Maybe some Mizurou/Keijin fluff~? Double date with SuzuHan, maybe?? Or am I deluding myself?

I could get behind this ship. šŸ˜€

-Mizurou once bought Keijin a parrot. He was generously allowed to name it Beefy.

– when Keijin gets drunk or even just overtiredĀ ā€œsleep drunk,ā€ he gets very whiny and clingy. He will whimper in Mizurou’s ear until Mizurou put shim to bed, like a responsible adult.Ā 

– Suzuya and Mizurou set up the double date, but Hanbee figured out the plan. Keijin was totally oblivious until they went on it, but fortunately he was enthusiastic.Ā 

– It involves an aquarium, theĀ ā€œzoo of the sea.ā€

– There they discover Hanbee is afraid of sharks, Suzuya is fascinated by octopi, and Keijin can name all the different species of jellyfish known to man. Mizurou finds this very attractive.

– Unfortunately, Suzuya now wants an electric eel.Ā 

– But it’s Mizurou they have to stop from jumping in to see the penguins. He then compares the yellow fuzz of the rock-hoppers to Keijin’s hair. Keijin is not impressed.Ā 

– They then realize Suzuya has never seen Finding Nemo and immediately take him home to watch it. They invite Mikage, who claims he has an invisible alien girlfriend with him, and settle down to watch.

– They are all crying messes.Ā 

The Qs get a tabby cat called Mochi. She is good therapy for everyone.

All cats are, friend, all cats are.Ā 

– Mutsuki is mildly afraid of Mochi, but eventually Urie helps him see Mochi as an opportunity to move past his past.

– Mucchy’s bed is Mochi’s favorite place to snuggle at night.

– Saiko is the Lord of the Can Opener, and Mochi purrs the moment he sees her.

– Hsaio loves playing with Mochi. She will run all around the house with string for Mochi to chase.

– Higemaru is building an elaborate cat tree for Mochi. He’s also the source of Mochi’s catnip addiction.Ā 

– Aura is scared of Mochi, too, which of course makes him Mochi’s favorite lap.Ā 

– Aura soon fishes to treat Mochi.

– Urie loves Mochi, but Mochi loves using him as a scratching post. It’s a sight to see – Urie dancing and leaping around, yelping in pain, as Mochi attacks his feet. He only does this to Urie.

Any general Uta headcanons sfw or nsfw? or just what else he does in his spare time? btw what do you think are some of his fav. bands or singers? I just need more stuff with Uta, im not picky at this point, just desperate lol

– Uta probably likes cinematic music. Two Steps from Hell, Audiomachine, We are All Astronauts, etc.Ā 

– He also likes Sigur Rós.Ā 

– He will, however, cave to pop music if BeyoncĆ© is played. He made Yomo sit through Lemonade twice in one night.

– In his spare time, he trolls people. Though not online, because he prefers to troll in person.

– NSFW is that he’s super adventurous. Name it, he’s probably done it.

– Are there hidden tattoos in his less public parts? Absolutely.

– He is a sucker for vampire romance. He finds it hilarious, and will spend his life searching for a truly great vampire romance.Ā 

Naki meeting his child for the first time?

– Naki doesn’t cry. He bawls. Ugly, heaving sobs.Ā Half of Tokyo can hear him.

– They are the most precious thing ever and suddenly he can’t stop talking to them about how amazing they are and how he’ll protect thema nd Big Brother would be so proud of them and he can’t wait to tell them about him and omg he loves them did he mention he loves them –

– He leaps around the room, clutching the baby in his arms and peppering it with kisses.

– When it cries, he thinks it’s the most beautiful sound in the world.Ā 

– His friends have already made him a mini white jacket to place on the baby.

Headcanons of Nico spending time with her family šŸ™ŠšŸ’“

– Assuming Nico’s family is the clowns: she and Itori have fabulous fashion shows. Roma and Uta judge.

– Nico loves fixing Roma’s makeup and outfits.Ā 

– Nico has scolded Donato for eating children. Itori eventually backed her up.

– Souta and Nico once made out whilst drunk. It was weird, but Souta assured them it was perfectly normal for his family. That did not make things less weird.Ā 

– Nico loves Sunday brunch with her family.

– She remembers everyone’s birthday and always buys them gifts.

– Nico has a lower back tattoo of a dove that she persuaded Uta to give her.Ā 

Headcanons for Ayato, Renji, Uta and Tsukiyama when they fall in love with investigator.

Kirishima Ayato

– he probably got close to you for information on CCG.

– God dammit, feelings! he growls to himself as he finds himself drawn back to you.

– He’ll try to direct Aogiri and Goat away from you. But it might take you confronting him for him to confess.

– From there, if you’re too principled to change, you regretfully part ways. But if you’re willing to help Aogiri, you and Ayato could have a long romance ahead of you.

Yomo Renji

– Falling in love was an accident. He probably didn’t realize you were an investigator at first.

– Once he discovered who you were, he resigned himself to pining.Ā 

– But you begin to notice the ghoul guardian who always seems to beat the ghouls before you can.

– you track him down. He opens the door to his small room, tousled and expecting Uta, to see you standing there. No briefcase, because you just want to talk.

– This is how your passionate romance begins.

Uta

– probably drops in his identity asĀ ā€œNo-Faceā€ in the middle of dinner.

– You immediately notice he isn’t eating.

– he totally got close to you for fun, but he truly loves you now, he assures you.

– but he understands if you don’t want to see him again.Ā 

– You probably reply that the eyes were a dead giveaway. With Uta, you’re not surprised at all.Ā 

– Commence the romance of your life.

Tsukiyama Shuu

– You got close to him because you suspected him of being the Gourmet.

– He was smitten, but confused by his unwillingness to eat you.

– You’re probably in his bedroom for another night of passion when you break down and tell him who you really are, and that you can’t hurt him any longer.

– He’ll certainly forgive you, and probably find you even more attractive now. He’ll also joke about who is the hunter and the hunted, because he’s Tsukiyama.

How do you think furuta would confess to his s/o? (I love your blog so much!) šŸ’ž

I love your kindness so much, Nonny-Mouse. ā¤Ā 

– He’d put off confessing for a while. He’d hope by his actions they’d understand, and he wouldn’t have to say those three little words.

– His love will probably call him out on his fear, and assure him there’s nothing to be afraid of. But they can’t pressure him, because Furuta doesn’t handle personal pressure well.

– His love probably already needs to have saidĀ ā€œI love youā€ to him, so he knows he won’t be rejected.Ā 

– He probably confesses during an intimate moment. Whether that’s sex, or cuddles, or just a really deep conversation. He pulls them close and wraps his arms around them from behind. And gently whispersĀ ā€œI love you,ā€ in their ear as he squeezes them tightly.

– To which his love responds that they’e known for a while from his actions, and kisses him.

Mizuki and uncle Juuzou bring home a stray kitten!

Based on @koyuki-tanā€˜sĀ ā€œPeace Sign.ā€

– This is not the first time they have brought home a stray pet. The first time, however, it was a rat Mizuki found cute and Juuzou took pity on.Ā 

– Mizurou was okay with the rat, but Michiko nearly cried.

– She now hopes the kitten eats the rat, but her hopes are dashed, because the rat cuddles with the kitten immediately.

– And then she realizes it is so cute, she’s okay with the rat.

– Juuzou lets Mizuki name the catĀ ā€œHanbee,ā€ to the delight of his entire squad.

– Mizurou makes a remark comparing rats and cats bonding to humans and ghouls, and Michiko kisses him for it.

– Mizuki is now two animals into her plan for a zoo. Juuzou promises more soon.Ā 

To go along with the Koharu and Hairu friendship scenarios, how about some Ryo and Ui ‘friendship’ scenarios?

Based on @koyuki-tanā€˜sĀ ā€œPeace Sign.ā€

– The friendship begins as all true friendships do, with lots of taunts from Ryo and threats from Ui

– Ryo has definitely painted a bowl to look like Ui’s upside-down head.Ā 

– Ui then threw human food in it. Just to annoy Ryo over what he cannot eat.

– To which Ryo responds with a remark about eating Ui’s sister…

– Ui.exe ceases to function for a while

– They find common ground over Ui’s attempts to quit smoking, of all things. Ryo is nonjudgemental and encouraging, and he doesn’t mind being around the smell of smoke whenever Ui relapses.Ā 

– Ui asks Ryo to dispose of his cigarettes, and he gladly does.

– When Ui finds out Ryo’s life story, he gives him an understanding pat on the shoulder that shows acceptance and empathy. It means so much to Ryo, he considers mentioning his plans to marry Koharu.Ā 

PLEASE GIVE US HEADCANONS WITH SHUU AS A LOVELEY AND PERFECT HUSBAND

– Buys you flowers every MondayĀ ā€œto cure your case of the Mondays.ā€

– loves leaving hickeys all over your body. It’s like tasting you, but pleasurable for both of you.

– Tsukiyama sobbed at your wedding. Kaneki (the officiant) had to stop several times so you could provide him tissues.

– He can be a gentle or a harsh lover, depending on your mood.

– Shuu loves cooking with you, whether you’re human or ghoul.

– Nothing is as precious to him as you. Not even food. He’s protective and determined to keep you safe from anyone that might want to harm you to get to him.

– He feels bad that due to his involvement with Goat, he can’t always give you the lavish lifestyle he’s had before. You, however, do not care, because you married him for him, not his money.Ā