Oh dear.
I have five favorites:
Mutsuki Tooru
I would try to be best friends with Mutsuki. We’d talk about family trauma and mental illness. I’d probably encourage him to pursue a relationship with Urie. And share lots of hugs.
Suzuya Juuzou
We would also be good friends. And candy buddies. I might suggest Hanbee has a crush on him. I would never look at him with disgust. Because he is special and good the way he is.
Karren von Rosewald
Oh I would want to be her BEST friend, though she might be annoyed if I take up time from Shuu. But I’d ship her and Shuu really hard, so maybe she’d be okay getting encouragement. And I’d give her tips on dealing with a depressed friend, as someone with depression.
Yomo Renji
Meep. We are kinda alike in our stoic facade, and I personally consider him one of the wisest characters in TG. I would love to frequent his coffee shop and if he chose to further his relationship with Uta, I’d be thrilled. But I’m also weak enough that if he turned his attentions towards me I would be honored and gladly live my entire life by his side.
Furuta Nimura
Well shit. It honestly depends on if I met him through working with Goat, or if I met him through CCG. In the former, we’d probably never be friends, though I’d try to suggest Kaneki not kill Furuta as Furuta wishes. In the latter, I’d probably maneuver myself to have alone times with him, during which I call him out on everything I know. This may result in my imminent death. But maybe someone showing him empathy and giving him a hug would help change his perspective. Even just a smidge. At least he’d have someone who cared whether he lived or died.
I’d love to be more than friends if he actually tried for redemption. I’m not here for misogyny, though, so we’d have to see how healthy it was.