‘rue island two: seidou makes petty comments at urie for hours’ p l e a s e

Alternative title: The Roast of the Quinx.

“Was this really Maman’s plan?” Saiko tugs at the door. She and her fellow Quinx are trapped in a small room with Akira Mado, Amon Koutarou, and Seidou Takizawa.

“It sucks. Of course it’s Kaneki’s plan,” Urie grumbles.

“I brought you a shirt.” Seidou tosses him a white tee reading This is our get-along shirt

“Fuck off,” Urie tells him.

“With ladies present? I think not.” Seidou sniffs.

Urie splutters. “You know I didn’t mean it that way.”

Saiko winks at Akira.

“Make your green goblin friend apologize to Akira.” Seidou crosses his arms.

“Seidou, he was only doing what he thought was right,” warns Amon. 

Mutsuki’s eyes fill with tears. “I – I don’t think I’ve ever known that.”

“I forgive you, Mucchan.” Akira smiles at him.

“I don’t. I don’t forgive a one of ya’s. Particularly the purple brat.” Seidou scowls.

“Why me?” Urie clenches his fists.

“Because you remind me of me.” Seidou giggles. “I’m your future. Bah!” 

He sticks out his tongue. “Have you framed out yet? That’s possible, right?”

Urie’s face now matches his hair.

“Of course he hasn’t,” Aura snaps.

Hsaio coughs. Saiko stares at the floor.

“Urie?” Higemaru gapes at his hero.

“What happened? Did you try to eat your friends?” Seidou cackles. “Omg, to have been a fly on the wall, watching you eat your words.”

“Shut up.”

“In all fairness, he just attacked me with his kagune, not his teeth.” Saiko says lamely.

Mutsuki’s mouth falls open.

“Urie Kuki,” Akira says firmly. “How many people knew?”

“Just us three,” Hsaio says.

“He’s a ghoul! Their First-Class investigator’s a ghoul!” Seidou rolls around on the floor.

Outside the room, Tsukiyama smirks at Kaneki. “I think it’s going well.”

Seidou finding and reuniting with his old pet dog, Rocky. Because feels and boi sure is lonely. It’d be nice to let him see his lil buddy again after going through the whole Kanou mess and losing his family. </3

My heart!

Takizawa Seidou trudges his way back to Re. He wishes he had a different life. Or even death. Anything but this. 

He shoves open the door to Re. Yasuhisa Kurona looks up nervously.

“What?” he mutters.

“We got something for you,” squeaks Ayato. “As a present for helping with Amon.”

“Huh?”

Yip! A short, chubby creature barrels towards him. 

Takizawa gasps. He looks just like Rocky. 

He wonders what happened to Rocky. Did someone adopt him? Was he sad when Mom and Dad didn’t come home? Did he feel abandoned?

“That is Rocky.” Amon appears. 

“HInami tracked down your damn dog,” Ayato adds. “Wasn’t easy, but she did it.”

Takizawa gasps. “This is – it’s you, boy?” 

He reaches for Rocky, who immediately licks his hand. Takizawa cries out in joy.

“It sure is.” Kurona smiles.

“My dog!” Takizawa draws the creature to his chest. Rocky’s tail wags with excitement. He still loves Seidou.

Someone still loves me. Takizawa is too overcome to say more. 

“Treats.” Kurona hands him a milk bone to give Rocky.

“Hey, hey, hey! Why is there a dog contaminating my cafe?” Touka Kirishima stomps in. “Get that thing upstairs!”

Takirona/Frozen.

Anonymous asked: After that Mulan-Mutsurie mashup, I dare you to write Disney-film mashups for: Ayahina, Touken, Takirona, Akiramon, Uihai, Nishikimi, Tsukikana, Arieto, and Shiraiko. Ty and good night.

I’ll be posting these once a day (probably) until the list is done!

Mutsurie/Mulan: here.

Ayahina/Sleeping Beauty: here.

Uihai/Tangled: here.

Akiramon/The Hunchback of Notre Dame: here.

Tskukikana/The Little Mermaid: here.

Nishikimi/Snow White: here

“Help m-m…” Yasuhisa Kurona struggles to form the words. 

“Kuro!” Suzuya Juuzou shoves open the cell door to see his former nemesis lying on the floor, her arms feebly reaching for the door. Her skin is tinged with blue, and her eyes are dull.

“I thought Kanou was going to give you Shiro back.” 

Kuro shakes her head. “H – h – he never cared…”

There’s a gaping hole in her stomach. Suzuya does not have the Rc cells to save her.

“You have to get out of here.” Suzuya knows the Rc gas in her cell is keeping her from healing – if she even can. 

“You should…go.” GOAT is fighting outside. She took as risk coming here to beg Kanou. 

“I am not leaving here until we find some way to save you!” Suzuya crosses his arms.

Since he can’t atone for Nashiro, he will save her sister. “Kuro, who’s the strongest ghoul you know? We’ll get you to him. You can eat his kagune or something – you’ll be okay.”

“T…takiz…owl,” she mumbles.

“Takizawa!” Seidou. Of course. Suzuya hauls her up. She can lean on him. “I’ve got you!”

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Bodies – and pieces of bodies – litter the CCG lot. 

“Owl!” Dr. Kanou howls at Takizawa. This ghoul, his creation, is too powerful to defeat on strength. “You can’t run from your crimes!”

Takizawa hesitates. Even now, free, the sight of his torturer frightens him. He’s right, of course; all Takizawa does is destroy. It’s all he knows anymore. Once V is destroyed, Takizawa must die. “Give Kuro her sister back, and then we’ll talk.”

“Kurona? Kurona came to me stabbed through by the CCG investigators you used to support. Kurona is dead, just like her sister!” yells Kanou. His eyes light up – Takizawa is frozen. So he does care for the girl.

“No – no.” Takizawa helped her into CCG. He helped her to help Shiro, because it would make her happy. “No!” 

He screams and falls to his knees. He’s done this again. He’s killed his family again.

Kanou draws a quinque and holds it above the shaking monster.

“No!” screams the last voice Kanou expected. Kurona hurls herself between Takizawa and Kanou.

His blade strikes her, but Suzuya hurls him back. Kanou’s head cracks agaisnt the pavement.

“Kuro!” Takizawa looks up at his blood-soaked friend. “Kuro, no!”

He wraps her in a bear hug and sobs. His kagune wraps around her broken insides, holding them in. 

And then color begins to return to her cheeks.

Takizawa frowns.

Kurona gasps. 

“Your kagune.” Suzuya points. 

His kagune glows. Everywhere it touches her flesh, the battered bruises and torn skin knit themselves together. 

“You’re healing her.”

Takizawa begins to shake. Can he – can he really do something other than destruction? “I love her.”

Kurona looks into his eyes and envisions a whole life even without Nashiro. “I love him, too.”

Seiakiamon triangle pleassssseee? Akira and Amon go look for Seidou !

“We need to find Seidou.” Akira crosses her arms. She insists on only drinking coffee for breakfast, when he knows she’d rather have a donut. 

“He seems ashamed.” Amon wishes he could have handled their imprisonment differently. Helped him escape.

“We need to show him we love him.” Akira pauses. “We do, don’t we?”

Amon’s eyes soften. “Of course.”

—————————————————

“’Sup, ghoul?” Mado Akira approaches to his left. 

“Akira.” He’s still not able to process her saving him. He thinks he has, and then she’s facing him and he knows he hasn’t. He’s worthless. 

“Friends are what’s up.” Amon Koutarou materializes to his right, and pins Seidou to his chest. “Akira, now’s your chance. Hug him!”

Akira throws her arms around Seidou. “We love you, Takizawa.”

A lump grows in his throat. “But why?”

“Why not?” Amon musses up Seidou’s thick white waves. “We’re your friends. It’d be strange if we didn’t love you.”

“Church boy,” mutters Seidou.

“You know you love us.” Akira kisses his left cheek and Amon kisses his right. 

Seidou lets out a squeak of joy. 

He doesn’t need to say anything else. 

Akiramon/The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Anonymous asked: After that Mulan-Mutsurie mashup, I dare you to write Disney-film mashups for: Ayahina, Touken, Takirona, Akiramon, Uihai, Nishikimi, Tsukikana, Arieto, and Shiraiko. Ty and good night.

I’ll be posting these once a day (probably) until the list is done!

Mutsurie/Mulan: here

Ayahina/Sleeping Beauty: here

Uihai/Tangled: here.

“The time has come,” Kanou Akahiro announces. “Mado Akira, you stand accused of harboring not one, but two, ghouls. Repent!” 

He leans in close. “If you will consent to my experiment, you will live. Choose me!”

Akira spits in his face. She doesn’t struggle against the ropes that bind her. If she’s going to die for ghouls, so be it. Despite her alliances, Father will be proud of her, and Mother, too. She knows this in her soul. 

Kanou tosses the torch on the straw surrounding her. 

—————————————————————-

On the roof of CCG, Takizawa slumps against his chains. Akira, of all people, cannot die for him. 

“Takizawa Seidou!” A blue-haired girl bursts onto the concrete. She grabs the chains. “Don’t give up!”

“We have to defeat Kanou,” adds a pink-haired boy.

“He’s already won,” mutters Takizawa. “Leave me alone.”

“We’ve done all we can,” protests a tall, black-haired girl. “You’re full ghoul. Only you can help her.”

Takizawa lifts his eyes to see the flames rising. He sees Akira flinch. 

He screams and bites at the chains.

“Hold on.” A green-haired boy emerges onto the roof, followed by a purple-haired one. They carry saws. 

As soon as the Quinxes cut the chains from his wrists, Takizawa grabs one. “Don’t let this drop.”

He leaps off CCG and swings downward, flying like an owl. Kanou looks up in horror as Takizawa snaps the binds on a coughing Akira. With her in hand, he leaps back, and the Quinx pull them both to safety.

“Sanctuary!” cries Takizawa, lifting Akira high. 

The Quinx rush downstairs to defend CCG from the coming assault, while Takizawa tries to rouse Akira. “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry!”

“If I were you, I’d be a bit more sorry for myself.” A voice oozes out from behind him. “

He’s not sure how much time has passed, but somehow Kanou is here. Takizawa can see him from his shadow. 

“I never realized how miserable you were.” Takizawa sees a knife rise.

“No!” Takizawa hurls Kanou across the roof. He grabs Akira and jumps to the slippery ledge below. It’s a precarious balancing act, but thy’ll make it – they have to.

“Leaving so soon?” Kanou peers over the roof. He raises a quinque and swings for Takizawa. 

Takizawa throws Akira through a window to safety, but he’s barely hanging on. 

“I should have known you’d risk your life rescuing someone you love. Just like your parents died trying to rescue you!”

“What?” All this time, Takizawa thought he killed his parents. 

“Ha!” Kanou hurtles the quinque towards Takizawa again.

Takizawa dodges, but he’s falling –

“Seidou!” Akira grabs his hand.

“What!” Kanou howls and tries to aim for Akira, and she can see the realization his eyes before she sees him begin to fall.

“Seidou, hang on. No, don’t – hang on!” Akira grunts as her friend’s wrist slips. “Seidou!”

He hurtles down CCG’s facade.

“Got ya!” Amon Koutarou, himself a pariah Akira had hidden in CCG, uses his kaduna to catch Takizawa. 

Takizawa gasps as Amon yanks him throughout the window. Even though Amon’s still in kakuja form, he throws his arms around his friend. 

“Seidou!” Akira rushes in. “Oh my god, thank you!” She hugs him, and then pauses to look at Amon. 

Takizawa knows what he needs to do. He takes both their hands in his, his best friends’ hands, and joins them together. Then, with a smile, he steps aside.

Amon can’t believe he almost lost both Akira and Seidou, just because he refused to use a kagune. Akira can’t believe she might actually have a future with him.

She kisses him.

Goat (Kaneki, Hinami, Banjou and Kurona) trying to wash Takizawa… he stinks way too much Takizawa is kinda like a huge dog

Hahahaha this sounds fun.

“I can’t handle this anymore. Clean yourself, you filthy animal.” Kurona shoves Takizawa into the bathroom, where Kaneki, HInami, and Banjou await.

“What is this about?”

“Cleaning you,” Kaneki says apologetically.

“You need a nice bath.” Banjou nods.

“Not with them here!” Seidou points towards Hinami and Kurona.

“Hinami’s here to make sure we adults behave.” Kurona winks. 

“We won’t remove your underwear. Just that black cloak.” Hinami tugs it off.

“What if that was the only thing I wore?” Seidou yelps.

“It wasn’t, kid.” Banjou digs his fingers into the soapy water. “Perfect.”

Kurona shoves Seidou into the bath. He makes sure to cause as large a splash as possible. Hinami laughs, while Kuro shrieks. 

He hasn’t allowed himself luxuries like a bath in a long time. Seidou closes his eyes as Kaneki massages his arms and Kurona shampoos his hair. 

“Damn I love you guys.”

“Good.” Banjou dumps a bucket over Seidou, who retaliates with more splashes.

“It’s on, Big Brother!” Hinami throws Kaneki into the tub. 

“Don’t discriminate against humane-turned-ghouls,” Seidou huffs, tugging on Kurona. “Get – in – here!”

She tumbles in, and Kaneki hurls water at Banjou.

“Why me!” 

“What the everloving – ?” Amon Kotarou throws open the bathroom door to see Hinami cowering behind a bucket, Banjou spitting up soap, and Kaneki, Kurona, and Seidou kicking around bubbles in an overstuffed tub.

“Okay,” Amon mutters, face red. “And I thought I’d seen it all.”

Seidou and Kurona talking about their tragic past events involving their family members, which turns into talking about creating a new family together?

Bless you for this ask.

“Hey.” Yasuhisa Kurona wakes up and nudges a whining Seidou. “Bad dream?”

Takizawa Seidou opens his eyes to see dark hair cascading over her bare shoulders. Her beautiful, single kalgan open. “Kurona.”

“I’m here.”

“It was a good dream. My family was here, and I was introducing you to them.” He rests her head against his concave chest. “They liked you.”

“I’m glad.”

“They would have, too.” Seidou’s pitch rises. “If I hadn’t eaten them.” 

“Stop.” Kurona lifts her head. “Kanou is an evil bastard. He took them. He killed them. You weren’t to blame for surviving.”

“I gave in, too, you know,” she adds, a tear trickling down her cheek. “I ate people. Sometimes I think I lost Nashiro for it.”

“The world isn’t so vengeful. Only we are.” Seidou shrugs, but he clings to her. “I wish I’d met your sister.”

“She’d prank you ’til you got sick of her.” Kurona rolled her moist eyes. 

“Or would she get sick of our pranks?” Seidou kisses her, and Kurona giggles against his lips.

“Do you ever wonder if we can start over? With families?” Seidou swallows. “If we could … dare … be parents?”

“I don’t wonder. I dream.” Kurona smiles, and now she really is crying. “Do you think there’s enough redemption in this world to give us a happy family?”

Seidou rolls on top of her. “I’d like to find out.” He sound both hopeful and seductive.

“Kanou took too much of our pasts. He can’t take our future.” Kurona pulls him closer to her. 

I feel kinda guilty for liking this ship, but maybe something JuuzouxSeidou? I’ve also always wondered how they would react if they ever met in :Re since you know, Seidou hated his guts in the original because he’s a jelly bean.

Ooh don’t feel guilty. All ships are welcome and enjoyed (unless they feature something inherently abusive, a la Mutsuki x torso). And jelly bean is a phenomenal description of him!

“Go away!” Takizawa Seidou screams as investigator after investigator pile up on both sides of the tunnels under the 24th ward. He doesn’t recognize any of them, but that doesn’t make him feel better. 

He’s not supposed to kill them anymore. Kaneki wouldn’t like it. He wouldn’t like it. 

“Prepare to die.” Suzuya Juuzou, that brat, saunters forward. 

And pauses. Seidou’s white hair, his deranged eyes –

Was I a good boy, Mom? He’s once again hurling knife after knife into restrain guests as they plead for mercy he doesn’t remember how to give. 

How many good boy points did I earn? Shinohara’s standing there, dressed in armor, quinque ready, seeing a human behave like a ghoul. And Suzuya hates how this old man looks at him – with pity and something like kindness.

Seidou is different though. He is now a ghoul, while Suzuya never was.

Seidou doesn’t fight.

“You don’t intend to try?” Suzuya asks, heart wavering. 

“Why bother? My life is gone.” Seidou glares at him. “I didn’t ask for this, you know.”

Suzuya remembers the consequences Akira faced for saving Seidou. He can’t make the same mistake – what will Mr. Shinohara say?

Or is he the Mr. Shinohara of this moment?

“Suzuya.” Hanbee wavers.

“Kill him.” Keijin aims his quinque.

“I – I can’t. No, I can, but I won’t,” Suzuya declares. “We can take him prisoner instead. He must know secrets of the ghoulification process, after all.”

“Indeed.” Mizurou isn’t fooled, but he is secretly happy for his friend. 

——————————————————————–

CCG has fallen. The government has declared a treaty among GOAT.

But tell that to the CCG gang surrounding Seidou.

“He killed several investigators.”

“Stop!” Suzuya dashes forward and stands in front of him. “You don’t know what he’s gone through. I would have done the same – I did do the same, and you all like me.” 

“They’re all disgusted by me,” grumbles Seidou, although the investigators do stand down per Suzuya’s orders. 

Suzuya turns to him. “They are usually disgusted by me too.”

Seidou’s face falls. “I used to be one of those. I – I – I’m sorry, and I’m sorry my apologies are worthless.”

“They’re not!” Suzuya takes Seidou’s disguised face in his hands. “You’re worth it.”

“You’re inspiring,” Seidou admits. His voice is thick.

“So are you. You got transformed into a ghoul, after all.” Suzuya smiles at him, and Seidou has the wild urge to kiss him.

He takes his hand instead, but their touch is no less meaningful. Suzuya feels it too, and he seems surprised, but not unhappy.

“We’ll find life after together,” Suzuya promises. 

Seidou x Kurona

These two. are. so. underrated. Takirona forever!

“Do you like being alive, Yasuhisa Kurona?” Takizawa Seidou peers around the corner. They’ve been scouting for food to bring back to GOAT headquarters, but now it’s night and the ward is crawling with investigators. 

“Of course I do. Why?” Kurona’s busy watching the two Doves across the street. Sometimes it scares her that she and Nashiro could have joined them.

“We’re about to die.” Seidou points towards two men with Rc Scanning devices, headed towards the alley they’re hiding in. 

He’s gonna have to kill again.

Kurona rolls her eyes. “I have other plans.” 

She shoves Seidou against the wall and bites his lips in hers. 

Seidou takes a moment to respond, but then he hoists her hips on his , and she’s panting and he’s groaning just loud enough to alert the investigators.

“Uh.” The investigators stop at the beginning of the alley, alarmed by the raunchy display. “What are you two doing?”

Kurona keeps her hair draped over Seidou’s face. “I charge extra for cops.”

“Get the fuck outta here, cretin.” The man curses at her, so Kurona grabs Seidou’s hand and flees.

Seidou dashes alongside her. “Are you kidding me?” 

“Well, it worked! They were too uncomfortable to get close.” Kurona stops by the ajar sewer. “In with you.”

He drops in, and she follows suit. “I just saved both our asses.”

“You always do,” he admits. When he fought Amon, she saved him after he passed out. She called him a good man, and he’s never forgotten. 

“I’ve never kissed anyone before. I hope I did alright.” Kurona laughs. Nashiro would demand every detail.

His hair got in my mouth. He was slobbery. I liked it. 

“That’s the most action I’ve had myself,” Seidou admits. She can’t feel anything for him. She should be repulsed by him.

Good man.

Kurona chuckles at his pun. 

He stops and grabs her wrist. “Do you – do you want to try it again?”

His heart drums in his ears. Why is he asking her? He’s shit.

Good man.

“When you’ve lost everything else, ‘the only thing left is to live for someone else.’” Kurona looks at him. “You said that.”

“Oh.” He doesn’t remember. Damn kakuja.

“I still live for myself. Maybe I’m selfish. I live so I can remember Nashiro. I’d give my life to resurrect her. You can live for yourself, too.” 

Seidou blinks. Can he be a good man?

Kurona smirks. Shoves him agains the sewer wall this time. “All that to say, hell yeah.” 

And then she’s on him and he’s on her, and right now, his life feels possible again.