There isn’t enough love for Itori out there, so may I request she confesses to Uta abd get her hppy ending? Because SHE DAMN WELL DESERVES IT!

Itori deserves the world.

Touka sidles up to Itori. Renji and Uta are snarking off to each other as usual, as Itori sits at the cafe counter with a dreamy expression on her face. 

Touka leans in Itori’s ear. “You should just ask him if he’s a virgin.”

Itori turns her gaze to Touka. “Touka-chan, what are you talking about?”

“You love Uta, right? That’s how I got Kaneki.” Touka wiggles her eyebrows as she pats her protruding stomach.

Itori is never one to feel abashed, but – Touka? Touka, whom she met when Touka was still a child? “Eh…Um…”

Itori clears her throat. “I know damn well he isn’t.”

“Ask.” Touka pouts. “Don’t upset a pregnant lady.”

“When did you get manipulative, you subtle-as-a-sledgehammer ghoul?” Itori sticks out her tongue. But she does rise and sidle up to Uta.

What the hell, right?

She drapes an arm around his shoulders. “Hey, Uta-kun, are you a virgin?”

“Wait…” Uta looks confused, and Renji apoplectic. Fortunately for Itori, Touka guides her uncle away with a satisfied smirk on her face.

“Why are you asking that, and didn’t you catch me with -”

“Shut up.” Itori presses her lips against his.

Uta’s eyes nearly fall out of their sockets. “I see. So that’s how it is.” 

He nearly tackles her in a full-mouth kiss. “How long have you been waiting to tell me?”

“Probably half as long as you, Uta!” Touka calls over. 

He chuckles. “Maybe.” 

“Really?” Itori grins.

“Really.” Uta spins Itori around and kisses her again. 

Do you think Juuzou likes to cross dress if he had a boy friend. I have a feeling he still has his Auction Raid outfit in his closet still.

Absolutely

Juuzou probably doesn’t care about society’s silly “boy vs. girl” dichotomy. He loves dresses and finds skirts comfortable. 

The fact that his boyfriend loves it makes Juuzou all the more willing to cross-dress. 

Once, they decided to infiltrate a homophobic group suspected of murdering a ghoul. They befriended them, while Suzuya was dressed like a girl. They never suspected until Suzuya arrested the murderer and revealed his true identity. 

The good thing was that some of the group, after knowing Juuzou and his boyfriend, began to rethink their positions. 🙂 

Why did Uta remove his tattoos HCs?

– There’s only one reason: Yomo hates them.

– Uta, however, being the drama queen that he is, probably responded to Yomo’s discomfort with his tattoo by luring his boyfriend in with a promise to remove them.

– “Okay…” Yomo says, slowly, waiting for the punchline.

– The punchline is Uta probably then chopped off his own arms and let them grow back as “removal.”

– Yomo is horrified and says it doesn’t matter that much.

– Uta: “I know. I just want to force you to take care of me.”

– Yomo turns to stomp away, but then Uta calls out and asks if he’s really going to leave him to Itori’s caretaking. 

– And that’s how Yomo spent a week nursing Uta in bed. 

We now know the official name of Pleasure-chan is Ichika! Her bio came out with an illustration in the final volume! She’s a natural one-eyed ghoul, can eat normal food, she likes apples and Yoriko’s bread and she’s almost 6! Can we have some more headcanons about Ichika-chan?

I A M S C R E A M I N G Ichika is the PERFECT name!

– Ichika loves to play as a witch. She runs around offering Princess Touka and Prince Kaneki a magic apple.

– Yoriko named one of her specialty breads after Ichika.

– Tsukiyama definitely gives her a single flower every time he sees her. Yes, every time.

–  Her favorite type of apple is green. She was eating one when she first remembers meeting Mutsuki, and ran towards him yelling about how his hair was the same color as her apple. Since then, he always brings her a green apple.

– Ichika wants to learn science. Nishiki sets up fun little experiments with her, and she has shadowed Kimi around her lab for a day.

– Saiko has dutifully converted Ichika into a video-game and manga fiend. 

– Her first meeting with Marude will live in infamy. She was four when he was invited to their cafe for a meeting. But Ichika had crawled into the cabinets. She leapt out to surprise her dad, but wound up grabbing Marude instead. 

– Suzuya once collaborated with Yoriko and Mutsuki to build her a candied-apple bread. 

How do the canon/basically canon ships partners react to getting told by their significant other to kiss them? (add fururize in there too bc I’m still said over my fruit boy)

Touken – Touka melts inside and takes her time; Kaneki frantically acquiesces.  

Akiramon – Amon sweeps Akira in his arms and gives her a long, lingering kiss; Akira tackles him first. 

Ayahina – Ayato asks if she’s sure and blushes; Hinami gives Ayato the longest, sweetest look of his life before rewarding him.

Utaren – Uta gives Yomo a teasing peck; Yomo basically gives Uta full mouth-to-mouth. 

Mutsurie – Mutsuki is excited but nervous; Urie involuntarily shivers with amazement. 

Nakimiza – Naki adds lots of sound effects and laughter; Miza kisses him with full seduction-mode. 

Takeomi/Yoriko – Takeomi bows and states how honored he is; Yoriko still turns bright pink. 

Tsukikana – Tsukiyama pulls out the rose he’s been keeping in his pocket and says “but of course, ma chere!”; Karren leaps atop him. 

Uihai – Ui gasps and momentarily freezes; Hairu takes a bite of melon bun to tease him first. 

Fururize – Furuta squeals and dies of happiness; Rize bites his lips like they’re food. 

Takirona – Seidou catches his breath in wonder; Kurona responds with “I was wondering when you’d ask.”

(sorry I’m never giving up Mutsurie haha). 

Idk if you remember but one time you wrote something about how Irimi and Koma got married and had a baby daughter? What happened to her now that her parents are gone?

Wow, you’re just…cruel…aren’t you… *runs off sobbing*

jk i love you and this ask. ❤

– She’s being cared for by Yomo Renji, a close friend of her parents’. 

– He also ensured there was a proper burial for them. 

– She’s a good older cousin to Pleasure-chan and all of the Nakimiza brood.

– She once asked Yomo if they could adopt a doberman, and he may have cried.

– and then acquiesced. Uta had to move in to help care for the puppy, though.

– The irimikoma daughter is determined to one day be like Uncle Shuu and help work for the TSC. She’s gonna do her parents proud. 

Approximately with how many people do you think Furuta has had sex with? And do you think it is possible that he is attracted to both females and males? As Souta he did say that good looking men are fine too after all,but he also called Matsuri homo.Also Furuta’s mannerisms and his body language is a bit queer like? You could say he is clownish or just childish instead but still…

😉

Hehe…

How many? I don’t know, but double-digits probably. I headcanon that he’s drowned his sorrows over Rize in cheap sex. Though, probably due to his mother’s situation, he has never paid for sex because he does want them to want him. 

I do think Furuta has, at the very least, flirted with men and finds them attractive. So I’d like to think he’s bisexual. As for ‘homo,’ I suspect he’s so caught in his toxic masculinity that he is either in complete denial, or more likely, hates himself after flirting or physical encounters. 

Nobody can convince me that Pleasure-chan and Shiroi Kusakari aren’t besties. Some hcs?

This must be canon. 

– Shiroi is a bit more mischievous than Pleasure. He’s always figuring out ways to sneak onto the roof or steal treats.

– Unfortunately, Pleasure-chan once tried to impress him by devising her own plan: stealing all the coffee and drinking it. Touken and Nakimiza had a rough evening with very, very hyper children.

– Does Tsukiyama join the mischievous duo in their misdeeds? Absolutely.

– Shiroi has already asked her to marry him when they’re older. For a ring, he gave her a band of grass twisted into a circle. 

– Pleasure-chan and Shiroi have sleepovers at least once a month. 

– She’s went to him for advice on how to be a good big sibling as soon as she found out she was getting one. 

Some hcs for how Yoriko/Takeomi, nakimiza, fururize, and maybe tsukikana are with their baby who won’t stop crying at 2am?

Yoriko/Takeomi (they don’t get enough love!)

– Takeomi is rocking their child and offering silent prayers.

– Yoriko is in the kitchen brewing coffee/texting Touka for more advice. It’s gonna be a long night.

– Takeomi confesses this is harder than fighting ghouls, and they should be promoted to special class for this.

Nakimiza

– Naki is terrified, but covers the kid in kisses.

– Miza checks all the books to see if the baby is teething or has something medically wrong.

– When she’s satisfied the kid is healthy, they take turns cuddling the baby until it sleeps. 

Fururize

– Furuta is crying as hard as his kid.  “Please, I’m begging you, tiny demon, go the hell to sleep.” 

– He’s trying to quiet the baby so Rize can get some sleep, and failing miserably.

– Finally, Rize awakens. She marches straight in, declares the kid hungry, and sure enough, after bottle-feeding, their kid is calm again.

Tsukikana

– Like Furuta, Tsukiyama is also sobbing, but that’s because he doesn’t know what is wrong with his baby and wishes he could help.

– Karren decides to sing a German lullaby. She and Shuu take turns serenading their child in different languages. 

– As soon as the baby sleeps, Shuu asks her if she wants to make another.