Cute SuzuHan headcanons~? Or maybe some Houji/Tatara ones (because I have it from a very credible source that you enjoy that ship, too)~?

Who told you about my Houji/Tatara adoration?

YOU CAN’T TELL ME THEY DON’T BEHAVE LIKE EX-LOVERS.

Suzuhan

– Suzuya loves piggyback rides from Hanbee.

– At one point, the normally quiescent Hanbee probably punches someone who insults Suzuya. It’s stunning to the entire squad.

– Hanbee lets Suzuya stitch a heart over his chest.

Houji/Tatara

– Tatara signals their relationship is serious by removing his mask. Houji responds by taking him in his arms and kissing him.

– Tatara once had to come pick up Houji from a bar after he got drunk. This was after their falling out. Houji called him, and Tatara just couldn’t kill him in that state, so he took him home and tucked in him.

– A look through Houji’s cell phone confirmed Houji didn’t have his number. Tatara then realized that Houji must still have memorized it. He left with a surprising amount of emotions.

– Their first date was ice skating. Tatara was graceful, Houji a mess, and they kissed as they crumpled to a heap on the rink floor.

We need some Kannon x Furuta around here! Maybe some fluff?

Yesssss.

From “silverlight.”

– Furuta has definitely woken up to Kannon styling his hair. A braid, perhaps. He pretends to be offended but secretly loves it.

– Kannon cannot buy strawberries for herself, unless they are Kimi’s RC-infused brand. Because Furuta will devour them and make himself sick. And then she’ll scold him.

– She has walked in to Fruit-chan trying on her clothing before. She finds it hilarious, and returns the favor by dressing in his suits. Which he finds incredibly sexy.

– Furuta has dressed up Kaneki the Cat on numerous occasions. For Halloween, he invited Touka and Kaneki over and showed off their cat, which he had dressed like a dragon. Touka was not amused.

– Furuta can’t sleep unless Kannon has at least one arm wrapped around him.

– While Kannon is pregnant, Furuta commits to learning how to make tea properly. He brews her decaf tea every night.

I could use some humorous Hairu and Koharu friendship scenarios.

– Hairu re-introduced Koharu to melon pan. Koharu liked it, but didn’t often favor it before Hairu. But Hairu’s constant gushing about melon pan has made Koharu crave it.

– Koharu definitely searched their parents’ house for Ui’s most embarrassing childhood photos. She promptly handed them to Hairu.

– Hairu has nicknamed Ryoichi “FBIL,” short for “future-brother-in-law.”

– Hairu insists on sometimes helping Koharu pick out date-night outfits. Koharu returns the favor whenever she and Ryoichi babysit Masanori.

– Koharu has educated Hairu on every Disney movie ever made “for Masanori’s sake.” Hairu’s favorite is Sleeping Beauty; Koharu’s is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

– They have occasionally gone, er, lingerie shopping together. It’s a tad awkward for Koharu (because, her brother), but she handles it well.

– They sometimes have more fun playing with Masanori’s toys than Masanori.

Hsiao is a babe and needs more love

– Saiko’s gonna give it to her. 😉

– Aura is never going to be forgiven for kicking her in the boobs.

– Hsaio is probably going to wind up the runner-up mother-figure of the Quinx members (Kaneki holds the top position, of course).

– Hsaio is going to convince Ui to build Big Sis Hairu, Arima, Shio, and Rikai an ostentatious memorial. Of Saiko’s design.

– Hsaio is gonna look after sick Saiko. She will not leave Saiko’s side, though she’ll cry at the horn growing from her.

Headcanons for: What if Furuta and Uta like the same human s/o?

– Prepare yourself, because there’s going to be a battle.

– Nico gets the human popcorn equivalent, Itori blood wine, and Roma films. Donato stands back, shaking his head.

– Uta remains calm and collected. Ever smooth, he tries to engage them in discussions of art and philosophy.

– Furuta is slick, but a bit less so than Uta. He’s going to try to hold their hand, or accidentally brush against their arm, and this desperation probably shows.

– Ultimately, the results depends on whether the human likes in-your-face danger or hidden danger more.

– If Uta gains their trust, Furuta will probably have a tantrum and sulk for a night. Then he’ll show up in the morning pretending it never happened.

– If Furuta winds up with them, Uta will shrug and eat more eyes. Maybe he’ll go vent to Yomo.

– If the human turns down them both, Uta will suggest they kiss each other instead. 😉

Hewwo. Can ask for some hcs for ghoul Seidou and a half ghoul s/o?

– The half-ghoul probably started their friendship. They were determined to reach this person who for 20 years was a full human, but is now a full ghoul.

– Seidou freaked out when he realized he had feelings. He was good at denial, until his S/O one day just told him to kiss them.

– His S/O is really good at reassuring Seidou that they love him, his appearance, and that they believe in him.

– Seidou envies their ability to keep eating human food. At first they were hesitant to eat anything but flesh around him, but he insists. Because if he could still choose to eat human food, he absolutely would.

– His S/O has to hold him when his flashbacks and memories of Aogiri get too strong.

– They were primarily the catalyst for him seeking out Hakatori. They’re determined to help him atone by saving as many suffering people – both ghouls and humans – as they can.

Reactions of Tsukiyama, Uta, Ayato and Yomo when someone calls them ugly. (sorry for my bad english)

Tsukiyama

– He will sob hysterically, on his knees, once he’s alone.

– In the meantime, he will poke fun at their clothing or hair or…something. But if they’re not actually ugly, he won’t call them ugly.

Uta

– He’s hurt, but used to being judged on his appearance.

– Probably jokes with the insulter about what they consider pretty, or if they find him a magnetic kind of ugly.

Ayato

– “The fuck did you just say?”

– Appalled. Absolutely. Appalled.

– Probably splutters out what’s supposed to be an insult but is actually just really funny and nonsensical.

Yomo

– “Okay.” Stares at them. He might be hurting internally, but like hell is he gonna show it.

– Will probably want to ask for reassurances from Itori and Uta, but hesitate to bring it up because Itori will surely tease him.

What does manga!Shirazu think of his dark purple anime kagune?

– He thinks it’s a sexy beast, just like him.

– He wonders if Saiko will find it more attractive.

– He loves the dark purple with his orange hair, even though manga!Urie is horrified.

– He runs around CCG showing everyone. Akira pats him on the head, Arima is confused, Ui rolls his eyes, and the Squad Zero children are super excited.

– manga!Noro is okay with being killed by that kagune.

Top HCs about the girls for international women’s day?

Happy belated international women’s day!!!

Kamishiro Rize – has been known to stare at pizza shops with wonder and desire for the food she can’t eat.

Kirishima Touka – In her teenage years, Yomo had to prevent her from burning down a restaurant once she found out they served rabbit. So Ayato did it instead.

Irimi Kaya – owned a doberman as a child.

Kosaka Yoriko – originally began to learn to cook because her parents hated cooking.

Hinami Feuguchi – is a slightly compulsive cleaner.

Nishino Kimi – secretly dreams of having tons of children with Nishiki.

Karren von Rosewald – Once tried to adopt a fake mustache, but it kept falling off.

Matsumae – was once in love with Mirumo, but it was unrequited.

Chie Hori – has never cleaned her room once in her life.

Itori – is one of the kids spawned from the giant kagune in the 24th ward.

Hoito Roma – Rio is one of the few who wiggled past her psychopathy into someone she kinda cared for.

Nico – Has been trying to seduce Tatara for ages.

Yoshimura Eto – you can’t tell me she didn’t at least try to seduce Arima. And she probably succeeded.

Miza Kusakari – had to teach Naki how to kiss.

Hakatori – used to daydream about becoming a knight as a child – hence her love for quinques.

Mado Akira – showed up with kitten Maris Stella as a child and begged her dad to let her keep it. Also, Maris Stella is immortal.

Aura Kiyoko – Has definitely punched a few fuckboys.

Kurona Yasuhisa – She used to be quite the bookworm.

Ihei Hairu – is an adept dancer.

Souza Rikai – cultivates flowers in her off time.

Yonebayashi Saiko – Her favorite Disney movie is Mulan and she can be heard blasting “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” whenever she’s persuaded to work out.

Hsaio Ching-Li – was deeply ashamed and pressured to be in the closet in the Garden. She is no longer in the closet now. 🙂

((Thank you for the answer)) Kaneki, Eto, Ayato, Mutsuki and Saiko with their cuddle-bug S/O (cuz cuddles heal all))

Cuddles? Healing? It is true.

Kaneki

– He finds it healing and soothing. Cuddles with you are his time to breathe again, to feel warm and accepted.

– He sometimes discusses his fears and problems while cuddling. It helps him feel less afraid.

Eto

– Cuddles with Eto will inevitably turn into a tickle fight.

– She clutches you so tight you have occasionally had to ask her to let you breathe.

Ayato

– He’s confused at first. Uh, why do you need such close space?

– Over time, he grows to appreciate your snuggle sessions, and may even become grumpy if they don’t happen.

Mutsuki

– he’s surprised and uncomfortable at such close contact, because he feels he doesn’t deserve it.

– probably cries with joy and acceptance, and eventually – tentatively – learns to be an assertive cuddlebug himself.

Saiko

– Saiko is a cuddlebug, too, so you were made for each other.

– Even in public, you both are all snuggles. Aura sometimes makes gagging noises, but Saiko shuts him up real fast.