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So, there’s an ask link, but it’s taken down for what will probably be two weeks. I have >300 asks. 😛
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May I ask for a scenario of what Hide would be like if he had a daughter?
requested by the lovely @pokemelody
“Wait, hold on. You have chocolate on your face!” Hideyoshi grabs his little girl as she tries to totter away. “It’ll spoil your dress.”
She is, of course, wearing the lavender princess gown Touka and Kaneki bought her. Complete with fairy wings.
“Daddy,” she giggles. Her yellow-orange hair matches his perfectly, though it’s significantly more curly. Princess curls, he likes to tell her. Her face looks like his as a kid, too – and it’s not marred by scars.
“Thank you for the ice-cream, Daddy,” she murmurs, leaning her head against his chest.
Hide’s breath catches. He still can’t believe this precious child is his.
“Don’t tell Mommy,” he jokes.
“Daddy! We don’t keep secrets.” She pokes him on his nose.
“Good girl.” He places her back on the ground. “Now, look what I brought: bubbles!”
She squeals with delight. She can be a true fairy princess, complete with bubbles.
Hide races around the park, blowing bubbles until she’s tired of dancing in them. Then he shows her how to blow gently enough to release the iridescent orbs to the sky.
When she finally releases one small one, she sighs. “I love you, Daddy.”
“I love you, too.”
Ooh how about Nico/Kaneki including the re omake where he puts sunscreen on Nico’s back
I have not been able to write much about Nico before! Thank you.
“It’s cold,” Nico whines.
“I’m sorry!” Kaneki hesitates. “But you’ll burn otherwise.”
“Alas, my skin is pale like a vampires’,” Nico intones.
“It’s beautiful, Nico.”
“You’re too sweet for this world.” Nico smiles and draws Kaneki closer for a kiss. Her heart still flutters every time Kaneki touches her.
“Maybe I could appear to a ghoul restaurant as roasted ghoul,” Nico says. “That’d be fun.”
Kaneki chokes. “I think not!”
“Don’t want to lose me?” Nico cranes her head back to grin at her boyfriend.
“Yes,” Kaneki says, face redder than any sunburn.
Continuation of Takatsuki Sen’s Black Goats egg from your original answer to my request? I loved it so much!
Thank you ❤
“Look,” says his fiancee. Mitsu. Her name is Mitsu, because she’s his bright light. “I know you think you’re going to infect me and kill everyone.”
“Mother won’t let me go,” he mutters.
“But that man you just killed was trying to kill me,” says Mitsu. “There’s a difference between killing for pleasure, like your Mom, or killing to defend someone else.”
“It’s still killing,” he mutters. And the worst part is, he worries the man was right. The man who swung at Mitsu, saying he couldn’t let her forgive the family of the Black Goat, couldn’t let them move on like nothing had happened.
And now he’s just like Mother. A killer.
“You’re overly worried about violence, and with good reason,” says Mitsu. “But you’re not violent unless you have to be. You are not your Mother.”
Maybe she’s right. Maybe his perspective is distorted, because he sees everything as more violent than it is. He can’t even leash a dog without crying.
The police let him go. But he’s haunted by the violence.
“They say you picture blood on your hands when you kill someone. I never have,” he tells Mitsu. “I picture blood in my heart.”
If she’s disturbed, she doesn’t let on. She kisses him instead.
Escape her Room.
He takes Mitsu by her hands. Is she right? Is he so scared of becoming violent, his inaction results in violence?
If he hadn’t killed, Mitsu would be dead. He loves Mitsu. He needs her alive.
“I want to value all life,” he confesses. “But right then, I valued yours above his.”
“That’s not inherently wrong,” Mitsu suggests.
Maybe. He’s not sure.
But she makes him feel happy, and that’s a feeling he’s never known before, even if his happiness shouldn’t be more valuable than another’s.
It’s that night that he decides to escape, to take Mitsu to a fancy hotel and consummate their relationship like she’s wanted for a long time.
As she kisses the sweating skin over his heart, her eyes sparkle. “I see nothing but normal blood here.”
He dares to hope that is true.
Mutsuki decides to share Kaneki with Touka and Tsukiyama, because he realized being violent and jealous won’t win him his sensei’s love
Hahahahahahahha, oh my.
“Sensei.” Mutsuki tugs on Kaneki’s arm. “Shuu and I have an idea.”
“It’s a great idea, if I do say so myself,” Tsukiyama adds.
Touka scowls. “Oh really?”
“We’ll share you,” Mutsuki says eagerly.
Kaneki drops his coffee. “Pardon?”
“I don’t think being jealous helps. Tsukiyama told me his story, too.” Mutsuki hesitates, still kinda hoping the fact that he didn’t want to devour Kaneki puts him slightly ahead of Tsukiyama.
“Does that mean you help us with child-raising?” Touka asks.
“Absolutely.” Tsukiyama nods.
“Sounds good to me.”
“Just please let us be part of your life,” Mutsuki says.
Kaneki’s face melts. “Mutsuki, you’ll always be part of my life. You too, Tsukiyama.”
Tsukiyama exclaims in French and grabs Kaneki in an embrace. “We’ll be like our own little family!”
Touken: I See the Light
Ayahina: Beauty and the Beast
Mutsurie: Fixer-Upper
Nishikimi: You’ll Be In My Heart
Akiramon: Kiss the Girl
Tsukikana: A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes
Takirona: Can You Feel the Love Tonight
Arieto: If I Never Knew You
Shiraiko: So Close
Nakimiza: Something There
Saiko/Hsiao: Love Is An Open Door
Suzuhan: Never Knew I Needed
Uihai: I’m Wishing
Utaren: He’s a Tramp
(also brought to you by @trashyhumanespresso & @hamliet)
By a lovely Nonny-Mouse.
Everyone asks Touka for relationship advice. Here are the results:
Akiramon:
Akira: are you a virgin?
Amon: wait, what? I mean… yes, I guess, I know I’m over 30, but you see, I had a really bad childhood, so I didn’t want to… *continues for five minutes*
Akira: *is getting tired of this shit and strips her shirt off*
Amon: 
Ayahina:
Hinami: are you a virgin?
Ayato: WHAT HINAMI WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT *gets all red*
Hinami: Because I like you!
Ayato: !!! 😀 *strips shirt off*
Hinami: and your sister told me she asked Kaneki that before they did it.
Ayato: If you’re trying to seduce me never bring up my sister’s sex life again.
Shiraiko:
Saiko: are you a virgin?
Shirazu: excuse me! Saiko! You don’t ask someone that!
Saiko: Fine, do you want to have sex?
Shirazu: with you?
Saiko: No, with a doll. Yes, with me.
Shirazu: Maybe…
Saiko/Hsiao:
Hsiao: are you a virgin?
Saiko: Not for long if you want to do something about it.
Nakimiza:
Miza: are you a virgin?
Naki: what’s a virgin?
Miza: nosebleeds.
Mutsurie:
Mutsuki: are you a virgin?
Urie: *no mouth, boy is shook*
Mutsuki: I’ve never done it with someone I … cared about; that’s kind of like being a virgin, right?
Urie: what?
Mutsuki: *kisses him*
Urie: idk what’s happening but I like it.
Mercy and Magic 