Tag: suzuya juuzou

Suzuhan???

– Hanbee is the fashionista of the two. He picks out all of Suzuya’s dark, pretty outfits.

– Suzuya sometimes swings from the fan in their ceiling so he can surprise attack Hanbee. 

– Suzuya frequently tackles Hanbee, demanding cuddles. Hanbee happily obliges.

– Shinohara’s family is very supportive of their relationship. Hanbee teared up when Shinohara’s wife told him that Mr. Shinohara would have loved him for making Juuzou so happy.

– Hanbee has a habit of talking in his sleep, which Suzuya has filmed more than once, to his Squad’s delight. Well, his Squad except Hanbee. 

– Suzuya often falls asleep in Hanbee’s arms. Hanbee adores this. The first time it happened, he cried with joy.

– Suzuya loves playing with Hanbee’s hair. 

would you fuck your clone tg re edition

Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – No, my clone makes me sad.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – It’d be fun.

Kamishiro Rize – Yes please. 

Kirishima Touka – I’d rather fuck Kaneki. 

Koma Enji – Ab-sol-ute-ly!

Irimi Kaya – I’m sorry, did you say something?

Yomo Renji – No way. 

Kosaka Yoriko – No? 

Hinami Feuguchi – Uh…ummmmmm…

Nishiki Nishio – I’d rather fuck Kimi.

Nishino Kimi – I’d do it for science. 

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – I’d do it while eating myself. 

Karren von Rosewald – If I could pretend it was Master Shuu.

Matsumae – Nah.

Mirumo – 100x yes.

Chie Hori – No.

Clowns

Uta – I’ve already done it. Kagune clone. 

Itori – Hell yeah. I’m hot. 

Hoito Roma – *giggles* obviously

Nimura Furuta – My answer is a resounding yes. 

Rio/Shikorae – ?!

Nico – It’d be so tragic, since you couldn’t be in love with yourself…

Donato Porpora – Technically, that’s not against the Bible…

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – I’m gonna decline to answer this

Tatara – What is wrong with you people

Yoshimura Eto – Never say never

Noro – Why am I alive.

Miza Kusakari – Yep.

Naki – Huh?

Yumitsu Tomoe/Hakatori – Probably

Banjou Kazuichi – I’m scared and my answer is no.

CCG

Amon Koutarou – Amon.exe has ceased to function

Takizawa Seidou – No, because I hate myself. 

Mado Akira – I’d rather fuck a kakuja ghoul. 

Houji Kousuke- Shh don’t tell. 

Marude Itsuki – Hell no. 

Washuu Yoshitoki – Hell yes. 

Washuu Matsuri – No. Give me Urie. 

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – Over and over.

Kuriowa Takeomi – Uh – uh – n – no?

Kuriowa Iwao – Nope.

Aura Kiyoko – I’m not even dignifying that with a response. 

Tanakamaru Mougan – I wish. 

Itou Kuramoto – Tee-hee. Yes. 

Kurona Yasuhisa – I used to have a clone. My identical twin. Sometimes I can still hear her voice…

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Probably

Arima Kishou – Did Eto send you to ask this?

Ui Koori – It’s unethical. 

Take Hirako – Who can say?

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Why not?

Keijin Nakarai – I’d rather have someone else interested in me besides me. 

Hanbee Abara – Nooooooo.

Miyuki Mikage – OMG YES. 

Mizurou Tamaki – Possibly. 

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – hahahaha of course. 

Shirazu Ginshi – Why the fuck are you asking this? 

Urie Kuki – indubitably. 

Mutsuki Tooru – I’m grotesque 😦 

Hsaio Ching-Li – lol no.

Aura Shinsanpei – That sounds melodramatic, so yes. 

Higemaru Touma – lol. lol. lol. uh. Come back later after I’ve thought about it.

could you please write some more about juuzou crushing on haise?? its been a while since i asked this but i crave it

Ooooooooooh!

“Haise is so sweet,” Suzuya Juuzou murmurs, watching his friend across the office. Haise is handing candy to the Zero Squad kids. Arima shakes his head, probably anticipating a sugar-high Shio. 

“He’s kind,” Hanbee agrees.

“Should I buy him some candy?”

“Wouldn’t you eat it first?” Mizurou asks.

Suzuya’s face falls. “For Haise…maybe I wouldn’t.”

“Wait. Is this a crush?” Keijin narrows his eyes.

“What?” Suzuya yelps.

“Affirmative.” Mikage chuckles.

 Suzuya shakes his head slowly. His eyes look like saucers. “No…I don’t even know…I don’t think I’d know what a crush was.”

“You’re adorable,” Keijin says.

“Take it from people who know. Does you heart flutter when you see him?” asks Mizurou.

“No.” Suzuya bites his lip. “But my tummy tightens.”

“Close enough.” Mikage clears his throat. “Do you daydream about him?”

“Yeah, we go to candy shops together…”

“Do you feel safe and warm around him?” asks Hanbee. 

Suzuya nods.

“Congratulations, you have a crush.” Mizurou pushes Suzuya towards Haise’s direction. “Now, go make those candy shop dreams reality.” 

Suzuya hesitates. How unlike him. Maybe that’s part of a crush, too. He forces himself to walk over to Haise.

Haise turns around to greet him with a smile that sends happiness flooding Suzuya’s heart. 

Nsfw facts about Seidou, Kiyoko, Itori, and Juuzou? ;D

Takizawa Seidou

– He likes handcuffing himself to his partner.

– He finds watching his S/O pleasure themself a turn-on.

 – He prefers rough sex, but when his partner finally introduces gentle lovemaking, he cries like a baby from sheer happiness.

Aura Kiyoko

– This woman will dominate in battle and in the bedroom.

– She’s probably not one for lingerie. Stark-naked it is.

– Her lover will be left in wonder and awe, because damn, does this woman know her stuff.

Itori 

– Itori might be more fond of foreplay than actual sex.

– She loves when her partner goes down on her.

– She is always up for role-playing.

Suzuya Juuzou

– Suzuya is rather scared of sex at first, because he feels insecure about his damaged parts.His partner probably started things really slow, and gave him prolific reassurance that they love his beautiful body.

– Once Suzuya gets excited about sex, he wants it all the time.  

– He is very fond of snuggling afterwards, for hours and hours. 

Totally sure Hanbee is the one who bought that Dark lolita dress and stiled Suzuya for the auction.

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“Wow, you like pretty dresses, Hanbee.” Suzuya slides his fingers around the silky black fabric. His squad is gathered around in their living room, watching to see if Hanbee came through on his promise to find the perfect outfit for their leader. 

“It seemed your style. Delicate and deadly.” Hanbee’s cheeks burn. Mizurou gives him a thumbs up. 

Suzuya giggles. He skips towards his room, hollering over his shoulder. “I’ll put it on, but then you help me with my makeup!”

“Does Hanbee even know how to do that?” Keijin jokes.

“Hopefully more than we do,” Mikage says.

Hanbee clears his throat and stares at the ground. He’s not that obvious, is he?

When Suzuya appears, Mikage whistles and Mizurou elbows Hanbee.

Apparently he is that obvious. Oops.

He’s soon captivated with how dazzling Suzuya looks. His leader practically sparkles in his Dark Lolita style dress. It goes perfectly with the twisted smile he’s pasted on.

“Here. Let me get my makeup.” Hanbee hurries to his room, and returns carrying glossy hair extensions, red ribbons, and a makeup kit.

Hanbee applies creamy foundation first before lifting crimson lipstick. 

“Ooh, like blood,” Suzuya says eagerly.

“I think it’ll look beautiful on him, right Hanbee?” Keijin grins wickedly.

“R- right.” Hanbee’s hands tremble as he applies the stain to Suzuya’s lips. 

Next is eyeshadow and eyeliner. Suzuya doesn’t even flinch as Hanbee traces over his lids, crafting points as sharp as any quinque.

“We should take pictures. You look wonderful. I almost forget we’re going into battle.” Mizurou chuckles as Hanbee puts the finishing touches on Suzuya’s hair.

Suzuya smiles up at Hanbee. “Thank you, Hanbee.”

“You’re welcome, Squad Leader,” Hanbee whispers back as his heart accelerates.

Everyone’s reaction at Suzuya saying fuck ???

Kaneki/Sasaki: You – You shouldn’t – s-s-s-ay that…Hahaha…Uh…Help.

Mutsuki: *scared*

Urie: *stunned silence*

Shirazu: *chokes*

Saiko: Hey fucker, wanna fucking go? I fucking love it.

Hanbee: *turns bright red, gets very antsy*

Keijin: *impressed* *makes a mental note that swearing may be okay in front of his squad leader* 

Mizurou: OMFG

Mikage: the constellations have aligned. The planets have united as one. The world is ending and it is beautiful.

Shinohara: Suzuya, sometimes that word upsets people. I’ve found it helpful to try saying what is making you so angry, rather than saying that word. 

Hanbee has a niece, his brother’s 4 year old daughter called Misaki, and one day his brother and his wife can’t find a babysitter so the Suzuya squad offer to take care of Misaki for the weekend. What happens?

“Does Misaki like candy?” Suzuya looks at his pockets, which he has stuffed with Skittles, M&M’s, and chocolate. 

Hanbee pales on his way to answer their door. “My brother is super-strict on sugar.”

“So the answer is yes,” Mizurou says.

Keijin opens the door. 

“Hiiiiiiiiii!” Misaki races in, giggling. “I memorized all your names! Suzuya! Mikage! Mizurou! Keijin! Uncle Hanbeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” 

Keijin looks ill already as Hanbee’s brother and his wife hand over instructions. 

“No sugar,” they emphasize before leaving.

Suzuya looks horrified, but he doesn’t want to interfere with her upbringing. So he tries to shove his jacket in the hall closet. 

“Is that candy?” Misaki’s eyes focus, like lasers, on his pockets.

“Yes, but -”

Suzuya has to dive out of the way as Misaki barrels towards him. “Please! Please! Uncle Hanbee!” 

Hanbee sighs as Suzuya climbs onto the furniture, away from this four-year-old human monster. “We’re screwed.”

“Give it,” Mikage says.

Suzuya sighs with relief and dumps the candy onto the child’s head. It rains down upon her like amazing rain.

“I love you!” she cheers, mouth full of sugar. “Can I see your quinques?”

“Hell no,” Keijin exclaims.

“You swore.” 

Hanbee whimpers. She’ll tell her parents, won’t she? “Uh, sure.”

“Yessssss!” Misaki claps her hands innocently. 

“Here’s Beef.” Mizurou opens his briefcase. 

“Eek! I want one.”

“No,” Hanbee declares.

“Fine.” She pouts. She’s immediately distracted by the sea of candy surrounding her. “Can we make a piñata with all this candy?”

“Yes!” cheers Mikage.

“Good idea,” Suzuya adds.

Paper-mache. Hanbee winces, but he has to admit, he kinda wants to do this too. 

When Misaki’s parents return two days later, they find the Suzuya Squad’s living room coated in plaster and dyes, and candy wrappings in Misaki’s hair.

May I ask for a sfw+nsfw thing with :re Juuzou x Seidou or Seidou x Juuzou? I love your work so much it brings me happiness that you’ve done so many pairings for people. You really are wonderful for bringing people’s ships to life c’: ((bless ya soul, you’re like an angel that was sent to the tg community))

Awww thank you. ❤

“Why do you like me?” Seidou shakes his head. 

“You remind me of me.” Juuzou pops more candy into his mouth. 

Seidou can’t help but feel envy. He misses sugar.

“I used to kill, kill, kill too. I mean, I still kinda do.” Juuzou frowns. “Akira once said empathy is something I need to learn.” 

“That, uh, sounds like Akira,” Seidou says with a laugh. 

Juuzou grins. “Well, that makes you kinda like my project. I can empathize with you.”

“Juuzou, referring to people as a project is not considered nice.” Seidou bristles. 

“Really?” Juuzou frowns.

Seidou bangs his head on the table. “God fucking dammit. I never would’ve thought you would be reaching out to me. I wasn’t exactly nice to you when I was normal.”

“Normal is boring.” Juuzou impatiently bites into his lollipop. 

“Maybe.” Seidou shrugs.

Juuzou pecks him on the lips.

“Wait – what?!” Seidou splutters. “Juuzou!”

“You deserve a kiss, Seidou.” Juuzou speaks his name without disgust or hate. He’s just Seidou, his friend.

Seidou’s eyes mist, to his chagrin. Why didn’t he kiss him back? “Oops.”

Juuzou kisses him again, and Seidou reacts this time. He presses his lips against Juuzou, draws his friend closer to his chest. 

“Wow,” says Juuzou. 

“You’re so innocent.” Seidou rolls his eyes. Not that he’s wasn’t a never-been-kissed virgin two minutes ago, too. “Aren’t I repulsive?” 

“I don’t think you’re gross. I like you.” Juuzou pulls off his shirt, revealing scar after scar from Big Madam. 

Seidou scowls. “Who hurt you and can I kill them.”

“They’re gone now.” Juuzou doesn’t even seem happy about it. 

Seidou pulls off his own shirt. He’s fairly muscular now, but his posture is terrible. He’d be grossed out by him. “Did that person make you into their plaything? I remember…I remember I felt like a lab experiment. I was, actually. And every time I behaved like a ghoul, I was praised. It was the only way to live.”

Juuzou runs a hand down Seidou’s chest. “I was Big Madam’s pet. In the restaurant. The more flashy the deaths, the less she hurt me. But she always hurt me. Every night. To prepare me.” 

Juuzou looks sad. “Can I show you something?”

“Sure.”

Seidou watched Juuzou remove his pants and underwear. 

He’s not surprised at what he sees – but his heart hurts. At least Kanou never castrated him. “Juuzou, I’m so sorry.”

Juuzou smiles sadly. “See, you’re not grotesque.”

“Neither are you.” Seidou kisses him again.

“Seidou, I can’t – I can’t make love. Ever.” Juuzou looks miserable.

“There are other ways.” Seidou rolls his eyes. “I can’t believe I, virgin extraordinaire, have to tutor you.”

Juuzou giggles. “Please do.” 

Seidou eagerly removes his own pants. Juuzou seems fascinated by what’s beneath, and Seidou can’t help but feel pride. They explore each other for hours, and Seidou feels a rush of joy when Juuzou sighs with pleasure. 

“See?” He smirks, and Juuzou kisses him again.

TG characters as Christmas Songs 🎄

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – O Holy Night

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

Yoshimura Kuzen – What Child Is This?

Kamishiro Rize – All I Want for Christmas Is You

Kirishima Touka – Angels We Have Heard on High

Koma Enji – Frosty the Snowman

Irimi Kaya – The First Noel

Yomo Renji – The Holly and the Ivy

Kosaka Yoriko – Love Came Down

Hinami Feuguchi – Silver Bells

Nishiki Nishio – We Three Kings

Nishino Kimi – O Christmas Tree

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – The 12 Days of Christmas

Karren von Rosewald – Last Christmas

Matsumae – Good King Wenceslas 

Mirumo – We Wish You a Merry Christmas

Chie Hori – What Child is This?

Clowns

Uta – Ding Dong Merrily on High

Itori – Mele Kalikimaka

Hoito Roma – Wonderful Christmastime 

Nimura Furuta – You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Rio/Shikorae – Up on the Housetop

Nico – Santa Baby

Donato Porpora – Here Comes Santa Claus

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24

Yamori – Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Tatara – White Christmas

Yoshimura Eto – Carol of the Bells

Noro – Silent Night

Miza Kusakari – I Saw Three Ships

Naki – Jingle Bells

Hakatori – Making Christmas

Banjou Kazuichi – O Little Town of Bethlehem

CCG

Amon Koutarou – O Come All Ye Faithful

Takizawa Seidou – O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

Mado Akira – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Houji Kousuke- Away in a Manger

Mado Kureo – Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

Marude Itsuki – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Washuu Yoshitoki – Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

Washuu Matsuri – Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy 

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – The Christmas Shoes, because it pains everyone else

Kuriowa Takeomi – Ave Maria

Kuriowa Iwao – Angels from the Realms of Glory

Aura Kiyoko – Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree

Tanakamaru Mougan – Go Tell It on the Mountain

Shinohara Yukinori – Happy Christmas (War is Over)

Itou Kuramoto – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Kurona Yasuhisa – I’ll Be Home for Christmas

Hajime Hazuki – All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

Mayazumi – Run Rudolph

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – The Wassail Song

Arima Kishou – O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

Ui Koori – Little Drummer Boy

Take Hirako – Let It Snow

Arima Yusa – It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

Ihei Shio – Deck the Halls

Souza Rikai – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Once in a Royal David’s City

Keijin Nakarai – Silver and Gold

Hanbee Abara – Walking in a Winter Wonderland

Miyuki Mikage – Holly Jolly Christmas

Mizurou Tamaki – Jingle Bell Rock

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – Joy to the World

Shirazu Ginshi – Feliz Navidad

Urie Kuki – Do You Hear What I Hear?

Mutsuki Tooru – Please Come Home for Christmas

Hsaio Ching-Li – Sleigh Ride

Aura Shinsanpei – Blue Christmas 

Higemaru Touma – Little Drummer Boy