Squads 0 and S3 versus bras? I had this idea last night at four it’s weird. Thanks

Oh. Oh dear.

Squad Zero

Arima Kishou – I’ve seen kagunes less complicated. NO ONE CAN KNOW THAT THE WEAKNESS OF ARIMA KISHOU IS A BRA.

Hairu Ihei: I hate this contraption. Sports bras all the way.

Ui Koori: his entire vision goes red with embarrassment and he forgets there’s a bra in the first place.

Take Hirako: Insists his partner not move until he can figure out how to unbutton it. When they suggest they can just pull it off, he’s offended. He wants to learn, dammit.

Squad Three

Suzuya Juuzou: He knows exactly how it works and how to remove it.

Keijin Nakarai: smoothly tugs the bra over his partner’s head instead of unfastening it.

Mizurou Tamaki: Mizurou vs. bra is a gigglefest that no one in S3 Squad avoided hearing.

Miyuki Mikage: what sort of satanic aliens designed this?

Hanbee Abara: he melts as soon as he sees a bra.

Mizuki requests the suzuya squad to scout for monsters under her bed.

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– Suzuya: brings Jason along to “comfort” Mizuki, who is worried about the monsters getting him.

– Hanbee: his strategy is to fit himself under the bed and convince her that if he can fit, nothing else can. Hence, no monster.

– Miyuki: you really should think about aliens under your bed instead. But friendly ones!

– Keijin: dresses up as a monster to have Mizurou and Michiko chase it out.

A scenario where after the war shinohara wakes up and juuzou gets to excitedly show him around. It’s all fun until they come across kaneki (who is chatting with people from both the quinx and Anteiku) and shinohara is all like “good god is that the centipede ghoul? Who let the crazy bastard in here!”

LOL.

“Here’s CCG. Or, what’s left of us.”

Shinohara recognizes Marude, Ui, Mado Akira and Amon Koutarou, and a very disgruntled – and white-haired – Takizawa Seidou. Kiyoko is in a wheelchair, Mougan behind her. Ah, and there is Iwao’s son, besides Kuki’s son.

The Quinx Squad is behind Kuki, or so Shinohara assumes. They look fully human right now.

He can’t believe so much has happened. Arima a ghoul, Yoshitoki a ghoul, cooperation with ghouls to save a city.

“Suzuya!” A white-haired young man races towards them, holding pudding aloft.

Shinohara chuckles past the ache of his missing colleagues. Suzuya’s face brightens as the man reaches them.

Shinohara squints. He knows that man.

“Good god, is that the centipede ghoul? Who let this crazy bastard in here?” Shinohara exclaims. But his tone is light – no one who gives Juuzou pudding can be all bad, right?

“I was an investigator for the past few years, thank you very much. Kaneki Ken.” The ghoul holds out his hand. “Former First-Class. Now One-Eyed King. It’s all very confusing.”

“Of course it is,” sings a pretty young woman. She marches to Kaneki’s side. “I’m his wife, Touka.”

“She was Rabbit,” Suzuya says, mouth full of pudding.

“Huh?” Shinohara frowns. She does look familiar, doesn’t she?

“Hey, Kaneki, don’t take all the ghoulification credit, you bastard.” Takizawa waves to Shinohara, proudly showing two kakugans. Behind him, Amon Koutarou displays the same, even as Akira Mado slips her arm around his waist.

“What the hell?!”

Mizuki wants stitches just like uncle Juuzou

From @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– Uncle Juuzou probably walked in on Mizuki trying and failing to stitch herself.

– He then brushes aside her parents’ possible reactions and teaches her how to do it right.

– When Mizuki rushes up to show Daddy, Mizurou laughs. As long as Mizuki isn’t hurting, and she wants this, he’s cool with it.

– Michiko is less cool with it. Scars! Infection! Pain! Mizuki, why?

– Juuzou is going to get getting the Michiko Glare ™ for the rest of the evening.

– Mizurou and Michiko eventually work out a plan with Juuzou that Mizuki can have the stitches, just not a lot right now. Mizuki is thrilled.

((Love Simon is an amazing movie. You would definitely love it. Just be ready for some serious feels)) Rin discovers that she is pregnant with Rio’s child (they will be a pair in my story) and has a talk with her brothers and Touka about it before she tells Rio.

I am a sucker for Rio pairings. He needs more love.

“Rin, are you okay? You haven’t seemed like yourself.” Touka eyes the younger woman carefully.

Rin drops her eyes. She points to the trash can. A white stick pokes out.

Touka’s mouth drops. “Congratulations!”

“R – really?” stammers Rin.

“Yeah, do you think Ken and I planned to have a kid at the worst time possible?” Touka shrugs. “I can help you bring it up to him if you want.”

“Thank you,” Rin says shyly.

“Does Rio know?” Touka asks.

Rin shakes her head. “I’m afraid…a baby is too much for him. But I want it.”

“Well, you can discuss it. And I think…we will all support you two.” Touka smiles and extends her hand. Rin takes it with gratitude.

When they enter the coffee shop, Suzuya frowns immediately at Jin’s face. “Something’s wrong.”

“Not exactly,” Rin says.

“What happened?” Kaneki races over.

“Please don’t get mad.” Rin bites her lip. Her heart hammers. “I’m…pregnant.”

The room is silent.

“No way! A baby! I can be an uncle!” Suzuya leaps up and down.

“Uh, how?” Kaneki squeaks.

“Ken!” Touka glares at him.

“Please don’t be mad at me,” Rin begs. “Or Rio.”

“Rio! I love him.” Suzuya hugs Rin.

“I’m not mad. Just feeling my age,” Kaneki says. He reaches over and wraps his arms around Rin. “You’re going to be a wonderful mother.”

Since I love angst and things that destroy people… Juuzou struggling with bulimia/disordered eating?? Since it’s so triggering, feel free to decline writing it!!

TW for eating disorders.

I highly recommend getting help and talking to people about it if you have one, as we will see in this scenario. Also, you’re not alone. I promise. ❤

Suzuya can’t believe he’s doing this again, so he ignores that he is.

But sometimes, he likes to starve himself. Especially when he’s reminded of Mr. Shinohara, or he sees Marude and the others who’ve mocked him, because maybe if he’s thin enough he’ll disappear from their snotty gaze.

Sometimes he doesn’t feel good enough. So he eats all the sweets everyone brings him, and then he pukes it up. There’s a satisfaction with the dizziness he experiences afterwards.

He staggers out of the bathroom stall to see Keijin Nakarai against the wall, arms crossed.

“Hey,” he rasps.

“Sick again?” Mizurou Tamaki sits by the sinks, and Hanbee leans against the door. Miyuki Mikage stands in the middle.

“Yes,” Suzuya says softly.

“Look, Suzuya, you’re my squad leader. And I love you. But I’m worried,” says Keijin.

“You always do this when you’re stressed out. The gorging yourself and vomiting,” Mikage says. “I’ve been keeping track.”

Suzuya pales. “No.”

“My sister has bulimia,” says Mizurou, swinging his feet. “It’s always worse when she’s stressed, too.”

“I don’t have that,” Suzuya says angrily. “That’s for girls.”

“You can be any gender and have an eating disorder,” Hanbee says with a sad laugh. “I used to be anorexic. I thought I could make myself shorter that way.”

“Wait, really?” Keijin chokes back a laugh.

“Suzuya, we love you.” Mikage steps forward. “Let us help you.”

Suzuya’s eyes fill. “I don’t even know where to begin.”

“We’ll help you with that, too. First step is us supporting you.” Keijin wraps an arm around his squad leader. “And walking out that door.”

In honor of National Trans Day of Visiblity / International Transgender Day of Visibility, any gender identity headcanons for the TG cast?

– I get the reasoning for saying Mutsuki isn’t trans – apparently he’s still using female pronouns now? – but I really hope he is.

– I believe Nico is canonically trans, but for anyone who doubts this, I will insist that she is a woman until I die. And she probably had a really hard time before the clowns, being both a ghoul and trans, until the clowns welcomed her as she was.

– Karren questioned her gender a lot, and while she eventually decided she was female, she gives a giant middle finger to gender stereotypes and probably wouldn’t return to women’s clothing anytime soon.

– Suzuya is a man. He knows this, and he still doesn’t give a shit about wearing dresses and makeup at times. Because fuck gender roles – they’re nonsense. He eventually gets his entire squad to wear dresses on days off. It’s great.

– While Uta is cisgender, he has totally explored drag.

– Tanakamaru Mougan. What if Mougan is a tragically closeted transgender female? Whose emphasis on manliness and muscle is just a facade? And Aura Kiyoko is the only one who knows…and they’re secretly in love…but they hide it because CCG would disapprove of literally everything…

Mizuki hosts a ‘Star Wars’ themed tea party and makes Nakarai, Hanbee, Juuzou, Mikage and probably Mizurou all dress up as characters!

Oh, she does.

from @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– Mizuki is Rey.

– Suzuya is his favorite Princess Leia, Hanbee is Chewbacca, Nakarai is Darth Vader, Mikage is Kylo Ren, and Mizurou is Han Solo.

– Michiko dresses as Padmé.

– Hanbee styles Suzuya’s hair into twin buns, and Mizuki’s hair into Rey’s three buns.

– The tea party includes lightsaber duels with Nakarai and Mikage, obviously.

– Mizuki slips an ice cube into Mizurou’s tea as a homage to being frozen.

– All her stuffed porgs and Ewoks are also present.

What is your personal opinion about Arima and Suzuya?

Personally, I love them.

Suzuya is one of my favorites. He’s an incredibly disturbed kid, was tortured and abused and made into a weapon, then given a second chance by an adult who showed him love and he actually responded to it. T-T

I think, now, his dependence on “what Mr. Shinohara would want” has become an crutch for ignoring his own feelings and ideas. The manga depicts him as very distressed over Furuta’s actions, yet he still tried to kill Kaneki and exhibited cruelty towards Hinami and Touka. I hope he reckons further with his past and moves ever onwards.

Arima is a fascinating character. His suicide hurts my soul. The poetic lines on how he always hated himself, who only lived to take from others, are heartbreaking. And yet…his plan required allowing countless ghouls to suffer and die, and female ghouls to be raped over and over by Tsuneyoshi. And then, what was Arima’s actual plan – for everyone to turn into ghouls? For Kaneki to be the strong leader he wanted Kaneki to be, but Kaneki was not?

Idk, what I’m trying to say is Arima is shrouded in mystery still. I think there’s a lot more to discover about him.

And while Furuta’s plan involved more outward genocide and bloodshed, Arima’s plan still relied on allowed ghoul’s unfair deaths and rape to continue. So was Arima’s plan better than Furuta’s, in actuality? Eh…I think it was, because Arima ultimately did want peace, while Furuta primarily wants to die. I understand why Arima did what he did, and why Furuta did what he did, and I mourn the actions of both (and I suspect Arima did too).

All that to say, Arima is a fucking amazing, well-developed, beautiful character. If he ever crossed into the Snk world, he, Erwin Smith, and Eren Kruger would have a lot to talk about. ❤

Maybe some Mizurou/Keijin fluff~? Double date with SuzuHan, maybe?? Or am I deluding myself?

I could get behind this ship. 😀

-Mizurou once bought Keijin a parrot. He was generously allowed to name it Beefy.

– when Keijin gets drunk or even just overtired “sleep drunk,” he gets very whiny and clingy. He will whimper in Mizurou’s ear until Mizurou put shim to bed, like a responsible adult.

– Suzuya and Mizurou set up the double date, but Hanbee figured out the plan. Keijin was totally oblivious until they went on it, but fortunately he was enthusiastic.

– It involves an aquarium, the “zoo of the sea.”

– There they discover Hanbee is afraid of sharks, Suzuya is fascinated by octopi, and Keijin can name all the different species of jellyfish known to man. Mizurou finds this very attractive.

– Unfortunately, Suzuya now wants an electric eel.

– But it’s Mizurou they have to stop from jumping in to see the penguins. He then compares the yellow fuzz of the rock-hoppers to Keijin’s hair. Keijin is not impressed.

– They then realize Suzuya has never seen Finding Nemo and immediately take him home to watch it. They invite Mikage, who claims he has an invisible alien girlfriend with him, and settle down to watch.

– They are all crying messes.