Happy Halloween! 🎃 I was wondering if I could request the ScapeGOAT kids Halloween Trick-or-Treating adventure? Like what they would all dress up as and going house to house. Maybe at the end of the night, Masanori and the kids all sneak out to give their left over candy to Ryuu and Yuuko in the garden! Thanks <3

This is late, but let’s do it anyways. Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Scapegoat.”

Ui Masanori – Ui, because he can. Ui is melting inside.

Ui Miki – a Vampire! Dracula, to be exact.

Takeo Shouhei – A bat. So he can suck blood *and* fly.

Mizurou Mizuki – A giraffe!!! Just like Uncle Suzuya. They coordinated.

Higemaru Nagisa – A princess, because she’s amazing and she knows it.

When they go house-to-house, Suzuya and Hanbee accompany them.

Masanori drags everyone along. He is secretly hoping for a trick, but all they get are treats.

Miki and Shouhei battle over who has a better bloodsucker costume, until Nagisa’s wand ‘heals’ them. Or so she declares.

Suzuya passes as a kid so he can get treats, too, and Hanbee as the adult.

Once they (and Suzuya, and Hanbee) have gorged themselves, Masanori wakes the children at 11 pm. They sneak away to the garden to deliver Ryuu and Yuuko all the leftovers while it’s still Halloween.

Rize is very confused when she sees chocolate, but helps the brats hide from Furuta.

Ok since my curiosity got to the better of me, Can I ask for the extension of Maya and Hajime’s babysitting mishap? (Like the parents reaction etc.) Erica probably wasn’t too happy with either of them for nearly loosing her niece, so maybe the GOAT kids could come into play to try to help Hajime and Mayazumi win her over again! >u<

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s ScapeGOAT.

UiHai

– Ui is aghast. He is appalled. Both by Masanori’s cheery disregard for rules and the possible dangers his kid faced!

– Hairu, since she used to dream of sneaking out of the garden, is more sympathetic. She tries to relate to Masanori while encouraging him to never do that again.

– It almost works. But Masanori is too smart for his own good; he begins to piece together similarities between his Mommy’s upbringing and Ryuu’s. So…more sneaking out is required.

Ui Koharu/Takeo Ryohei

– Ryohei is just relieved that Shouhei is okay. To be honest, his attempts to be stern fall apart.

– Koharu finishes the talk, however. She’s angry but controlled, and quite nuanced. She makes it clear that both the babysitters and the kids are at fault.

– Ryohei is impressed at his wife and just a tad desperate to kiss her when they finish talking with Shouhei.

– Shouhei is a bit nervous to follow Masanori’s mischief now. Until Masanori persuades him again.

Mizurou Tamaki/Ayase Michiko

– Mizurou can’t stop laughing. It’s a problem exacerbated by the rest of Suzuya Squad loving all the photos of Hajime and Mayazumi with painted faces.

– Michiko may be the only one who does not dismiss the idea of Ryuu as an imaginary friend. This concerns her.

Akita Erica

– Is not going to let Hajime and Mayazumi forget anytime soon. They will buy her dinner in penance, but still.

– She threatens to lose them in battle as revenge.

– Will definitely ensure EVERYONE sees footage of their face paint.

– She may offer Mayazumi forgiveness and a hug later, though, if he seems distressed enough. Maybe this will…alllow them to talk about feelings. Or mutually understand without talking, because that’s totally how it works rightttttt.

Akita Brooke/Touma Higemaru

– Higemaru gently suggests that Brooke take a walk first to cool off.

– Higemaru first speaks to Nagisa, explaining the issue in ways tht Nagisa and understand. He then encourages Nagisa to apologize to Hajime and Mayazumi, which Nagisa does.

– Brooke returns and waits as Higemaru explains to Hajime and Mayazumi how to “avoid losing the kids you’re babysitting.” Just…tapping….her…foot. Her mama glare is enough to scare the two into seriousness.

– Nagisa then apologize to Brooke, too, for worrying her, and Brooke and Higemaru both tear up.

Can I please request Hajime and Mayazumi babysitting the GOAT children? (From ScapeGOAT) Except that they loose them at some point and have to try and cover it up until they find them again?

Oh my goodness. Based on @koyuki-tan‘s ScapeGOAT, which I highly recommend after reading her first entry, Peace Sign.

“Hajime, help.” Mayazumi’s idea of make-up to tame the children has backfired more than he ever dreamed. He sits on a chair, held down by Tamaki Mizuki, as Ui Masanori jabs his eyes with eyeliner.

Hajime does a double-take before laughing so hard he falls down. “That’s amazing.”

“He’s down,” says Mizuki, an evil light in her eyes.

Hajime scrambles away, but soon the children overwhelm him, too.

“MAKEUP!” screams Higemaru Nagisa, the littlest one, brandishing pink lipstick like a quinque. She and Takeo Shouhei pile atop Hajime, as a vengeful Mayazumi films.

Hajime, though, unlike Mayazumi, continues to struggle. He will not give in. He will not wear makeup – no one can know – everyone should think he’s so tough –

When Hajime has a proper clown face, Mayazumi clicks “post.”

“You did not!” Hajime leaps to his feet, furious.

“I did, traitor!” Mayazumi waves his phone. “That’s for not helping me!”

“You bastard!” Hajime doesn’t care if there are children present! He rushes to the bathroom, determined to clean his face before anything else can happen – but Mayazumi races him, and beats him there. “God dammit!”

At the lack of laughter, Hajime turns his head. The kids usually love his potty mouth, and he loves that they love him.

He feels as though Uncle Yomo has electrocuted him. “Maya! They’re gone!”

“Like hell they are!” Mayazumi hollers from inside.

“I’m not kidding!” Hajime tries not to panic as he searches the entire house. When Mayazumi, taking his sweet time, finally stumbles out, he turns green.

“I don’t know where they are,” Hajime gasps.

The phone rings.

Hajime jolts. “It’s – Koharu.”

No way Koharu can know her Shouhei is missing.

“I have an idea.” Mayazumi grabs Hajime’s arm. “Stay here.”

He switches to video. “Hi, Koharu!”

“Hi Mayazumi. Ryo wanted me to see if the kids are too much for you,” Koharu says.

“Not for me,” says the clean-faced Mayazumi. “For Hajime, though…” he swivels so that Koharu can see his decorated face.

Koharu struggles not to laugh. “I see.”

“I think they’re all tired now,” Mayazumi adds brightly.

“Great. We’ll be home in half an hour.” Koharu ends the call, and Mayazumi slumps over.

“Fuck you,” Hajime says. “And fuck us. Because we need to find these brats!”

The doorbell rings.

Mayazumi and Hajime trip over each other and they rush the door.

Kaneki Touka stands there, surrounded by children. “I think you were missing these minions?”

“Sorry,” says Mizuki, nibbling her lip, as Shouhei and Nagisa hang their heads. Mayazumi, naturally, wears his eat-shit grin. Completely unrepentant.

“They tried to steal Yoriko’s treats and I showed them the power of an SS ghoul,” Touka says.

“We weren’t stealing for ourselves. We have a friend. His name is Ryuu and he lives in an underground garden!” Shouhei says innocently.

“He’s an imaginary friend,” Nagisa adds quickly.

“Then why did he need food?” Touka puts her hands on her hips, and to Hajime and Mayazumi’s amazement, the children are actually cowed.

“Come on.” Touka points them all inside. “Time to have a talk with your parents when they return.”

“But…” Hajime whimpers.

Touka claps a hand on his shoulder. “Don’t worry. The worst they’ll do is eat you.”