Can we have a scenario where Eto is alive and laughing her ass off at what Kaneki’s got himself into?

“He’s a dragon. A motherfucking dragon, Dad.” Eto sits outside the container with her father. “It’s kinda interesting, a large worm really. You’d like it.”

She pauses. “Or not. You’d care more about the people he killed.”

She sighs. “He killed kids, Dad. Lots of them. Kinda like a reverse you, sacrificing your own kid for someone else’s. Ha.”

Yoshimura doesn’t even blink. Of course.

She could make another human into an Owl, but why bother? Furuta’s plan, the plan more brutal than she and Arima even dared, is working.

Eto laughs. “I wonder if Touka’s still got the hots for that worm.”

Her phone rings. Nagachika Hideyoshi.

“Knew you’d call,” she snaps as she answers.

“Wanna help us dig out Kaneki?” His voice comes out garbled as usual.

“Not really. I’m too busy spending quality time with my Father.” Eto shrugs.

“That’s too bad. Get your ass in disguise and try.” Hide turns wheedling. “Imagine the taunts you can level at CCG over Arima.”

Eto raises an eyebrow. “I could certainly give them plenty of information to add to his medical records.”

Hide coughs. “Yeah…you could troll CCG and help the world.”

“Now that, my dear, is an excellent plan. Be right there.” Eto hangs up and prepares to leave her apartment.

Oh, the insults she’ll be able to rub in that Marude’s face.

Can you write scenario about Tsukiyama’s human so and his father first meeting? Headcanons about so and Mirumo would be cool too!

Oooooh.

The Tsukiyama mansion looms ahead. You straighten your shoulders and adjust your top with your sweating palms.

“He’ll love you,” Tsukiyama assures you.

“Will he?” You lift your eyes to Tsukiyama’s. “I don’t think he was expected, uh, someone like me.”

“A human? It’ll be a pleasant surprise, that’s all.” Tsukiyama kisses your lips, lingering for just a bit more fun.

“Shuu,” you laugh. “Please don’t make your father hate me already.”

“Pshh. He’ll enjoy that I’m entranced by you, ma chere,” Tsukiyama says with a grin. “Well, shall we?”

You nod, and your boyfriend grabs your hand to lead you into their estate.

Your mouth opens at the ornate rotunda in the mere foyer. Tsukiyama tugs you past the elaborate staircase, into a side room. He hesitates just before crossing the threshold, and you realize he too is nervous and trying to seem brave for your sake.

“Father, I’d like to introduce [Y/N].” Tsukiyama bows slightly. “And, ma chere, this is my father, Mirumo Tsukiyama.”

Mirumo’s eyes widen slightly as he smells your humanity. But he quickly crosses the room to offer you his hand. “Please, dear, call me Mirumo. It’s a pleasure to meet the person who’s delighted my Shuu.”

You laugh with relief. “Thank you, Mirumo.”

“Not scared of ghouls?” Mirumo winks. “You know, I once dated a human, too, but they were too frightened of my intentions once they discovered my true nature. I appreciate the kindness you’ve shown towards Shuu.”

You blink. You shouldn’t be surprised Mirumo would offer such personal information, because after all, this is Tsukiyama’s dad. But still. “Well, of course. I care deeply about Shuu, for whatever and whoever he is.”

Tsukiyama brightens. Dating you is going to be an excellent adventure, especially now that Father is comfortable with it.

masanori kidnaps oscar the otter

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

“Masanori, what is this?” Hairu holds up a brilliantly fluffy, well-loved animal her son has hidden under his bed.

“Nothing,” Masanori says evasively.

“It looks like Brooke’s missing toy.”

Masanori pouts. “It’s not.”

“Masanori, are you lying?” Ui asks sternly, coming up behind Hairu.

Their child squeaks. “Yes.”

“Well, at least you admit it.” Ui sighs. “Hairu, can you call Brooke?”

“But I like otters! I wanna cuddle it!” Masanori grabs the animal.

“We can get you your own otter,” Hairu assures him. “But we don’t steal, Masanori.”

“Why?” Masanori frowns. “I wanted it more.”

“Are you sure?” Ui asks slowly. He’s never had someone ask why stealing is wrong before. He just assumed everyone knew that.

“Yes.” Masanori sticks out his lip.

Ui chuckles. “Then…then you could have asked Brooke. I’m sure she’d let you borrow it, but without asking she thought he’d vanished and she was very worried.”

“Oh.” Masanori looks concerned, to Ui’s relief. Maybe he is breaking through, after all.

Kids. They make him continually question morality.

Can Itami meet Niji? I feel like they’d have some cute time //And he’d be super protective

“Hey, kid.” Itami watches to make sure the bullies have scattered. “I’m not gonna hurt you.”

He was on his way to meet Eto when he came across the scene. Three older kids beating up a young boy, calling him slurs. And then the boy stumbled, and Itami noticed his kakugan form.

So he meddled, CCG briefcase still in hand. Eto would be proud.

The kid flinches.

“Really. I know I’m CCG, but I won’t turn you in.” Itami holds out his hand. “What’s your name?”

“You can call me Niji.” The kid’s voice is more feminine than Itami expected, so he wonders if he’s misjudged their gender. Maybe that’s why those idiots beat her up.

“I’m Itami, Niji. It’s good to meet you.” Itami hands her a business card with his name on it. “Run along home now, but please be careful about showing your kakugans. Some of my colleagues are, er, unkind.”

“You’re not going to kill me? Isn’t that against the law?” Niji crosses her arms.

Itami winks. “I won’t tell if you won’t.”

The kid smiles slightly. “Thank you.”

She steps forward, as if she wants to hug him, but instead runs away.

He doesn’t blame her. He wouldn’t trust him if he were a ghoul. He’s grateful Eto does.

Speaking of, he’s late. Itami opens his phone to reveal nearly thirty text messages from SpicyMint Girlfriend.

Can I get a sick day Clown scenario? I’m a bit under the weather. Thank you!

Awwww feel better soon. ❤ ❤ ❤

“I’m positively dying,” Itori complains, flopping onto her sofa.

“Itori, you have a cold,” Souta says, crossing his arms. “I don’t feel bad for you.”

“Uta, he’s being mean to me,” whines Itori.

“There, there, it’s okay.” Roma holds out a glass of water, and Nico begins to braid Itori’s hair.

“See, they’re nice, brat,” Itori mumbles to Souta. He merely laughs, until Uta glares at him.

“Okay, okay. I’ll stop.” He holds up his hands.

“Do you want me to administer last rites?” Donato asks dryly.

“There are two types of people,” Nico sings, pointing to Souta and Donato.

“See, the clowns can even make a cold fun.” Uta pats Itori’s shoulder.

“I hope Souta gets it next.”

“I’m sticking far across the room, dear.” Souta scoots into the corner.

“Let’s watch a horror movie.” Roma grins as Itori perks up.

They settle in, and Itori’s mind forgets she feels like death the entire time.

“Good choice,” Nico tries to say, but her throat is scratchy. She frowns.

“And you thought I was being stupid!” Souta yells.

“I still do,” Nico whispers. Shit. She’s really sick, isn’t she.

“Uta, I’m going to request you make us all plague masks,” Donato mutters.

What about single parent Uta and his kid is a quiet little geeky thing who looks up to and loves their weird badass dad and wants to be just like him but, nah, too shy.

This went in an more angsty direction than originally intended. O__O

“Dad?”

Uta turns towards the door where his beloved child usually sleep. But even though it’s the earliest hour of the morning, right now they peek out at him.

“Hey there,” he says, bustling closer. “Did I wake you?”

“No, I was just waiting for you to get home.” They squint up at their father’s face, because of course they can’t see him clearly without their glasses. They giggle. “I like your suit.”

Uta smooths his striped coat and zebra-patterned pants. “Thank you, dear.”

“Can I have a glass of water?”

“I’ll even let you have an eye as a snack. Midnight snacking is a thing,” Uta says, ruffling their hair. He hears their feet padding after him to the kitchen and hopes they don’t ask him more about his day. He loves being in the thick of things, in the middle of an Aogiri raid on a CCG raid of the auction he hosted, but he always feels empty afterwards.

But this child right here, he muses as he hands them a green eye – their favorite kind – they’re not exciting. They’re gentle and sweet and kind and dorky.

“Thanks, Dad.” They smile and lean into their father. “When I grow up, I’m gonna stay out late and be just like you.”

Uta can’t help but wonder if his victims tonight, if they felt this way once. “[Name], be just like yourself instead. You’re enough.”

He holds them close, and in this moment he feels closer to full than he’s felt in any battle.

Uta, Shuu, Yomo find baby photos of their s/o

Uta

– He’s fascinated. Ghouls don’t usually keep baby albums, so this is a first for him.

– Has fun flipping through your album. He laughs at some of your crazier dress-up photos, and he’ll definitely tease you for days.

– “Who would have guessed this rambunctious kid would grow into such an amazing adult?”

– You start, because Uta doesn’t get sentimental often. So you kiss him slowly to remind him how amazing you think he is.

Tsukiyama Shuu

– He squeals the moment he finds your photo.

– dances around, clutching it to his heart and singing about how ADORABLE you were while you beg him to just let you see which one it is!

– like, you’re so adorable he “should marry you right now.”

Yomo Renji

– regards your silly photo silently as his finger traces over it, thoughtful as ever.

– “You were a cute kid. You’re even cuter now.”

– You give him the photo, and he regrets that he has no baby photos to give you.

– “It’s okay,” you tell him, “we can make our own baby photos.”

– It takes a moment for the words to register, and then he blushes fiercely.

hirako’s reaction to yusa’s crush on marie?

From @koyuki-tan’s “Peace Sign.”

Hirako rubs a hand across his face. He is not prepared to deal with romance when the kids are still so young.

His kids. They’re practically his children. They can’t be developing crushes and feelings.

Hirako grabs his Shiba and pulls it against his chest. He buries his face in its fluff to muffle his moan.

“I don’t want to teach them about love, pupper. I’ve never had it – except you, I love you, of course,” Hirako assures the dog.

Look at him. He’s crazy. Talking to a dog.

The next day, Hirako gently prods Yusa until the kid confesses his feelings.

“I know, Yusa,” Hirako says with a grin. “We can formulate a plan, if you wish.”

Yusa’s eyes brighten. “Really?”

An adult will help him? He’ll definitely be successful now, right?

He stares across the room, where Marie stands with her fellow beta-Quinxes. Excitement blooms in his heart.

“Let’s get started.”

ryoichi meets ui for the first time and ui is protective over his sister

From @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

Ui glowers at this redheaded ghoul whose arm is casually draped around his sister. “Who are you?”

“Ryoichi.”

“Do you have another name?” Ui winces. Wait. Not all ghouls do. He didn’t mean to be a complete asshole, just a mild one.

“Ryoichi Takeo,” Koharu says, smiling at her boyfriend. He brushes his lips against her forehead, and Ui growls.

“Koharu!” Hairu bounds outside, baby Masanori on her hip, waving them both in. “Welcome!”

“Thanks!” Koharu scampers towards her nephew.

“Just a second,” Ui whispers in Ryiochi’s ear.

“Yeah?” Ryoichi grins. He can tell he’s pissing this brother off, but since all of Koharu’s stories involve her pissing him off, he’s honestly not sure how else to interact with Brother-Stick-In-The-Mud.

“If you – if you try to eat her – I – I will make sure you die slowly and painfully. I’ll eat you,” Ui seethes.

Ryoichi’s eyes widen. Just slightly.

“Ui, I swear to God, if you actually said that eating line,” Hairu breaks in. “I’ll…I’ll take up smoking.”

Ui whimpers. “But I gave up cigarettes.”

“I didn’t,” Hairu says sweetly. “Shall I test your resolve?”

“No,” he says quickly. “Fine, fine, any wild friend of my sister’s is welcome.”

“We’re more than friends,” Koharu says. Ryoichi’s face turns as red as his hair.

Good, Ui thinks with another obligatory glare.

Hi! So could you do a scenario were Eto consoles Itami after he investigated and exterminated a group of young ghouls, and he is having nightmares about it. Thank you and thanks for doing my asks I appreciate it (you do a great job!) have a great day/night.

“Wake up, scaredy-cat.” Eto pokes Itami in the nose, over and over and over, until her whimpering boyfriend awakens.

“What happened at work today?” Eto wipes sweat from his brow. She licks her fingers. “You’re quite salty.”

“Eto, why are you like this,” Itami grumbles.

“’Cause I am,” she sings, perching on his chest. “Now talk to me.”

He closes his eyes. “I…had to exterminate more ghouls today.”

“Of course you did.” Eto sighs.

“They were young, Eto. Not even adults.” Itami wipes the tears leaking out of his eyes. “It’s so wrong.”

“Amen to that.” Eto scowls. She’d like to take those Washuus and turn them into humanburger meat.

“And I went along with it.”

“Well, you have to, for Aogiri’s sake. We need you in CCG.” Eto pauses. “But I do understand if you don’t want to. We can…we can work it out if you decide to leave.”

Itami goggles at his girlfriend. Eto has never given anyone the option of abandoning a mission before. “Eto…”

“I care about you,” she answers, bending down to kiss his lips.

“I’ll stay,” he whispers. “But…you may have to listen to a lot more of this.”

“I’m fine with that.” Eto kisses him with ferocity.