Mutsurie au in which urie randomly meets mutsuki on a night club shirazu forced him to attend. He was drinking alone and approaches him.just bc he lost shirazu.They attend the same college, urie studies art while mucchan studies japanese literature and they spend the night leaving the club and walking around talking and getting to know eavh other until the morning when urie goes home to a shirazu who is pretty sure urie didn’t spend the night alone, but urie is just a sodt guy wanted to-

-Talk about art with someone, nonthelss shirazu was proud 😉

“Hey.” Urie glances down at the cute boy sipping a gin and tonic at the bar. He’s mad that Shirazu left him for a dance off against some curvy pigtailed girl, so he’s going to try his luck talking to a cute boy. “Gin and tonics are my favorite, too.”

“Hi.” The boy glances up. His features are delicate, his hair emerald green. Urie’s heart constricts. “You go to the college around here too, right?”

“Yes.” Urie frowns. “I’ve never seen you. I’m Urie Kuki, majoring in art.”

“Oooh.” Their eyes sparkle. “I’m M – Mutsuki Tooru, majoring in Japanese Literature.”

“Really? There’s a lot of amazing art based on Japanese literature.” Urie sits down besides Mutuski.

“Isn’t there? It’s inspiring.” Mutsuki sips his drink.

They talk for an hour, but Urie is having a hard time focusing. “Do you want to leave here? We can take a walk.”

Mutsuki nods eagerly. “I just came because my friend Saiko dragged me here.”

“My roommate dragged me.” Urie laughs.

They spend the night talking about literature and the arts, the nuances and differences between the two. Urie’s favorite artist (Dali). Mutsuki’s favorite type of literature (haiku). Their lack of family. Their dreams for the future.

“Wait, is that the sunrise?” Mutsuki points ahead to where the sky is pale gray instead of black.

Urie squints. “Well fuck.”

“It’s okay. It was fun.” Mutsuki giggles, and Urie cherishes the sweet sound.

“I can walk you home if you need to sleep.”

“Okay.” Mutsuki smiles again. They stop along the way at :Re cafe, where Urie orders them both coffees.

When Urie finally enters his room with Shirazu, he finds his roommate awake, arms crosses, with a big grin on his face.

“What were you up to last night, without a word?” he teases.

“Talking.” Urie blushes as he places the coffee cup on a nightstand besides his bed. “With someone I met. About art mostly.”

“Nothing else?” Shirazu is stunned.

“Well, yeah?” Urie climbs into bed. “God, I’m tired.”

“You better date this person.” Shirazu points at him. “I’m proud of you, Urie Kuki, the man who leaves a nightclub to talk all night about art.”

higetori angst

Higemaru tries not to scream. Once again, he’s the helpless puppet of Donato Porpora.

Only this time, he did it for her. For Hakatori. He shoved her out of the Priest’s way, and now Donato has him on his knees.

“Hmm, shall I pick up where I left off last time?” Donato purrs.

“Urie’s not here,” Higemaru mutters.

“Yes, he’s not here to turn full ghoul and save you. Hypocrites.” Donato’s eyes flash. “Urie’s father cost me my son. So I can take his son’s son. Of a sort.”

Not again. Higemaru flinches as Donato’s hands tighten on his shoulder.

“The fuck?” Hakatori holds her quinques aloft, along with her bikaku. CCG and ghouls alike assemble behind her. The entire team sent to take down the Priest, save one.

“He’s my friend. Let him go.”

Donato chuckles. “You’re an interesting one. The Bin brothers’ protege, correct? I like you.”

“Thank you,” Hakatori says patiently. “Now release my friend.”

“I’m sorry, but I just can’t do that.”

Hakatori rolls her eyes. “Pretty sure you can.”

“He’s a pretty thing. Do you like him?” Donato asks.

Hakatori starts. Well, why not? “He’s my boyfriend.”

“What?” shouts a CCG member. Another ghoul hisses. This sort of mixing – it was okay for the scientist and the ghoul, and the half-ghoul Kaneki and his wife, people with questionable loyalties at best, but a Quinx and an Aogiri member?

“Yes, a Quinx and a ghoul are dating, get over it,” Hakatori says irritably.

“Hmm, now I’m almost curious who will kill him first, them or me,” Donato muses.

“We could always not kill?” suggests Higemaru. A shadow falls on them.

Donato spins around as a kakuja slams into him. Hakatori flies forward, swinging her quinques to remove Donato’s kagune. She then grabs Higemaru and leaps to safety.

“Hello, Father,” says Amon Koutarou. He straightens. “You’ll be arrested again. There is nothing more for you.”

Hakatori smiles down at Higemaru. “I couldn’t care less what they think.”

She leans down to kiss him.

Higemaru returns the kiss eagerly, and the rest of the Quinx clap. Even if CCG doesn’t have their back, their families do.

“Also,” says Hakatori, “if you ever push me out of the way again, I’ll tear your arm off myself.”

Higemaru blushes. “You know you loved it.”

“After you lived, sure.”

I think Yusa needs some love rival competition with Hajime for Marie.

Omg.

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Pease Sign.”

“Kitami, teach me how to use my weapons better,” commands Hajime. “And my whole squad. We need to be better.”

His heart quickens. She can see he’s a good leader, right? Furuta just proposed his transformation to an Oggai, so he better learn all he can from the Quinxes. Plus, he can spend more time with Marie.

“Of course!” Kitami Marie draws her fox-like kagune with a grin.

“It’s so fluffy,” marvels one of the kids.

“It’ll kill you,” Hajime shoots back. “But how will it compete with me?” He holds his qunques aloft. “Rah!”

Marie giggles. “Okay, all of you, I want to see those quinques out!”

Yusa passes the training room to see Marie giggling with Hajime as he and the other academy children try to attack her.

Hajime glances up and sees Yusa. He winks.

Yusa’s face reddens. His shoulders slump.

Behind him, Rikai hisses. “You can’t let him get away with this.”

“Let’s go!” Shio thrusts open the doors. “Let’s add Squad Zero to the mix, kids, and see what happens!”

Hajime scowls, but the rest of the kids cheer.

Marie smiles. “That’s a great idea.”

“It was Yusa’s,” says Shio.

“Nice idea, Yusa.” Marie smiles gently, and Yusa clears his throat. Butterflies emerge in his tummy.

Anytime he’s around Marie, he feels happy.

Hakatori gets to know the Qs. Higetori.

“Hi.” Hakatori waves at the Quinx, who are gathered in the living room to the Chateau. Plus Kaneki Ken and Touka Kirishima. “Well, I know you two already.”

“But you don’t know meeeeeee.” Saiko rolls over to her. “Hi, I’m Saiko, and I have an awesome rinkaku.” In less than five seconds, she has molded her kagune into a skeleton.

“That’s amazing.” Hakatori gasps.

“I’m Hsaio.” A dark-haired girl smiles tentatively at her.

“The half-human.” Hakatori nods.

“I’m Aura.” A figure half-waves from the corner.

“He’s a grumps,” Higemaru whispers. She giggles.

“What’d you say?” Aura demands.

“Nothing untrue,” Hakatori replies with a gleam in her eyes.

“We’ve kinda met.” Mutsuki waves from the couch, where he snuggles against Urie.

“Well, I got to take on at least one Quinx bikaku now.” Hakatori grins at Higemaru. “But I’m always up for another.”

Mutsuki snorts. “I can mold mine too.”

“Wait, really? Teach me!” She looks thrilled. “Wait, teach both me and Hige.”

Higemaru grins. “We’ll be the bikaku terrors.”

“I’m already terrified,” Urie mutters as Higemaru pecks Hakatori on the lips in front of them all.

“Let’s spar together!” Higemaru wraps his arms around Hakatori. “Please?”

“If only to get you two off each other,” Touka teases.

“I can handle it.” Mutsuki waves his hand. “Saiko, help me teach them the art of kagune manipulation.”

At the end of the day, Hakatori has pinned Urie to the floor, Touka has Aura on his knees, Hsaio, Higemaru, and Mutsuki are at a standstill, and Kaneki has given up against Saiko, because she made her kagune into Haise Sasaki and he can’t stop laughing.

“Your family is wonderful,” Hakatori says, leaning over to whisper in Higemaru’s ear.

Takizawa finds out Hakatori is dating Higemaru.

Higemaru strolls into his room, whistling to himself after a happy date night with Hakatori. They went to a movie – a horror one they both enjoyed – and held hands. He’s never held someone’s hand before. Much less a badass, former terrorist ghoul’s.

Maybe he’s in love. Higemaru dares to believe it.

The door shuts behind him. Frowning, Higemaru turns around.

“Oh hey, there, pal.” A clocked, hunchbacked figure lifts its head. Takizawa Seidou giggles at Higemaru’s shock.

“Hi?” Higemaru knows Mado Akira is good friends with the Owl, and that Takizawa played an important role in starting this new ghoul-and-human world they’re developing. Still, he’s disconcerting to look at.

“I heard you’re dating my friend.” Takizawa’s eyes sparkle.

“I mean, yeah, kinda.”

“Kinda?!” Takizawa hisses.

“We are! I really like her! Why?” Higemaru backs up. He’s in the Chateau. No one would actually kill him.

“Because if you hurt her, I’ll eat you.” Seidou’s eyes widen. “Nom-nom-nomity.”

“I wouldn’t, I promise. I – she’s amazing and beautiful and badass and – I am so glad I never hurt her.” Higemaru wipes his eyes.

“Hmm. That seemed sincere.” Seidou nods with approval. “Okay. I won’t skin you tonight.”

“Were you two close?”

“I was like her older brother in Aogiri. She was never scared of me.” Seidou smiles wistfully. “She’s special. Treat her well.”

“Did you like her?” Higemaru swallows.

Seidou gasps. “What part of brother don’t you understand? Oh my god, what is wrong with you? I take it back. She’s not dating a pervert!” He howls. “Urie, come collect your man!”

Urie opens their door. “How’s it going in here?”

“You know he’s here?” Higemaru rants.

“Of course. This is part of the plan to make sure I never hear scarring noises from your room in the future.”

Higemaru buys Hakatori some bottles for her collection and flowers for her to sketch and the Qs tease him about his crush.

“Higemaru, what are you doing?” Saiko peers into the kitchen.

“Nothing,” he says quickly, as he continues scrubbing the glass bottles he dug up from the dumpster. He will ensure they’re sparkling by the time he gives them away.

“It’s clearly something,” Aura says dryly.

“Flowers, too.” Hsaio whistles at the a bouquet of tropical, imported, expensive flowers in a vase. “Who’s the lucky lady?”

“Shut up!” Higemaru blushes as pink as his hair.

“I know,” Mutsuki pipes up behind the rest of them. “I think it’s a good thing!”

“You do?” Higemaru grins.

“Me, too.” Urie folds his arms. “I think Hakatori will love it.”

“Urie!” Mutsuki’s mouth drops. He can’t believe Urie told them.

“What?”

Higemaru squeaks. His arms flap around, scattering soap suds across the floor.

“Is she coming over here for a RC dinner? When?” Saiko demands.

Higemaru moans. He scrubs the bottles harder.

“Here.” Mutsuki hurries closer. “We’ll help you.”

Higemaru brightens. “Really?”

“Yeah. It figures, with two of us framed out and one of us a half-human, someone would fall for a ghoul at some point,” says Aura. “Didn’t expect you, but hey.” He hands him a thumbs up. “You got this.”

“When does she come over?” Hsaio asks.

“She doesn’t,” Higemaru says with surprise. “I’m, uh, just leaving these on her doorstep.”

The room falls silent.

“Saiko, I’ll leave this to you,” says Urie.

The next morning, the rest of the Quinx hide in bushes as Higemaru knocks on Hakatori’s door.

“What?”

“I bought you flowers to draw. And bottles! Hi!” Higemaru thrusts the gifts at her.

“Huh?” The goth girl blinks at the pink wunderkind. She’s sparred with him a few times – they both have bikakus – but she had no idea. “Hi.”

“Do you want to get dinner sometime, Hakatori? Or do you prefer Yumitsu?”

“Hakatori is fine,” she says slyly. “And sure.”

Higemaru claps his hands together. “Thank you!”

crack head cannon (takes place after the conference for stopping kaneki and everyone is kinda just mulling around): touka is sitting quietly, sipping on decaf coffee when 3 nameless ccg start harassing her. She ignores them and tries to shoo them away with “i have a husband” but they get cocky and insult him while asking where he is. Her answer: pointing out the nearest window at kaneki wrapped around a building and muttered something about how much of a dumbass he is. They get scared and leave

Okay but this is awesome.

Content note for sexual harassment.

“Hey, cutie.” A CCG official sidles up to the Rabbit ghoul, who’s sipping decaf coffee with a gloomy look on her pretty face. “You should smile more.”

Akira Mado glances up from behind the pretty ghoul, eyes blazing.

That goddamn feminist traitor is offended over a ghoul now? Apparently so. “Say what?”

“I just mean she’s really pretty,” he says quickly.

“Thanks.” The rabbit doesn’t even glance at him.

He feels aggravated. Doesn’t she know she’s in CCG, on his hospitality?

“You hardly look like the ghoul I expected,” he tries again.

“Oh, you were expecting monsters?” challenges Miza of the Three Blades. God, why are there so many women here? He just wants to talk to the pretty one.

“No, but I wasn’t expecting someone so beautiful.”

The rabbit looks up in exasperation. “I have a husband.”

“Who doesn’t even have the balls to stick by his wife in hostile territory?” scoffs the man. “I wouldn’t leave you, sweetie.”

“He’s preoccupied.” Touka points towards the writhing dragon outside. “That’s him. He’s a fucking dumbass with great balls, thank you very much, goodbye.”

The man’s eyes widen. Kaneki Ken is married to the rabbit? What the hell?

He scuttles away. Maybe Kaneki will die or something.

Hopefully he won’t eat him. The man gulps.

“Maybe we’ll get lucky and Kaneki will eat a few misogynists,” Akira says dryly. Touka and Miza snicker.

In this situation, they all need humor.

how about some brookemaru (Brooke x Higemaru ;) ) nsfw then Hsiao finds them.

I like the way you think, Nonny-Mouse.

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

“Brooke,” Higemaru says nervously, closing the door behind them. Is she sure about this?

“What are you waiting for?” she teases, dragons him closer to her.

“I don’t want…to be pushy,” Higemaru gasps, hoisting her onto his hips. She digs her lips into his.

They tumble onto his bed. Brooke rolls atop him. “You were always so nice. And I wasn’t.”

Higemaru chuckles. “You’re, uh, making me think not-very-nice thoughts.”

“I’m sure they’re nice in other ways.” Brooke winks as her hands slides down to Higemaru’s pants. He gasps slightly as she brushes her fingers against him.

“You’re adorable.” His cheeks matches his hair. Brooke begins unbuttoning her shirt, and Higemaru eagerly assists. He’s practically crying with how beautiful she is and how much he loves her.

“Your turn,” sings Brooke, fishing at his shirt. But his hands are too stroking her chest to help her, and she laughs.

“Saiko stocked condoms in my room,” Higemaru admits sheepishly. Now’s the time to bring that up, right? “She did it for all the new Quinx, apparently.”

“Saiko would.” Brooke rolls her eyes. “Where are they? If you still want to?”

Higemaru nods so hard his teeth rattle.

He can’t stop smiling as Brooke slides onto him and their bodies move in sync, and she’s sighing with pleasure and he’s too happy to even make a sound.

“Hige, are you crying? What’s wrong?” Hsaio kicks open the door.

“OH MY GOD!” She covers her eyes, but Brooke sits up, unembarrassed. “Please close the door.”

“Will do,” Hsaio squeaks, shutting and locking it for effect.

Higemaru’s face has gone white.

“Well, I think you need more color in your face,” Brooke says slyly, leaning down for a kiss.

I really liked the Yomo and apprentice girl. Can you write another scenario please???

Aw thanks, I had fun writing it! ❤

Yomo enters his apartment to find his apprentice sitting on a chair, legs folded in front of her, strumming a dark but powerful melody. The guitar is almost her size.

“That sounds interesting.” Yomo isn’t sure he likes it, but he does want to hear more.

“It’s called the Raven’s Anthem. For you.” The girl smiles nervously.

“I hardly feel worthy,” Yomo says, his face red. But now he definitely loves it. “You’re quite talented.”

“It’s all I had,” she says softly. Then she breaks into a smile. “But now i have you and Anteiku and Uta.”

“You do,” Yomo agrees, ruffling her hair. Something catches the corner of his eye. “You picked flowers?”

“For the bodies. Leave a flower in their place,” she says.

Yomo smiles. His eyes mist. “I love the idea.”

“Do you?” she asks eagerly.

He nods. “You’re a good person. Don’t ever believe otherwise.”

“It’s hard.” Her voice catches.

“I know. But you are good.” Yomo looks directly into her eyes. “And I’ll tell you as many times as you needy to hear it.”

The CCG has a take your partner to work day, and Urie takes his S/O in, except he’s kinda awkward and grumpy when they meet up with the Quinx and Haise because he’s all private and thinks he’s gonna be teased for having feelings™.

“Hey, why are you so reticent?” teases Urie’s SO. They hang onto his arm, brimming with energy. They’re thrilled to finally see where their Quinx boy works. And meet his infamous coworkers.

“Because…they’re not gonna let me live this down,” Urie grumbles.

“Because…oh no, Urie Kuki has feelings? He’s not just a tool? Say what?” mocks his SO. They roll their eyes good-naturedly. “Urie, I’ve got your back. I think I could take Saiko or Mutsuki on.”

Urie snorts. Now, that’s an interesting image. “This is why I love you.”

“Oh my god, is this your boy/girlfriend?!” screams someone behind them. Shirazu races forward to grab their hand. “I’m Shirazu GInshi! Oh my god. I’m so happy to see Urie isn’t a stone cold bitch.”

“Wanna die?” Urie counters.

“You wouldn’t murder me in front of your significant other!” Shirazu staggers dramatically.

“I’ll turn my back,” quips the SO.

Shirazu gasps, and then Saiko and Mutsuki appear. Saiko gushes over Urie, whose face is now neon pink, and Mutsuki gives him a reassuring smile.

“Well, well, well, who have we here?” Sasaki Haise approaches, his eyes wide. He’s, well, psyched that Urie has someone in his life.

Urie pouts.

“You’re the half-ghoul!” His SO, to Urie’s consternation, dives at Haise and tackles him in a hug.

Urie gulps. He probably shouldn’t have told them that.