Nozomi meeting her grandparents (Houji/Tatara) for the first time~? <3

Nozomi is the devious Arieto child from @hamliet‘s “The (Mis)Adventures of Goat.”

– She takes to Tatara immediately, because Eto’s told her all kinds of mischief tales with Tatara.

– Houji is still processing that Arima is married to Eto, they had sex, and now they have a child who by all appearances would be CCG’s worst nightmare, if CCG still existed.

– “Is it true you’re a stick-in-the-mud?” Nozomi taunts Houji. “Uncle Seidou said so.”

– Houji gets on her good side by supplying the voracious Nozomi with food. He and Tatara often give her airplane rides, or contort themselves into jungle gyms. She likes jumping from uncle to uncle.

– At the end of the day, Houji corners Arima. “Admit it. You like your little clown.”

– “No, I love them both,” Arima says, with a hint of emotion. Which is more than Houji’s ever seen, and that’s enough to satisfy Tatara.

Houji/Tatara getting back together (say post-Rushima AU where they’re alive and are working out their relationship), and Houji reacting to the fact that Tatara’s been able to transition since they were last together? You know who I am XD <3

“I’m glad you became who you wanted to be,” Houji says quietly as they sit together in their hotel room. Tatara is on one bed, he on the other.

They said they’re running away together, but they’re not together, not until they confess everything to each other.

“I wasn’t really.” Tatara presses his hands together. “I mean…you weren’t a part of my life. I always thought I would experience this with you by my side.”

“Guess I ended that possibility, didn’t I.” Houji laughs sadly.

“Yeah.”

“I did notice my files on CCG weren’t changed to biological female, though.” Tatara removes his mask.

“I may be a traitor, but I’m not a bigot, Tatara.” Houji groans. It still kills him to see Tatara’s full face. He’s grown even more beautiful.

“We’re both murderers and traitors, I suppose.” Tatara looks away.

“We’re alive, though.” Houji draws a deep breath.

Tatara arises and crosses the room to press his lips against Houji’s.

“I can’t atone for killing your brother,” Houji whispers.

“I can’t atone for turning Seidou into a ghoul, either.” Tatara laughs harshly. “Though I think he’ll figure it out. But I can move on with you.”

“So can I.” Houji allows Tatara to push him down on the bed. He’s kinda excited to see Tatara’s true form.

Okay but what is human!Seidou’s reaction to working out that Houji used to be a thing with Tatata

– He’s stunned. He ignores it for a while. It takes Akira commenting on it before he finally faces the truth.

– Bursts into Houji’s office, having done a shot with Akira for bravery. WHAT THE FUCK HOUJI.

– YOU FUCKED TATARA.

– Houji is more concerned about the crudeness of Seidou’s language than the rest.

– “Did you like him?” When Houji refuses to answer, Seidou knows it’s an answer itself, and goes into shock.

– Houji calls Akira and Amon to escort Seidou home for the day, and threatens to kill them all if word ever leaks about this.

– So Akira and amon take Seidou to a bar to cope further.

Could please do headcanons about Ayato and Tatara being with a human partner?

Ayato

– Confident in his SO’s abilities to take care of themselves.

– But over time, Eto suggests he let his SO live in Aogiri HQ for their safety, and he knows it’s a good move.

– Denies he’s in love for a very long time. His SO will have to kiss him and make the first move.

– “God dammit.” He is confused that he’s happy to have fallen in love with a human. But with encouragement from Eto, he moves closer to accepting his feelings.

– Anyone insults his beloved, there will be hell to pay.

– He’s a bit nervous to have Touka discover he’s dating a human, so his SO takes it upon themselves to introduce themselves to Touka.

Tatara

– he is very, very, very protective. A bit too much. Any Aogiri member threatens them, and there will be hell to pay. They’ll have to discuss this at some point.

– The human probably helped him out hiding from CCG, or investigated him to find out who he is, and Tatara had to stop them. Either way, they wound up discussing far more than him, and realized despite their differences, they had a lot in common.

– When his s/o found out about Fei and Yan, and mourned them, Tatara was stunned…and that’s the point he will later realize he fell in love.

– Eventually, Tatara invites them to live at Aogiri HQ…with him. This prompts an avalanche of kisses.

– Despite Tatara’s work in Aogiri, he LOVES their humanity. He’s fascinated. Over time, he finds himself more empathetic towards humans as a whole.

Cute SuzuHan headcanons~? Or maybe some Houji/Tatara ones (because I have it from a very credible source that you enjoy that ship, too)~?

Who told you about my Houji/Tatara adoration?

YOU CAN’T TELL ME THEY DON’T BEHAVE LIKE EX-LOVERS.

Suzuhan

– Suzuya loves piggyback rides from Hanbee.

– At one point, the normally quiescent Hanbee probably punches someone who insults Suzuya. It’s stunning to the entire squad.

– Hanbee lets Suzuya stitch a heart over his chest.

Houji/Tatara

– Tatara signals their relationship is serious by removing his mask. Houji responds by taking him in his arms and kissing him.

– Tatara once had to come pick up Houji from a bar after he got drunk. This was after their falling out. Houji called him, and Tatara just couldn’t kill him in that state, so he took him home and tucked in him.

– A look through Houji’s cell phone confirmed Houji didn’t have his number. Tatara then realized that Houji must still have memorized it. He left with a surprising amount of emotions.

– Their first date was ice skating. Tatara was graceful, Houji a mess, and they kissed as they crumpled to a heap on the rink floor.

Could i get Naki, Uta, Shuu, Yomo and Tatara’ s reactions to their s/o asking them to inpregnate them?

Naki

– Naki.exe has ceased to function

– YOU WANT A BABY? he screams. When you nod, he’s so excited he, er, has problems lovemaking.

– after patiently encouraging him, you decide to try again. 🙂

Uta

– cue mischievous grin. “You’re sure you’re ready for mini-me’s?”

– “I hope you’re ready then.” *aggressively pulls you into bed*.

– may worry afterwards about what a bad father he’d be, and need comfort.

Tsukiyama Shuu

– has been waiting for just this moment.

– waxes poetic about what great parents the two of them would be.

– probably asks you to make him a father as he, er, finishes.

Yomo Renji

– he is flattered and yet concerned. He never imagined he’d be a father.

– Gets very emotional and weepy.

– sweeps you in those strong arms of his before beginning.

Tatara

– have you ever seen Tatara blush before? Well, now you have.

– “Uh, hon, I think there’s practical things we need to discuss more.”

– “Like you being the co-leader of a terrorist organization?” you retort. “We can keep our kid safe. You know you can.”

– This brings up feelings of inadequacy for failing to protect his brother, which you will have to work through.

How would Uta, Tsukiyama, Yomo, Tatara react if the person they’re crushing on is currently taken and their crush is totally aware of their feelings?

Uta

– simmers a bit, then complains to Itori and Yomo.

– Itori tells all the clowns. This gives Uta something new to worry about.

– He knows his crush might be somewhat uncomfortable around him, so he tries to avoid them. But in situations he can’t avoid, he kinda likes the discomfort.

Tsukiyama

– He feels mocked every time he sees his crush now.

– Cries hysterically to Kanae and Matsumae.

– Definitely tries to forget his feelings by throwing himself into dating other people.

Yomo

– He’s disquieted, of course, and tries to give his crush some distance.

– If they are happy in their relationship, he is genuinely happy for them, if sad for himself.

– Still maintains a casual friendship with them, and occasionally looks out for them.

Tatara

– Internally enraged every time he sees his crush interacting with their partner.

– He knows that’s unhealthy, so he fumes to Eto.

– While Eto totally suggests breaking them up, Tatara wouldn’t. But he might just casually wait to see what happens, and secretly hope for another chance.

How would Tsukiyama,Yomo,Uta,Naki,Tatara and Amon react if they saw someone looking at their s/o ass. I love your blog <3

Tsukiyama

– amused, because of course they’re sexy and he understands finding them irresistible.

– still. His s/o chose him, not this creep.

– Makes a big show of kissing and dancing with his s/o until the lowlife is thoroughly embarrassed.

Yomo

– is quietly enraged.

– stares at the person until they notice him staring at them. He then makes his most terrifying face, and they stop immediately.

– His s/o will tease him for being so protective. They will also thank him.

Uta

– sidles up to the person and asks them if they see anything they like.

– does his best to embarrass them before sauntering off with his s/o. they’ll laugh about this later.

Naki

– Jealous AF.

– rushes right up to demand what they think they’re doing. Don’t they know he’s dating his s/o? More importantly, don’t they respect his s/o?

– forces them to apologize to his s/o.

Tatara

– depends on if his s/o knows, and/or is uncomfortable.

– If they shrug it off, he will too, though he’ll be sure to keep a sharp eye on the perpetrator.

– if s/o is nervous or uncomfortable, Tatara will immediately intervene and act as intimidating as possible.

– If it’s really bad, he’ll consider sending Noro after them.

Amon

– stunned. Is this really happening?

– flustered because he’s reminded how cute his s/o is.

– still, wastes no time tapping them on the shoulder and lecturing them on respect and harassment. He stammers a bit, but he’s passionate to defend his s/o.

i accidentally pronounced itami as vitami/vitamin so mb naki would do it and what’s everyone’s reaction would be like

OMG NAKI DEFINITELY WOULD.

Eto – falls to the floor and rolls around laughing.

Itami – too embarrassed to correct him.

Tatara – shakes his head in shame. He might be smiling under his mask.

Ayato – “is no one really going to say it? It’s Itami, not Vitami, you harebrain!”

Miza – OMG Naki why are you like this?

Hinami – I think Vitamin is a cute code name!

Takizawa Seidou – Gotta admit it’s funny, but hey, maybe that’s your real name too, since you’re apparently a TRAITOR TO CCG.

Rio – bahahahaha

Yumitsu Tomoe – off to collect on the people she had a running bet with that this would happen.

Hi hope your doing well!! I was wondering if you could do a scenario were Eto’s human investigator S/O (Itami) is introduced to pre-11th ward battle Aogiri higher ups (as her s/0 and there informant) and there reactions/disagreements about it. Thank you and have a nice day.

I am doing very well! I hope you are too, lovely! ❤

“Who the fuck is this human?” Ayato grumbles.

“His name is Itami and he’s better than you,” Eto says.

Tatara rolls his eyes. He already knows where this is going, and pleased he is not.

Itami smiles nervously. Jason the torturer stands there, his sycophantic girlfriend on one arm. He can spot Ayato Kirishima immediately from Ito’s “teenage brat” description, and Tatara’s aura of intimidation makes his identity unmistakable.

“Who are you?” Itami asks a towering, ponytailed figure.

“That’s Noro. He doesn’t speak, but I’ve been his friend since childhood,” Eto says, waving at Noro. He waves back.

“Itami is your informant?” purrs the girlfriend. “I’m Nico, and I have to say, Itami, I’m disappointed in how nerdy you are.”

“He’s my boyfriend,” Eto snaps.

“I don’t like him. He’s human,” growls Jason.

“And I don’t like you, Yamori, but I haven’t eaten you yet,” Eto replies. “Don’t push me over the line, okay, dear?”

“He can fuck off,” says Ayato. “i don’t trust anyone human.”

“You have, what, fifteen years of life experience?” Itami asks politely.

Eto chortles as Ayato’s cheeks color.

The Bin brothers shake their heads.

“We’ll go along with you, but we don’t like it,” says one.

“I didn’t ask the first.” Eto giggles. Noro pats her shoulder. “See, Noro likes him.”

“Tatara, say something,” demands Ayato.

“If I hear anything X-rated, I’ll cut off his dick,” Tatara replies. “Are we done?”

“You won’t,” Eto says sweetly, grabbing Itami’s hand. “Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have business in my bedroom.”

Itami blushes and Ayato pales. “GOD NO!”

“Hey, if he gives us useful information, it doesn’t matter,” says one of the Bin brothers.

“What about Tatara’s innocent ears?” cries Ayato, watching the couple head away.