Some juuzou angst? His S/O telling him she’s always wanted to experience pregnancy/ she wants a baby after he bugged her enough to tell him what’s wrong and his reaction to this since he can’t have kids but he wants to do this for her

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME.

JK I LOVE ANGST AND HEARTBREAK.

“Hey, [name], I know something’s wrong.” Suzuya Juuzou settles next to you. You sit on the curb, watching the giraffes in the zoo. One of your favorite places to visit as a couple, but today you went alone.

 You look up and try to smile. “I don’t want to hurt you.”

Suzuya pales. He can barely squeeze out the words. “You want to break up?”

“No!” You grasp his hands. Tears begin to leak out your eyes. “I just…being here…I’ve realized lately I want to have kids. Not just that, but grow a baby from my own body. Experience birth. And…and I know that’s impossible.” 

Suzuya’s mouth falls open. “Oh.”

“It’s not your fault,” you assure him. “I love you, and I’ll never leave you. I’m just…grieving, I suppose. For you, for me.”

“I’m sorry.” Suzuya looks at the ground. His eyes water. He only cries when he’s really emotional. “I’m so sorry.”

“No, please,” you beg. “This is why I didn’t want to tell you – it’s not your fault. It isn’t. I don’t resent you. I cherish you.” 

“We can…adopt,” Suzuya says. Like Mr. Shinohara almost did for him. “But I know it’s not the same.”

He’ll understand if you want to break up. He isn’t whole. And he would never hold you back.

“Juuzou,” you insist, forcing his eyes to face you, “I love you. I want to be with you. I want to marry you. I’m just sad for something that hurt you and me, although to a much lesser extent. And because I know you’re thinking it, I’ve never, ever thought of you as lesser or broken.”

He grabs you and pulls you close to sob into your shoulder. “I’m so sad.”

“So am I. It’s okay. We’ll be okay.” You cry with him.

When you leave the zoo, your hands are entwined. 

Okay so my in head Tsukiyama loves to cuddle with his so especially when they go to sleep I have a small dog (a chihuahua to be exact) who snuggles up to me for warmth and will get in between anyone who tries to cuddle with me so can you a scenario of where Tsukiyama gets jealous of his lovers dog for constantly getting in between them when they’re cuddling?? Thank you!!!

this is hilarious.

Tsukiyama is exhausted, but he doesn’t want to sleep. He wants to wrap his arms around his SO. That, to him, is more refreshing than sleep. 

He slides into bed. His SO smiles up at him, and Tsukiyama draws them closer to him. He nuzzles their shoulder and kisses their throat.

“Shuu, you’re a ghoul, not a vampire,” his SO teases.

“But I can still drink blood,” he shoots back, squeezing them. 

“I love you.” They roll their eyes.

“I love you, too.”

There’s a jangling of a collar, and suddenly Tsukiyama’s heart sinks. For their chihuahua has arrived.

“Aw, someone wants in on the love-fest,” coos his SO, beckoning the dog closer.

Tsukiyama pouts. “Don’t you dare, you snuggly demon.”

But the demon does dare. It slinks directly between him and his SO. 

“Aw, he wants both of us.” His SO pats the dog, who trembles with excitement. 

This dog is more of a diva that Shuu. Tsukiyama scowls. “Hey, I wanted to cuddle your parent.” 

“You still can, just with our little friend too.” His SO grins, and Tsukiyama’s icy face melts. He snuggles closer to his SO. 

“I promise you.” He pokes the dog’s nose. “I will out-diva you yet.” 

Au where the ccg create a time portal to the future and out comes touken child in their late teens (choose a name). The boy realizes what happened and refuses to talk to anybody there or answer and questions, only asking to speak to Haise Sasaki. They bring him in with the qs trailing behind and as soon as he sees has he barrels towards him in a bear hug exclaiming “Dad!”

Kaneki Hideyoshi cowers before Washuu Yoshitoki. He recognizes him from the portraits. 

“Where are you from, son?” Yoshitoki’s voice is gentle, but Hide knows better. This man helped cover up Tsuneyoshi’s crimes. 

He’s not trusting him.

And so Hideyoshi hunches over, arms crossed, glaring at the floor. 

“You just appeared out of nowhere. And you’re part ghoul. We’d like to help you, but you need to help us first,” says Uncle Marude.  

Someday you’ll take me motorcycling, Hide wants to tell him, but can’t just yet.

His best chance is finding his way back to the time portal, but to do that, he needs to get out of this interrogation room, and that’s not looking likely.

Mom is gonna kill him for messing with the portal, and he’s okay with that, so long as he’s back in his own time, when humans and ghouls cooperate.

“I need to…to speak to Sasaki Haise,” he manages.

“How do you know him?” Yoshitoki queries.

“I just do. Please.” Hide touches his chin, his famous I’m scared tell. 

Yoshitoki sighs. “Marude, have Kuriowa escort him to the floor.”

“Are you sure?”

“Don’t think we’re getting anywhere otherwise.” Yoshitoki shrugs. 

Hide gasps as Kuriowa Iwao, his girlfriend’s grandfather who died before either were born, enters the room. He’s larger than Hide imagined. 

Iwao frowns at the lanky kid, who gawks at him as if they’ve met before.  But Hide is too scared to say anything as Iwao leads him, handcuffed, to the elevators. Instead, he memorizes every move so he can relay this to his girlfriend.

Once they reach the offices, Iwao knocks on a door. “Sasaki?”

“Hmm?” A purple-haired grump yanks open the door. 

Hide gasps. Uncle Urie! Uncle Mutsuki and Aunt Saiko behind them, and – the Uncle Shirazu he never got to meet. 

“What is it?” A black-and-white, fluffy-haired investigator glances up.

Hide can no longer contain himself. He steps closer, wishing he wasn’t handcuffed, wishing he could reach out. “Dad.”

“Huh?” Saiko’s mouth falls open.

 “Who?” Sasaki looks confused. But…but something about this kid seems familiar after all…

“I’m Hideyoshi, named after Nagachika, and I’m from the future. I know you won’t believe me, but I promise you I am,” Hide begs.

“Huh?”

“Has Takeomi asked Yoriko to marry him yet? Their daughter is my girlfriend,” Hide blurts out, turning to Iwao.

“This is bullshit,” Urie grumbles.

“You like Mutsuki,” Hide shoots back.

Urie turns the color of his hair, Mutsuki gasps, and Shirazu slips an arm around Hide. “I like this kid. He’s like a clairvoyant ghoul.”

“I’m part human, too,” Hide protests. He probably shouldn’t say Mom’s name, lest the CCG search for ghouls named Touka

“Let’s listen.” Shirazu smiles. 

Sasaki hasn’t moved. “Uh.”

“Is it that strange that CCG would build a time portal?” Hide protests.

“No,” Iwao says quietly, to Sasaki’s surprise.

“Fine,” says Sasaki, peering at the kid’s blue, familiar hair, “Let’s listen.”

A scenario where Hige feels guilty that she’s still 16-17 and he’s almost 20

“Heard you have a birthday in a few months.” Hakatori grins across the booth. Her fingers latch onto her coffee. 

“Finally, legal adulthood,” Higemaru says dreamily. He pauses. “Wait. But you still have-”

“Two and a half years,” Hakatori confirms.

Higemaru slumps. He can’t…well, dating a minor isn’t exactly a trivial thing. “Does it bother you?”

“No. I’ve been an adult for years.” Hakatori sips her coffee. “It bothers you?”

“Yeah?” Higemaru says weakly. “I just – I don’t want to seem like I’m taking advantage of you!”

“Hige, right now, neither of us are adults. We didn’t start as an adult preying on a kid.” Hakatori rolls her eyes. “You’re overthinking this too much.”

“Okay, okay.” Higemaru wishes he didn’t care what people thought. Well, he’ll do his best to treat her with respect no matter what. Not that he wouldn’t anyways. 

“Besides, your parents approve of me.” Hakatori wiggles her eyebrows. “Kaneki and Touka, Urie and Mutsuki, and your biological parents.”

Higemaru chokes on his coffee. “So I have three sets of parents now?”

“Yup.” Hakatori nudges her foot against his. “And, just so we’re clear, I want them as my parents, too.” 

Higemaru smiles back at her, wondering how he got so lucky. 

Lmao virgin old man Uta. Crank scenario when Kaneki and Touka tell Uta she’s pregnant and him being super awkward yet somehow smooth like “oh uh I’m still a vrigin” and yomo is there for some reason and no one knows what to say so touka blurts out something embarrassing about kaneki

“Thanks for rescuing Yomo,” Touka says. She sits besides Kaneki’s bedside in CCG’s infirmary. Yomo stands behind her. 

Uta waves his hand. “Of course.”

Touka sighs. She still feels awful for leaving Yomo. Although he pushed it. Although he wanted her to run. “I can’t wait until this baby is born and I can return to guarding my old uncle.” 

Kaneki snorts, and Yomo scowls. “Fat chance, kid.”

Uta chokes. “Baby?”

“Yeah.” Touka points at her stomach.

“Kaneki?” Uta’s eyes pop. He doubles over laughing. 

“It’s not funny. It’s beautiful,” Yomo snaps.

“It’s funny because I can’t believe you kids had sex before I managed to seduce someone,” Uta jokes.

Yomo pales. Kaneki sits up, looking more alive – with fright – than he has since Dragon. Touka turns bright red.

“What?” Uta demands.

“Gosh, he’s so much more nonchalant about being a virgin than you were, Kaneki,” Touka says.

“Hey,” Yomo whispers. “Uta, why did you rescue me again?” 

Hi! Do you think you could do a scenario involving Etos human s/o (Itami) finding her after her fight with kaneki and his reaction/worry about her injuries. Thank you and have a nice day/night.

“Eto?” Itami knocks on the door to her room. She’s not returning his calls. And the CCG’s covert activity is all in the news.

“Eto.” His voice grows more urgent.

“Mmmph,” he hears from inside.

“Eto, I’ll kick down the door!”

She chuckles.

Rolling his eyes, Itami lunges at the door. It takes him more kicks than he’d like to admit to knock it open. “Eto.”

He gasps. She lies on her floor, missing most of her lower half. 

Eto!” he screams, rushing to her side. 

“Itami? Oh.” Eto shakes her head. “Sorry you have to see me like this.”

“Don’t be sorry. I just – holy shit, Eto, are you okay?” Itami scoops her off the floor to cradle her in his arms.

“Oh. I’m fine. I’m recovering, see?” Eto wiggles two stub legs.

“That doesn’t look fine,” he growls.

“It will be.” Eto sighs. “Can you make me a bath?”

“Huh?”

“It’s fun to float when you’re missing half your legs.” She winks. “You can join me.”

“I’m not doing anything with you while you’re recovering,” Itami warns, carrying her into her bathroom.

“You’re such a killjoy,” Eto scoffs. “Will you at least kiss me? They say kissing has healing properties.”

Itami struggles to turn on the bathwater, Eto still in his arms. 

“Fine,” he grumbles.

“You know you love me.”

“I do. Preferably in one piece.” 

Ui is afraid of spiders!

“Oh my god, get it away from me!” Ui bursts out, skittering behind Hairu. 

“Huh?” She looks up in puzzlement. “Oh!”

Hairu laughs at the spider gracefully descending from the ceiling. “I think it’s lovely.”

UI shakes his head. “One of you brave ghoul investigators, kill it.” 

“Nah,” says Hirako, leaning back in his chair. “Spiders don’t bother me.” 

“Are you crazy?” Ui hisses.

“I’m a child and you’re the adult,” Shio protests.

“I like it,” says Yusa.

“Ui, save us,” says Rikai.

Hairu rolls her eyes. “How about I capture it and take it outside?”

It’s weird, she thinks, as she coaxes the creature onto a paper towel. She’s showing more mercy to an arachnid than a ghoul.

She waves the captive spider before Ui, who blanches.

“Can we keep him?” Yusa asks.

“NO.” Ui shivers.

Would he shiver at me? Hairu wonders.

She turns to leave, onto to run into Arima. “Say hello to our spy, Arima!”

Arima scrambles back. “Get – it – away!”

Hirako chortles. “We’ve found Arima Kishou’s secret kryptonite!” 

I just found out that Brina Palencia is the English voice of both Touka and Yuno Gasai – so could you write a scenario where they meet (and for the fun of it, Yuno is an One-Eyed Ghoul in this idea)

I don’t know a lot about Future Diary, so I hope this came out okay! And now I want to watch it. o.O 

“Another One-Eyed?” Touka snorts at the pink-haired girl before her, who snaps the scissors she holds. 

“I’m Yuno Gasai.” She was escorted to the tunnels of the 24th ward by Naki. She’s not sure she likes it. 

“Kirishima Touka.” Touka extends her hand. “Do you want coffee?”

“No.” Yuno doesn’t like the bars on the cells. They remind her of what Mom and Dad used to do. “I’m looking for my friend.”

“What’s their name?” Touka asks eagerly. 

“Yukiteru.” Her eyes cool. “I have to save him. From those women.”

Touka feels uneasy. Something about this girl reminds her of Kaneki’s little friend, Mutsuki. “We haven’t seen anyone by that name, but we’ll look for him.” 

She hesitates. She wants to understand Mutsuki, and maybe this girl too. “Why are you looking for him? Tell me about him.”

Yuno looks at her with suspicion.

“I love romance stories,” Touka says lightly, showing off her wedding ring.

Yuno brightens. She’s married. This girl isn’t a threat. “He…he’s the only one…who cares about me. He makes me happy.” 

“Well, I care for you too,” Touka says.

Yuno grins. “He saved me.” He promised I would be his bride. Me, the murderer. 

“My husband saved me, too. And I saved him more than a number of times,” Touka jokes. “I was quite the rampaging hellion when we met.” 

The two ghouls laugh. Yuno feels hopeful. If Touka’s husband doesn’t think she’s crazy, there’s hope for her and Yukiteru, right?

She grabs Touka’s hand. “Be my friend.”

Can you write about a ghoul (any rc type, any Gender etc) suddenly trying to kill Touka because she killed an older sibling of theirs? Like, they have a trap-detachment ability with their kagune and attack the strongest first so they can more easily attack Touka (and to her surprise is stronger than her). They hate this “ghouls and humans working together” thing. Humans killed their parents, a ghoul – Touka killed their older sibling. Then they get talked to and maybe hugged bc they need it etc

Ayaka is thirteen years old. That’s old enough to know that humans and ghouls can’t work together. Her parents were just slaughtered by CCG. And years before, that bitch, the cafe manager, killed her older brother. 

She won’t say his name until she kills Touka. She’ll scream his name before she strikes that ghoul down.

Because her parents being killed by CCG? That she understands. But a ghoul killing ghouls? 

There’s no atonement. They should work with their fellow ghouls, not these shitty humans who will return to slaughtering them as soon as Kaneki is freed.

Goat begins to prepare to advance towards CCG. It’s suicide. 

“You can’t be serious!” Ayaka screams suddenly, stepping forward.

Touka looks back with surprise from her position besides those former CCG officials, those humans.

She flies at Touka, using her detachable ukaku to distract. She nearly strikes her, but that stupid blonde human knocks Touka out of the way. 

The tall human – the half-ghoul, now – pins Ayaka to the ground. “Kid, don’t make me hurt you.”

Hopelessness wells up inside Ayaka. Tears burn her eyes, but she can’t let them fall. “Why?”

Why has she failed again? Why is the world moving on, asking forgiveness for killers before she has had a chance for vengeance? Why has the world forgotten her?

“No one’s forgotten you,” says Touka, and Ayaka cringes. She’s been speaking aloud all this time. 

“You did,” Ayaka accuses. “You killed my brother. Ito Akio. You kicked off his head five years ago.”

Touka blinks. Truth is, she doesn’t remember. But that sounds like her. “I’m so sorry.”

Ito Ayaka…weren’t her parents caught up in CCG’s genocide? Pity stirs in Touka’s heart. 

“Fuck your apologies! I want him back, dammit!” Ayaka pounds the ground like a two-year-old. The half-human still holds her down, and she isn’t strong enough to save herself. “Why are we with humans now? We keep forgiving and giving and giving and there’s almost nothing left! I don’t – I don’t want to move on!”

Touka sighs and steps forward. She reaches a hand across to wipe the tears and dirt off Ayaka’s cheeks. 

“I was a stupid and wrong as a kid, just like you. And I’m sorry about your brother. I wish I could bring him back.” Touka swallows. “But I can’t. All I can do is say that, if you want to honor your brother’s memory, you should aim for a world where kids don’t resort to violence as teens. So there’s never another one like him.”

“I want him back.” 

“Me too,” says Touka, pushing Amon away to grab the girl in an embrace. 

Ayaka tries to pull away, then surrenders to sob on Touka’s shoulder.

“You’re gonna be okay,” Touka tells her. “It’s not okay, but you will be.”

Ayaka looks around with a shudder. She suddenly realizes she may have exposed them by delaying. 

She’s a monster, too. She expects Goat to be disgusted with her display, or hating Touka. 

She sees neither. Just kindness and sympathy, and Yotsume is holding out her hand. Like she has a new family.

Ayaka sobs more, but she allows Goat to continue their march towards CCG, because where else will she go? 

And Amon even offers her a piggyback ride to CCG. 

She hasn’t forgiven, not yet, but someone else has forgiven her. And that gives her inexplicable hope. 

Hakatori meets Hige’s family (like the blood relatives) and is wary of meeting humans

I just love this ship.

“Are you nervous?” Higemaru pulls Hakatori closer so he can plant a kiss on her forehead.

“A little,” she says, her cheeks coloring. “Especially…now.”

Higemaru follows her gaze to the gated mansion he’s always called home. This would be intimidating for anyone, much more a ghoul. 

“I’m sorry,” he says nervously.

“It’s not you’re fault you’re rich,” she scoffs, poking his nose. “I just…I’m a destitute ex-terrorist. And a ghoul.”

“And my girlfriend. The girlfriend I love very much,” Higemaru assures her. “I’ll defend you. I mean, you can defend yourself, but I’d like to try, too.”

“I love you,” says Hakatori, shaking her head. 

“I love you too,” he sings. They stride up the walkway to the door.

“Is this her?” His mother swings open the door. “Hello, dear!”

To Hakatori’s surprise, Higemom rushes outside to embrace her. “I’m so happy to meet you after all the wonderful things Hige’s told me.” 

“Uh, pleasure to meet you too,” says Hakatori uncertainly. 

“Come in, come in.” Higemom gestures for them to follow her. 

Higedad is a tall, mustachioed man sipping whiskey in their kitchen. He nods at Hakatori. “Pleased to meet you, Tomoe.”

“Call me Hakatori,” she says, extending her hand. 

“Of course; it is your nickname.” Higedad shakes her hands without batting an eye at ghoulflesh. Or her black fingernails.

“Can I get you anything to drink? We bought Rc-filled wine,” says Higemom.

“Oh, you didn’t have to.” Hakatori is shocked. They’re…so nice?

“Nonsense. You’re part of the family.” Higemom bustles around, fetching wineglasses.

“Hi.” A pretty woman emerges from the crowd of relatives to extend her hand. “I’m Higemaru’s Aunt Mitsuko.”

“Oh.” Hakatori swallows. The wife of Higemaru’s fireman uncle, the one murdered by Donato Porpora.

“It’s wonderful to see ghouls who are committed and principled like you. I know Hide’s probably told you some things about me, but please don’t think I judge you.” Aunt Mitsuko hugs Hakatori, who is too shocked to return the hug.

Higemaru grins. “See? My family’s great.”

“They are.” Hakatori’s expression grows happier. 

Higemaru squeezes her hand and bends over to whisper in her ear. “Maybe someday soon they’ll be your family, too.”