What’s your biggest HC for Uta/ Juuzou/ Naki and Yomo? Like one that you’ll 100% defend unless it’s proven to be false in cannon.

– Uta: I can neither live with you nor without you 100% refers to his love for Yomo. I hope they prove this in the manga soon. (Oh, I love the idea that he’s the one-eyed king). 

– Suzuya Juuzou: will eventually realize and reciprocate Hanbee’s feelings.  

– Naki: Probably never grew up with parents or anyone but a gang of teenagers who didn’t teach him reading. Hence his innocence coupled with violence. 

– Yomo Renji: 1. he would be an amazing dad and it’s a crime he doesn’t have kids of his own. If he survives the series, I expect him to help run an orphanage or some sort of system to help the children who’ve been hurt on both sides. 2. If, through an alternate universe, he met Aizawa Shouta from BNHA, they would be best friends. 

Suzuya Squad members as classmates, Shinohara as their teacher maybe (? I need something funny besides all the tragedy ;-;

“Suzuya, you don’t need to threaten Seidou with needles. Frankly, I’m surprised we don’t have a policy against those.” Mr. Shinohara sighs.

“Okay.” Suzuya giggles. He always sits in the front row, eager to answer questions, even though he’s distractible and occasionally attacks the other students. 

Mizurou Tamaki smiles up at Shinohara. He’s a mischievous one, always passing notes to Suzuya and Miyuki Mikage.

Mikage, however, never pays attention. He doodles constellations and looks up his horoscope in class. 

Now Mizurou slips a note to Keijin Nakarai, who responds with a glare. Nakarai wouldn’t dare disrespect Shinohara to his face.

And then there’s Hanbee Abara, Suzuya’s best friend and enabler. He sneaks Suzuya pudding, and in return, Suzuya helps coach him how to answer questions in class without freezing up.

Shinohara breaks out into a smile. He loves these kids and their ridiculous idiosyncrasies.

“Take your seats. We have a pop quiz!” Mr. Shinohara announces.

Suzuya groans, Nakarai pales, and Mikage shrugs his shoulders, as if to say well I’m not passing, so I don’t care. 

But Suzuya will try his best, Shinohara knows. Even if he doesn’t know the math, he’ll find some unique way to figure it out.

He loves these kids like his children. 

Platonic Suzuhan Anon is back again ;;)) I miss my boys too much Can I have some good cuddles on the sofa during a freezing cold night? Please???

Yes, please.

Suzuya scurries inside the home he shares with his Squad. Mizurou and Mikage pile behind him. 

Hanbee looks up from the kitchen. “Did you have fun?”

“Mmm-hmmm.” Suzuya’s teeth chatter. “We made snowmen.” 

“And now I’m going to warm up in the shower to regain half the feeling in my limbs,” Mizurou announces.

“I didn’t need to picture you in the shower,” Mikage retorts. The two laugh as they head upstairs.

“Do you want some cocoa?” Hanbee offers. 

Suzuya nods eagerly. He practically leaps with excitement as Hanbee also takes out their container of marshmallows.

“You’ve been into them again.” Hanbee observes the nearly empty container.

“They’re yummy.” Suzuya yanks off his snowshoes and plops onto the sofa. “I hope you’re drinking cocoa, too.”

“Of course.” Hanbee pulls two mugs out of their cabinets. 

After a few minutes, Hanbee nestles besides Suzuya.

Suzuya slurps his chocolate. “Ow.”

“You know it’s hot. You can feel it! Why did you drink it?” Hanbee cries.

“I’m too excited,” Suzuya complains, leaning against Hanbee. He loves his friend’s warmth. He feels safe here.

“Me too, but you don’t see me burning myself,” Hanbee teases, sipping his cocoa.

“You have a chocolate mustache.” Suzuya giggles. “Still looks better than Mougan’s.” 

Hanbee nearly spits out his drink. “Don’t make me laugh so hard. I’ll spill.”

“Oh, you have better motor control than that,” Suzuya says with a roll of his eyes.

They grin at each other, two friends warming together on a cold night. 

Juzzou meeting another human who was a pet like him? Like also used as entertainment for the ghoul restaurant (if that makes sense)

Makes perfect sense. I’m excited to write this. 🙂 

“I don’t like this,” says a small CCG investigator to Suzuya’s right. Oggai. They’ve slipped away from the rest of their squad. 

Suzuya doesn’t respond. He just sees more limbs being thrown on the fire as Washuu Kichimura lectures the citizens of Tokyo.

“It feels like the restaurant again,” they beg.

Suzuya stiffens. “Who are you?” 

“I used to work at the restaurant, too.” The Oggai shivers. “I heard you did, too. This reminds me of it and I – I mean, if we’re doing the same things as the ghouls, aren’t we no better?”

Their eyes rake him, desperate for hope.

“All we can do is follow the orders of those who know better,” Suzuya says dully. That’s what Mr. Shinohara told him once.

“Sure. When they know better,” the kid argues. “Do you really think they know better now?!” They point to a head that’s been tosses in the air.

“Let me think about it,” Suzuya says quickly. Their presence scares him. 

“Don’t leave me to the mad adults again,” says the kid, tears in their eyes. “Please. They said that was over.”

Suzuya hesitates. They – they’re as disobedient as he used to be. And yet he can’t shake the feeling that they’re right. “You want to get ice cream right now?”

They nod eagerly.

And Suzuya finds out that this kid’s escape is the reason the latest restaurant was raided. They’re brave and kind and clearly tired of killing.

He promises them that it will end soon. They even crack a smile when he sends them back to the Oggai.

When Suzuya enters the tunnels with Furuta, he’s unsure how he will respond to Haise. If he can even kill him.

And then he sees their body, fallen with several other Oggai. Slaughtered. Gone. 

He couldn’t save them. Just like Mr. Shinohara. It ended soon, but not in the right way. 

Kaneki has robbed him of his chance to be a Mr. Shinohara. 

And so when Suzuya sees ghouls, he doesn’t hesitate to throw his knives. 

Tokyo Ghoul Juuzou, Shinohara, Houji, Takizawa, Akira and Amon meeting their future :re selves.

OMG

Suzuya Juuzou – He’d be intrigued. A bit confused as to why he chooses certain things. But I think he’d be happy that he’s found friendship and happiness, and that Mr. Shinohara still matters to him.

Shinohara Yukinori – He’d be disquieted at his vegetative state. He would, however, ask about whether his family visits, how they and Suzuya are doing, etc. Once he finds out they’re okay, he’d be more accepting. And he’d be very intrigued by the ghoul who visits to bring him flowers. 

Houji Kousuke – He’d be very disappointed about what happened to Seidou. He’d even debate with himself whether he should have tried to kill him. His :re self will insist on killing Seidou now, Luke-Skywalker-to-Ben-Solo style. But he won’t be able to do it, not yet. 

Takizawa Seidou – He might go a little crazy. He’d deny it flat-out. “There’s no way you are me, goth freak!” And then he’d cry and spend more quality time with his family and Rocky. He’d probably keep it to himself, though. His only way for calm would be denying it and occasionally reminding himself that Akira and Amon did not reject him even then. 

Mado Akira – She’d be intrigued, though the idea that she’d befriend the Rabbit and Yotsume would offend her. She’d also be interested in stopping Seidou and Amon from becoming ghouls, which might cause problems. Amon might then wonder why she kept bringing him donuts every morning. 

Amon Koutarou – He’d be sickened that he’d turn into a ghoul. Once he realizes he can still be a good person and help his friends, as opposed to being the predator Donato was, he’d calm down a little. In time, he’d realize that knowing ghouls and humans are connected far more than he imagined is freeing

((Happy holidays! How was your Christmas?)) Can you do a KanekixJuuzou Christmas scenario where Juuzou can’t think of anything to give his love, so on the night of Christmas after partying (this would be after the series), Juuzou gets some privacy with Kaneki and sticks a bow on him. He apologizes for all the pain he gave him during the war with Furuta and offers himself to Kaneki as his Christmas gift, which is hard because Juuzou is insecure about his body. They end up making love that night

Happy Holidays to you, too! My Christmas was nice although hectic; how was yours?

“Hey, Hai – Ken, I mean.” Suzuya taps Kaneki on the shoulder. 

“Suzuya, we’re alone.” Kaneki laughs as they walk up to Kaneki’s apartment. Suzuya insisted on having a private talk tonight after their revelries.

As soon as they’re sipping coffee around Kaneki’s table, Suzuya climbs onto the table and sticks a bow on Kaneki’s chest. 

“Huh?”

“I’m sorry,” Suzuya begins, tears dribbling down his cheeks. “I’m sorry I cut off your limbs and told you I was gonna kill you. I was – I thought Mr. Shinohara would want me to follow orders, and I was wrong.” 

“Juuzou, it’s okay.” Kaneki smiles. “I loved following Arima’s orders too. I understand.”

“It was still wrong.” Suzuya sniffles. “I love you, Haise – I mean, Kaneki. And I almost killed you.”

Kaneki embraces the small man. “It’s okay. I forgive you, I promise. And I love you, too.”

“That was my present. My apology.” Suzuya sighs. “Not much of one but – wait – you love me?”

“Of course,” says Kaneki, his face serious.

“Then I’ll be your present,” Suzuya blurts out. He’s afraid, of course, but he doesn’t want to waste any more time. 

“Suzuya…” Kaneki sighs, fully recognizing how ashamed Suzuya typically is, despite his paradoxically brazen behavior. “Well, tonight I’m your present, too.”

Suzuya gasps as Kaneki leans forward to kiss him. They lose themselves in a fluffy of kisses and caresses, but they slowly move towards the bedroom anyhow.

“Is this okay?” Kaneki asks, taking a break from kissing. His jaw hurts at this rate.

“Yes.” Suzuya’s eyes sparkle. He’s excited that tonight, he can finally make love with someone who won’t be disgusted by him. Someone who forgives him and loves him despite his misdeeds. 

And Kaneki’s excited to make love with someone who sees him as an equal despite his ghoul nature, despite his failures. 

“I love you,” Suzuya says again as Kaneki slips his hands under his pants. He doesn’t feel afraid anymore, not one bit. 

hi hello im in a big mood for some fluffy haisuzu sooo… maybe haise confessing his love to juuzou? and and maybe a first kiss or something..?? i dunno just make it as fluffy and sweet as possible thanks bye ヾ( 〃ω〃)ッ

“You have something to tell me?” Suzuya asks Haise. He’s at the CCG Christmas party, surrounded by friends and twinkling lights and eggnog. Suzuya loves eggnog, because he remembers Mr. Shinohara giving him his first cup.

“Mmm-hmmm.” Haise smiles, backing up slowing until he’s directly under the mistletoe. “I love eggnog, don’t you.”

“Yes.” Suzuya waits.

“I, uh, just wanted to tell you. I think you’re amazing, brilliant, a good leader, a great fighter, and I really like you,” Haise says. His cheeks flush. 

“Are you hot?” Suzuya asks with concern. Haise is wearing that ugly Santa sweater, after all. 

“No, just nervous.” Haise bites his lip. “I really like you, Suzuya. Not just as a friend.”

“Oh – oh!” Suzuya is stunned. Mr. Shinohara told him crushes happened, but Suzuya hasn’t much thought about it.

Still. Sasaki likes him. Haise likes him! A warm tingling sensation unfolds in Suzuya’s belly.

Haise waits nervously. 

“Hey!” Keijin points at Haise and Suzuya. “They’re directly under the mistletoe!”

Suzuya grins. With a snort, he stands on his tiptoes and plants a kiss directly on Haise’s lips.

Haise gasps with delight. 

Shinohara wakes up and meets Hanbee

Hanbee holds his breath as Suzuya and he enter the stark hospital room, which smells of limp food and cleaning fluids. 

Suzuya wants to stop, to run away, but he can’t, so Hanbee will hold his breath in his leader’s place.

Suzuya steps in full view of the bed, where Shinohara Yukinori sits, awake and smiling at his wife and not-so-little kids.

Suzuya’s heart beats wildly. Is there still a place for him with Mr. Shinohara?

Shinohara stills as soon as he spies Suzuya. Then he holds out his hands, as emotion clouds his ability to speak. 

“Mr. Shinohara!” Suzuya wails and launches himself into Shinohara’s arms. “You’re here, you’re really here.”

“I am,” says Shinohara, embracing Suzuya. “Juuzou, you’ve become a great man.”

“T-thank you,” says Suzuya, wiping his eyes.

“Who is this?” Shinohara’s eyes flit over to the doorway, where Hanbee stands.

“That is Hanbee Abara, my squad member. He’s…very special to me,” says Suzuya, flushing.

“Hanbee.” Mr. Shinohara smiles at him. “I’m glad Suzuya found someone like you.”

Hanbee gasps. “Thank you, sir! Suzuya is – well, he’s the most amazing leader we have. And I – I love him.”

“I’m glad,” says Shinohara, squeezing Suzuya’s shoulder. “Nothing could make me happier.”

I FREAKING LOVE SUZUYA SCENARIOS HELP Please Bless me with a christmas one where all the Suzuya Squad members celebrate together like a real family

❤ ❤ ❤

“Hanbee, can you straighten the star?” asks Keijin. “You’re the only one tall enough.”

Hanbee sighs, but rises from his position on their couch besides Suzuya. He reaches up to adjust the crooked, rainbowed star. “There.”

“Yay!” Suzuya claps his hands. “Is it present time yet?”

“Yes, it’s present time.” Mizurou agrees. 

“I’ll play Santa!” Suzuya swipes Mikage’s fuzzy red and white stocking off his head.

“Hey!” cries Mikage, but he’s laughing to show he doesn’t really mind.

 “This is for Hanbee.” Suzuya hands his best friend a small box. “From me!”

“And to Mikage, from Keijin.” A large, heavy package nearly topples Mikage.

“And Keijin, from Mizurou.” A tall, heavy box.

“To Mizurou, from Mikage.” A small, light wrapping. 

“And to me, from Hanbee!” Suzuya crows, looking at the large box peppered with holes. 

“One – two – three – go!” 

Wrapping paper flies everywhere as the young men tear into their presents. 

Hanbee leaps a mile at the Jack-in-the-box. “Suzuya! You would.”

“An astronomy encyclopedia? This is phenomenal,” gasps Mikage.

Keijin beams at his small falcon statue. “I love it, Mizurou.”

“Good.” Mizurou waves tickets to the next gaming convention. “Mikage, you’re the best.”

“Suzuya?” Keijin leans forward with anticipation.

Suzuya stares down into the box. A squeak emanates from his lips. “Hanbee!”

He bends down to lift out a snowy white kitten with red eyes. 

“It’s a Suzuya cat!” offers Hanbee. “Also albino.”

“I love it!” Suzuya shrieks as the cat buries its face in his shoulder. “I love it! It’s so cute! Oh my goodness!” 

“What will you name it?” asks Mikage.

“Mischief,” says Suzuya, stroking it with tears in his eyes. 

What the TG characters want for Christmas

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – to be safe

Nagachika Hideyoshi – to see Kaneki again

Yoshimura Kuzen – Eto’s forgiveness

Kamishiro Rize – freedom and food

Kirishima Touka – Kaneki to be free of the worm 

Koma Enji – to be alive

Irimi Kaya – a puppy

Yomo Renji – His niece and nephew safe

Kosaka Yoriko – To see Touka again 

Hinami Feuguchi – for everyone she loves to be happy

Nishiki Nishio – to kiss Kimi

Nishino Kimi – a world where ghouls and humans live in harmony

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – A taste of Kaneki 

Karren von Rosewald – Tsukiyama’s love

Matsumae – the family’s safety 

Mirumo – his son’s happiness

Chie Hori – another camera

Clowns

Uta – eyeball snacks. Maybe a kiss from Yomo. 

Itori – blood wine!

Hoito Roma – to belong

Nimura Furuta – his father’s approval 

Rio/Shikorae – his brother

Nico – makeup

Donato Porpora – a reunion with Amon

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – Hinami’s coffee. Maybe Hinami. 

Yamori – kagune pliers 

Tatara – Houji’s head, but really his siblings back 

Yoshimura Eto – the world’s obedience 

Noro – life

Miza Kusakari – nothing bad to happen anymore

Naki – to see Yamori again

Hakatori – a new quinque 

Banjou Kazuichi – a hug

CCG

Amon Koutarou – to be a good person

Takizawa Seidou – to be human again

Mado Akira – internal peace 

Houji Kousuke – a break from murder investigators 

Mado Kureo – to kill the one-eyed owl and make their kagune into his quinque

Marude Itsuki – assurance that Yoshitoki was actually his friend 

Washuu Yoshitoki – a vacation

Washuu Matsuri – Urie

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – nothing good. 

Kuriowa Takeomi – Yoriko’s cooking

Kuriowa Iwao – his son’s happiness

Aura Kiyoko – Aura to calm down

Tanakamaru Mougan – hairspray

Shinohara Yukinori – to see his family again

Itou Kuramoto – a practical joke book

Kurona Yasuhisa – Shiro

Hajime Hazuki – to be a renowned badass

Mayazumi – eyebrow liner 

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Arima’s smile

Arima Kishou – atonement

Ui Koori – Hairu resurrected 

Take Hirako – Shio and Rikai’s resurrection 

Arima Yusa – a peaceful world

Ihei Shio – a pet reindeer 

Souza Rikai – flowers 

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Mr. Shinohara to awaken

Keijin Nakarai – recognition

Hanbee Abara – to marry Suzuya

Miyuki Mikage – an alien encounter

Mizurou Tamaki – a girlfriend

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – no one dying anymore

Shirazu Ginshi – Haru’s healing

Urie Kuki – Mutsuki’s safety

Mutsuki Tooru – to be safe and happy

Hsaio Ching-Li – Saiko’s affection

Aura Shinsanpei – Kaneki’s head, or his aunt’s approval 

Higemaru Touma – to save the world