fuck now im falling into takizawa x hide hell, those headcanons were high quality

Aw thank you so much!

A few more:

– Hide rescued Amon because he knew Kanou would probably kill him eventually, whereas Seidou’s status as a “success” would keep him safe.

– After realizing what Kanou did to Seidou’s family, however, he cries rivers of tears.

– His shame at not saving Seidou first is why he never confronted him. That, and fear that Seidou would reject him because of his disfigurement. 

– To which Seidou would probably remind Hide that he’s disfigured too and kiss him. One can hope. 

i always like seidou and hide together, theyre both dorks lol, do you have any hcs for them working together at the ccg?

How adorkable they are. 

– Seidou first starts liking Hide because Hide doesn’t show him up or treat him like a newbie. He seems to look up to Seidou, which is a first in Seidou’s life.

– Seidou also vents a lot to Hide about his feelings regarding Akira and Juuzou and … gah it’s so frustrating! He and Hide bond over coffee and venting.

– One day, Seidou asks Hide if there’s anything he’d like to vent about. So Hide vents about his friend who isolates himself because he’s afraid of being a burden.  

– Seidou is surprisingly sympathetic and feels guilty for complaining so much. He gives Hide a hug and thanks Hide for being the friend that always makes him feel better. 

– Hide kisses him him after drinks one night. He tells Seidou he doesn’t need to be better than Akira, that he’s enough on his own. He also makes a comment about why he’s always falling for guys with inferiority complexes. 

– Seidou gets mad at the inferiority complex joke, and “revenge kisses” him. 

– Hide has the sense to call it off before they hook up and regret it later. Instead, they go on a proper date to an amusement park that weekend. 

– Juuzou notices how close they are and gives Seidou a subtle thumbs up, and for a moment, Seidou considers Juuzou a friend.

Aogiri reactions to Up

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Yoshimura Eto – laughs hysterically throughout the first 10 minutes. Not because she really finds it funny, but because she doesn’t want to cry.

Noro – came alive again to cry.

Tatara – stared at a wall wiping his tears for an hour afterwards.

Kirishima Ayato – claims it is a stupid movie, but secretly rewatches it over and over.

Fueguchi Hinami – You will find her collapsed on the floor, gut-wrenching sobs emanating from her body. You will then find her arms around you as she sobs about the beauty of life. 

Yamori – gets angry because it was too good.

Naki – tries to convince Miza to make a house upheld by balloons with him.

Miza Kusakari – nicknames the dog “Naki.”

Takizawa Seidou – babbles hysterically about how he wants to be happy again like Carl. 

would you fuck your clone tg re edition

Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – No, my clone makes me sad.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – It’d be fun.

Kamishiro Rize – Yes please. 

Kirishima Touka – I’d rather fuck Kaneki. 

Koma Enji – Ab-sol-ute-ly!

Irimi Kaya – I’m sorry, did you say something?

Yomo Renji – No way. 

Kosaka Yoriko – No? 

Hinami Feuguchi – Uh…ummmmmm…

Nishiki Nishio – I’d rather fuck Kimi.

Nishino Kimi – I’d do it for science. 

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – I’d do it while eating myself. 

Karren von Rosewald – If I could pretend it was Master Shuu.

Matsumae – Nah.

Mirumo – 100x yes.

Chie Hori – No.

Clowns

Uta – I’ve already done it. Kagune clone. 

Itori – Hell yeah. I’m hot. 

Hoito Roma – *giggles* obviously

Nimura Furuta – My answer is a resounding yes. 

Rio/Shikorae – ?!

Nico – It’d be so tragic, since you couldn’t be in love with yourself…

Donato Porpora – Technically, that’s not against the Bible…

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – I’m gonna decline to answer this

Tatara – What is wrong with you people

Yoshimura Eto – Never say never

Noro – Why am I alive.

Miza Kusakari – Yep.

Naki – Huh?

Yumitsu Tomoe/Hakatori – Probably

Banjou Kazuichi – I’m scared and my answer is no.

CCG

Amon Koutarou – Amon.exe has ceased to function

Takizawa Seidou – No, because I hate myself. 

Mado Akira – I’d rather fuck a kakuja ghoul. 

Houji Kousuke- Shh don’t tell. 

Marude Itsuki – Hell no. 

Washuu Yoshitoki – Hell yes. 

Washuu Matsuri – No. Give me Urie. 

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – Over and over.

Kuriowa Takeomi – Uh – uh – n – no?

Kuriowa Iwao – Nope.

Aura Kiyoko – I’m not even dignifying that with a response. 

Tanakamaru Mougan – I wish. 

Itou Kuramoto – Tee-hee. Yes. 

Kurona Yasuhisa – I used to have a clone. My identical twin. Sometimes I can still hear her voice…

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Probably

Arima Kishou – Did Eto send you to ask this?

Ui Koori – It’s unethical. 

Take Hirako – Who can say?

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Why not?

Keijin Nakarai – I’d rather have someone else interested in me besides me. 

Hanbee Abara – Nooooooo.

Miyuki Mikage – OMG YES. 

Mizurou Tamaki – Possibly. 

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – hahahaha of course. 

Shirazu Ginshi – Why the fuck are you asking this? 

Urie Kuki – indubitably. 

Mutsuki Tooru – I’m grotesque 😦 

Hsaio Ching-Li – lol no.

Aura Shinsanpei – That sounds melodramatic, so yes. 

Higemaru Touma – lol. lol. lol. uh. Come back later after I’ve thought about it.

What does each kagune user think of their kagune?

Kaneki Ken – I don’t feel human. 😦 

Kamishiro Rize – it’s sexy and pretty and, well, goodbye to you. 

Kirishima Touka -Pretty proud of my wings. Trying to accept Kimi’s words that I’m beautiful.

Kirishima Ayato – Dang thing doesn’t last enough. 

Yomo Renji – Confident in my intimidation skills.

Uta – It’s a work of art.

Itori – Ain’t it sexy?

Nishiki Nishio – This is how I get the girls. 

Tsukyama Shuu – Smooth and strong, just like me.

Karren Von Rosewald – It’s pretty useful for retrieving Master Shuu. 

Matsumae – I’m a boss and I know it. 

Koma Enji – Look how mighty I am!

Kaya Irimi – Bet you weren’t expecting a winged puppy, were ya?

Fueguchi Hinami – Mom, Dad, I will make you proud. 

Yoshimura Kuzen – Triggers guilt for Eto.

Yoshimura Eto – Dis fun. Rawr. MISCHIEF MANAGED. 

Tatara – Bow down, bitches.

Noro – Keeps him alive.

Yamori – Another torture tool.

Naki – wow!

Miza Kusakari – Feels dangerous, and she likes feeling dangerous.

Hakatori/Yumitsu Tomoe – cool, but using quinques is cooler. 

Rio – Knows it’s special, but still hesitant.

Hoito Roma – my kagune is cyuuuuuuuttteeeee

Donato Porpora – it’s murder time.

Nico – pretty, pretty

Furuta Nimura – finally I have one

Takizawa Seidou – I fucking hate it I fucking hate all of this shit

Amon Koutarou – Kagune? What kagune? Me? 

Yasuhisa Kurona – I miss Shiro.

Urie Kuki – outta my way, badass coming through.

Mutsuki Tooru – I don’t like this much.

Shirazu Ginshi – Uh, am I doing this right? Am I cool yet? 

Saiko Yonebayashi – using for battle is boring. Using to create anime sculptures is priceless.

Higemaru Touma – I mean I like it, do you? Urie, do you like it? Do you?

Aura Shinsanpei – I hope wings don’t make me look silly.

Hsaio Ching-Li – And here’s a WHAM! And a BAM! On your feet, minion!

Washuu Yoshitoki – What are you talking about?

Washuu Matsuri – Urie…will you show me yours if I show you mine? 

Hajime Hazuki – I feel so goddamn grown *voice cracks* up

(Edited to add Hajime)

Nsfw facts about Seidou, Kiyoko, Itori, and Juuzou? ;D

Takizawa Seidou

– He likes handcuffing himself to his partner.

– He finds watching his S/O pleasure themself a turn-on.

 – He prefers rough sex, but when his partner finally introduces gentle lovemaking, he cries like a baby from sheer happiness.

Aura Kiyoko

– This woman will dominate in battle and in the bedroom.

– She’s probably not one for lingerie. Stark-naked it is.

– Her lover will be left in wonder and awe, because damn, does this woman know her stuff.

Itori 

– Itori might be more fond of foreplay than actual sex.

– She loves when her partner goes down on her.

– She is always up for role-playing.

Suzuya Juuzou

– Suzuya is rather scared of sex at first, because he feels insecure about his damaged parts.His partner probably started things really slow, and gave him prolific reassurance that they love his beautiful body.

– Once Suzuya gets excited about sex, he wants it all the time.  

– He is very fond of snuggling afterwards, for hours and hours. 

Is it too perverted to ask if any of the ghouls would have a menstruation fetish, especially with human?

We have three potential candidates: 

1. His name is Uta and he likes being weird. Probably him.

2. Seidou might be kinky enough, or he might start crying. I’m honestly not sure which response will happen but we know it will be hardcore either way. 

3. But actually, Tsukiyama would probably like it too, because he can taste them without hurting them. TRES BIEN! 

May I ask for a sfw+nsfw thing with :re Juuzou x Seidou or Seidou x Juuzou? I love your work so much it brings me happiness that you’ve done so many pairings for people. You really are wonderful for bringing people’s ships to life c’: ((bless ya soul, you’re like an angel that was sent to the tg community))

Awww thank you. ❤

“Why do you like me?” Seidou shakes his head. 

“You remind me of me.” Juuzou pops more candy into his mouth. 

Seidou can’t help but feel envy. He misses sugar.

“I used to kill, kill, kill too. I mean, I still kinda do.” Juuzou frowns. “Akira once said empathy is something I need to learn.” 

“That, uh, sounds like Akira,” Seidou says with a laugh. 

Juuzou grins. “Well, that makes you kinda like my project. I can empathize with you.”

“Juuzou, referring to people as a project is not considered nice.” Seidou bristles. 

“Really?” Juuzou frowns.

Seidou bangs his head on the table. “God fucking dammit. I never would’ve thought you would be reaching out to me. I wasn’t exactly nice to you when I was normal.”

“Normal is boring.” Juuzou impatiently bites into his lollipop. 

“Maybe.” Seidou shrugs.

Juuzou pecks him on the lips.

“Wait – what?!” Seidou splutters. “Juuzou!”

“You deserve a kiss, Seidou.” Juuzou speaks his name without disgust or hate. He’s just Seidou, his friend.

Seidou’s eyes mist, to his chagrin. Why didn’t he kiss him back? “Oops.”

Juuzou kisses him again, and Seidou reacts this time. He presses his lips against Juuzou, draws his friend closer to his chest. 

“Wow,” says Juuzou. 

“You’re so innocent.” Seidou rolls his eyes. Not that he’s wasn’t a never-been-kissed virgin two minutes ago, too. “Aren’t I repulsive?” 

“I don’t think you’re gross. I like you.” Juuzou pulls off his shirt, revealing scar after scar from Big Madam. 

Seidou scowls. “Who hurt you and can I kill them.”

“They’re gone now.” Juuzou doesn’t even seem happy about it. 

Seidou pulls off his own shirt. He’s fairly muscular now, but his posture is terrible. He’d be grossed out by him. “Did that person make you into their plaything? I remember…I remember I felt like a lab experiment. I was, actually. And every time I behaved like a ghoul, I was praised. It was the only way to live.”

Juuzou runs a hand down Seidou’s chest. “I was Big Madam’s pet. In the restaurant. The more flashy the deaths, the less she hurt me. But she always hurt me. Every night. To prepare me.” 

Juuzou looks sad. “Can I show you something?”

“Sure.”

Seidou watched Juuzou remove his pants and underwear. 

He’s not surprised at what he sees – but his heart hurts. At least Kanou never castrated him. “Juuzou, I’m so sorry.”

Juuzou smiles sadly. “See, you’re not grotesque.”

“Neither are you.” Seidou kisses him again.

“Seidou, I can’t – I can’t make love. Ever.” Juuzou looks miserable.

“There are other ways.” Seidou rolls his eyes. “I can’t believe I, virgin extraordinaire, have to tutor you.”

Juuzou giggles. “Please do.” 

Seidou eagerly removes his own pants. Juuzou seems fascinated by what’s beneath, and Seidou can’t help but feel pride. They explore each other for hours, and Seidou feels a rush of joy when Juuzou sighs with pleasure. 

“See?” He smirks, and Juuzou kisses him again.

Headcannons for the memes of Goat waking up with morning wood

Kaneki Ken – panics until Touka, er, helps him out.

Yomo Renji – annoyed but goes about his day.

Tsukiyama Shuu – What a blessed morning! He might pleasure himself.

Kirishima Ayato – Ain’t got time and/or Hinami for this shit. 

Naki – Wait what is happening. *runs out of room* MIZA DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Nishiki Nishio – misses Kimi. 

Hirako Take- Holy sh – I mean crap – can you not, body? What if the children see?! o.O 

Kazuichi Banjou – Doesn’t leave his room until it’s gone. 

Koma Enji – The devil remains strong in the ape, I see. *evil grin*

Takizawa Seidou – Well at least some part of me remains lifelike. *feels sad*