m sure I’m not the only one who would like this but: scenario where Touka decides to be with Kaneki and their baby as well as save Yoriko despite the danger this could pose to her and her loved ones after learning her and Yoriko being connected while Touka is a ghoul may have doomed her friend unlike in the manga where she chose the safety of her and Kaneki and a possible family over Yoriko. It’s somewhat understandable why she did (baby to think of) but I would like her to also chose Yoriko

“Let’s do this.” Ayato cracks his knuckles.

“I can’t believe you talked me into another prison raid,” mumbles Yomo.

“It’s quality Kirishima bonding time.” Touka clears her throat.

“Onee-chan, promise you’ll be careful if you think the baby’s in danger.” Hinami frowns.

“I promise.” Touka sighs.

“Great!” Kaneki smiles brightly, because inwardly he’s screaming and dying. “Let’s do this.”

He casually strolls up to the guards, Naki and Miza behind him. “Oh, hey there.”

“Sasaki!” They draw their guns.

“Really? He just came to talk. That’s terribly impolite.” Tsukiyama drops down from the roof . “You’re surrounded. I suggest that you’re going to be very compliant, aren’t you?”

As soon as the Rc scanners are deactivated, Touka, Hinami, Ayato, and Yomo rush into the prison.

“Cell 414…cell 414…” Touka rushes up the stairs. “Yoriko!”

“Touka-chan?” Her best friend’s face pales. “Touka, why are you here? They say you’re a ghoul!”

“I am.” Touka slumps over. “I’m sorry I never told you.”

Yoriko frowns. “Hina is too?”

“Yup.”

Ayato waves. “Hi, I’m Ayato.”

“You!” Yoriko leaps to her feet. “You hurt your sister when you ran away!”

She approaches the cell door. “Why didn’t you tell me? I – I wouldn’t have turned you in.”

“I wanted to protect you.”

“Stand back.” Yomo electrifies the cell door. It swings free, and he grabs Yoriko. “Time to go.”

“Wait! Takeomi – my husband – he’s in jail, too, for punching the officer who arrested me.” Yoriko clutches Touka. “We have to save him, too.”

Touka sighs. “Am I gonna approve your husband? Lead on. Your wedding was lovely, by the way.”

Yoriko’s eyes fill with tears. “What?”

“Kaneki and I watched from over the hills.” Touka smiles sadly. “We’re married, too.”

Yoriko gasps. “Touka!” She hugs her. “I predicted right.”

“You did,” Touka admits with a laugh.

“Oh hey, Eyebrow-chan.” Ayato waves through the cell bars to Takeomi Kuriowa. “Wanna come with us and your wife? We promise we won’t eat you.”

“Yoriko! What’s – what are you doing?” Takeomi nearly falls over.

“Trusting Touka-chan. I think we can.”

“Don’t pretend you like Furuta.” Touka rolls her eyes as Yomo electrifies his cell door.

“I don’t but – ghouls – I mean – Yoriko -”

“Better than execution, right?” HInami wraps her kagune around him. “Come with us.”

When they’re all back in the 24th ward, Kaneki, Touka, Takeomi, and Yoriko sit down for a long conversation.

Scenario where Kaneki does flee with everyone into hiding during the raid on Anteiku instead of staying to fight. They all end up returning safely after the dangers over to work at the cafe as a family again. One day Mutsuki happens to walk in and interacts with Kaneki (who he takes an immediate shine to) and the others and is ultimately offered a part time job at Anteiku as a waiter. Thoughts of Kaneki and the others makes him accept happily, feeling like he finally belongs.

Cute!

“Here you go, sir. Black coffee.” The cute black-haired waiter hands a mug to Mutsuki.

Mutsuki smiles. “T-thanks.” It’s warm and comforting, something he sorely needs after leaving CCG.

“Your hair is a cute color. Do you dye it?” A pretty teenager with light brown hair waves at him.

“No.” Mutsuki blushes.

“I like it.”

“This is backbreaking work, Kaneki.” A bespectacled man with chestnut hair stops mopping the floor to sag against the wall.

“Stop being a drama queen, Nishiki-shit-head.” The manager stomps in, but pauses as soon as she notices Mutsuki. “Oh. I apologize.”

“It’s okay.” Mutsuki has to laugh. They seem like a big, happy family.

“Touka-chan, this is how you can Nishiki will scare off all our customers,” laughs a graceful black-haired woman.

“Not my ferocity?” A man with a large nose bares his teeth.

Mutsuki’s eyes mist. Family. He wishes he had one. But it’s his own fault he doesn’t.

So he keeps returning to the cafe. Yomo, a large man with a gentle demeanor, and Kaneki, a sweet kid about his age, meet him every day to discuss news and books, respectively. Yomo seems particularly interested when he learns Mutsuki is a graduate of CCG’s academy.

“Why’d you leave?” asks Touka, sitting besides Mutsuki.

“Be – because they did something…” Mutuski mumbles. They helped him blame ghouls instead of himself. They presented his case to younger students even though they knew it was a lie. How could he trust anything he’d been taught? “Something awful. And I didn’t want to be a part of it. And I hate blood.”

“Me too,” admits Kaneki.

“Wuss.” Touka pokes Kaneki’s nose, but she’s smiling.

“What do you think of ghouls?” Koma’s eyes glimmer.

“I really don’t know.” Mutsuki shrugs. “I don’t…hate them. I just don’t know them.”

“I mean, you do, but that’s cool.” Nishiki waves his hand.

“NIshiki!” Touka yells.

Mutsuki’s mouth drops open. “You’re – a – uh -”

“We all are. Well, Ken’s a half-ghoul. The rest of us are full ghouls.” Hinami holds out her hand, and Loser flutters down onto her fingers. She looks sweet and kind.

“I won’t tell,” Mutsuki promises. He’s in no position to judge murder, anyhow. But maybe…they wouldn’t hate him if they knew. “You’re all like family to me.”

“Good.” Touka hands him a mop. “Wanna work here?”

“Does that mean I’m off cleaning duty?” shouts Nishiki.

Mutsuki laughs. Someday he’ll tell them. For right now, he’ll enjoy this strange, strange family.

Remember how Urie was too late to rescue Mutsuki from Torso. How about an alternate hurt/comfort take on this where instead of Urie, Kaneki/Sasaki shows up in time to rescue his beloved student/subordinate himself (before Mutsuki utterly is able to destroy Torso like in canon) and Kaneki/Sasaki defeats Torso. After getting him to eat from him to replenish Mutsuki’s limbs he and Mutsuki open up and bond about the horrors they faced at the hands of their torturers and dark pasts

Soooo sweet, Nonny-mouse. TW for references to torture and sexual assault.

Why does this always happen? I hate me. Mutsuki pinches his eyes shut, praying that maybe he can die.

He feels Torso breathing besides him, and hates himself because he pities him.

“Get away from him!” A thick rinkaku pierces Torso through his heart. Mutsuki scrambles up to see Sensei holding Torso’s lifeless body aloft.

Sasaki tosses him away and turns to Mutsuki, who doubles over in a frantic attempt to make himself small. Sasaki knows. Sasaki sees.

“Mutsuki.” Sasaki’s voice breaks. He approaches his student tentatively.

“Go away,” Mutsuki cries. “I’m disgusting.”

“No!” Sasaki wraps his arms around him. “It’s okay. You’e okay, you’re okay, you’re okay.”

Mutsuki heaves a sob. “I’m not. I’m – you don’t know what I’ve done!”

“Then tell me. But first, you need to eat.” Sasaki holds out his arm. “This will grow your limbs quicker. I’m your leader and I okay this.”

Mutsuki’s kakugan gleams, and he dives in.

As Mucchan chews on him, Sasaki swallows. “I’ve been kidnapped and tortured, too. You know what I thought about, as Jason – the same one Suzuya killed – kept cutting off my toes and fingers, over and over and over? I kept thinking about how this was my fault. I kept thinking about my mom used to hit me. How she told me it was better to be hurt than to hurt. And that just couldn’t work in my situation anymore and I wanted it to work so bad.”

Mutsuki swallows. “Your family hurt you, too?”

Sasaki nods. Tears stream out from his eyes.

“My dad…hurt me. Like Torso did. My mom watched.” Mutsuki lets out a sob. Maybe if he confesses, Sasaki will understand. Maybe Sasaki will relive his pain by killing him. “And I…ghouls didn’t kill them, Sasaki. I did.”

“Mutsuki.” Sasaki looks sick.

“Please let me die.” Mutsuki stares at his regrowing hands.

“No.” Sasaki channels his inner Touka – whatever that means – and shoves more flesh into Mutsuki’s mouth. “I love you, Mutsuki. You’re my family. We’re…we’re a new family, of abandoned and abused kids and we suck a lot. But we love each other, and we help each other.”

“You don’t – hate me?” Mutsuki sniffles. “I’m as bad as Jason. As Torso.”

“You are not! You were more sinned against than sinned,” Sasaki quotes. “I told you, you’re okay, Mutsuki, you’re okay. I’ve got you. I’m not giving up, and neither should you.”

Mutsuki wails and grabs Sensei in a hug. “Help me.”

“Always.”

Weird ask: Touka eating Kaneki after mating because… nutritional needs. [Black widow spider style]

This is one of the most intriguing asks I’ve gotten. Love it!

“Kaneki,” Touka whimpers.

“Hmm?” Kaneki looks up from between her legs.

“I need to eat.”

“We’re low on food.” Kaneki sits up, concerned.

“No, I was thinking. For the baby. Maybe if I eat his father, it will help him or her.” Touka laughs. “Not all of you, Ken.”

Kaneki offers her his shoulder without a moment’s hesitation.

Touka’s teeth sink into his flesh, and he has to admit there’s something exciting about his wife cannibalizing him.

“You taste good,” she murmurs, wiping the blood off her lips. “I see why Shuu wanted you.”

“Touka!” Kaneki has to laugh along with her.

She pins him to the bed and continues to chew down his back. God, she’s so hungry.

She’s heard of female ghouls completely devouring their spouse once they were with child. Most are legends.

She won’t go this far. She’ll be restrained, because she loves Kaneki.

When she’s satiated, he begins to heal, and Touka snuggles closer to the side she hasn’t feasted upon. “I love you, Ken.”

Can someone please Wake up Naki? Like. Dude this joke is getting way too far. ugly crying

*commence more ugly crying*

“What the…” Miza looks up as the tunnels quake around her. Dust and pebbles fall to her forehead.

Something big has happened. Miza swallows. She knows she’s needed. She knows Naki cannot join her.

So she leans forward and kisses his lips.

Miza is trudging away when she hears a cry.

She spins back around. “Naki?”

“You – I’ve never been kisses before.” Naki struggles to stand. Tears stream down his cheeks. “Not even by Big Bro. You’re my first, Miza. It – it tasted like candy.”

“You don’t know what candy tastes like,” Miza tosses back. Her blush is unmistakable.

“Like you, right?” Naki clasps her hand as another earthquake rattles the tunnel. “Is the pock-lips coming?”

“Apocalypse?” Miza swallows. “I have no idea. We need to hurry – there could be more attacks up ahead.”

“Then let’s go. Naki never gives up.” He smiles. “Especially with Miza by his side.”

(Part 2 to the dream request Bonds deepen when the nightmares return and this time, they witness Kaneki’s torture by Jason and all that it entailed, ending with Kaneki’s utter destruction and first act of Ghoul cannibalism. Since Ayato was so bitter about it, he gets to join the suffering this time.

Ayato thanks you. 😉

Touka screeches herself awake.

“What’s wrong?” Kaneki shakes her.

Oh, right. He sees Hinami and Ayato curled up at their feet. Shuu is on the floor, oddly cuddled with Aura and Higemaru. Hsaio and Saiko lie half under the bed, and Mutsuki lays his head on Urie’s chest.

Please tell me they didn’t find out more.

“He put centipedes – centipedes in your ear!” Touka claps her hands over her ears.

Ayato lets out a shrill scream, and Hinami bolts upright. Soon everyone is yelling.

“Kill me instead!” Saiko wails.

“I can’t choose!” Mutsuki shrieks.

“Nine-hundred ninety three,” sobs Hsaio. “It’s nine-hundred nintey three.”

“Is it all right if I eat you?” Ayato pins Hinami beneath him, only to gasp into consciousness. “Hina, I’m sorry!”

“It’s all right.” She scrambles towards Kaneki. “Big brother.”

“I hate bugs.” Aura trembles.

“I like them, but not in me.” Higemaru shudders.

“It’s terrible,” Urie mumbles.

“Hey, Ayato had the dream,” Touka points at him.

“I…it was a nightmare.” Ayato swallows. “I let that happen to you, Kaneki.”

“I know. I forgive you.”

“I should have done something.” Ayato clenches his fist.

“It’s okay, really.” Kaneki gulps. “I’m so sorry I upset you all.”

“Sorry?” Saiko asks incredulously.

“Kaneki, ma chere, we’re sorry,” says Tsukiyama. “You have suffered terribly. And we all – we don’t think it’s a burden to know. We don’t think it’s a weakness of yours. We love you and call you friend.”

“We want to know,” Mutsuki says, reaching for Kaneki’s hand.

“It’s what families do, right?” Saiko holds up a high five to Touka. “About time you prepared for that, anyhow.”

Kaneki laughs.

“Tell us the rest, if you’re ready,” Mutsuki says.

“We’ll listen. We’re all here.” Touka smiles and rubs Kaneki’s shoulders.

“I don’t even know where to begin.” Kaneki surveys their beautiful faces.

“How about the beginning,” Aura mutters, and everyone laughs.