Tag: tokyo ghoul headcanons

Headcanons for the friendship between Itori, Uta, x Yomo

– Itori has been secretly shipping Utaren for years, since she first saw them interact.

– Itori will occasionally wax poetic about girl problems to make Yomo uncomfortable. Uta is not bothered in the least. 

– One time Itori convinced Yomo they should throw a surprise birthday party for Uta. They totally thought they kept it a secret, but Uta knew from the guilty expression on Yomo’s face.

– When Yomo gets really drunk, he is convinced he can sing. He can’t, but Itori can, and she’s all too willing to declare them the Yomotori band and hand him the nearest microphone.

– Uta has adopted “responsible adult” duties for the two of their drunk asses on more than one occasion. Basically, he guides them home, making sure Yomo doesn’t steal anything or graffiti ARIMA SUCKZ on CCG’s facade, and making sure Itori doesn’t strip or try to crash the ghoul restaurant for the 1000th time.

– There was one time Uta got drunk. He said nonsensical things that scared both Itori and Yomo, things about a one-eyed king and over 100 years old.

– If you want to be listened to, you go to Yomo. If you want to problem solve your troubles, seek out Uta. If you want to forget your troubles, hit up Itori. 

Niji is a rainbow princess

She is, and for her birthday Tsukiyama buys her a kit of rainbow hair dyes. He spends the entire day helping her dye her hair appropriately.

Kaneki and Touka (meaning Touka) buy her makeup. 

Naki makes sure she wakes up in a sea of glitter.

Nishiki teaches her the science behind rainbows and gives her a prism as a present. 

Irimi and Koma buy her a dress.

Shio, Rikai, and Yusa make her a flower crown. 

She’s never had a birthday party like the one spent in hiding in the 24th ward, surrounded by people who love and accept her. 

Aogiri reactions to Up

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Yoshimura Eto – laughs hysterically throughout the first 10 minutes. Not because she really finds it funny, but because she doesn’t want to cry.

Noro – came alive again to cry.

Tatara – stared at a wall wiping his tears for an hour afterwards.

Kirishima Ayato – claims it is a stupid movie, but secretly rewatches it over and over.

Fueguchi Hinami – You will find her collapsed on the floor, gut-wrenching sobs emanating from her body. You will then find her arms around you as she sobs about the beauty of life. 

Yamori – gets angry because it was too good.

Naki – tries to convince Miza to make a house upheld by balloons with him.

Miza Kusakari – nicknames the dog “Naki.”

Takizawa Seidou – babbles hysterically about how he wants to be happy again like Carl. 

Suzuhan???

– Hanbee is the fashionista of the two. He picks out all of Suzuya’s dark, pretty outfits.

– Suzuya sometimes swings from the fan in their ceiling so he can surprise attack Hanbee. 

– Suzuya frequently tackles Hanbee, demanding cuddles. Hanbee happily obliges.

– Shinohara’s family is very supportive of their relationship. Hanbee teared up when Shinohara’s wife told him that Mr. Shinohara would have loved him for making Juuzou so happy.

– Hanbee has a habit of talking in his sleep, which Suzuya has filmed more than once, to his Squad’s delight. Well, his Squad except Hanbee. 

– Suzuya often falls asleep in Hanbee’s arms. Hanbee adores this. The first time it happened, he cried with joy.

– Suzuya loves playing with Hanbee’s hair. 

would you fuck your clone tg re edition

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Kaneki Ken – No, my clone makes me sad.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – It’d be fun.

Kamishiro Rize – Yes please. 

Kirishima Touka – I’d rather fuck Kaneki. 

Koma Enji – Ab-sol-ute-ly!

Irimi Kaya – I’m sorry, did you say something?

Yomo Renji – No way. 

Kosaka Yoriko – No? 

Hinami Feuguchi – Uh…ummmmmm…

Nishiki Nishio – I’d rather fuck Kimi.

Nishino Kimi – I’d do it for science. 

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – I’d do it while eating myself. 

Karren von Rosewald – If I could pretend it was Master Shuu.

Matsumae – Nah.

Mirumo – 100x yes.

Chie Hori – No.

Clowns

Uta – I’ve already done it. Kagune clone. 

Itori – Hell yeah. I’m hot. 

Hoito Roma – *giggles* obviously

Nimura Furuta – My answer is a resounding yes. 

Rio/Shikorae – ?!

Nico – It’d be so tragic, since you couldn’t be in love with yourself…

Donato Porpora – Technically, that’s not against the Bible…

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – I’m gonna decline to answer this

Tatara – What is wrong with you people

Yoshimura Eto – Never say never

Noro – Why am I alive.

Miza Kusakari – Yep.

Naki – Huh?

Yumitsu Tomoe/Hakatori – Probably

Banjou Kazuichi – I’m scared and my answer is no.

CCG

Amon Koutarou – Amon.exe has ceased to function

Takizawa Seidou – No, because I hate myself. 

Mado Akira – I’d rather fuck a kakuja ghoul. 

Houji Kousuke- Shh don’t tell. 

Marude Itsuki – Hell no. 

Washuu Yoshitoki – Hell yes. 

Washuu Matsuri – No. Give me Urie. 

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – Over and over.

Kuriowa Takeomi – Uh – uh – n – no?

Kuriowa Iwao – Nope.

Aura Kiyoko – I’m not even dignifying that with a response. 

Tanakamaru Mougan – I wish. 

Itou Kuramoto – Tee-hee. Yes. 

Kurona Yasuhisa – I used to have a clone. My identical twin. Sometimes I can still hear her voice…

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Probably

Arima Kishou – Did Eto send you to ask this?

Ui Koori – It’s unethical. 

Take Hirako – Who can say?

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Why not?

Keijin Nakarai – I’d rather have someone else interested in me besides me. 

Hanbee Abara – Nooooooo.

Miyuki Mikage – OMG YES. 

Mizurou Tamaki – Possibly. 

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – hahahaha of course. 

Shirazu Ginshi – Why the fuck are you asking this? 

Urie Kuki – indubitably. 

Mutsuki Tooru – I’m grotesque 😦 

Hsaio Ching-Li – lol no.

Aura Shinsanpei – That sounds melodramatic, so yes. 

Higemaru Touma – lol. lol. lol. uh. Come back later after I’ve thought about it.

What does each kagune user think of their kagune?

Kaneki Ken – I don’t feel human. 😦 

Kamishiro Rize – it’s sexy and pretty and, well, goodbye to you. 

Kirishima Touka -Pretty proud of my wings. Trying to accept Kimi’s words that I’m beautiful.

Kirishima Ayato – Dang thing doesn’t last enough. 

Yomo Renji – Confident in my intimidation skills.

Uta – It’s a work of art.

Itori – Ain’t it sexy?

Nishiki Nishio – This is how I get the girls. 

Tsukyama Shuu – Smooth and strong, just like me.

Karren Von Rosewald – It’s pretty useful for retrieving Master Shuu. 

Matsumae – I’m a boss and I know it. 

Koma Enji – Look how mighty I am!

Kaya Irimi – Bet you weren’t expecting a winged puppy, were ya?

Fueguchi Hinami – Mom, Dad, I will make you proud. 

Yoshimura Kuzen – Triggers guilt for Eto.

Yoshimura Eto – Dis fun. Rawr. MISCHIEF MANAGED. 

Tatara – Bow down, bitches.

Noro – Keeps him alive.

Yamori – Another torture tool.

Naki – wow!

Miza Kusakari – Feels dangerous, and she likes feeling dangerous.

Hakatori/Yumitsu Tomoe – cool, but using quinques is cooler. 

Rio – Knows it’s special, but still hesitant.

Hoito Roma – my kagune is cyuuuuuuuttteeeee

Donato Porpora – it’s murder time.

Nico – pretty, pretty

Furuta Nimura – finally I have one

Takizawa Seidou – I fucking hate it I fucking hate all of this shit

Amon Koutarou – Kagune? What kagune? Me? 

Yasuhisa Kurona – I miss Shiro.

Urie Kuki – outta my way, badass coming through.

Mutsuki Tooru – I don’t like this much.

Shirazu Ginshi – Uh, am I doing this right? Am I cool yet? 

Saiko Yonebayashi – using for battle is boring. Using to create anime sculptures is priceless.

Higemaru Touma – I mean I like it, do you? Urie, do you like it? Do you?

Aura Shinsanpei – I hope wings don’t make me look silly.

Hsaio Ching-Li – And here’s a WHAM! And a BAM! On your feet, minion!

Washuu Yoshitoki – What are you talking about?

Washuu Matsuri – Urie…will you show me yours if I show you mine? 

Hajime Hazuki – I feel so goddamn grown *voice cracks* up

(Edited to add Hajime)

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Yomo

– loves the feeling of his SO’s soft skin against his hard muscle. Cuddling is good, cuddling naked is better. 

– would be very reassuring if they have body image issues. He would remind them every morning how good they look.

– if anyone ever made fun of them, they’d face the wrath of the Raven.

– though he’s a very private person, he will shower them with affection as soon as they’re home. 

Uta

– likes to tease his SO. However, once of twice he’s gone too far and hurt their feelings.

– he then spends days spoiling them and apologizing. 

– a ghoul once walked into HySy and made a rude comment about Uta’s SO. He calmly told them that if they ever said that again, they would find their eyes in his jar.

– he loves drawing on their curved body, both permanent or nonpermanent tattoos. 

– if they’re feeling insecure, he will use humor to alleviate the moment and then assure them that he loves them, thinks they’re beautiful and sexy, and in fact, they’re perfect. 

Mood: Mutsuki’s butt :)

Mutsuki’s butt, eh?

Urie likes Mutsuki’s butt. He thinks of it a wee bit more than he’ll admit. 

Kaneki should appreciate Mucchy’s finely sculpted rear end, but he doesn’t because he’s Kaneki and oblivious.

Saiko thinks it’s attractive. 

Hsaio has eyed it more than once, but she prefers girls, so Mutsuki’s a no.

Aura feels embarrassed because his is misshapen by comparison.

Higemaru is determined that if he does enough squats, he will get an ass shaped like Mutsuki’s. 

nico during christmas <3

– Nico buys everyone presents without caring if they’ll give her something in return. They usually do, however. Well, Kaneki didn’t the year Jason kidnapped him, but she understood. 

– She really, really loves singing corny Christmas songs. “All I Want for Christmas is You,” “Santa Baby,” “Sleigh Ride,” etc. All the romantic Christmas music is her favorite. 

– Nico insists on playing secret Santa. Roma likes this idea, too, and helps convince the other clowns to go along.

– Nico once had Souta for Secret Santa. Itori may have let it slip that Souta had Nico, too. So, anticipating horror, Nico bought him a dead rat. Unfortunately, he surprised her by buying a really nice makeup kit. It was awkward and Souta has not let her forget it. 

– She wears evergreen perfume around the holidays.