You know who I haven’t seen on this blog in a long time? The Uihai family! Do you have any fluffy headcanons to share?

– Hairu was as boisterous as Masanori when they visited Disneyland. Her favorite ride was the teacups.

– Masanori preferred the swings, and Ui, the Haunted Mansion.

– Hairu then teased Ui about having a dark side.

– Ui vomited after the teacups, after he went on them over and over for Hairu’s sake.

– Hairu and Masanori have discovered a new addiction: cotton candy.

– Until Ui discovers that he’s addicted, too.

– The Uihai parents decide they cannot have it in their home. Because it’s dangerous.

– But every time Masanori sneaks it in (and he does, thanks to his many mischievous friends), they are secretly delighted.

Nozomi meeting her grandparents (Houji/Tatara) for the first time~? <3

Nozomi is the devious Arieto child from @hamliet‘s “The (Mis)Adventures of Goat.”

– She takes to Tatara immediately, because Eto’s told her all kinds of mischief tales with Tatara.

– Houji is still processing that Arima is married to Eto, they had sex, and now they have a child who by all appearances would be CCG’s worst nightmare, if CCG still existed.

– “Is it true you’re a stick-in-the-mud?” Nozomi taunts Houji. “Uncle Seidou said so.”

– Houji gets on her good side by supplying the voracious Nozomi with food. He and Tatara often give her airplane rides, or contort themselves into jungle gyms. She likes jumping from uncle to uncle.

– At the end of the day, Houji corners Arima. “Admit it. You like your little clown.”

– “No, I love them both,” Arima says, with a hint of emotion. Which is more than Houji’s ever seen, and that’s enough to satisfy Tatara.

Higetori baby headcanons

It’s Higetori day! Launch the ship!

I’m setting this during “The (Mis)Adventures of Goat.”

– Higemaru first notices she seems sick to her stomach often. It’s just a comment one morning, and Hakatori conceals her nervous face as tells him not to worry. She heads to Goat stat.

– Hakatori immediately pulls Eto and Miza aside and asks them what it is like to be pregnant.

– Meanwhile, Hige already suspects. He buys her flowers and new paints for her drawings…and a test that he plans on asking her to take that evening.

– Hakatori, however, has already confirmed via a test Eto has. Because Eto’s been waiting for this.

– She comes home early with chocolate for Hige. But, she’s surprised to find Higemaru already there.

– He sees the chocolate and blurts out “You’re pregnant” and she waves the test she’s already taken around.

– He hugs her and is super excited to be a parent, though he needs her moral support to tell Urie and the rest of the Quinx (not that Mutsurie are in a place to judge).

– She’s a little more reticent, because she’s never really had parents. Higemaru’s enthusiasm soon sweeps her up, too, and they’ve planned out every detail by the time the first trimester ends.

– Higemaru’s family is very supportive, which Hakatori appreciates.

– Seidou crashes their apartment to yell at Higemaru and babble with excitement to Hakatori. He calls dibs on best uncle, thereby unintentionally starting a war with Urie, who also wanted that title. Kurona records the entire conversation and posts it online with the caption @ kanekiken get ur kids in line.

– Higemaru has to be lifted off the floor the first time he sees the ultrasound.

– She insists on dueling Higemaru even in her ninth month to “stay in shape.” He finds her unbearably sexy.

– Higemaru stencils cute monsters on the walls in the baby’s room, and Hakatori draws flowers in their hands.

– Their daughter has Higemaru’s moles and Hakatori’s dark hair. Her name is Sumire, because violet is the color you’d get if you mixed Higemaru’s pink lemonade and Hakatori’s gothic blueberry aesthetic.

All the OCs (or at least a few of them that) you’ve made on here’s basic info like Age, birthday, height, hair and eye colour etc (or anything else you can think of?)

Fumi – Hair: black, shoulder length and straight. Eyes: black. Age: 19. Height: 145 cm. Birthday: 01 January. Rc type: Bikaku. Cisgender woman. Likes: Her Clown “family,” pretending to eat ice cream, Itori’s blood wine, Higemaru.

Kyou – Hair: blonde, long and straight. Eyes: Blue contacts, but actually brown. Age: 24. Height: 175 cm. Birthday: 04 April. Rc Type: Koukaku. Proud transgender woman. Likes: salt, Tsukiyama, rainbows, nuance, Chiharu.

Chiharu – sister to Kyou. Hair: Blonde, more bodied than Kyou’s. Eyes: brown. Age: 22. Height: 158 cm. Birthday: 31 October. Rc Type: Koukaku. Cisgender woman. Likes: Goat, Kaneki Ken, Kyou, accepting people.

Niji: Hair: brown, short, later dyed rainbow colors. Eyes: burgundy. Age: 15. Height: 165 cm. Birthday: 02 May. Rc type: bikaku. Un-transitioned transgender girl. Likes: rainbows, animals, Tsukiyama and Kyou, family.

Hoshi: Hair: magenta. Eyes: dark brown. Age: 27. Height: 150 cm. Birthday: 16 July. Rc type: ukaku. Cisgender woman. Likes: Yomo, forgiveness, deep conversations.

Furuta Tsubaki: Hair: black, wavy. Eyes: black. Age: 13. Height: 149 cm. Birthday: 01 April. Rc type: no kagune. Cisgender girl. Likes: Furuta, mischief, cuddles, and Hajime.

Houji’s sister/Tatara’s human lover: Hair: dark brown. eyes: green. Age: 29. Height: 160 cm. Birthday: 30 November. Cisgender woman. Likes: Tatara, Houji, their child, Eto.

Ui Miki: Hair: black. Eyes: green. Age: <5. Height: tiny. Birthday: 14 February. Likes: Ui, Hairu, Masanori, all her aunts and uncles.

Not my OC, but Ui Masanori: Hair: pink. Eyes: black. Age: child. Height: small. Birthday: 09 December. Likes: Mischief, Ui, Hairu, all aunts and uncles, especially Uncle Fruit. Check out @hamliet‘s “The (Mis)adventures of Goat” for more on this utter hellion.

Masanori asks out Rose but she rejects him

“Rose?!” Masanori bounds over to the pretty girl as she braids her hair.

“Yes?” Rose smiles. Her smile is so bright.

Masanori trembles and holds out a scribbling of a rose. “I drew this for you.”

“Ooh, it’s pretty.” Rose puts it beside her. “I’ll take good care of it. Thank you, Sir Masanori.”

“Do you wanna go get ice cream together?” Masanori blurts.

“Huh? Yeah, ice cream sounds fun. Can we invite Chiasa and Isamu?” Rose grins.

“Well, I guess…but actually, Rose, I wanted us to go. Together. I want to marry you!” Masanori clasps his hands.

“Do you have a ring?” Rose might consider it if he does.

“No…” Masanori’s face falls.

“Masanori, you’re really nice and sweet. But I don’t wanna marry anyone right now. We’re only six!” Rose laughs.

Masanori nods sadly. “Well, can we still get ice cream? You can eat it now, right?”

“Yes and oui.”

As Masanori waits for Chiasa and Isamu to hurry over, he plans to ask Mommy and Daddy how they got married.

Miki tells off Papa Koori for smoking please

“Daddy!” Miki stomps up to Ui the second she and Masanori arrive home from school.

“How was school?” Hairu hugs Masanori.

“Daddy smokes!” Miki screeches. “We learned about smoking. It is BAD and it will KILL YOU. YOUR LUNGS ARE ASH!”

She begins crying. “Daddy has ASH LUNGS! He’s like Cinderella, only inside!”

Masanori screams. “No, Daddy’s stronger than that!”

“Daddy will die!” Miki sobs.

Hairu blinks slowly as Ui gives her a desperate glare. Help me.

Ui cringes. This on-again, off-again habit of his has finally bit him in the ass. “Miki, Miki, Daddy’s not leaving you.”

“You won’t have a choice,” she hisses.

“Your Mom will donate some of her ghoul stem cells,” he teases.

“Hey!” Hairu sticks out her tongue. She’s secretly pleased Miki is all upset. Maybe Ui will finally kick his habit for good this time. “Not if you don’t stop, I won’t.”

“I’ll stop. For you, Miki. And you, Masanori.” Ui pulls his daughter closer to him. “I never want to lose you.”

“And Mommy?” Masanori asks.

Hairu grins. I raised me a good kid. It’s oddly touching. Maybe because she and Ui didn’t have many good models in their lives.

“Of course.” Ui holds out a hand to draw Hairu to his side. “Now…come help me throw out my cigarettes.”

He’s scared as hell, but for his family, he can do anything.

Masanori’s teenage years

Masanori continues to be a hellion well into his teenage years. He breaks curfew constantly – not out of malice, but out of sheer forgetfulness.

Tonight is no different.

Eventually, Hairu falls asleep. But Ui can’t. He stays up, waiting nervously for his son’s return.

Around 2 am, the door bursts open.

“Dad! I’m sorry!” Masanori’s voice cracks. “I stayed out late watching Harry Potter with Furuta.”

Of course, my son’s the only person who stays out late to spend time in prison. Ui sighs.

“Did you finish the eighth movie? That one’s my favorite.” Hairu blinks back sleep. She stands in the doorway to their bedroom.

“Furuta’s favorite character is Lucius. I think he wants a bad dad who would give up everything for his son.” Masanori looks sad.

“Oh.” Ui can’t help but pity Uncle Fruit. “Well, who is yours?”

“Since Sirius is dead, Ginny. She reminds me of Mom.” Masanori smiles at Hairu, who grins back.

“You’re like Bill, Ui.” Hairu winks.

“That would make me your brother!” He sticks out his tongue.

“Uh.” Masanori pales. “I’ll be off to sleep now. Sorry for the wait!”

I don’t know why they’d do this… Ui and Hairu bring Masanori to his first fancy restaurant.

“We’ve gotta bite the bullet sometime,” Hairu mutters to Ui.

He gulps. “I guess.”

“Whoa. So pretty.” Masanori gazes at the vaulted ceiling and beautiful arabesque walls. “I want to climb them.”

Ui sends Hairu a panicked look. He still hasn’t recovered from Disneyland Tokyo. They only just released the bird back into the wild.

“Mommy, can I try your wine?” Masanori asks. “If I whine enough.”

Hairu has to giggle at the pun. “Did Kaneki tell you to say that?”

“Uh-huh.” Masanori sucks down his soda. “I want to taste it please.”

Ui sighs and holds out his glass. He doesn’t trust Masanori enough to hold it on his own. “Just one sip.”

Masanori puckers his lips. “It’s bitter.”

Ui nods.

“Why do adults like icky food?” Masanori eyes the menu.

“Because when you’re an adult, icky food tastes good,” says Hairu.

“That sounds sad.” Masanori pauses.

“They have shrimp tempura,” Hairu teases.

Masanori’s eyes widen. “I like the crunchies.”

Ui breathes a sigh of relief.

In fact, they make it almost the entire way through the meal before disaster strikes. Sure, Masanori has crumbs all over his face, but he’s happy.

And then.

He reaches for his soda. It falls onto the white tablecloth.

“Oh no!” Masanori clutches the tablecloth, accidentally yanking all their dishes along with it. “Ah!”

Plates, glasses, and silverware crash to the floor. Masanori is covered in tempura remains and sake.

Waiters rush over, and Hairu has to laugh. Ui has to refrain from crying as they apologize.

“I’m sorry,” Masanori whispers.

“It’s okay.” Hairu wipes her eyes and grabs Masanori to carry him to the restroom to wash off. She had expected nothing less this entire night. But she just wanted Masanori the chance to experience a fancy restaurant, the kind she never got to visit as a kid.

Ui nods as he helps the waiters. It’s embarrassing, every day with Masanori is adventurous and embarrassing. And he loves it.

The Uihai family goes to Disneyland Tokyo…! Where they loose Masanori again! (Love your writings by the way)

Why thank you, Nonny-Mouse!

“Of course. Of course, we’ve lost Masanori again,” Ui mutters.

“Where could he be?” Hairu cranes her neck. “I don’t see him anywhere!”

They push their way through the crowd.

“Maybe he’s in the swings,” Hairu says desperately. She can’t help but fear that someone kidnapped a quarter-ghoul child for vengeance.

“Let’s check his favorite characters,” Ui suggests.

“I have a better idea,” Hairu says weakly. She lifts a shaking finger behind them.

“Huh?” Ui turns around. He shrieks.

Because Masanori is scaling the castle roof.

“Who taught him to climb?” Ui cries.

“Eto is his aunt and Shio and Furuta his uncles; how are you surprised?” Hairu shoots back.

They race towards the castle base, where security is already trying to coax him down.

But, naturally, he doesn’t listen. He just climbs higher.

“Masanori!” Hairu wails.

“You know this kid?” demands a guard.

“He’s our son,” Ui says weakly. Parents walk by, shaking their heads at them.

If they found out he’s part ghoul, they’ll hate him even more. Would the guards even try to rescue him? Ui’s anger ignites. It isn’t fair.

“Do you think you can talk him down? He’s awfully high.” The man is sweating, and Ui kinda hates him.

“What’s he looking at?” Hairu notices a speck on the roof as Masanori hoists himself onto the ledge. Her heart pounds.

He cradles it in his palm and totters back towards the edge of the roof.

“Be careful!” Hairu yells.

“Well, careful for being on the roof of a castle surrounded by security,” Ui says.

Security rushes through with a ladder, and Ui breathes easier. “Hang on, Masanori!”

When Masanori finally reaches the ground again, Hairu and Ui rush over. “What were you doing?”

Masanori holds up a bird with a broken wing. “I saw a birdy fall and I wanted to save it, Mommy.”

Ui sags against Hairu. His boy is truly the best.

Masanori’s Christmas adventure!

“MOMMY! DADDY!” Masanori races into their room. “Santa came!”

“Oh, did he?” Hairu smiles sleepily. She checks her phone. It’s 5 am. Hell.

“He did!” Masanori bounces up and down. “I was scared he wouldn’t like ghouls, but apparently he still thinks I’m nice.”

“I’d be more afraid of the naughty part than the ghoul part,” Ui teases, tickling his son.

Masanori shrieks. “Come help me open my presents!”

“Sure.” Hairu had planned to bake melon buns before the child awakened, but she clearly overestimated his excitement. She never got to celebrate Christmas in the Garden, though, so she’s secretly happy he woke up so early.

“Here you go.” Ui plops a Santa hat on Hairu’s head and a stocking on Masanori’s.

“What about you?” Hairu shivers with glee.

Ui shoves a bright red nose on himself. “I’m Rudolph.”

Their family dances downstairs to the Christmas tree.