How do you think Fruit-chan lost his virginity? (•̀⌄•́)

– I suspect…he stayed a virgin for quite a while. He was waiting for Rize, you see.

– once he realized Rize was dating other young men, and seemed to have forgotten him, he probably went straight to a club and seduced a random woman. A rash act of petty vengeance. 

– He then probably explored his sexuality in a variety of ways, many of which were probably not healthy. Many more ways were not kind, to himself or his partner (see: Ami).

– Frankly I see him using sex to cope. :/ 

– I do not, however, think he would ever visit a prostitute or a brothel. Too many similarities to the garden.  

Can I ask for some Furuta cuddling HC? I absolutely love your blog <3

I absolutely love *you*. ❤

– Furuta is a surprisingly needy cuddler. He pulls you close, squeezes you until breathing is difficult, and buries his face in your shoulder.

– Still, due to his drive to maintain his clownish persona, Furuta will never initiate cuddling. You must. 

– Furuta sings “love attack!” whenever you grab him for a cuddle session.

– On a few occasions, Furuta may bury his head in your chest instead. This will inevitably give way to more…nsfw actions.

– Furuta buries his face in your shoulder partially to feel close to you, partially to cover up how his eyes mist over upon being held.

– Furuta most needs cuddles in the middle of the night. He’ll dream of the garden or the dreams he’s given up, and wake up unwilling to sleep again. Cuddles at these times are most appreciated, though he’ll never wake you for them. 

Which characters view kissing as more romantic than sexual, and which ones view it as more sexual than romantic?

Romantic –

Kaneki Ken, Yoshimura Kuzen, Yomo Renji, Kosaka Yoriko, Fueguchi Hinami, Karren von Rosewald, Chie Hori, Hoito Roma, Rio/Shikorae, Noro, Naki, Banjou Kazuichi, Amon Koutarou, Takizawa Seidou, Mado Kureo, Houji Kousuke, Kuriowa Takeomi, Shinohara Yukinori, Ihei Hairu, Ui Koori, Arima Kishou, Hirako Take, Suzuya Juuzou, Hanbee Abara, Miyuki Mikage, Yonebayashi Saiko, Shirazu Ginshi, Urie Kuki, Aura Shinsanpei

Sexual –

Nagachika Hideyoshi, Kamishiro Rize, Kirishima Touka, Koma Enji, Irimi Kaya, Nishiki Nishio, Nishino Kimi, Tsukiyama Shuu, Matsumae, Tsukiyama Mirumo, Uta, Itori, Nico, Furuta Nimura, Donato Porpora, Kirishima Ayato,Yamori, Eto Yoshimura, Tatara, Miza Kusakari, Hakatori/Yumitsu Tomoe, Mado Akira, Marude Itsuki, Washuu Yoshitoki, Washuu Matsuri, Washuu Tsuneyoshi, Kuriowa Iwao, Aura Kiyoko, Tanakamaru Mougan, Itou Kuramoto, Kurona Yashuhisa, Keijin Nakarai, Mizurou Tamaki, Mutsuki Tooru, Hsaio Ching-Li, Higemaru Touma

What if Iyo and Nico met and fell in love?

YES. 

THIS.

I STAN THIS.

– They meet when Iyo seeks out Helter Skelter to meet people in a ghoul-friendly environment.

– Intrigued by Nico’s philosophy on beauty, Iyo orders her a drink. That’s when Nico feels flutters in her heart.

– They have a dance contest. Iyo is fantastic at dancing in proper, ballroom style. Nico is wild and crazy, but fantastic in her own way. They decide to marry their two styles, and leave together for a long walk.

– They meet up the next day and confess their feelings.

– Iyo is a bit insecure after marrying a guy who wasn’t attracted to her, so Nico provides plenty of praise.

– Nico is a bit insecure from the guys who have hurt her before, so Iyo is gentle and comforting when needed.

– They occasionally hold each other and cry about pain from their past relationships.

– Iyo joins the clowns as a slightly calming influence. 

– Matsuri once ran into his ex-wife and Nico in a gay bar. They all wound up buying each other drinks and chatting amicably, and in the end, he told Iyo he was happy she found someone to love.

WAT?! ITORI LOVED UTA ALL THIS TIME BUT WE ONLY LEARN OF THIS NOW?! wtf. being a clown is suffering. and all of them went back to their lives just like that? so, it didn’t matter how much damage the clowns caused in the end??? BRING BACK MAH BOI FURUTA TO THIS RESSURECTION PARTY AS WELL THEN. I’M STILL IN DENIAL ABOUT HIM.

YOU KNOW NICO DID NOT LET HER GIRL ITORI SUFFER ALONE.

(shhhhh, Furuta didn’t die, what are you talking about? I’m right here). 

Okay, since we are never getting their reactions on canon, how did the CCG characters react to the news that the Washu ate all dead investigator so all their graves are actually empty and have always been?

Amon Koutarou – sick inside for Mado

Takizawa Seidou – he’s not surprised, just disappointed

Mado Akira – everything she ever knew was a lie, over and over and over

Marude Itsuki – wishes Yoshitoki were around so he could ask him why, so he could understand the whole story

Washuu Matsuri – apologizes

Kuriowa Takeomi – Trying not to vomit

Kuriowa Iwao – infuriated

Aura Kiyoko – invigorated to help Marude with reforms 

Tanakamaru Mougan – he breaks down mentally and soon joins the monastery  

Shinohara Yukinori – glad he didn’t die

Itou Kuramoto – pretends he’s fine. Goes off to cry alone. 

Ui Koori – He thought CCG couldn’t sink any lower, but he was wrong

Take Hirako – feels guilty for leaving Arima’s body there 

Arima Yusa – sorrow

Suzuya Juuzou – in the end, was CCG better than the restaurant? 

Keijin Nakarai – punches a wall

Hanbee Abara – wraps his arms around Suzuya to comfort

Miyuki Mikage – would aliens have been so cruel?

Mizurou Tamaki – there’s no jokes to be had.

Yonebayashi Saiko – this is the moment she finally gives up on Shirazu being resurrected. it’s agonizing. 

Urie Kuki – my father. my father? *accepts hugs from Takeomi* 

Mutsuki Tooru – if CCG is as grotesque as he, yet it is being changed, he can hope for himself. 

Hsaio Ching-Li – extra determined to find Shirazu’s remains, even though she didn’t really know him, for the three original Quinx. 

Aura Shinsanpei – bows his head. A single tear is released.

Higemaru Touma – he’s suspected CCG did something with bodies from studying their history, but the truth staggers him

Can you write about Mizurou and Hooguro’s wives?

I’m so proud of you for jumping on Hooguro’s immense story potential already. This fandom is amazing.

Hoogurowaifu

– She dove in front of a ghoul about to be killed by a vengeful human (who had become a serial killer hunting down innocent ghouls), and Hooguro saved her.

– He was immediately impressed by her quick-thinking and compassion; she, by his bravery. They both caught their breath looking at each other, and their lives were never the same. 

– She’s an acquaintance of Tsukiyama, having run in the same opulent business family circles. 

– She abandoned her rich, powerful family for Hooguro. They married ghoul-style mostly because she and he both wanted it, but also – her family would have prevented them from a human marriage license. 

– She loves animals. She and Hooguro have a small zoo in their apartment, alongside baby Warai.

Mizurouwaifu

– She works for the TSC.

– Her name is Ayase Michiko. I can picture no one else but the OC from @koyuki-tan

– She and Mizurou have a daughter named Mizuki, and all of Suzuya Squad takes care of her. 

– She is practical, with impractical quirks – she hates her glasses despite seeing better, daydreams about stars, etc. 

– She and Mizurou balance each other quite nicely with their humor. 

Can I request headcanons for mutsuki transitioning(hormones,surgery,etc.)?

– As soon as the Quinx know Mutsuki wants to transition, they make sure to hire a proper (read: not CCG) doctor.

– The Quinx are supportive all the way, as is Kaneki. 

– Touka remains the only one, however, to punch a transphobic CCG agent in the face. Urie will remain forever bitter that he didn’t beat Touka to the punch…pun intended. 

– If the hormones take getting used to, Mutsuki tries to be patient with himself and realizes it’s okay to rely on his family. 

– After top surgery, Mucchy is thrilled to no longer need a binder. Saiko and Hsaio organize a binder and bra burning party. (No one asks Higemaru why he brought a lacy red one to burn, and it’s quite possible this was the flustered Aura’s first time even seeing a bra).

– Tsukiyama decides it’s important for Mutsuki to dress like a stylish man. 

– Mutsuki’s favorite part about his hysterectomy is no more periods, and frankly, Saiko and Hsaio are a little jealous of that part. 

– Does Urie reassure Mutsuki he’s still handsome through it all? Yes, yes he does. 

As I’m on my time of month having super bad cramps, here’s an idea: some ccg members of your choice are fighting an SS rated female ghoul, and when she pauses for breath, she gets stabbed brutally in the stomach. While on the floor, she starts laughing and healing, and laughs to them that she’s had period cramps worse than this(!)

As someone who currently relates to your situation, this is hilarious.

“Over there!” Ui pointed towards the SS-rated Lily, so named for the spider lilies that decorated her ornate mask.

She was surprisingly small, but powerful. A good lesson for the Squad Zero kids. So long as Ui, Hairu, and Hirako could keep them alive.

Hirako swiped around the corner, trapping the Lily’s escape.

She backflipped over a railing and soared down the stairs. Hairu and the kids followed without a second thought.

“Be careful!” Ui yelled.

At the end of the stairs, the Lily bent over and gasped slightly.

She barely had time to dodge Hairu’s swing, before falling into Yusa’s sword quinque.

“Ack,” she gasped, collapsing to the floor.

Hairu eyed her with suspicion. She’s calling bullshit. There’s no way an SS ghoul would go down that easily.

“Don’t take your quinques off her,” she orders.

“Kid, I’ve had period cramps worse than this,” laughs the Lily.

“What’s that?” Shio is confused.

“Does CCG teach you nothing, kid?” She moans as her stomach begins to heal.

“Not now!” Hairu knocks the kids out of the way as the Lily uses her ukaku to soar to a window far above them. 

“Gotta thank you. You’ve given my muscles something else to think about besides their lack of pregnancy,” mocks the ghoul before vanishing.   

“Huh?” Ui and Hirako finally reach them. 

Despite the ghoul’s apparent escape, Hairu looks amused. Rikai looks embarrassed, and Shio and Yusa just look confused. 

“She escaped?”

“We have bigger problems,” Hairu said. 

“Is this something about puberty?” Shio looks to the adults.

Ui squeaks as Hairu nods. 

“What did she say?” Hirako asks, already planning on forcing Arima to answer it later.