Totally sure Hanbee is the one who bought that Dark lolita dress and stiled Suzuya for the auction.

“Wow, you like pretty dresses, Hanbee.” Suzuya slides his fingers around the silky black fabric. His squad is gathered around in their living room, watching to see if Hanbee came through on his promise to find the perfect outfit for their leader.

“It seemed your style. Delicate and deadly.” Hanbee’s cheeks burn. Mizurou gives him a thumbs up.

Suzuya giggles. He skips towards his room, hollering over his shoulder. “I’ll put it on, but then you help me with my makeup!”

“Does Hanbee even know how to do that?” Keijin jokes.

“Hopefully more than we do,” Mikage says.

Hanbee clears his throat and stares at the ground. He’s not that obvious, is he?

When Suzuya appears, Mikage whistles and Mizurou elbows Hanbee.

Apparently he is that obvious. Oops.

He’s soon captivated with how dazzling Suzuya looks. His leader practically sparkles in his Dark Lolita style dress. It goes perfectly with the twisted smile he’s pasted on.

“Here. Let me get my makeup.” Hanbee hurries to his room, and returns carrying glossy hair extensions, red ribbons, and a makeup kit.

Hanbee applies creamy foundation first before lifting crimson lipstick.

“Ooh, like blood,” Suzuya says eagerly.

“I think it’ll look beautiful on him, right Hanbee?” Keijin grins wickedly.

“R- right.” Hanbee’s hands tremble as he applies the stain to Suzuya’s lips.

Next is eyeshadow and eyeliner. Suzuya doesn’t even flinch as Hanbee traces over his lids, crafting points as sharp as any quinque.

“We should take pictures. You look wonderful. I almost forget we’re going into battle.” Mizurou chuckles as Hanbee puts the finishing touches on Suzuya’s hair.

Suzuya smiles up at Hanbee. “Thank you, Hanbee.”

“You’re welcome, Squad Leader,” Hanbee whispers back as his heart accelerates.

The ships as weird couple stock photos?

Touken –

Hidekane –

Shuuneki –

Akiramon –

Seiaki-

Takirona

Nishikimi –

Irimi/Koma –

Irimi/Take

Yoshimura/Ukina –

Ayahina –

UtaRen –

Utatori –

Tsukikana –

Tsukichie –

Arieto

Uihai-

Nakimiza –

Yoriko/Takeomi –

Suzuhan –

Matsurie –

Urisai-

Mutsurie –

Mutsuki/Kaneki

Shiraiko –

Saiko/Hsaio –

Maruchika –

Fururize –

Higemaru/Hakatori (Higetori)

Okay, who did I miss?

updated to include take/irimi and higetori.

What songs do each of the tg re pairings (canon or not) remind you of? In my opinion HideKane currently makes me think of Wolves by Selena Gomez and Mutsuki x Kaneki/Sasaki from Mutsuki’s end

Hidekane – Wolves by Selena Gomez

Touken – Warm Blood, Flor

Shuuneki – All My Heroes, Bleachers

Akiramon – Aquaman, Walk the Moon

Seiaki – Rotten, The Naked and Famous

Mutsurie – Unconditionally, Katy Perry

Mutsuki/Sasaki – We Sink, Chvrches

Urisai – Hold Back the River, James Bay

Saiko/Hsaio – Boom Clap, Charlie XCX

Shiraiko – Gone Gone Gone, Phillip Phillips

Tsukikana – XO, Beyonce

Tsukichie – Young Blood, The Naked and Famous

Utaren – Wallflowers, The Chain Gang of 1984

Utatori – Look What You Made Me Do, Taylor Swift

Suzuhan – Let’s Hurt Tonight, OneRepublic

Maruchika – Walking the Wire, Imagine Dragons

Nishikimi – Gravity, Jai Wolf

Takirona – Something Just Like This, The Chainsmokers

Fururize – Bad Blood, Taylor Swift

Uihai – Shut Up and Dance, Walk the Moon

Arieto – F**K with You, Cardiknox

Ayahina – Beating Heart, Ellie Goulding

Yoshimura/Ukina – The Energy Never Dies, The Script

Nakimiza – The Cure, Lady Gage

Fluffly Suzuhan where Hanbee is scared by thunders

“Suzuya!” Hanbee leaps into his Squad Leader’s room.

“Hanbee?” Suzuya rubs sleep out of his eyes. “It’s 3 am.”

His room lights up in a flash, and then thunder crashes down upon them.

“You’re scared of thunder?” Suzuya is surprised. He’s always loved thunder.

Hanbee nods.

“Come here.” Suzuya opens his arms, and Hanbee, the giant dork that he is, leaps into them. He shivers.

“It’s okay, I promise,” says Suzuya, tightening his grip.

Hanbee nods. “I just…feel so alone and vulnerable when thunder happens.

“Well, you’re not now.” Suzuya snuggles closer to Hanbee. “Here, I’ll wrap my blankets around you too. The Thunder can’t get you.”

“Thanks.” Thunder crashes again, and Hanbee flinches.

Suzuya smiles down at him. “I’ll stay awake with you, don’t worry!”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can I have each pairing that you can think of’s favourite sex position?

Okay, who did I miss. 😛

Touken – spooning

Hidekane – missionary

Shuuneki – wall sex

Nishikimi – cowgirl

Irimi/Koma – Doggy style. I had to.

Ayahina – Butterfly. I’m sorry.

Utaren – wall sex

Akiramon – missionary

Seiaki – up and over

Takirona – cowgirl

Suzuhan – cowboy

Tsukikana – using their kagunes so they’re both upside down

Tsukichie – sit and straddle

Mutsurie – missionary

Urisai – spoons

Shiraiko – doggy style

Saiko//Hsaio – 69

Uihai – missionary

Arieto – whatever wacky idea Eto has next.

Maruchika – wall sex

Furutui – standing

Furuta/Rize – varies but he’s on bottom.

Takeomi/Yoriko – missionary

Need suzuhan nsfw!! (I guess that I’m late, but I don’t care) ≧﹏≦

Suzuhan is never late. First time: Suzuhan, here we go.

“Abara.” Suzuya leans over his boyfriend. “Do you want to make love to me?”

Hanbee drops his mug of coffee. “What?”

“We’re been together for a while and I really like kissing you and I want to do more.” Suzuya clasps Hanbee’s hands in his.

“I do, but – Juuzou, are you sure?” Hanbee is sweating already.

“Yes!” he sings, leading Hanbee into his bedroom.

Hanbee giggles at the stuffed animals covering Suzuya’s bed. “All these witnesses?”

Suzuya grins. “We can put them on the floor.”

“I think we’d have to. How do you even sleep in this bed?”

Suzuya shrugs. “I just…do?” He leaps onto the bed and stands. “Now I’m taller!”

Hanbee laughs as Suzuya peels off his shirt.

“Wait,” Suzuya says when they’re nearly naked. “I just…Abara…you know what happened to me, right?”

He looks so sad. This is what Hanbee feared. He strokes Juuzou’s face. “I know. It doesn’t matter to me. I think you’re beautiful the way you are.”

Suzuya tackles him. “I love you!”

“I love you, too.” Hanbee removes his own pants and feels a rush of shyness. But Suzuya just smiles at him. They’re both red-faced and laughing as they attach each other’s condoms.

Suzuya wonders what he was so worried about as their bodies grind together. He feels happy and free and loved. Hanbee doesn’t think he’s disgusting. Hanbee loves him.

Hanbee cries out, and Suzuya showers his face in kisses. “That was fun.”

“Everything is fun with you.” Hanbee gazes up at him in wonder.

Someone asked for Suzuhan and it wasn’t me. Wow! I need them in my life they are so precious and I still can’t figure out why Hanbee pictured Juuzou as the bride :”) Thank you for all those cute scenarios! But now I’d like to read some angst :”

Hehe, I love angst.

“We’re murderers,” slurs Hanbee as the medics rush him to CCG’s hospital.

“I know. We hurt Haise.” Suzuya squirms. He’s accustomed to being a monster, but Hanee isn’t. Not even now.

I had to kill Haise.

“I can’t die.” Hanbee squeezes his hand. “I love you. You…took a chance on me and never gave up and I love you for that.”

Suzuya freezes. The shattering in his heart, the desire to protect, to die before him, the need to throw himself sobbing across Hanbee – is this mess called love?

“Don’t give up on yourself yet.” Suzuya watches as his friend is wheeled into surgery.

He wishes Mr. Shinohara were here. To advise him.

I love him. Suzuya trembles. He can’t wait to tell Hanbee.

Suzuya paces in the hallway. Hanbee will live. He has to.

He doesn’t even notice the kagune razing Tokyo.

When Dr. Kanou appears to tell him Hanbee is stable, Suzuya shoves past him. He rushes to Hanbee’s bedside.

In an hour, Hanbee opens his eyes.

One of them has a black cornea and a red iris.

Suzuya’s panicking inside, but he forces a smile on his face. “How are you?”

After all the blows he got in the face Hanbee goes blind ad Juuzou feels guilty for that.

“You’re uncharacteristically silent.” Hanbee knows Suzuya is here, in the hospital chair besides him. But all he sees is darkness.

“Sorry,” Suzuya says quickly.

“What are you sorry for?” Hanbee laughs.

Suzuya laughs too, nervously.

“You feel responsible, don’t you?” Hanbee squints at Suzuya, as if that will help his vision. It’s a habit he can afford to lose now. “You feel like you ought to have protected me.”

“I should have – sacrificed like Mr. Shinohara!” Suzuya balls his hands into fists.

“No!” Hanbee cries. “No, please. Suzuya, I want you alive and responsive. Suzuya…the truth is, in that fight, I sacrificed myself. For you.”

“What?” Suzuya whispers.

“I was … ready to die, if it meant your victory.” Hanbee swallows. “I’m glad I’m alive, you know, but I don’t regret it.”

“Hanbee!” Suzuya tackles him in a hug. “Why? Why? You’re special yourself, you know.”

“You’re special, too. To everyone, and especially to me.” Hanbee reaches to pat Suzuya’s head, but he misses and nearly pokes out his leader’s eye.

Suzuya giggles and guides his friend’s large hands to his hair.

Suzuya squad is love suzuhan is life

Keijin Nakarai holds his head high as he escorts a bouquet-clasping Miyuki Mikage down the aisle. Mizurou Tamaki follows, throwing flowers every which way.

Hanbee’s face is already red by the time the music swells and the church doors sweep open.

Suzuya, dressed in a lace white suit and accompanied by a proud Shinohara, walks down the aisle humming in tune with the music. Hanbee can see tears in Shinohara’s eyes as Suzuya grasps Hanbee’s hands.

Kaneki clears his throat and prepares to read their vows.

Suzuya beams at Hanbee, and he’s positive he’s never been this happy before.

I don’t know if you take requests but I love your writing style and it would be awesome if you would write a suzuhan scenario. If. It no problem;)

I love Suzuhan! 😀 Thank you for asking, Nonny-Mouse!

“Hanbee, I’ve lost Haise. What if we lose Shinohara too?” Suzuya rocks back and forth. “I can’t stand this.”

“You’ll still have us,” Hanbee says quietly. “We love you.”

Suzuya looks up, tears in his eyes. “I know, and I love you all.”

“Are you excited for Takeomi’s wedding?” Hanbee leans back to stare at the sky. He can’t stop picturing Suzuya in a wedding dress. And himself as the groom – no, dammit, now his cheeks are red!

“I’m excited for the candy.” Suzuya giggles.

“Of course you are.” Hanbee winks.

“What else are you thinking about? Your face is all sweaty.” Suzuya wipes his hand against Hanbee’s forehead.

Hanbee turns crimson. “N – nothing.”

“Hanbeeeeeeee. Don’t lie to me. I’m your leader.” Suzuya pouts.

“I bet you’d look really nice getting married,” Hanbee blurts. “That’s all.”

Suzuya blinks. “Me? I never…you know…I never really thought I could get married.”

“Marriages don’t always have to be for kids, or between men and women.” Hanbee laughs.

“Do you like men?” Suzuya is surprised.

“Yes.” Hanbee lowers his eyes.

“That’s cute.” Suzuya hugs him. “Wait, do you like someone in particular? Is it someone I know? Can I help you with it? Hanbee, tell me.”

“No, definitely not!”

Suzuya tickles him. Hanbee screams.

“All right, all right, it’s you! I like you, Suzuya Juuzou!” He chokes on his own words. He wants to run away and vanish.

Suzuya’s mouth falls open. “Me?”

“I’m sorry – I don’t mean to make things awkward – I’m not very smart, you know -”

Suzuya smashes his lips against Hanbee’s. “How’s that?”

“Huh?”

“Well, you’re a really good friend, and I think you’re attractive, so why not?” Suzuya smiles up at him. “You make me happy.”

Hanbee nearly faints as Suzuya kisses him again.