Tag: tokyo ghoul headcanons

What would the members of tokyo ghoul:re ccg do in tinder?

Quinx Squad

Sasaki Haise – Opens with a pun.

Urie Kuki – on tinder for Mutsuki 

Mutsuki Tooru – these men are sending me creepy asks! STOP! 

Shirazu Ginshi – Im a playerrrrr (okay not really) 

Yonebayashi Saiko – You’re not. 

Higemaru Touma – Is the polite message everyone dreams of. 

Aura Shinsanpei – Why aren’t women liking me…

Hsaio Ching-Li – *browses for Saiko’s profile* 

Squad Zero

Arima Kishou – am i using this right *accidentally clicks on profile of high-profile author Sen Takatsuki*

Hirako Take – deletes immediately from nerves

Ui Koori – Hairu, help me set it up! (maybe she’ll get jealous). 

Ihei Hairu – Sure Ui. Do you think Arima’s on here? 

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – DO YOU WANT TO EAT CANDY WITH ME *gets all the girls and boys* 

Hanbee Abara – too nervous to swipe

Keijin Nakarai – Suave. 

Mizurou Tamaki – Fancies himself a pro. Is actually pretty nice, but awkward.

Miyuki Mikage – opens up with a line about the stars

Other Members

Mado Akira – no one’s as handsome as Amon. I hate all of you. 

Houji Kousuke – *clicks on everyone remotely his type, discovers they are all Tatara trolling him*

Marude Itsuki – none of these people are as cute as Chika.

Tanakamaru Mougan – Profile description: I have a higher mind. Wonders why he never finds anyone. 

Washuu Yoshitoki – gets Tinder to spy on his son

Washuu Matsuri – accidentally finds his dad, screams

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – He’s the predator everyone warned you about. 

Kuriowa Iwao – wouldn’t use it, because he loves his wife.

Kuriowa Takeomi – it’s how he met Yoriko. 

Kuramoto Itou – creates a witty profile that is one of Tinder’s most popular.

Furuta Nimura – a pro, always has a new Tinder date that he won’t allow to get close to his true emotional wreck. 

since my rare pair has arrived… take introducing irimi to his 0 squad children

– Shio is super excited to meet the infamous leader of the Black Dobers. He also asks her two dozen questions about caring for a puppy in a not-at-all-obvious hint to Take. Lucky for him, Irimi takes his side.

– Rikai is more shy, but Irimi wins her over by being very understanding. They decide that as girls, they must stick together in this new family.

– Irimi is kind enough not to tease Yusa about his famous relative, which is really the only thing Yusa needed to approve of her. They quickly bond, especially since Yusa also wants a puppy. 

– Take: wait we’re in a war here this is not puppy time.

– Irimi: but it’s dating time? Psssh. 

Omgomgomg I just remembered I love Fumi! What’s her relationship with the other Clowns?

Donato – she finds him creepy tbh. Fumi is still uncomfortable with killing children for fun.

Roma – Fumi loves her. Afternoons out for coffee with Roma are always fun.

Nico – Fumi adores Nico, but Nico is quite the tease over her feelings for a certain Quinx.

Itori – Itori is Fumi’s psuedo “big sister,” doling out questionable life advice that Fumi loves to hear.

Uta – Uta once tried to tease her over Higemaru. She retorted by asking him about his feelings for Yomo and it has been AWKWARD since. 

Souta – Is a very big Higefumi shipper, but clearly does not understand that they actually love each other, and that’s frustrating. 

Me x Nico HC’s 😂😭 ily and ty 💓

I think I know who you are. ❤ Always for you. ❤

– Nico is a surprisingly good listener for all of her energy. She will listen to your problems and give you all the hugs and kisses you desire.

– Nico’s a very physically affectionate person, so expect lots of kisses, back rubs, and snuggles.

– She will beg you to go makeup shopping with her. 

– Some nights, Nico will decide that you are having a dance party. And she’s good at it. 

– She loves nights in with wine/blood wine and movies. Especially romantic movies.

– She will always encourage you to be confident in yourself. Nico is a cheerleader for whom you are as a person. Your looks, your personality, your dreams, your sadness – she is here for all of it. And finds beauty in everything you do. 

Rare pare time! Irimi and Take’s first date?

@hamliet your pair hath arrived.

– They go to a dog park. How could they not?

– They then realize that while Irimi likes the wild, big, scary dogs, Take prefers the small Shibas and Corgis. 

– That is, Take is mildly intimidated by the large puppers until Irimi takes a doberman baby and puts it in his arms. Then he’s sold. 

– Take is amazed that this gentle, kind, wise woman is a wanted ghoul of infamous savagery.

– Irimi, meanwhile, is smitten that with this gentleman who used to work with Arima himself, who believes himself expendable, yet has added so much to the lives of those in Goat. 

– Take: on our second date, why don’t we go to a dog kennel? Oh, there is going to be a second date, right? *stutters, goes red*

– Irimi: *eyebrows raised, an unreadable smile on her face* Of course, my dear Take.

– Take strikes me as the sort not to kiss on the first date, which Irimi accepts, though she is. They do, however, hold hands on their way back from the park.

Uta and Furuta s/o type? What kind of person can attract their interest?

Uta

– An artsy person, probably with an interest in tattoos. I don’t think he’d spend much time caring about gender. 

– alternatively, anyone with an interesting, paradoxical personality. See: a strong raven with a tender heart.

– He needs someone who will give him fun reactions to his teasing. 

– He’d think someone kindhearted, who encourages him to better himself and give a damn about others, the worst kind of partner. And by ‘worst,’ I mean, that would also make him love them more. 

Furuta

– He wants a beautiful, strong, sassy woman. So he can dominate them, or so he tells himself (I think this is canon?).

– Furuta, however, will pursue any type to prove he can. It’s a game to him.

– For Furuta to truly fall in love, his partner would have to have significant emotional intelligence. Enough to see past his facade to his deeply wounded, depressed heart, and to respond with love. 

– They would probably need to summon that sass to call him on all of his behaviors, too. Even though he claims he hates that, he secretly treasures that someone actually *sees* who he really is.

– He probably wants someone with a hearty sex drive? But if he really loved someone, he wouldn’t pressure them if they weren’t comfortable, of course. Because he would never want to be like Tsuneyoshi. 

How do you think Fruit-chan would approach his crush to gain their affection? Like, headcanons maybe? And thank you for running this blog, your writing is wonderful (◕‿◕)♡

Awww thank you. ❤

– Furuta would probably be really bratty. He’d tease them, always happen to bump into them, use super exaggerated facial expressions when having serious conversations, etc. 

– He then will try to appear suave one day, and it will Not Work. 

– He’ll return with their favorite tea or food. And give them puppy eyes until they share with him. 

– Fruit: *slides closer* so, like, if we’re sharing food, are we a couple?

– Once his crush informs him he has to take them on a proper date for that, he’ll immediately schedule one. 

– he will probably be excited like a little child on Christmas leading up to their first date. 

In light of the beauty that was the latest chapter(171) can we get some juicy utaren headcanons? ps you are so talented and I love your writing!!

Thank you so much, Nonny Mouse, my dear…

– It’s canon that Yomo and Uta at least made out during him carrying Uta after the chapter.

– Their first kiss, was, naturally, the first time he carried Uta. Only this chapter Yomo initiated, but Uta did the original time.

– Thus, their kiss was full of love and nostalgia. 

– Uta then asked Yomo if he’d like to make a baby of their own, to which sincere Yomo responded “But we don’t have…UTA!”

– Uta: *feigns tears* I think making love would make me feel a lot better.

– Yomo: we’re in an emergency here.

– Uta: that’s the best time. *kisses yomo with renewed passion*

– Itori appears and promises to keep watch/stop all mischief while Yomo and Uta have their moment in an abandoned building. 

– Yomo is embarrassed, but he and Uta totally go for it. 😉