Character they’re most like-

Perrrrfect.

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – Quasimodo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Charlotte, The Princess and the Frog

Yoshimura Kuzen – Mufasa, The Lion King

Kamishiro Rize – Megara, Hercules

Kirishima Touka – Nala, The Lion King

Koma Enji – Pumba, The Lion King

Irimi Kaya – Timon, The Lion King

Yomo Renji – Phil, Hercules

Kosaka Yoriko – Princess Anna of Arendelle, Frozen

Hinami Feuguchi – Princess Snow White, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Nishiki Nishio – Mushu, Mulan

Nishino Kimi – Jane Porter, Tarzan

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – Lumeiere, Beauty and the Beast

Karren von Rosewald – Mulan, Mulan

Matsumae – Mrs. Potts, Beauty and the Beast

Mirumo – Fa Zhou, Mulan

Chie Hori – Merida, Brave

Clowns

Uta – Hades, Hercules

Itori – Merryweather, Sleeping Beauty

Hoito Roma – Stepmother Tremaine, Cinderella

Nimura Furuta – Prince Hans, Frozen

Rio/Shikorae – Thomas, Pocahontas

Nico – Iago, Aladdin

Donato Porpora – Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – also Merida, Brave

Yamori – Shan Yu, Mulan

Tatara – Jafar, Aladdin

Yoshimura Eto – Maleficent, Sleeping Beauty

Noro – Floatsom or Jetsom, The Little Mermaid

CCG

Amon Koutarou – Captain Phoebus, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Takizawa Seidou – Prince Naveen, The Princess and the Frog

Mado Akira – Esmeralda, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Houji Kousuke- General Li, Mulan

Mado Kureo – Professor Porter, Tarzan

Marude Itsuki – Zazu, The Lion King

Washuu Yoshitoki – King Stefan, Sleeping Beauty

Washuu Matsuri – Prince Phillip, Sleeping Beauty

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – The Horned King, The Black Cauldron

Kuriowa Takeomi – Kristoff, Frozen

Kuriowa Iwao – King Hubert, Sleeping Beauty

Aura Kiyoko – Queen Eleanor, Brave

Tanakamaru Mougan – Chien Po, Mulan

Shinohara Yukinori – Maximus, Tangled

Hajime Hazuki – Grumpy, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Rapunzel, Tangled

Arima Kishou – Kida, Atlantis

Ui Koori – John Smith, Pocahontas

Take Hirako – Flora, Sleeping Beauty

Ihei Shio – Bambi, Bambi

Arima Yusa – Pascal, Tangled

Souza Rikai – Kahn, Mulan

Yasuhisa Kurona – Tiana, The Princess and the Frog

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Rapunzel, Tangled

Keijin Nakarai – Flynn Rider, Tangled

Hanbee Abara – also Thomas, Pocahontas

Miyuki Mikage – Milo, Atlantis

Mizurou Tamaki – Nakoma, Pocahontas

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – Ariel, The Little Mermaid

Shirazu Ginshi – Sebastian, The Little Mermaid

Urie Kuki – Hercules, Hercules

Mutsuki Tooru – Elsa, Frozen

Hsaio Ching-Li – Pocahontas, Pocahontas

Aura Shinsanpei – Scar, The Lion King

Higemaru Touma – Flounder, The Little Mermaid

TG Characters & their Disney Theme Songs

Kaneki: Two Worlds

Touka: God Help the Outcasts

Hide: Friend Like Me

Nishiki: A Whole New World

Kimi: Part of Your World

Hinami: Can You Feel the Love Tonight?

Ayato: I See the Light

Tsukiyama: Be Our Guest

Karren: Reflection

Amon: Kiss the Girl

Akira: How Far I’ll Go

Seidou: Hakuna Matata

Kurona: Almost There

Aogiri as a whole: Court of Miracles
Eto: Friends on the Other Side

Arima: Jack’s Lament

Matsuri: I Just Can’t Wait to Be King

Ui: I Can Go the Distance

Hairu: Once Upon a Dream

Juuzou: Out There

Urie: I Won’t Say I’m in Love

Mutsuki: Let it Go

Shirazu: A Girl Worth Fighting For

Saiko: Someday My Prince Will Come

Hsiao: I’ll Make a Man Out of You

Higemaru: Honor to Us All

Aura: Not One of Us

Furuta: Hellfire

CCG as a whole: Mob Song

Itori: Poor Unfortunate Souls

Roma: Try Everything

Donato: Be Prepared

Uta: Circle of Life

Yomo: Zero to Hero

(bought to you by the exhausted and crack brains of @trashyhumanespresso & @hamliet)

But guys what about Rize? I nominate Les Poissons.

Takirona/Frozen.

Anonymous asked: After that Mulan-Mutsurie mashup, I dare you to write Disney-film mashups for: Ayahina, Touken, Takirona, Akiramon, Uihai, Nishikimi, Tsukikana, Arieto, and Shiraiko. Ty and good night.

I’ll be posting these once a day (probably) until the list is done!

Mutsurie/Mulan: here.

Ayahina/Sleeping Beauty: here.

Uihai/Tangled: here.

Akiramon/The Hunchback of Notre Dame: here.

Tskukikana/The Little Mermaid: here.

Nishikimi/Snow White: here.

“Help m-m…” Yasuhisa Kurona struggles to form the words.

“Kuro!” Suzuya Juuzou shoves open the cell door to see his former nemesis lying on the floor, her arms feebly reaching for the door. Her skin is tinged with blue, and her eyes are dull.

“I thought Kanou was going to give you Shiro back.”

Kuro shakes her head. “H – h – he never cared…”

There’s a gaping hole in her stomach. Suzuya does not have the Rc cells to save her.

“You have to get out of here.” Suzuya knows the Rc gas in her cell is keeping her from healing – if she even can.

“You should…go.” GOAT is fighting outside. She took as risk coming here to beg Kanou.

“I am not leaving here until we find some way to save you!” Suzuya crosses his arms.

Since he can’t atone for Nashiro, he will save her sister. “Kuro, who’s the strongest ghoul you know? We’ll get you to him. You can eat his kagune or something – you’ll be okay.”

“T…takiz…owl,” she mumbles.

“Takizawa!” Seidou. Of course. Suzuya hauls her up. She can lean on him. “I’ve got you!”

————————————————–

Bodies – and pieces of bodies – litter the CCG lot.

“Owl!” Dr. Kanou howls at Takizawa. This ghoul, his creation, is too powerful to defeat on strength. “You can’t run from your crimes!”

Takizawa hesitates. Even now, free, the sight of his torturer frightens him. He’s right, of course; all Takizawa does is destroy. It’s all he knows anymore. Once V is destroyed, Takizawa must die. “Give Kuro her sister back, and then we’ll talk.”

“Kurona? Kurona came to me stabbed through by the CCG investigators you used to support. Kurona is dead, just like her sister!” yells Kanou. His eyes light up – Takizawa is frozen. So he does care for the girl.

“No – no.” Takizawa helped her into CCG. He helped her to help Shiro, because it would make her happy. “No!”

He screams and falls to his knees. He’s done this again. He’s killed his family again.

Kanou draws a quinque and holds it above the shaking monster.

“No!” screams the last voice Kanou expected. Kurona hurls herself between Takizawa and Kanou.

His blade strikes her, but Suzuya hurls him back. Kanou’s head cracks agaisnt the pavement.

“Kuro!” Takizawa looks up at his blood-soaked friend. “Kuro, no!”

He wraps her in a bear hug and sobs. His kagune wraps around her broken insides, holding them in.

And then color begins to return to her cheeks.

Takizawa frowns.

Kurona gasps.

“Your kagune.” Suzuya points.

His kagune glows. Everywhere it touches her flesh, the battered bruises and torn skin knit themselves together.

“You’re healing her.”

Takizawa begins to shake. Can he – can he really do something other than destruction? “I love her.”

Kurona looks into his eyes and envisions a whole life even without Nashiro. “I love him, too.”

Juuzou Suzuya is such a cute Squad leader Sometimes he likes to dress up girly because…why not? I headcanon that he actually doesn’t give a fuck about gender roles.

I headcanon the same and love him even more for it.

Hanbee stops short.

“Huh?” Miyuki Mikage peers around the beanstalk. “Oh my.”

“He looks great,” Keijin Nakarai commands.

Suzuya Juuzou, Squad Leader, waves at them. He’s dressed in a pink skirt and lacy shirt. “Hairu lent these to me.”

“They look great,” Mizurou Tamaki assures him.

“We should all wear skirts. They’re so comfortable,” Suzuya muses, rubbing the fabric between his fingers.

“What a freak!” Two teenage boys scuttle past, shivering at the sight of Suzuya.

Hanbee’s cheeks purple, and Keijin unconsciously reaches for his quinque.

“You should try it,” Suzuya sings to them. “Wear what you want, not what everyone says you should want.”

One boy scowls. “I already do.”

His friend looks somewhat wistfully at the skirt. “You know, I did used to wear skirts when I was all of four.”

“And isn’t growing up such a bore?” Suzuya asks.

“It’s great,” the boy says uncertainly.

“Nah, son. Enjoy your youth – and that includes dressing how you want.” Mikage gives them a thumbs-up.

“How do you do that to your skin? Are those real?” The first boy points at Suzuya’s stitches.

“Yup,” Suzuya says proudly. “Want me to show you how?”

Three hours later, Squad Suzuya is happy with their two new friends – and they’re all watching movies and stitching themselves. In skirts.

KuronaxJuuzou???!!! We always have Juuzuo vs Kurona, but what it will like if they become side by side??!!!

This is a cool idea!

Golden sunlight filters in through the skylight to their bedroom. Suzuya Juuzou traces the scars on Yasuhisa Kurona’s abdomen as he waits for her to awaken. He hates that he hurt her before, because now all she brings is happiness.

Kurona cracks open an eye. “Hi there, Juuzou.” She sits up to kiss him good morning.

At the new Commission for Human-Ghoul Alliance (CHGA), Kurona and Suzuya are both alerted to a hostage situation. Some bigot has taken ghoul children captive. Well, not on their watch.

“Hi there! Don’t worry, I’m human.” Suzuya distracts the older man with talk of puddings and chocolate, while Kurona sneaks onto the roof. In a flash, she uses her kagune to smash her way through and bind the man, while Suzuya Squad swoop in to save the crying children.

“We were them once,” Kurona remarks later.

Suzuya nods. He always finds children the hardest. Every time, he relives what Mr. Shinohara must have thought seeing him.

“They’ll be okay.” Kurona turns her eyes to him. “If we’re okay and in love, they can make it past their trauma. I believe in them.”

“I believe in you,” he tells her with a giggle, and she shoves him playfully.

They eat dinner together, though Suzuya mostly snacks on sweets and Kurona devours her corpse flesh. Then they kiss, and Suzuya begs her for a special night.

They both have scars, but they only love each other more for it. As they tumble back into bed, Suzuya whispers how much he loves her.

“I love you, too,” Kurona says with dreamy eyes. Through the skylight, a star falls. “You know what? Sometimes I think Shiro’s looking down at us, smiling.”

Hi! I loved the cute fluff betwen Hanbee and Juuzou Can I ask you more about Suzuya squad please!!

Yes! Yes you can!

“What are you scared about now?” Keijin Nakarai crosses his arms. Hanbee Abara’s eyes are huge. With a trembling hand, be points behind Keijin.

Keijin whirls around to see – not ghouls – oh!

Blasts of water hit him dead in both eyes. Another, his mouth.

“All right!” cheers Suzuya Juuzou, waving around his water gun.

Mizurou Tamaki high-fives their leader. “Target neutralized.”

“What are you doing?” Keijin spits up water.

“It’s hot. We’re having a water fight.” Suzuya jumps up and down.

“Here.” Miyuki Mikage tosses two water-filled balloons at Hanbee. They explode against his chest. “You’re too big to miss.”

“That’s it!” Hanbee cries, grappling for Mizurou’s gun.

“Catch us if you can!” Suzuya and Mikage race into the backyard.

“I want my vengeance!” shrieks Keijin. He decides to embrace today and all the glory his crazy, lovely leader has planned. He runs after Suzuya, and finds himself spinning on a Slip N’Slide straight into Suzuya.

“Here’s a gun.” Suzuya sighs dramatically and hands him a loaded water pistol. He kinda prefers these to real Rc guns, anyways.

“Thank you for ensuring your squad is properly prepared.” Keijin aims at Hanbee, who’s become the Slip N’Slide’s newest victim.

“No fair!” Hanbee wails, but then Mikage hands him a water balloon, and it’s game on.

When the Quinx Squad drops by, they’re surprised to see a lake in the backyard and the entire Suzuya Squad lying out of breath, half-naked in the sun.

After that Mulan-Mutsurie mashup, I dare you to write Disney-film mashups for: Ayahina, Touken, Takirona, Akiramon, Uihai, Nishikimi, Tsukikana, Arieto, and Shiraiko. Ty and good night.

I love you, Nonny-Mouse. I’ll be posting these once a day (probably) until the list is done!

Mulan/Mutsurie Mashup: Here.

Sleeping Beauty/Ayahina

Ayato and his posse of underworld fighters gape at the wriggling kagune. It impales two ghouls and throws them into flames. It breathes fire like a dragon. Several CCG investigators fall back, screaming and rolling on the ground as they roast alive.

The CCG director laughs behind it. “Now you’re all going to die!”

The reaper Ayato was fighting hesitates. He’s not surprised that this was all a plot; in fact, he almost looked relieved.

“Truce until we wreck that?”

“You bastard!” Touka charges at him. “Hinami’s back there!”

Ayato’s blood boils. “What?!”

“I didn’t – I didn’t know – we have to let her go!” The investigator clutches his scythe. “She’s probably dead.”

“Oh hell no.” Ayato did not bring up reinforcements to save the day just to lose Hinami,

“Ayato, she’s halved,” Touka says, tears in her eyes.

Ayato punches the investigator straight in the face.

“Stop, he used to be Kaneki’s friend!” cries Touka.

“I don’t fucking care.” Ayato whirls around, but kagune brambles are already filling up the path between he and Hinami.

“We’re going to help!” Touka, Investigator Suzuya, and a tall, nervous investigator run after Ayato.

Ayato fires Rc shards over and over. The kagune springs forth an undead mass of flesh that grabs Ayato, but the tall investigator quickly dispatches it.

“No!” gasps Furuta when he sees Ayato nearing him. He leaps forward.

Suzuya, Hanbee, and those loathsome Kirshimia halt.

“Now you shall have to deal with me, sweet prince,” Furuta taunts. Doubtless the boy is concerned for the barely-alive Yotsume behind him. “And all the powers of hell!”

In a blast that sends Suzuya tumbling back, the kagune dragon reattaches itself to Furuta. He grows and grows, until his full kakuja is displayed in all its reptilian inglory.

Hanbee screams, and the dragon lunges straight for Ayato. He narrowly avoids it, but fire quickly surrounds his three companions.

“This way!” Touka waves him into a nearby tunnel, and Suzuya grabs his arm before another blast of fire.

“We need a plan.”

“We’ll distract him. Rabbit, go.” Suzuya hands Ayato an Rc-suppressant tinged knife.

Suzuya, Hanbee, and Touka leap out of the tunnel. Fire shoots at them, and they’re slowly losing ground.

With a scream, Ayato uses his ukaku to fly straight for Furuta’s heart. He aims the knife and hurls it.

Furuta shrieks, and his kakuja begins to dissipate. It melts off his skin like the reptile he is, and when he regains consciousness, he will find himself too full of suppressants to protest.

Ayato, however, dashes for Hinami. She’s regenerating half her body and barely conscious. “Hina, Hina, it’s all right. I’m here.”

Tears prick his eyes, but he knows what to do. He’s seen it time and again with Aogiri.

Ayato grabs her lower half and presses it against her midsection. Slowly, bonds began reforming.

Hinami opens her eyes to Ayato’s desperate lips on hers.

I feel kinda guilty for liking this ship, but maybe something JuuzouxSeidou? I’ve also always wondered how they would react if they ever met in :Re since you know, Seidou hated his guts in the original because he’s a jelly bean.

Ooh don’t feel guilty. All ships are welcome and enjoyed (unless they feature something inherently abusive, a la Mutsuki x torso). And jelly bean is a phenomenal description of him!

“Go away!” Takizawa Seidou screams as investigator after investigator pile up on both sides of the tunnels under the 24th ward. He doesn’t recognize any of them, but that doesn’t make him feel better.

He’s not supposed to kill them anymore. Kaneki wouldn’t like it. He wouldn’t like it.

“Prepare to die.” Suzuya Juuzou, that brat, saunters forward.

And pauses. Seidou’s white hair, his deranged eyes –

Was I a good boy, Mom? He’s once again hurling knife after knife into restrain guests as they plead for mercy he doesn’t remember how to give.

How many good boy points did I earn? Shinohara’s standing there, dressed in armor, quinque ready, seeing a human behave like a ghoul. And Suzuya hates how this old man looks at him – with pity and something like kindness.

Seidou is different though. He is now a ghoul, while Suzuya never was.

Seidou doesn’t fight.

“You don’t intend to try?” Suzuya asks, heart wavering.

“Why bother? My life is gone.” Seidou glares at him. “I didn’t ask for this, you know.”

Suzuya remembers the consequences Akira faced for saving Seidou. He can’t make the same mistake – what will Mr. Shinohara say?

Or is he the Mr. Shinohara of this moment?

“Suzuya.” Hanbee wavers.

“Kill him.” Keijin aims his quinque.

“I – I can’t. No, I can, but I won’t,” Suzuya declares. “We can take him prisoner instead. He must know secrets of the ghoulification process, after all.”

“Indeed.” Mizurou isn’t fooled, but he is secretly happy for his friend.

——————————————————————–

CCG has fallen. The government has declared a treaty among GOAT.

But tell that to the CCG gang surrounding Seidou.

“He killed several investigators.”

“Stop!” Suzuya dashes forward and stands in front of him. “You don’t know what he’s gone through. I would have done the same – I did do the same, and you all like me.”

“They’re all disgusted by me,” grumbles Seidou, although the investigators do stand down per Suzuya’s orders.

Suzuya turns to him. “They are usually disgusted by me too.”

Seidou’s face falls. “I used to be one of those. I – I – I’m sorry, and I’m sorry my apologies are worthless.”

“They’re not!” Suzuya takes Seidou’s disguised face in his hands. “You’re worth it.”

“You’re inspiring,” Seidou admits. His voice is thick.

“So are you. You got transformed into a ghoul, after all.” Suzuya smiles at him, and Seidou has the wild urge to kiss him.

He takes his hand instead, but their touch is no less meaningful. Suzuya feels it too, and he seems surprised, but not unhappy.

“We’ll find life after together,” Suzuya promises.

Suzuya and Hanbee at home alone (the rest of the squad is busy) , Suzuya suggests to watch a horror movie and Hanbee is scared af. Lots of fluff pleeaseee (I don’t ship them but they are soo cute in a platonic way)

Ooooh yessssss.

Twilight dims. The streets are covered with fog.

“Ooh, it’s kinda creepy.” Suzuya peers out their window. “Hanbee, you know what we should do?”

“What?” Hanbee looks up from his reading with apprehension.

“Do you want to watch ‘It?’” Suzuya smiles. “We make popcorn and get scared.”

Hanbee is happy to share popcorn with his leader, but he feels mild apprehension at the movie suggestion. “Is it a horror movie?”

“Kind of. It’s about a gang of misfits who team up to defeat a killer clown. Like us!” Suzuya beams at Hanbee. He won’t forget how Hanbee saved him during the clown siege, when that ghoul took on Mr. Shinohara’s face.

As soon as they start the movie, Hanbee squeals and slides closer to his squad leader.

“Hanbee, nothing’s happened yet,” Suzuya comments.

“I’m scared already,” he admits.

“You’re silly.” Suzuya shoves popcorn into Hanbee’s mouth.

Hanbee clutches Suzuya and screams at the opening scene, and Suzuya starts giggling. “Okay, would it be better for be to bring my quinque out?”

Hanbee hangs his head. “Yes, please.”

He’s expecting ghouls around every corner. Behind the couch, even.

Suzuya skips back into the room, Jason in one hand, a blanket in another. “I’ll protect my team.”

“And we’ll p-p-protect you,” Hanbee stammers, wrapping his arms around Suzuya again.

“Your hands are shaking.” Suzuya pelts Hanbee with popcorn as he places the blanket over their shoulders.

Hanbee throws back a single kernel, and of course Suzuya catches it in his mouth. “Nom.”

“You seem oddly happy for such a horrifying story.”

Suzuya smiles. “I’ve always wanted to do this. Watch scary movies with my friends and stuff myself on buttered popcorn.”

Hanbee squeezes Suzuya. Friends. Coworkers, yes, but friends too.

And then he has to shriek again.

Juuzou finds out that Shinohara si Dead and Hanbee conforts him? Suzuhan in the most fluffy and platonic way please please please!!

Suzuhan? Yes yes yes!!

“I was thinking,” Suzuya begins, “I should go visit Mr. Shinohara again. Because I haven’t wanted to. Because I hate seeing him like that. But he hated seeing me in pain, and he didn’t leave me.” He clenches his jaw. “So I’ll go.”

Hanbee and Mizurou exchange glances.

“Suzuya,” Hanbee says softly.

“What?” Suzuya’s eyes are so innocent.

“Mr. Shinohara – he passed three days ago,” says Mizurou.

Suzuya starts. “What?”

His lower lip trembles, but he says nothing else before turning and running out of CCG.

“I’ve got this.” Hanbee rushes out. He thinks he knows what to say, and he needs to act before he questions himself.

He finds Suzuya on a park bench, his small shoulders shaking.

Mr. Shinohara made him feel warm and safe and happy. Mr. Shinohara was his dad, really.

And now his father is dead.

And he died for him.

Suzuya looks up as Hanbee looms nearer. “I – I wish it had been me.”

“I don’t,” Hanbee admits. “I wish it would not have happened at all.”

He hesitates. “May I sit down?”

Suzuya nods, and Hanbee settles beside him. “You know, I was completely unfit to be an investigator.” He swallows. “But you – your example – your mentorship – made me into the more dependable person I am today.”

“We had different vices, but I think you went through something similar with Mr. Shinohara. I can’t imagine losing you, so I can’t comfort you adequately – but for what it’s worth, you are everything he would have wanted for you.” Hanbee shivers. “Does that make sense?”

Suzuya nods, tears dribbling down his face. “Thank you, Hanbee.”

Hanbee squeezes his small leader and lets him sob into his shoulders. “You’re very loved, you know.”

“Mr. Shinohara taught me love.” Suzuya looks up. “And I loved him too. Just like I love you all.”