before their fight, Kaneki talks with Juuzou and makes him redeem (bonus extra if you write it angst)

“Haise, just so you know, I’m here to kill you.” Suzuya grips Jason. He knows he can’t think twice or he’ll fail. And he can’t fail. This is his job.

“Suzuya. You know we were friends.” Kaneki looks dead inside.

“What else can we do?” Suzuya isn’t smirking anymore.

“Are you happy killing?” Kaneki’s breath comes unsteadily. “I know I wasn’t.”

“End him,” Furuta snaps.

Suzuya ignores the director. “It doesn’t mean anything.”

“It does to the one you’re killing. But they tell us ghouls can’t feel, right?” Kaneki shakes his head. “They’re wrong, and you know it.”

Hanbee hesitates. He can see the sadness flooding Juuzou’s eyes.

“Do you think Mr. Shinohara would be proud of you, right now?” Kaneki presses.

“Mr. Shinohara wouldn’t want me to betray my job!” cried Suzuya.

“Mr. Shinohara wanted to teach you that caring about other people was a good thing. Wasn’t that his last action? Caring about you?” Kaneki retorts.

“I don’t…know,” says Suzuya, anxiety in his voice. Big Madam looms over him. No one loves you but me.

I never – I never loved you!

“Ah!” Suzuya drops Jason and clutches his head. “Stop!”

“Is this treason?” Furuta’s voice rises.

“Leave him alone,” Hanbee snaps.

“Suzuya.” Kaneki inches closer, holding out his hand. “I still care about you. I do. Even now. I can’t – I have no desire to hurt you.”

“Haise.” Suzuya begins to cry.

Furuta aims a gun. Kaneki and Hanbee dive forward to protect Suzuya.

“AH!” Hanbee tumbles down, blood oozing from his chest.

“Hanbee!” screams Suzuya. He can’t – he won’t lose anyone else!

Kaneki hovers over Hanbee. He rips off his own shirt, exposing his terribly mottled scales, to try to contain Hanbee’s bleeding.

Suzuya gasps. Kaneki is saving Hanbee.

Haise is saving Hanbee.

Haise is not his enemy.

“I’m not killing anyone!” Suzuya shouts.

Keijin and Mikage cheer. Mizurou nods at him with approval.

Furuta seethes, but his eyes are desperate.

“Why are you so determined to make me kill him?” Suzuya yells. “Haise is nice.”

Furuta bursts into laughter.

“We need to get Hanbee to a doctor.” Kaneki sounds scared.

“Take him.” Suzuya orders his squad. “The director and I need to have words.”

What if the one saving Juuzou from falling was Shinohara instead of Mizurou

SOB.

“Suzuya!”

Just like that, the ground isn’t there anymore.

He’s falling. People are falling. His comrades tumble down into the arms of that – that thing, that greedy monster devouring the city.

Just a second ago, he was standing on concrete.

“Suzuya!” Hands shoot out and grab his wrist.

Suzuya looks up – why is he safe, why has he been spared again –

Mr. Shinohara stares back at him.

“What?” Suzuya fights the fear that he’s dead, because this is too good to be true. “How are you back?”

He knew it. He was right to fight Haise. He should have killed him. Then the fallen wouldn’t have died.

Mr. Shinohara tosses Suzuya back onto solid ground, where Nakarai and Mizurou catch him.

“How?” Suzuya cries again, paralyzed with love for his mentor.

When Mr. Shinohara crawls back up, Suzuya sees.

Shinohara now has a bikaku. He used it to save them both from falling.

“Bet you weren’t expecting us, were you?” Shirazu Ginshi – someone who’s at least supposed to have a kagune, though not life itself – hurries over.

“What is happening?!” Suzuya screams.

Okay but Shinohara Noriko age 20 joining the Suzuya squad and giving Juuzou the biggest hug she can muster?

“Juuzou!”

Suzuya spins around to face the familiar voice. A blur that sounds like Shinohara Noriko hurtles towards him. “I did it! I graduated! Now I get to work with youuuuuuuuu!”

And then she’s in his arms, squeezing him tight enough to do more damage to his organs than any ghoul.

“Noriko!” He giggles.

“You! Suzuya Juuzou! I get to work with you!” Noriko grins. She has her father’s hazel eyes. “Guess you get to pay forward what Dad taught you, huh?”

Suzuya nods. Can he? Can he do a good job?

She beams at him, more excited than any investigator he’s seen. His squad gathers around them, and she waves eagerly.

They all seem happy.

They give him strength. Mr. Shinohara still gives him strength, too.

“Welcome to Suzuya Squad,” Suzuya says. Mr. Shinohara, I won’t let you down.

May I request some headcanons about Suzuya’s squad daily life ?

You may, you may indeed.

– Keijin strictly controls how much candy is in the house out of worry Suzuya will make himself sick. This has never happened, but he doesn’t want to risk it.

– Mizurou hides candy all throughout the house. It’s become a game of Suzuya sniffing it out.

– Hanbee and Mikage are usually hired to hide candy on the top shelves. This does not stop Suzuya from climbing them.

– Mikage is a bit of a night owl. He will stay up to ridiculous hours and appears to be one of those rare species of human who doesn’t need lots of sleep.

– Hanbee has a stuffed animal collection that he originally hid until Mizurou found it. Suzuya occasionally buys him more plushies now.

– Keijin has a cologne collection he likes to try out. Some days the entire house just reeks of perfume.

– Mizurou loves playing practical jokes on all his friends, especially Hanbee (because he’s jumpy) and Keijin (because it annoys him). Suzuya can usually be enticed to help.

– Suzuya occasionally steals Hanbee’s giant stuffed giraffe and takes it to his room for the night. These are usually the nights he seems quiet or sad, so Hanbee doesn’t mind.

Fluffly Suzuhan where Hanbee is scared by thunders

“Suzuya!” Hanbee leaps into his Squad Leader’s room.

“Hanbee?” Suzuya rubs sleep out of his eyes. “It’s 3 am.”

His room lights up in a flash, and then thunder crashes down upon them.

“You’re scared of thunder?” Suzuya is surprised. He’s always loved thunder.

Hanbee nods.

“Come here.” Suzuya opens his arms, and Hanbee, the giant dork that he is, leaps into them. He shivers.

“It’s okay, I promise,” says Suzuya, tightening his grip.

Hanbee nods. “I just…feel so alone and vulnerable when thunder happens.

“Well, you’re not now.” Suzuya snuggles closer to Hanbee. “Here, I’ll wrap my blankets around you too. The Thunder can’t get you.”

“Thanks.” Thunder crashes again, and Hanbee flinches.

Suzuya smiles down at him. “I’ll stay awake with you, don’t worry!”

More sin! Are the guys of Tokyo Ghoul a boob man, an ass man, or a leg man?

Kaneki Ken – boobs. They’re so squishy.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – like his BFF, he also prefers boobs.

Nishiki Nishio – ass, probably

Tsukiyama Shuu – ass. He does envy boobs, however.

Koma Enji – all about them legs

Yoshimura Kuzen – He’d probably be more innocent, like a “smile man.”

Yomo Renji – ass, but ashamed of it.

Uta – ass and totally proud of it.

Tatara – strong legs to kick the enemy.

Kirishima Ayato – boobs, but they also make him laugh so…

Noro – boobs kinda fascinate him

Yamori – he’ll beat your ass

Naki – shapely legs are delicious in many ways.

Mado Kureo – legs. They’re useful.

Amon Koutarou – boobs. They’re cute.

Takizawa Seidou – ass. It’s sexy, unlike how he views himself.

Urie Kuki – strong legs. make yourself useful.

Mutsuki Tooru – finely sculpted legs.

Shirazu Ginshi – boooobs

Higemaru Touma – quite an ass fan.

Aura Shinsanpei – boobs but like…he’s resigned himself to never seeing them in person.

Washuu Matsuri – Urie’s ass

Washuu Yoshitoki – rather fond of boobs himself

Arima Kishou – boobs both fluster and excite him

Ui Koori – boobs. How do girls move with them? Why are they so pretty?

Take Hirako – legs are beautiful.

Itou Kuramoto – asses are attractive. if you have it, might as well flaunt it.

Suzuya Juuzou – he likes how smooth legs are.

Hanbee Abara – boobs, but they also intimidate him

Mizurou Tamaki – ass

Miyuki Mikage – legs, legs tall enough to reach his height

Keijin Nakarai – ass and boobs. he chooses both.

Kuriowa Takeomi – asses fascinate him

Kuriowa Iwao – his wife’s boobs

Shinohara Yukinori – all about those long legs.

Mougan Tanakamaru – he appreciates a finely sculpted ass. His own, specifically.

Furuta Nimura – Boobs. Rize’s boobs. His own lack of boobs. Boobs.

What are some characters’ sleeping positions?

Let me know if you want any others! These were the first I thought of. 🙂

Kaneki Ken – fetal position

Kirishima Touka – knees bent

Fueguchi Hinami – cuddling her pillow

Kirishima Ayato – whatever looks the least comfortable so he can brag about it later. He’s tried standing more than once

Tsukiyama Shuu – arms spread out

Kanae Von Rosewald – falls asleep on her knees praying for Master Shuu

Yomo Renji – on his side

Uta – arms above his head

Amon Koutarou – on his back

Akira Mado – on her back, a pillow under her knees to support her muscles

Takizawa Seidou – fetal position

Mutsuki Tooru – curled into a ball

Urie Kuki – stick-straight, on his back

Yonebayashi Saiko – on her stomach

Higemaru Touma – snow-angel pose

Aura Shinsanpei – crushed against the wall

Hsaio Ching-Li – she’s not fond of pillows

Shirazu Ginshi – on his back

Ui Koori – on his stomach

Hairu Ihei – drowning in a sea of pink pillows

Arima Kishou – knees bent

Yoshimura Eto – constantly tossing and turning, so really ALL THE POSITIONS

Suzuya Juuzou – fetal position

“We are going to become girls” but is the S3 and a guy tries to hit on Hanbee because damn those long legs

Hanbee nervously sips his soda, well aware he towers over most of the women here.

He’s totally getting the S3 outed. He can’t pass for a woman.

He’s not Suzuya, who has the attention of several men, or Keijin with his large eyes and sass. He doesn’t have Mizurou’s humor or Mikage’s flirtatious skill.

So he is flummoxed when someone whistled behind him.

“Hey girl. Can I buy you a drink?” A bespectacled man grins.

Is he supposed to say yes? “Uh – I’ll have a Pepsi.”

“That’s it?” The man nods eagerly. He orders a Pepsi for Hanbee and a vodka soda for himself. “I get it. Introvert. I’m not a fan of bars either.”

The man hands Hanbee his soda. “Are you an athlete? You have the longest legs I’ve ever seen.”

“Kind of,” Hanbee says.

“Kind of?” The man asks with amusement. “What do you do for work?”

“Uh – ”

“Hanbeeeeeee.” Suzuya prances over. “Come dance with me, silly. Let’s have fun.”

“Wait!” The man pulls out a business card. “I just want to say, Hanbee, you’re the prettiest woman I’ve ever seen, and I’ll be honored if you call me back.”

He’s so sweet, Hanbee almost feels like he should.

So the next week, once the case is wrapped up, the man meets Hanbee at a cafe for the surprise of his life.

Ever though about Tamaki and Nakarai?…. my smol blonde boi deserves joy

“Nakarai, what are you staring at?” Mizurou Tamaki hurries outside.

Keijin Nakarai looks back from his seat on the steps to their house. “The stars. Miyuki was right. You could lose yourself looking at them.”

“We’d find you,” says Tamaki.

Nakarai snorts. “Only if I want to be found.”

“You know you’d miss us!” Tamaki slaps Nakarai’s shoulder. “You know it!”

“All right, all right, I would, okay?” Nakarai laughs.

“Good.” Tamaki elbows Nakarai all the same.

“Do tha again,” Nakarai warns, “and I’ll tickle you.”

Tamaki gasps, recalling how just last week they introduced Suzuya to the horrible concept of tickles. “You wouldn’t dare!”

“You know I would.” Nakarai grins.

“Can I kiss you?”

“What?!” He spurts.

“I mean – Nakarai, you – I like you.” Tamaki lowers his eyes. “That’s why I followed you out here.”

“Looking at the stars, we have our first kiss. Does this make us star-crossed? You better not die on me.” Nakarai can’t believe it, but finally – “So that’s a yes!”

Their lips meet, and Nakarai feels like he’s started a great adventure and Tamaki feels wanted and –

And then both hear Suzuya, Hanbee, and Mikage giggling from the door behind them.

ok so. may i request haise and juuzou making out in the office room since no one else is in there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and things start to get pretty steamy until suddenly someone (you can choose who) comes in the room and catches them in the act.

Hehe I love “caught in the act” scenarios.

“Haise.” Suzuya Juuzou tugs on Sasaki’s hair. “Kiss me more.”

“Always.” Sasaki dives in. Suzuya pulls him down across the desk, and soon Sasaki is straddling him and their limbs are intertwined and all Sasaki can think is Juuzou, Juuzou, Juuzou, and all Suzuya can think is Haise.

He moans as Sasaki’s tongue circles his.

“That feels so good,” he says between kisses.

“You feel good.” Sasaki puts his hands between Suzuya’s legs. “Is this okay?”

“Mmm-hmm.” Suzuya treasure the feeling of Sasaki’s hands on him, of Sasaki’s hips digging into his.

He slips his own hands under Sasaki’s coat to feel his chest. “Ah-ahhh.”

A high-pitched scream sends both of them toppling to the floor. They look up to see Urie Kuki wailing and pounding his own eyes. “Help! Help! Someone! BLIND ME!”