((Happy holidays! How was your Christmas?)) Can you do a KanekixJuuzou Christmas scenario where Juuzou can’t think of anything to give his love, so on the night of Christmas after partying (this would be after the series), Juuzou gets some privacy with Kaneki and sticks a bow on him. He apologizes for all the pain he gave him during the war with Furuta and offers himself to Kaneki as his Christmas gift, which is hard because Juuzou is insecure about his body. They end up making love that night

Happy Holidays to you, too! My Christmas was nice although hectic; how was yours?

“Hey, Hai – Ken, I mean.” Suzuya taps Kaneki on the shoulder.

“Suzuya, we’re alone.” Kaneki laughs as they walk up to Kaneki’s apartment. Suzuya insisted on having a private talk tonight after their revelries.

As soon as they’re sipping coffee around Kaneki’s table, Suzuya climbs onto the table and sticks a bow on Kaneki’s chest.

“Huh?”

“I’m sorry,” Suzuya begins, tears dribbling down his cheeks. “I’m sorry I cut off your limbs and told you I was gonna kill you. I was – I thought Mr. Shinohara would want me to follow orders, and I was wrong.”

“Juuzou, it’s okay.” Kaneki smiles. “I loved following Arima’s orders too. I understand.”

“It was still wrong.” Suzuya sniffles. “I love you, Haise – I mean, Kaneki. And I almost killed you.”

Kaneki embraces the small man. “It’s okay. I forgive you, I promise. And I love you, too.”

“That was my present. My apology.” Suzuya sighs. “Not much of one but – wait – you love me?”

“Of course,” says Kaneki, his face serious.

“Then I’ll be your present,” Suzuya blurts out. He’s afraid, of course, but he doesn’t want to waste any more time.

“Suzuya…” Kaneki sighs, fully recognizing how ashamed Suzuya typically is, despite his paradoxically brazen behavior. “Well, tonight I’m your present, too.”

Suzuya gasps as Kaneki leans forward to kiss him. They lose themselves in a fluffy of kisses and caresses, but they slowly move towards the bedroom anyhow.

“Is this okay?” Kaneki asks, taking a break from kissing. His jaw hurts at this rate.

“Yes.” Suzuya’s eyes sparkle. He’s excited that tonight, he can finally make love with someone who won’t be disgusted by him. Someone who forgives him and loves him despite his misdeeds.

And Kaneki’s excited to make love with someone who sees him as an equal despite his ghoul nature, despite his failures.

“I love you,” Suzuya says again as Kaneki slips his hands under his pants. He doesn’t feel afraid anymore, not one bit.

hi hello im in a big mood for some fluffy haisuzu sooo… maybe haise confessing his love to juuzou? and and maybe a first kiss or something..?? i dunno just make it as fluffy and sweet as possible thanks bye ヾ( 〃ω〃)ｯ

“You have something to tell me?” Suzuya asks Haise. He’s at the CCG Christmas party, surrounded by friends and twinkling lights and eggnog. Suzuya loves eggnog, because he remembers Mr. Shinohara giving him his first cup.

“Mmm-hmmm.” Haise smiles, backing up slowing until he’s directly under the mistletoe. “I love eggnog, don’t you.”

“Yes.” Suzuya waits.

“I, uh, just wanted to tell you. I think you’re amazing, brilliant, a good leader, a great fighter, and I really like you,” Haise says. His cheeks flush.

“Are you hot?” Suzuya asks with concern. Haise is wearing that ugly Santa sweater, after all.

“No, just nervous.” Haise bites his lip. “I really like you, Suzuya. Not just as a friend.”

“Oh – oh!” Suzuya is stunned. Mr. Shinohara told him crushes happened, but Suzuya hasn’t much thought about it.

Still. Sasaki likes him. Haise likes him! A warm tingling sensation unfolds in Suzuya’s belly.

Haise waits nervously.

“Hey!” Keijin points at Haise and Suzuya. “They’re directly under the mistletoe!”

Suzuya grins. With a snort, he stands on his tiptoes and plants a kiss directly on Haise’s lips.

Haise gasps with delight.

could you please write some more about juuzou crushing on haise?? its been a while since i asked this but i crave it

Ooooooooooh!

“Haise is so sweet,” Suzuya Juuzou murmurs, watching his friend across the office. Haise is handing candy to the Zero Squad kids. Arima shakes his head, probably anticipating a sugar-high Shio.

“He’s kind,” Hanbee agrees.

“Should I buy him some candy?”

“Wouldn’t you eat it first?” Mizurou asks.

Suzuya’s face falls. “For Haise…maybe I wouldn’t.”

“Wait. Is this a crush?” Keijin narrows his eyes.

“What?” Suzuya yelps.

“Affirmative.” Mikage chuckles.

Suzuya shakes his head slowly. His eyes look like saucers. “No…I don’t even know…I don’t think I’d know what a crush was.”

“You’re adorable,” Keijin says.

“Take it from people who know. Does you heart flutter when you see him?” asks Mizurou.

“No.” Suzuya bites his lip. “But my tummy tightens.”

“Close enough.” Mikage clears his throat. “Do you daydream about him?”

“Yeah, we go to candy shops together…”

“Do you feel safe and warm around him?” asks Hanbee.

Suzuya nods.

“Congratulations, you have a crush.” Mizurou pushes Suzuya towards Haise’s direction. “Now, go make those candy shop dreams reality.”

Suzuya hesitates. How unlike him. Maybe that’s part of a crush, too. He forces himself to walk over to Haise.

Haise turns around to greet him with a smile that sends happiness flooding Suzuya’s heart.

ok so. may i request haise and juuzou making out in the office room since no one else is in there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and things start to get pretty steamy until suddenly someone (you can choose who) comes in the room and catches them in the act.

Hehe I love “caught in the act” scenarios.

“Haise.” Suzuya Juuzou tugs on Sasaki’s hair. “Kiss me more.”

“Always.” Sasaki dives in. Suzuya pulls him down across the desk, and soon Sasaki is straddling him and their limbs are intertwined and all Sasaki can think is Juuzou, Juuzou, Juuzou, and all Suzuya can think is Haise.

He moans as Sasaki’s tongue circles his.

“That feels so good,” he says between kisses.

“You feel good.” Sasaki puts his hands between Suzuya’s legs. “Is this okay?”

“Mmm-hmm.” Suzuya treasure the feeling of Sasaki’s hands on him, of Sasaki’s hips digging into his.

He slips his own hands under Sasaki’s coat to feel his chest. “Ah-ahhh.”

A high-pitched scream sends both of them toppling to the floor. They look up to see Urie Kuki wailing and pounding his own eyes. “Help! Help! Someone! BLIND ME!”

juuzou having a crush on haise and its really fluffy please

“Haaaaaaise!” Suzuya launches himself into Sasaki’s open arms.

“Juuzou!” Sasaki laughs. “How are you?”

“Happy to see you.” Suzuya’s cheeks flush. “You look good!”

“Uh – so do you.”

Across the room, Keijin Nakarai whistles softly. “Look at that.”

Hanbee Abara raises his eyebrows. “Is that a blush?”

“It definitely is,” decides Mizurou Tamaki.

“The stars have decreed that two leaders would be good married,” intones Miyuki Mikage.

Keijin swats Mikage’s shoulder. “Please! It’s a crush.”

But as they watch Sasaki toss Skittles into Suzuya’s mouth, they have to wonder if that’s all it is.

“Why don’t you show this office some respect,” snaps a passing officer.

“Excuse me?” Haise’s face pinches. Suzuya’s face falls.

“I don’t mean you,” the man adds to Suzuya. “I mean the ghoul here.”

Sasaki squirms.

“How dare you!” cries Suzuya.

“It’s okay,” Sasaki says.

“No, it’s not. Sasaki is my friend!” Suzuya stomps his foot. “He’s nice and brings me candy and he loves everyone. You’re the monster, from where I’m standing. Now, apologize!”

His scarlet eyes glitter, and for a moment, the man feels true terror that Suzuya might slay him.

“I – I’m sorry,” the man grumbles, brushing past.

“He just lost his brother to a ghoul, Suzuya,” Sasaki says quietly.

“Oh.” Suzuya winces. “But it’s still not your fault. I like you.”

“I appreciate that.” Sasaki smiles at him, and Suzuya feels like he’s soaring.

umm hello there. ok so I kinda just stumbled upon your blog and noticed that you write scenarios of pretty much about anything so I decided why not give it a shot. especially because of that latest chapter hahah…ok so COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A REALLY HAPPY AND FLUFFY SCENARIO WITH KANEKI/HAISE AND JUUZOU? just something really fluffy with cuddling and smooches and uhh I dunno;;; I just want them to be happy and cute together;;; this ship is ruining my lifeeee rolls away while sobbing loudly

*rolls towards you, sobbing loudly*

“Haise?” Suzuya Juuzou peers into the Chateau.

“Juuzou.” Sasaki Haise waves as he opens the door. “What’s all this?”

“It’s your birthday, right?” Suzuya holds up pudding. “I made this for you! Well, actually, Hanbee made it, but I helped!’

“Ooh.” Haise gestures for him to come inside. “Let’s share it.”

“I was hoping you’d say that.” Suzuya follows Sasaki to the kitchen. “He’s a good cook, like you!”

“I try.” Sasaki hands Suzuya a spoon. “Oh my, this is delicious.”

Suzuya cheers.

“You missed some,” Sasaki says when they’re finished.

Suzuya stops licking the bowl. “Where?”

“Here.” Sasaki leans forward to kiss his lips.

Suzuya squeals. He’s never felt a kiss before. It feels tingly and light and sweet. He kisses Sasaki back.

“Hold me,” he demands, and Sasaki obliges. Suzuya feels warm and safe in his friend’s arms.

“Sasaki?” he asks drowsily.

“Hmm?”

“Does this make you my boyfriend?” Shinohara would like Sasaki. Suzuya is sure of it.

“I hope so, Suzuya.” Sasaki kisses him again.

Urie strolls into the kitchen twenty minutes later to find Sasaki and Suzuya curled up together, sound asleep.

They’re awoken by the sound of Urie’s shriek.