Suzuhan on the snow!

“Hanbee, the snow is up to my waist,” Suzuya complains. Tokyo hasn’t gotten snow like this since, well, forever.

“Do you want me to carry you?” Hanbee knows the answer before he even asks.

“Yes!” Suzuya smiles mischievously. As soon as Hanbee lifts him, he topples them both into the fluffy powder.

“Snow angels!” Suzuya moves his arms, but the snow is too thick. It falls atop him.

“Suzuya!” Hanbee gasps, digging out his giggling leader.

“Let’s make a snowman! Please?” Suzuya gives Hanbee his saddest eyes.

Hanbee smiles, warm despite the snow. Suzuya has special faces he only makes for Hanbee, and Hanbee treasures every one.

Hanbee rolls a snowball larger and larger. Soon the snowman is as tall as he. Suzuya even parts with his candy to give it eyes and a mouth. “Let’s name it Suzuhan.”

“I like it.” Hanbee blushes, and Suzuya tackles him to warm his mouth with a kiss.

When Suzuya and Hanbee enter their Squad apartment, soaking wet and shivering yet flushed, Keijin Nakarai just shakes his head.

Suzuhan/Pocahontas

Anonymous asked: After that Mulan-Mutsurie mashup, I dare you to write Disney-film mashups for: Ayahina, Touken, Takirona, Akiramon, Uihai, Nishikimi, Tsukikana, Arieto, and Shiraiko. Ty and good night.

Anonymous asked: Can you also do saikohsiao utaren and suzuhan for the fairytale Disney mashup? Bless your heart
I’ll be posting these once a day (probably) until the list is done!

Mutsurie/Mulan: here.

Ayahina/Sleeping Beauty: here.

Uihai/Tangled: here.

Akiramon/The Hunchback of Notre Dame: here.

Tskukikana/The Little Mermaid: here.

Nishikimi/Snow White: here.

Takirona/Frozen: here.

Shiraiko/Beauty and the Beast: here.

Arieto/Cinderella: here.

Touken/Aladdin: here.

Utaren/Hercules: here.

Battle rages around, and Suzuya Juuzou is bored.

He’s seen enough slaughter. Right now he’d prefer to see the returned Mr. Shinohara – life restored – rather than witness demise after demise.

“Retreat!” shouts Furuta, and the squadrons begin backing down the tunnels.

Kirishima launches towards him, and Hanbee Abara gasps. She’s the one who left Mr. Shinohara flowers. He remembers her.

“Kill her!” screams Furuta, but Hanbee can’t. This is more than hesitation; this is refusal.

Before Suzuya can think, he hurls himself before Hanbee. He tries to hurtle a knife, but Hanbee knocks him back. “I -”

Suzuya stares at him, and Kirishima pauses.

“Go!” Hanbee cries.

Suzuya begins to shake. Why –

“Arrest him!” spits Furuta, and Hanbee is knocked to the ground before Suzuya. His arms are twisted behind him, and to Suzuya’s dismay, tears stream down his cheeks.

Now Suzuya hesitates, but Miyuki Mikage runs up to grab him.

Suzuya stays, head hanging, as the ghouls flee and Hanbee is shackled. First Mado, now Hanbee.

Was he too soft a leader? Is this all his fault?

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Suzuya feels ill. He ought to give up. Mr. Shinohara has been chosen to carry out Hanbee’s execution before Tokyo, and he can see the pain in the dead man’s eyes, but that won’t stop him.

“Suzuya, if Hanbee were here right now, he’d tell you to avoid being like him. To say what you’re thinking,” Mizurou Tamaki says.

“You know Hanbee had a reason. He only acts for you, after all.” Mikage stares at Suzuya.

Suzuya stands. For once in his life, he knows what to do.

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“We’ve got to rescue that investigator,” declares Hinami later in their crowded conference room. They held off an invasion, so now it’s time to go on the offensive.

“How?” Touka scowls. It’s all her fault – she knows he recognized her. “That’d be stupid.”

“We’ll mount a rescue. For him and Yoriko. That’s her name, right?” Tsukiyama eyes Touka. He skims Suzuya’s note one more time. The little Arima seems sincere. How quaint.

Kaneki Ken draws himself up. “Prepare for another battle.”

But Kaneki doesn’t really want another battle. Is the death of all I love carried in the drumming of war?

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Shinohara Yukinori does not want to kill Hanbee. He loves the tall, awkward man who follows his son. He didn’t come back from a coma to kill humans.

But Hanbee has violated CCG – violated humanity. Life demands his blood.

Hanbee is tied to a post, helpless but defiant. He only concern is the effect this will have on Suzuya.

Across the square, masked ghouls appear. Their kagunes spread wide across the street. The Centipede leads them.

Shinohara raises his quinque.

“No!” Suzuya leaps forward from the crowd to wrap his small body around Hanbee as best he can. “If you kill him, you’ll have to kill me too.”

“Suzuya.” Shinohara is terrified for him. “Stand back.”

“I won’t! I love him! And I love them!” Suzuya points at Kaneki. “Look around you – this is the path that hatred has brought us. The path of Big Madam and the arena. Look around you. You gave me a second chance and now you have yours; you can do differently.” Suzuya’s voice breaks.

Shinohara stares at him. His eyes moisten, and he sees the child he raised. He raised Suzuya to this moment of defiance. Suzuya is everything he wanted for him, and more.

Shinohara’s voice rings out. “From this day forward, if there is to be more killing, it will not start with me.”

Furuta leaps forward and aims Rotten Fellow.

“No!” Hanbee will not let Suzuya’s father die again. He launches himself in the path of Rotten Fellow.

“Hanbee!” screams Suzuya, and he hears Kaneki scream, “Suzuya!”

Both men fall atop Shinohara, their abdomens split open.

“You rotten fellow!” Itou Kuramoto yells at Furuta.

“You’re the real scourge!” Yonebayashi Saiko joins in.

“They’re traitors!” Furuta protests.

“Are they? Or are you, Washuu?” Kaneki Ken strides across the square to hold Suzuya and Hanbee’s stomachs shut with his own kakuja.

Kirishima Touka fires an Rc bullet into the director’s head.

When he doesn’t die, Kuriowa Iwao raises his voice. “He’s a ghoul! Capture him.”

“Suzuya, hang on.” Shinohara’s blurry face looks down at him. “You are both important.”

Suzuya winces. “I’ve had worse.”

“I haven’t,” Hanbee mutters.

“Why did you save her?” Suzuya whispers. His heart shudders. Is this what it means to die?

“Because she gave Mr. Shinohara the flowers,” Hanbee says. His hand reaches out to squeeze Suzuya’s.

“They’ll live,” Kaneki assures Mr. Shinohara as Suzuya loses consciousness. “With Banjou’s Rc treatment followed by suppressants.”

“They better, sir,” says Shinohara.

Hi! Hope you’re having a nice day! I’m the one who is always asking for platonic Suzuhan I have an Au where they are dance partners (it all started with sia’s music video elastic heart)

Oooh me likey. I think they’d be awesome dance partners.

Suzuya hates dancing. Actually, that’s not true. He loves it, and he loves the annual CCG balls because he can eat all the sweets he wants for free and dance like crazy.

But then they all look at him like he really is crazy, and parents pull their children away, and he hates that.

So today he’s standing by the table instead of the dance floor, stuffing his face with gooey brownies.

“Don’t make yourself sick.” Hanbee Abara comes over.

Suzuya swallows a mouthful. “Uh.” He did teach Hanbee how to dance in their house.

How to crazy dance.

Hanbee holds out his hand. “Keijin told me to formally ask like this.”

Suzuya giggles. Hanbee is too tall to look graceful dancing. Really, he was the perfect partner to train with.

“Come on.” Hanbee pouts. “You, uh, can’t just teach me and desert me.”

Suzuya gasps. “A leader never deserts his partners!”

“I know.” Hanbee drags him out onto the floor. His face is already red. What will they think? He’s a terrible dancer.

But they won’t think of him at all. They’ll only see Suzuya.

He hopes they don’t judge Suzuya if they see a second investigator dancing like a monkey.

The music starts, and the dance begins.

TG Ships as Disney Love Songs

Touken: I See the Light

Ayahina: Beauty and the Beast

Mutsurie: Fixer-Upper

Nishikimi: You’ll Be In My Heart

Akiramon: Kiss the Girl

Tsukikana: A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes

Takirona: Can You Feel the Love Tonight

Arieto: If I Never Knew You

Shiraiko: So Close

Nakimiza: Something There

Saiko/Hsiao: Love Is An Open Door

Suzuhan: Never Knew I Needed

Uihai: I’m Wishing

Utaren: He’s a Tramp

(also brought to you by @trashyhumanespresso & @hamliet)

Suzuya and Hanbee at home alone (the rest of the squad is busy) , Suzuya suggests to watch a horror movie and Hanbee is scared af. Lots of fluff pleeaseee (I don’t ship them but they are soo cute in a platonic way)

Ooooh yessssss.

Twilight dims. The streets are covered with fog.

“Ooh, it’s kinda creepy.” Suzuya peers out their window. “Hanbee, you know what we should do?”

“What?” Hanbee looks up from his reading with apprehension.

“Do you want to watch ‘It?’” Suzuya smiles. “We make popcorn and get scared.”

Hanbee is happy to share popcorn with his leader, but he feels mild apprehension at the movie suggestion. “Is it a horror movie?”

“Kind of. It’s about a gang of misfits who team up to defeat a killer clown. Like us!” Suzuya beams at Hanbee. He won’t forget how Hanbee saved him during the clown siege, when that ghoul took on Mr. Shinohara’s face.

As soon as they start the movie, Hanbee squeals and slides closer to his squad leader.

“Hanbee, nothing’s happened yet,” Suzuya comments.

“I’m scared already,” he admits.

“You’re silly.” Suzuya shoves popcorn into Hanbee’s mouth.

Hanbee clutches Suzuya and screams at the opening scene, and Suzuya starts giggling. “Okay, would it be better for be to bring my quinque out?”

Hanbee hangs his head. “Yes, please.”

He’s expecting ghouls around every corner. Behind the couch, even.

Suzuya skips back into the room, Jason in one hand, a blanket in another. “I’ll protect my team.”

“And we’ll p-p-protect you,” Hanbee stammers, wrapping his arms around Suzuya again.

“Your hands are shaking.” Suzuya pelts Hanbee with popcorn as he places the blanket over their shoulders.

Hanbee throws back a single kernel, and of course Suzuya catches it in his mouth. “Nom.”

“You seem oddly happy for such a horrifying story.”

Suzuya smiles. “I’ve always wanted to do this. Watch scary movies with my friends and stuff myself on buttered popcorn.”

Hanbee squeezes Suzuya. Friends. Coworkers, yes, but friends too.

And then he has to shriek again.

Juuzou finds out that Shinohara si Dead and Hanbee conforts him? Suzuhan in the most fluffy and platonic way please please please!!

Suzuhan? Yes yes yes!!

“I was thinking,” Suzuya begins, “I should go visit Mr. Shinohara again. Because I haven’t wanted to. Because I hate seeing him like that. But he hated seeing me in pain, and he didn’t leave me.” He clenches his jaw. “So I’ll go.”

Hanbee and Mizurou exchange glances.

“Suzuya,” Hanbee says softly.

“What?” Suzuya’s eyes are so innocent.

“Mr. Shinohara – he passed three days ago,” says Mizurou.

Suzuya starts. “What?”

His lower lip trembles, but he says nothing else before turning and running out of CCG.

“I’ve got this.” Hanbee rushes out. He thinks he knows what to say, and he needs to act before he questions himself.

He finds Suzuya on a park bench, his small shoulders shaking.

Mr. Shinohara made him feel warm and safe and happy. Mr. Shinohara was his dad, really.

And now his father is dead.

And he died for him.

Suzuya looks up as Hanbee looms nearer. “I – I wish it had been me.”

“I don’t,” Hanbee admits. “I wish it would not have happened at all.”

He hesitates. “May I sit down?”

Suzuya nods, and Hanbee settles beside him. “You know, I was completely unfit to be an investigator.” He swallows. “But you – your example – your mentorship – made me into the more dependable person I am today.”

“We had different vices, but I think you went through something similar with Mr. Shinohara. I can’t imagine losing you, so I can’t comfort you adequately – but for what it’s worth, you are everything he would have wanted for you.” Hanbee shivers. “Does that make sense?”

Suzuya nods, tears dribbling down his face. “Thank you, Hanbee.”

Hanbee squeezes his small leader and lets him sob into his shoulders. “You’re very loved, you know.”

“Mr. Shinohara taught me love.” Suzuya looks up. “And I loved him too. Just like I love you all.”