ok so. may i request haise and juuzou making out in the office room since no one else is in there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and things start to get pretty steamy until suddenly someone (you can choose who) comes in the room and catches them in the act.

Hehe I love “caught in the act” scenarios.

“Haise.” Suzuya Juuzou tugs on Sasaki’s hair. “Kiss me more.”

“Always.” Sasaki dives in. Suzuya pulls him down across the desk, and soon Sasaki is straddling him and their limbs are intertwined and all Sasaki can think is Juuzou, Juuzou, Juuzou, and all Suzuya can think is Haise.

He moans as Sasaki’s tongue circles his.

“That feels so good,” he says between kisses.

“You feel good.” Sasaki puts his hands between Suzuya’s legs. “Is this okay?”

“Mmm-hmm.” Suzuya treasure the feeling of Sasaki’s hands on him, of Sasaki’s hips digging into his.

He slips his own hands under Sasaki’s coat to feel his chest. “Ah-ahhh.”

A high-pitched scream sends both of them toppling to the floor. They look up to see Urie Kuki wailing and pounding his own eyes. “Help! Help! Someone! BLIND ME!”

Hello! Could you please do Eto having the, somewhat threatening “Mother to future daughter-in-law” talk, with Touka about being in a relationship with her son Kaneki!

“So.” Eto leans against the tunnel wall, smirking at Touka.

“What do you want, you green bitch?” Touka crosses her arms.

“Why, the Mother-to-Daughter-in-Law talk, of course.” Eto flounces closer.

“Since when are you Kaneki’s mother?!”

“I made him into what he is today. He’s practically my child, dear.” Eto reaches out to adjust Touka’s bangs. “And I want to be sure you’re dedicated to him.”

“Of course I am!” Touka is offended.

“Good.” Eto wiggles her eyebrows. “Hurt him and I’ll feed you to my kakuja. Don’t worry, I’ll also tell him if he hurts you, I’ll eat him too. I’m an equal-opportunity feeder.”

“Oh my god,” Touka mutters. “You’re not going anywhere near us or our children!”

“Ch – children?” Eto looks positively delighted. “I’m about to be a grandmother! How about that!”

She pauses. Her sole kakugan blazes. “Wait. You slept with my son?!”

Kaneki/Sasaki stays with Quinx and at Rushima Mutsuki is so happy and in love with his sensei ( and not confused and sad like that moment in canon where he talks with Hogi) and Sasaki returns the feelings. Mutsuki also praises Sasaki while having the heart to heart with Hogi instead of thinking how he can’t help but still think kindly of Sasaki despite him leaving like in canon) and Sasaki stops Torso when he shows up from beating up and capturing Mutsuki out of Love and equal devotion

“Sensei, we’re going to battle very soon.” Mutsuki nervously nibbles on his lip.

“How are you feeling?” Sasaki can’t lose another Quinx. Never.

“I’m okay. I’m more worried about you.” Mutsuki hesitates. “Is this what love is? That warm feeling in my chest every time you look at me? Being afraid you won’t be there to give me that feeling anymore?”

“Mutsuki.” Sasaki regards him soberly.

“What?”

Sasaki grabs his hands and looks deep into his eyes. “You’ll never be alone.”

Tears well in Mutsuki’s eyes. “Thank you. And you won’t either – not anymore.”

Later that day, Mutsuki finds himself face-to-face with Saeki.

“Go – stop!” Mutsuki screams as Torso smashes Hogi’s brains out against the cave wall.

“Did you come to see me, little lady?” Torso grins maniacally.

“Get the fuck away from my man!” Haise Sasaki knocks Torso into the cave wall, besides Hogi’s remains. Their bloods mingle, and Mutsuki feels horrified at this blasphemy.

“What?” Torso looks up in confusion as a rinkaku encircles him.

“You will never, ever hurt Mutsuki again. I love him and he loves me, and you can’t get between us,” Sasaki seethes.

Mutsuki raises his bikaku. This is why he loves Sasaki – because Sasaki makes him better.

Torso lunges for Sasaki, and Mutsuki rams his kagune through his neck.

His head tumbles to the ground, and Mutuski falls back. Why does he now pity this headless man?

Sasaki looks over and sees Mutsuki’s shoulders shaking. “Mucchan, it’s not your fault. I promise.”

“Are you sure? Why do predators always find me?”

Sasaki blinks back tears. “I don’t know. But I promise you’ll never be alone.”

Allen Walker (D Gray Man)/Kaneki Ken pairing? Both remind me of the other with their self esteem issues and deformed arms . I think they could help each other feel happier

I hadn’t heard of D Gray Man before and now I really wanna read this!

“What happened to your arm, Kaneki-san?” asked Allen Walker, that strange man who wandered into GOAT yesterday.

“It doesn’t heal, that’s all.” Kaneki forced a smile. “Don’t worry about it.”

“Are you sure? Someone should worry.” Allen frowns.

He seems kind. Too kind. Kaneki feels miserable. “You’re going to die if you keep acting this way.”

“So are you.” Allen watches Kaneki seriously. “And you want that, don’t you?”

Kaneki says nothing.

“Your mom – wasn’t your fault. Neither was Anteiku.” Allen hesitates. “Touka told me.”

“I just wanted to save everyone.” Kaneki swallows.

“We can, can’t we? I’m an Exorcist. I’m supposed to destroy, but I want to be a destroyer who saves, if that’s at all possible,” Allen insists. “Don’t you think ghouls can do the same?”

“I don’t know.” Kaneki sighs. “I feel like a monster.”

“Then be a beautiful monster.” Allen smiles.

Their hands entwine, and somewhere, Kaneki feels hope at last.

Tg re chapter 125 but with HideKane as the sex scene couple

“Kaneki.” Hide side-eyes his best friend, and after a moment, tackles him with a kiss.

Kaneki gasps, but oh, he kisses back. Hide feels this way? Hide cares?

They stay locked at the lips for what feels like seconds, but is probably at least half an hour. Then Hide straightens and, tentatively, moves to take off his shirt.

Kaneki gasps with longing. He helps Hide lift his t-shirt and buries his face in Hide’s warm, muscular chest.

Hide reaches for Kaneki’s shirt and pulls it over his head. “Wow. You used to be so skinny.”

Kaneki blushes.

“You had to become strong. I admit you.” Hide smiles and pulls Kaneki closer for another kiss.

They lie across the floor, each one tugging down the others’ pants, until they’re both naked.

“You don’t have to be gentle,” Hide says. He gasps as their bodies unite.

“Why are you crying, Ken?” Hide winks when they’re spent and lying breathless in each other’s arms. “Just kidding, of course I know why you’re crying. You’re happy.”

“It’s been a while since I’ve cried happy tears.” Kaneki lays his head in Hide’s lap.

“I know. Rest.” Hide kisses Kaneki’s forehead.

Furuta x Kaneki/Sasaki with Furuta teasing, dominating and calling him “my dear Kaneki”

NSFW.

“My dear Kaneki,” Furuta murmurs, fixing his teeth on Kaneki’s lower lip. “You taste delicious.”

“When did you become Tsukiyama?” Kaneki still looks innocent every time they’re together.

“Since I tasted you.” Furuta winks and pushes Kaneki back onto the bed.

Kaneki rolls his eyes. “You’re so dramatic.”

“I have to be. I’m a Washuu.” Furuta slips his hands under Kaneki’s rear. “And you’re my little dragon.”

Kaneki snorts as Furuta begins his ministrations. “Maybe I’ll eat you, then.”

“I mean, that would be part of my goal.”

“Oh my god. Why are you like this.” Kaneki’s voice is flat, but his eyes smirk back.

“I have a better idea,” Kaneki adds after a moment. “I’m not going to be your little dragon. I’ll be your centipede.”

“Are you going to sting me?” Furuta gasps.

“Precisely.” Kaneki rolls atop Furuta and grins down at him.

“Well, this is different.” And Furuta likes different.

Kaneki have children but he never been apart of they life for while and his daughter meet him for the first time ?

“Dad?”

The child can’t be older than four. She has black hair and those unmistakably round black eyes.

Kaneki stares at her. She…she looks like him.

“Hi.” The girl holds out her hand.

Kaneki wants to flee. He’s a ghoul, and she’s a human. She will hate him. What if he endangers her?

This is why I left.

But she looks sadder and sadder, and he remembers tugging at Mom, desperately trying to get her attention, and crying when she chose work instead.

“Hi,” he whispers, taking her hand.

The girl gingerly touches his white hair. “Will mine turn that color?”

“When you’re very old.”

“Good.” She looks at his eyepatch, at his scaled arms. “I want those too. I think they’re pretty. You’re like a mermaid.”

Kaneki gulps. His daughter doesn’t see him as a monster. She sees someone she loves.

His fear of proving her wrong may prove her wrong itself. Kaneki forces himself to fight, to embrace her. “I love you, kid.”

“Daddy.” She kisses his eyepatch.

saiko finding out touka is pregnant so she calls her papa and touka doesnt have a choice

“Papa, you love us, right?” Saiko smiles at the woman whose lap is currently Kaneki’s pillow, and whose feet are currently Mutsuki’s dream toy. Or so it seems, because he keeps batting at them like a cat while sleeping.

Touka sputters. “Papa?!”

“You’re gonna have a baby with Maman. That makes you Papa,” Saiko says seriously.

“Just go with it,” Urie advises.

“Do you have a name for this kid? I know plenty of historical names,” Higemaru says eagerly.

“Kaneki wants a literary name,” Touka admitted.

“What do you want?” Hsaio asks, leaning closer.

“A name they’ll like.” Touka shrugs, with a small smile. “That’s it.” Her eyes travel to the corner. “Aura, are you still sulking? Get over here.”

He tiptoes closer. “You – you really don’t hate me?”

“Nah, we’re family. My brother once tore out my kagune.” Touka smiles.

“Thanks, Papa,” he mutters.

Touka scowls.

Aura winks.

“You’re doing that on purpose,” she hisses.

“Yup.” He laughs and settles besides Higemaru.

“Papa is gonna be a good papa,” sings Saiko.

With Ken on her lap and Mutsuki by her feet, with the rest of their wacky family surrounding them, Touka feels that maybe she will be.

Request! A cute little story about how the other q-squad members meet Touka for the first time when they inevitably pair up to fight dragoneki and they think she is beautiful. Then later the find out she is Sasaki’s wife and they’re all like “HOLY FUCK” except Saiko who is screaming “FUCK YEAH!” (Couldn’t get this scenario out of my head lol)

“She’s so cute,” Hsaio whispers to Saiko, watching the little ghoul bark out orders to the rest of Sasaki’s GOAT.

Saiko nods eagerly. She’ll gladly follow this badass lady into battle.

“Alright, Yonebayashi.” Touka puts her hands on her hips. “Let’s save your Maman.”

Higemaru giggles and blushes like a fool.

“What are you staring at? Go back up your squad,” Touka orders. But Higa can see relief in her eyes, relief that they too care about her friend Kaneki.

“What should I do?” Urie Kuki approaches.

“You stay with me and Tsukiyama. We’re gonna distract this beast while Yonebayashi uses her kagune to cut it out.” Touka and Tsukiyama activate their kagunes.

“Oh, and please do something about your green hair friend and his dramatic counterpart!” Touka adds.

“Mutsuki?” Urie’s eyes widen. “I haven’t seen him all day.”

“He’s not back?” Touka looks unsettled. Relieved, but unhappy all at once.

“Let’s focus.” Tsukiyama lifts his koukaku. “Let’s see if Quinxes are all they cracked up to be.”

“My kagune is bigger,” Urie snaps.

Touka can’t resist a laugh, even in all this despair. She sends shards of Rc cells into the dragon. I’ll rescue you yet. “Ken was right about you.”

Hsaio and Higemaru swoop in and deal the first blows to the dragon’s neck.

Saiko fashions her kagune into a claw and sinks deep, deep into the dragon’s flesh. It screams, but Touka keeps firing Rc shards, and Tsukiyama and Urie protect her from any falling debris.

“GOT HIM!” Saiko howls. She rips Kaneki Ken’s limp body from the dragon. It begins to fall, and Hsaio and Higa grab for her.

“Look out!” Touka uses her ukaku to fly for Saiko, at the same time –

no –

Aura Shinsanpei flies for her. “Get the asshole. I’ll get her!”

Touka obeys as Mutsuki scrambles up to Urie. “What happened?! Why are you working with – with her? Don’t you know she’s the reason Sensei left?”

Tsukiyama laughs as Touka and Aura touch back onto the ground, one cradling Kaneki, the other holding Saiko. “She’s not the reason at all. But she may be the reason he lives thus far.”

“Huh?” Urie frowns.

“Tsukiyama!”

Tsukiyama, of course, ignores her. “Touka and Kaneki are married.”

Mutsuki gulps and has the decency to look guilty. Aura flushes.

“HOLY FUCK!” yells Urie.

“No way!” Higemaru does a happy dance.

“That gives me hope,” says Hsaio.

“FUCK YEAH!” Saiko wraps Touka and Maman in a hug.

Touka laughs. Perhaps, so long as Mutsuki isn’t still trying to kill her, she can get used to Kaneki’s strange, strange family.

Ahhh I loved your first-drunk scenerio with juuzou ~ May I request one with Seidou? But as his first time drunk as a ghoul? (after his whole crazy phase is over of course lmfao) Miss seeing him drunk, it’s been a while. (ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖

Lol maybe we’ll get to see another Amon, Akira, and Seidou drinking fest someday!

“Wow, this actually tastes good.” Seidou gulps more of the blood wine.

“Are you okay?” Kurona frowns.

“Why wouldn’t I be?” Seidou tips the glass just enough that the blood spills onto him. “Oh noes!”

“Seidou?” Hakatori – whom Seidou has, quite ridiculously, forbidden to drink due to her age – eyes him with concern.

“I’m fine.” He waves. “You know what I’m thinking?”

“No,” Kurona says.

“I do.” He chuckles. “Does this liquid make us vampires, too? Are we ghopires? Vamouls?” His eyes widen, and he stands slowly. “ARE WE THE UNDEAD?”

“You’re about to be,” Hakatori says sweetly.

“Hakatori, would you rob my corpse?” Seidou falls to his knees. “Please say yes. And – Kurona! Would you absorb me into your stomach? I’d absorb you. I love you two a lot. Ha, ha, ha.”

Kurona sets down her wine. “Takizawa, were you this much of a lightweight as a human?”

“I once yelled at my boss.” Seidou gasps. “I miss him! Bring him back!”

Kurona and Hakatori exchange glances.

Seidou begins to sniffle. “I miss you, Hoji. I miss Akira and Amon, too. And Rocky, my doggy. He was a good pupper. I was a good pupper for Aogiri, wasn’t I?”

“Time for bed,” Kurona says quickly, hoisting him up. Hakatori grabs his other arm.

“Look at me! I have friends!” Seidou cheers as they drag him away. “FRIENDS!”