or SuzuHan angsty fluff because tomorrow is my birthday??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Houji/Tatara

There was one time Houji caught Tatara. It was shortly after he’d betrayed his lover, leading to the downfall of Che Shi Lian and the deaths of Yan and Fei. Right before Houji left the city, Tatara – not in an emotional state to think clearly – attacked, and this led to his capture by CCG.

They wanted to take him back for interrogation in Cochlea. The investigators were discussing their plans to make the ghouls they’d killed into quinques, and excited to see what would happen to Tatara once he was executed.

And Houji remembered the night Tatara first showed him his kagune, and that he was a ghoul, and that Houji’d been overcome with emotion partially because he loved that Tatara trusted him and he loved Tatara, but also because he knew this meant his suspicions were correct, and that he’d have to betray Tatara.

So Houji may have freed Tatara. Tatara may have tried to kill him, but didn’t. He’s never been sure why. Maybe he just didn’t want to lose anyone else at the moment.

Arieto

Arima had just been disciplined by Tsuneyoshi for a mistake on a mission that led to another ghoul escaping. He’d never really messed up before, and the consequences was a long lecture on what a damned failure of a half-breed he was, and a black eye. And a stern order not to return until his eye had healed.

Eto visited him that night – they’d arranged weekly trysts by that point. When she saw Arima, she was, as you may imagine, pissed. He had to talk her out of taking Tsuneyoshi’s head. She then decided to remind him that he was the only investigator who had beaten her, an unusual subject for prideful Eto to bring up.

Arima teased her about actually caring for him, and she retorted that by letting her live he might actually feel the same. Maybe. She then seduced him, used her regeneration to heal his eye, and left him the next morning.

Tsuneyoshi had expected Arima to be missing for a day or two. He was vexed to see Arima back that morning, and Arima just had to text Eto a play-by-play, much to her amusement.

Suzuhan

After dragon, Suzuya was afraid to talk to Kaneki. He knew he done fucked up, if you will.

Hanbee finally went to Kaneki himself, apologized, and they had a long talk. At the end, Hanbee led Kaneki to Suzuya’s house with the rest of S3. Kaneki and Suzuya forgave each other, and Hanbee was thrilled.

Suzuya asked Hanbee why he’d done that, and Kaneki said something like “I thought it was obvious he loves you.”

Hanbee promptly shrieked.

Suzuya tiptoed up to him and asked if that was true.

Hanbee admitted it was, and profusely apologized as if loving Suzuya was worse than trying to kill Kaneki. But then Suzuya tackled him in a kiss. Kaneki’s sole vengeance was texting a photo of their kiss to the rest of S3.

Maybe some Mizurou/Keijin fluff~? Double date with SuzuHan, maybe?? Or am I deluding myself?

I could get behind this ship. 😀

-Mizurou once bought Keijin a parrot. He was generously allowed to name it Beefy.

– when Keijin gets drunk or even just overtired “sleep drunk,” he gets very whiny and clingy. He will whimper in Mizurou’s ear until Mizurou put shim to bed, like a responsible adult.

– Suzuya and Mizurou set up the double date, but Hanbee figured out the plan. Keijin was totally oblivious until they went on it, but fortunately he was enthusiastic.

– It involves an aquarium, the “zoo of the sea.”

– There they discover Hanbee is afraid of sharks, Suzuya is fascinated by octopi, and Keijin can name all the different species of jellyfish known to man. Mizurou finds this very attractive.

– Unfortunately, Suzuya now wants an electric eel.

– But it’s Mizurou they have to stop from jumping in to see the penguins. He then compares the yellow fuzz of the rock-hoppers to Keijin’s hair. Keijin is not impressed.

– They then realize Suzuya has never seen Finding Nemo and immediately take him home to watch it. They invite Mikage, who claims he has an invisible alien girlfriend with him, and settle down to watch.

– They are all crying messes.

Maybe Juuzou surprising Hanbee on their wedding day by wearing a dress? Bonus points if the dress were originally Mrs. Shinohara’s~ (She and Shinohara are Juuzou’s adoptive parents and no-one can tell me otherwise.)

Like in the omake? 😀

Hanbee nibbles his lip and waits at the front of the church. It’s finally happening…today is the day.

Beside him, Keijin, Mizurou,and Mikage wait with baited breath. Kaneki Ken stands ready to officiate.

And then the music swells, and the doors open. On Mrs. Shinohara’s arm, Suzuya begins gliding down the aisle.

In a snow white wedding dress.

Hanbee sputters. His face turns red, and his heart hammers.

“It’s her old dress,” Keijin whispers, and that’s it. Hanbee begins to ugly cry.

Suzuya smiles as Mrs. Shinohara drops him off next to Hanbee. He reaches up to wipe away Hanbee’s tears as Kaneki clears his throat to begin.

Cute SuzuHan headcanons~? Or maybe some Houji/Tatara ones (because I have it from a very credible source that you enjoy that ship, too)~?

Who told you about my Houji/Tatara adoration?

YOU CAN’T TELL ME THEY DON’T BEHAVE LIKE EX-LOVERS.

Suzuhan

– Suzuya loves piggyback rides from Hanbee.

– At one point, the normally quiescent Hanbee probably punches someone who insults Suzuya. It’s stunning to the entire squad.

– Hanbee lets Suzuya stitch a heart over his chest.

Houji/Tatara

– Tatara signals their relationship is serious by removing his mask. Houji responds by taking him in his arms and kissing him.

– Tatara once had to come pick up Houji from a bar after he got drunk. This was after their falling out. Houji called him, and Tatara just couldn’t kill him in that state, so he took him home and tucked in him.

– A look through Houji’s cell phone confirmed Houji didn’t have his number. Tatara then realized that Houji must still have memorized it. He left with a surprising amount of emotions.

– Their first date was ice skating. Tatara was graceful, Houji a mess, and they kissed as they crumpled to a heap on the rink floor.

Valentine’s Day headcanons for the following couples: Touken, Ayahina, Akiramon, Seiaki, Takirona, Mutsurie, Shiraiko, Saiko/Hsiao, Suzuhan, Fururize, Nishikimi, Tsukikana, Higetori, Uihai, Nakimiza, Arieto, Utaren. Bless you.

Bless you this Day of the Valentine, too. ❤

Touken

– Touka tackles Kaneki and drags him back to bed in the morning. 😉

– Kaneki buys her a ghoul-friendly cake. Three tiers, like a wedding cake.

– Touka has bought him a first edition of his Franz Kafka’s Metamorphosis.

– Kaneki tacles Touka and takes her back for an early night. 😉

Ayahina

– Ayato forgot it was Valentine’s Day. After cursing himself out, he races to buy her a card before she wakes up.

– She knew he forgot, but it’s okay. She has her own surprise for him.

– Ayato returns, having hastily scribbled his devout love in her card.

– Hinami has bought Ayato a parakeet. Ayato practically cries in happiness.

Akiramon

– Amon is as smooth as Touka’s coffee. Flowers, chocolate, Maris Stella to pat as soon as Akira awakens.

– Akira is ready to counter him with ghoul-suited food for him, sweetened with as much sugar as a ghoul can tolerate.*

– Takes Akira out to a spicy curry shop for dinner.

*Given that Kaneki originally ate sugar cubes with blood, I’m guessing ghouls can tolerate some sugar, and Akira is ON it.

Seiaki

– Takizawa is terrified that he hasn’t bought her enough chocolate.

– His heart-shaped box is half the size of Akira.

– Akira laughs and tells him thank you, before revealing they have plans to spend the day in a dog and cat cafe.

Takirona

– Takizawa is a bit shy, but he’s bought Kurona flowers and Touka’s magnificent coffee.

– She kisses him and tells him he’s more than enough to make her happy.

– They spend their night in, watching Netflix and cuddling and talking about feelings.

Mutsurie

– Urie sweeps Mutsuki off his feet immediately.

– He’s pleased when Mutsuki promptly knocks his feet out from under him.

– They’re discovered making out in the halls outside their room.

Shiraiko

– Shirazu is stunned to wake up to Saiko serving him breakfast in bed.

– When he asks her how she woke up in time, she cheerfully says she didn’t go to sleep, because he is that important to her.

– She of course then snuggles with him, cuddling and eating the feast she’s prepared (with Kaneki’s cooking help).

Hsaiko

– Hsaio cosplays as Saiko’s favorite manga character to wake her up.

– Saiko insists that both can be late for work. … Not for sleep. 😉

– Saiko runs around bragging about her sexy girlfriend, and consults Hairu for how marriage is best sprung to a garden ghoul.

Suzuhan

– Hanbee takes Suzuya out for ice cream.

– Suzuya takes Hanbee to the latest Disney movie. He likes it, too. By the end, Hanbee is sobbing into Suzuya’s arms.

– At home, Hanbee discovers flowers decorating his room.

Fururize

– Furuta is awakened by Rize love-biting him

– He will take her to an all-you-can-eat restaurant suitable for ghouls, and think himself the luckiest man alive every time she steals a glance.

– Rize: “Are you feeding me so I have the energy to dominate you tonight?”

– Furuta: *mews*

Nishikimi

– Nishiki: “Since you were okay with putting a bangle around my wrist, what if I put a ring around your finger?”

– Kimi: *eyes wide* “Nishiki-kun!”

– Nishiki: “I mean, I don’t have it yet. But I figured I’d ask. For future reference.”

– Kimi: “Now I’m half tempted to make you put it around my middle finger.”

Tsukikana

– Tsukiyama awakens Karren by sprinkling diamonds and gold dust on her.

– Karren has collaborated with Chie to get the best, most exotic food for Shuu..

– They dance the night away, until Karren suggests another form of dance. 😉

Higetori

– Higemaru’s a bit concerned Hakatori will find it dumb, but he would totally propose on Valentine’s Day.

– She says yes, then chastises him for giving her a present she can’t top.

– Her present, however, involves a concert and “Higemaru appreciation day,” in which she’s convinced all the Aogiri kids to make him cards.

Uihai

– Can you say PREPARED. Ui’s been planning their dinner at the best restaurant in town for months. He buys Hairu a gargantuan chocolate heart, which she promptly breaks in two for him.

– Hairu gives him tickets for a play Ui’s been dying to see, for the next weekend.

– Hairu suggests snuggles after they walk home.

Nakimiza

– Once Naki heard about this tradition of celebrating love, he ran around consulting ways to celebrate Miza.

– He throws confetti (supplied by Tsukiyama) on her, and she kisses him.

– “You know, you could have just wished me a happy Valentine’s Day and that would be enough,” says she. He then cries about how it wouldn’t be enough for Miza.

Arieto

– Let’s see, how can Eto troll the Reaper?

– bribes access to CCG for herself, then appears in Arima’s office yelling “boo!”

– Arima’s office door closes for the next few hours.

Utaren

– Uta is determined to embarrass Yomo.

– He buys him a ridiculously sized box of chocolates neither can eat, and a new coat

– To his surprise, Yomo has also bought him paint for masks. But Uta’s real treat is how flustered and flushed Yomo is.

What’s your biggest HC for Uta/ Juuzou/ Naki and Yomo? Like one that you’ll 100% defend unless it’s proven to be false in cannon.

– Uta: I can neither live with you nor without you 100% refers to his love for Yomo. I hope they prove this in the manga soon. (Oh, I love the idea that he’s the one-eyed king).

– Suzuya Juuzou: will eventually realize and reciprocate Hanbee’s feelings.

– Naki: Probably never grew up with parents or anyone but a gang of teenagers who didn’t teach him reading. Hence his innocence coupled with violence.

– Yomo Renji: 1. he would be an amazing dad and it’s a crime he doesn’t have kids of his own. If he survives the series, I expect him to help run an orphanage or some sort of system to help the children who’ve been hurt on both sides. 2. If, through an alternate universe, he met Aizawa Shouta from BNHA, they would be best friends.

Platonic Suzuhan Anon is back again ;;)) I miss my boys too much Can I have some good cuddles on the sofa during a freezing cold night? Please???

Yes, please.

Suzuya scurries inside the home he shares with his Squad. Mizurou and Mikage pile behind him.

Hanbee looks up from the kitchen. “Did you have fun?”

“Mmm-hmmm.” Suzuya’s teeth chatter. “We made snowmen.”

“And now I’m going to warm up in the shower to regain half the feeling in my limbs,” Mizurou announces.

“I didn’t need to picture you in the shower,” Mikage retorts. The two laugh as they head upstairs.

“Do you want some cocoa?” Hanbee offers.

Suzuya nods eagerly. He practically leaps with excitement as Hanbee also takes out their container of marshmallows.

“You’ve been into them again.” Hanbee observes the nearly empty container.

“They’re yummy.” Suzuya yanks off his snowshoes and plops onto the sofa. “I hope you’re drinking cocoa, too.”

“Of course.” Hanbee pulls two mugs out of their cabinets.

After a few minutes, Hanbee nestles besides Suzuya.

Suzuya slurps his chocolate. “Ow.”

“You know it’s hot. You can feel it! Why did you drink it?” Hanbee cries.

“I’m too excited,” Suzuya complains, leaning against Hanbee. He loves his friend’s warmth. He feels safe here.

“Me too, but you don’t see me burning myself,” Hanbee teases, sipping his cocoa.

“You have a chocolate mustache.” Suzuya giggles. “Still looks better than Mougan’s.”

Hanbee nearly spits out his drink. “Don’t make me laugh so hard. I’ll spill.”

“Oh, you have better motor control than that,” Suzuya says with a roll of his eyes.

They grin at each other, two friends warming together on a cold night.

Shinohara wakes up and meets Hanbee

Hanbee holds his breath as Suzuya and he enter the stark hospital room, which smells of limp food and cleaning fluids.

Suzuya wants to stop, to run away, but he can’t, so Hanbee will hold his breath in his leader’s place.

Suzuya steps in full view of the bed, where Shinohara Yukinori sits, awake and smiling at his wife and not-so-little kids.

Suzuya’s heart beats wildly. Is there still a place for him with Mr. Shinohara?

Shinohara stills as soon as he spies Suzuya. Then he holds out his hands, as emotion clouds his ability to speak.

“Mr. Shinohara!” Suzuya wails and launches himself into Shinohara’s arms. “You’re here, you’re really here.”

“I am,” says Shinohara, embracing Suzuya. “Juuzou, you’ve become a great man.”

“T-thank you,” says Suzuya, wiping his eyes.

“Who is this?” Shinohara’s eyes flit over to the doorway, where Hanbee stands.

“That is Hanbee Abara, my squad member. He’s…very special to me,” says Suzuya, flushing.

“Hanbee.” Mr. Shinohara smiles at him. “I’m glad Suzuya found someone like you.”

Hanbee gasps. “Thank you, sir! Suzuya is – well, he’s the most amazing leader we have. And I – I love him.”

“I’m glad,” says Shinohara, squeezing Suzuya’s shoulder. “Nothing could make me happier.”

Every ship you can think of’s child’s name if they’re male or female or have a gender neutral name (but Kyou and Tsukiyama should totally adopt Niji)

Touken – Yotsume, girl

Hidekane – Sunny, boy or girl or neutral

Shuuneki – Rin, genderqueer

Akiramon – Kosuke, girl

Seiaki- Kosuke, girl,

Takirona- Nashiro, girl

Nishikimi – Oshin, boy

Irimi/Koma – Fumiko, girl

Yoshimura/Ukina – Eto (oh wait)

Ayahina – Ryouko, girl

UtaRen – Asa, girl

Utatori – Renji, boy

Tsukikana – Rose, girl

Tsukichie – Kanae, neutral

Tsukikyou – Niji. That is all.

Arieto – Kaneki Ken, boy.

Uihai – Masanori, boy

Nakimiza – Chihiro, girl

Yoriko/Takeomi – Iwao, boy

Suzuhan – Yukinori, boy

Matsurie – Danuja, girl

Urisai – Hotaru, girl

Mutsurie – Ginshi, boy

Mutsuki/Kaneki – Kishou, boy

Shiraiko -Gintoki, boy

Saiko/Hsaio – Diana of Themyscira, girl

Maruchika – Kazumi, neutral

Fururize – Hisa, girl

Suzuhan???

– Hanbee is the fashionista of the two. He picks out all of Suzuya’s dark, pretty outfits.

– Suzuya sometimes swings from the fan in their ceiling so he can surprise attack Hanbee.

– Suzuya frequently tackles Hanbee, demanding cuddles. Hanbee happily obliges.

– Shinohara’s family is very supportive of their relationship. Hanbee teared up when Shinohara’s wife told him that Mr. Shinohara would have loved him for making Juuzou so happy.

– Hanbee has a habit of talking in his sleep, which Suzuya has filmed more than once, to his Squad’s delight. Well, his Squad except Hanbee.

– Suzuya often falls asleep in Hanbee’s arms. Hanbee adores this. The first time it happened, he cried with joy.

– Suzuya loves playing with Hanbee’s hair.