Masanori’s Trick or treating adventure!

“Look at me, Daddy!”

Masanori twirls around, showing off his black bobbed wig. “I’m YOU! Uncle Uta helped me.”

“You look just like Daddy,” Hairu says with a grin. She’s Rapunzel, and Ui is Flynn Rider. 

“Yay!” Masanori claps his hands. 

Ui is too happy to speak, so he hugs his child instead. “Now, be safe out there.”

“I will!” Masanori hurries outside to join the other GOAT children.

“Trick or treat!” Masanori first rings Touka and Kaneki’s door.

“Yes?” Touka, dressed like a fortune teller, falls back. “It’s a CCG investigator! AHHHHH!” 

Masanori giggles. “No, it’s just Masanori!”

Kaneki, having been forced into a purple dragon costume, hands Masanori sugar tubes.

“Thank you!” Masanori skips to Ayato and Hinami’s next.

“Rawr!” Ayato is dressed like a pirate; Hinami, a yellow parrot. They hand Masanori chocolate.

Naki is Frankenstein and Miza his bride. 

“Oo-oooooh.” Miza zombie walks towards the children, and they shriek.

“What tasty children!” Pennywise Itori greets them next, with angel Yomo and devil Uta behind her.

“Watch out, I’ll use my quinque,” teases Masanori. “Wait, Uncle Yomo, are those your ukaku wings.”

“With some help from Uta,” Yomo says uncomfortably. 

Nishiki is dressed as a spider and Kimi a butterfly, connected by a web, and they hand out homemade cupcakes to thrill the children.

The Quinx mansion is next, and Saiko greets them as Gintoki. Hsaio as a ninja and Shirazu as a shark appear behind her, followed by Aura as perhaps a ghost – a white sheet, as any rate – and Higemaru as some monster of his own devising. Urie and Mutsuki join as Cookie Monster and a cat, respectively. 

Cinderella Yoriko and Prince Charming Takeomi hand out more baked goods, and then it’s on to the Tsukiyama’s.

Chie as a bat hangs in a tree, snapping as many pictures as she can. 

“Greetings, mortals!” Tsukiyama thrusts open his front door, dressed in rich wizarding robes. Kanae as an elf holds up ring pops.

Arima opens his door, mortified. He’s dressed as a black goat, and sexy witch Eto looks all too pleased with herself. 

The children plod over to Hirako’s, where the three Musketeers pretend to attack as a giant Shiba hands them Kit-kats. Hajime appears to chase off the Musketeers, complete as Superman.

Kurona as a vampire and Seidou as a greek god provide Masanori with his favorite gift yet: caramel, the sticky stuff Mommy and Daddy don’t often buy after he smeared it across the entire kitchen.

An enormous version of Maris Stella answers the door at Akira and Amon’s, and the Suzuya Squad as Robin Hood and his merry men  – including Hanbee as Maid Marion – swoop in to deliver Skittles. 

When Masanori turns around, he sees all the parents gathered. “All right, off to our last stop.”

“Where?” Masanori asks.

“You don’t think your other uncle would miss this, do you?” Hairu asks lightly.

The adults are still wary as they enter the jail. But their reserve soon gives way to laughter when Haise Sasaki greets Kaneki in Furuta’s voice. “Hi, me! We look cute today!”

“I hate you,” Kaneki says.

“I love us,” says Haise. He showers the children with chocolate, and Masanori thinks himself the luckiest kid alive. 

juuzou having a crush on haise and its really fluffy please

“Haaaaaaise!” Suzuya launches himself into Sasaki’s open arms.

“Juuzou!” Sasaki laughs. “How are you?”

“Happy to see you.” Suzuya’s cheeks flush. “You look good!”

“Uh – so do you.”

Across the room, Keijin Nakarai whistles softly. “Look at that.”

Hanbee Abara raises his eyebrows. “Is that a blush?”

“It definitely is,” decides Mizurou Tamaki.

“The stars have decreed that two leaders would be good married,” intones Miyuki Mikage.

Keijin swats Mikage’s shoulder. “Please! It’s a crush.”

But as they watch Sasaki toss Skittles into Suzuya’s mouth, they have to wonder if that’s all it is.

“Why don’t you show this office some respect,” snaps a passing officer.

“Excuse me?” Haise’s face pinches. Suzuya’s face falls.

“I don’t mean you,” the man adds to Suzuya. “I mean the ghoul here.”

Sasaki squirms. 

“How dare you!” cries Suzuya.

“It’s okay,” Sasaki says.

“No, it’s not. Sasaki is my friend!” Suzuya stomps his foot. “He’s nice and brings me candy and he loves everyone. You’re the monster, from where I’m standing. Now, apologize!”

His scarlet eyes glitter, and for a moment, the man feels true terror that Suzuya might slay him.

“I – I’m sorry,” the man grumbles, brushing past. 

“He just lost his brother to a ghoul, Suzuya,” Sasaki says quietly. 

“Oh.” Suzuya winces. “But it’s still not your fault. I like you.”

“I appreciate that.” Sasaki smiles at him, and Suzuya feels like he’s soaring. 

You remember how in re chapter 114 Sasaki Is reading haiku poems in Mutsuki’s memories and Sasaki asks Mutsuki to join him who agrees happily and with an expression of adoration on his face out of love for his sensei. Could you add on to this scene. Perhaps they read haiku together while cuddling and Mutsuki gazes at Sasaki and then Sasaki gets tired and like in Mutsuki’s Sasaki flashback in chapter 141 Mutsuki covers a sleeping Sasaki with blanket before kissing him and saying he loves him

“Do you like these poems?” Sensei asks.

“I do.” Mutsuki smiles. “We should have a poetry writing session. All of us.”

Sasaki laughs. “I bet Urie’s haiku would be something like ‘word word word word word/word word word word word word word/ word word word word word.’”

Mutsuki chokes back his laughter. He leans his head on Sasaki’s shoulder. “That would be lovely.”

“I agree.” Sasaki smiles and turns the page.

Instead of looking at the poems, however, Mutsuki watches Sensei. His eyes droop, and he looks ready to nod off. But he also looks peaceful.

Mutsuki craves that peace. Mutsuki needs to feel safe. Safe, like he feels with Sasaki.

Sasaki doesn’t turn another page. His eyes close, and his breathing deepens.

Mutsuki likes the sound.

But he also knows if he just sits here watching Sensei til morning – because he could, happily – Sensei will wake up cold, with sore muscles. 

So Mutsuki gentle lifts Sasaki and drops him on his bed. To his amusement, his Sensei doesn’t even awaken. 

Mutsuki covers him with a blanket and props a pillow under his head.

“Hey Sensei. You might not know this,” Mutsuki says quietly, “But I really love you.”

He leaves a kiss on Saaski’s forehead before quietly closing the door behind him.

Saiko x Kaneki/Sasaki pairing scenario please! With Ken/Haise being affectionate father figure to Saiko and Saiko calling him “Maman”

o.O I haven’t seen much for this pairing. Thanks for sending it in!

“Maman, you haven’t hugged me today.”

“Saiko, I hugged you this morning before work.” Sasaki looks up from his computer with a start.

“That was four hours ago. Long enough to forget.” Saiko puckers her lips. “I’m tired and hungry and I want lunch.” 

Sasaki wraps an arm around her. “Satisfied?”

“Nah.” Saiko peers at his computer. “I want to know what you’re working on so much you’d forget lunch with me.”

“I didn’t forget. You’re 15 minutes early.” Sasaki pulls her close and points. “I’m tracking some suspicious activity in our Rc scanners.”

“Interesting.” Saiko yawns. “I’m hungry.”

She pauses. “Wait. Our Rc scanners?”

“Indeed.” Sasaki looks troubled.

Is someone at CCG a ghoul? Part ghoul? Saiko frowns. “This is definitely time for an ice-cream date instead of lunch. Come on. Up. Confess your woes to Saiko.”

Haise allows himself to be pulled out of CCG by this blue-haired breeze. 

Alternate scenario where Kaneki/Sasaki never left the CCG therefore not causing pain among the Quinx and Mutsuki is less psychotic and more stable (so he is sans knife crazy) in his romantic feelings for Sasaki/Kaneki and he tells Kaneki/Sasaki about his romantic feelings for him before Touka does. Kaneki accepts Mutsuki’s love because this is the first time someone honestly and genuinely told him they loved him. Mutsuki expresses low self esteem and Sasaki/Kaneki cheers them up

Mutsuki sans knife is much healthier Mucchy.

“H – Haise?” Mutsuki raps on his squad leader’s door. He looks over his shoulder. Saiko nods at him, Higemaru offers two thumbs up, and Urie begrudgingly nods encouragement.

“Mutsuki? What is it?” Sasaki looks up from his book of haikus.

Mutsuki looks at his list of suggestions. All the Quinx wrote out what he ought to say:

Saiko – are you a virgin?

Skipping that one, Mutsuki sees Urie’s.

Hi.

Come on. He growls.

Tell him what he’s done for you – Aura S. 

“I just wanted to thank you,” Mutsuki blurts out. “For helping me grow stronger. For caring about me – about all of us. You’re the kindest person I know – and I care about you m-m-more than a little.” He blinks, surprised at the tears in his eyes. “I love you, Sensei.”

“Mucchan.” Sasaki’s eyes practically fall out of his head. “I – I – I don’t know what to say.”

“I’m sorry,” Mutsuki squeaks.

“No, I mean – no one has ever told me they loved me. Not without hitting me, at least.” Sasaki’s eyes cloud over at the foggy memories of his mother. 

“I wouldn’t hit you.”

“I know.” Sasaki grabs Mutsuki’s hands. “I care about you a lot too, Mutsuki.” He kisses Mutsuki’s cheek, and Mutsuki lets out a happy gasp.

“You – you mean my past doesn’t bother you?” It hasn’t been long since Mutsuki confessed everything to Sasaki, and Sasaki held him in an embrace.

“No.”

“I’m not grotesque to you?”

“Never. I love you.” Sasaki swallows. “I wish I could take back everything that hurt you.” 

“And I would do the same for you.”

“I know you would.” Sasaki pats Mutsuki on the shoulder. “You deserve love, Mutsuki.”

Mutsuki kisses him in response.

Urie and Shirazu where Urie is hella drunk and tells Shirazu that he actually loves the quinx squad and that they are like family to him. Shirazu is touched

“Shira – Shira – Sha-gu-gu,” Urie slurs, grabbing his Quinx friend.

“Urie, have you been drinking?” Shirazu struggles not to fall over. 

“No.” Urie giggles.

Urie doesn’t giggle. Shirazu groans. 

“Let’s get you to bed.” Shirazu half-guides, half-drags Urie into his room. “I’ll leave the trash by your bedside.”

“Sho nice.”

“I’ll get water, too.”

“Wait!” Urie snatches Shirazu’s wrist. “Do you know why I went out sloshing? ’Cause I love you all and I can’t handle it. I…I know I shay I hate you all, but I don’t and is very confushing. Mutshuki is cute and shweet and Shaiko is funny and you are jusht sho generoush and Haish is a good cook.” 

“Urie, we love you too.” Shirazu swallows the lump in his throat and hugs his friend.

Urie promptly vomits on his shirt, but Shirazu doesn’t care. 

The next morning, Urie staggers out of his room. “Huh? What time is it?”

“You’re hungover, so it’s sleepy time for you.” Shirazu has been waiting with aspirin. 

“Huh. Why are you being nice? Do you want something?” Urie sniffs before crawling back into bed.

Shirazu curses silently that he didn’t press record. 

umm hello there. ok so I kinda just stumbled upon your blog and noticed that you write scenarios of pretty much about anything so I decided why not give it a shot. especially because of that latest chapter hahah…ok so COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A REALLY HAPPY AND FLUFFY SCENARIO WITH KANEKI/HAISE AND JUUZOU? just something really fluffy with cuddling and smooches and uhh I dunno;;; I just want them to be happy and cute together;;; this ship is ruining my lifeeee *rolls away while sobbing loudly*

*rolls towards you, sobbing loudly* 

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“Haise?” Suzuya Juuzou peers into the Chateau.

“Juuzou.” Sasaki Haise waves as he opens the door. “What’s all this?”

“It’s your birthday, right?” Suzuya holds up pudding. “I made this for you! Well, actually, Hanbee made it, but I helped!’

“Ooh.” Haise gestures for him to come inside. “Let’s share it.”

“I was hoping you’d say that.” Suzuya follows Sasaki to the kitchen. “He’s a good cook, like you!”

“I try.” Sasaki hands Suzuya a spoon. “Oh my, this is delicious.” 

Suzuya cheers. 

“You missed some,” Sasaki says when they’re finished.

Suzuya stops licking the bowl. “Where?”

“Here.” Sasaki leans forward to kiss his lips.

Suzuya squeals. He’s never felt a kiss before. It feels tingly and light and sweet. He kisses Sasaki back. 

“Hold me,” he demands, and Sasaki obliges. Suzuya feels warm and safe in his friend’s arms.

“Sasaki?” he asks drowsily.

“Hmm?”

“Does this make you my boyfriend?” Shinohara would like Sasaki. Suzuya is sure of it.

“I hope so, Suzuya.” Sasaki kisses him again.

Urie strolls into the kitchen twenty minutes later to find Sasaki and Suzuya curled up together, sound asleep. 

They’re awoken by the sound of Urie’s shriek. 

Hello again! Can you do Rin meeting Haise (post auction arc) and giving him the answers to his forgotten past, including their relationship? (I’m going to be taking liberties with Re) More brother/sister fluff. I miss that banana-loving, pun master of a dork….. (A little more in Rin, she’s matured over the last few years, but remains, optimistic, cheerful, a bit of the loud and comical side with a short temper when you push the right buttons. Despite being younger, she’s protective of Ken)

I’m borrowing your phenomenal description of Sasaki for this. 

“Yo, Sasaki.” A pretty young woman who looks nearly like his mirror image waves at him. “Have time for some coffee, you banana-loving pun master of a dork?” 

“Who are you?” Haise Sasaki blinks. 

“My name is Rin.” She motions him inside the cafe. “I’m your friend, though you don’t know me.”

Sasaki chuckles. “You can’t be.” 

“I can.” Her eyes are sad, and Sasaki feels a mist of near-recollections, as if he recalls hugging her at age ten when their mother died. 

Huh? He blinks. Where did that thought come from?

The girl smiles. “Let’s do a thought experiment. You try to remember your past. Just try.”

“I don’t need to.” Sasaki sits down to ensure she isn’t a ghoul about to devour everyone in this cafe. 

“Yes, you do.” Her eyes flash. What have they done to brainwash him so? And yet he seems happy…

“Why do you look sad?” Sasaki frowns. Is she mentally ill?

“I would do anything to have protected my brother.” She grips a cup of steaming coffee. “I’m human, but he’s a ghoul. You’re an investigator. Do you know how that happened?”

“I’ve never heard of that.”

“Well, now you have. It’s quite the tale.” 

“Do tell.” Sasaki leans forward. CCG may need to know of this.

She describes horror after horror – a binge-eating ghoul preying on her brother, his experimentation by a rogue doctor, his torture and descent into madness, his capture by CCG.

“What is his name? I can see if he’s still in Cochlea.” Haise feels sorry for her and the brother.

“His name is Kaneki Ken.” 

Haise freezes.

Kaneki…Ken…Kaneki, Kaneki, Kaneki…his name is Kaneki, my name is Kaneki.  

“You’re my brother. And you’re alive. And I love you, and I’m sorry I failed you.” Rin throws her arms around him. 

Sasaki begins to shake. “No – no – I can’t -”

“You are, and I need you to be both my brother and the happy person you are here. Kaneki didn’t feel loved, so he was never happy. But I loved him, and he had a human friend named Hide who would move heaven and earth for him, and ghouls who followed and loved his kindness and meekness. We all still love you, and you can be happy.” Rin grips his arm. “Please remember me.”

And for a moment, he does let himself remember. 

I’ve read about Ui and Hairu But…. what if Shirazu and Urie switch bodies?

Hehehe. 

Dr. Kanou snickers to himself as he mixes his concoction into two of the Quinx’s drinks. He doesn’t know who will suffer a body switch, or if it will be permanent, but he’s excited to find out.

“To us!” Saiko holds out her glass, and Sasaki cheers.

“To us,” Shirazu and Mutsuki echo. Mutsuki elbows Urie, who begrudgingly says, “To us.”

To everyone’s shock, Shirazu gags as if he’s choking, then falls down.

“Shiragin?” Saiko cries.

“What’s his – his – deal?” Urie clutches his own throat.

“Urie?” Sasaki turns to him in alarm.

When he opens his eyes, he’s on the floor and Sasaki is peering down at him.

And so is Urie, slumped against the wall.

“Huh?” He must have hit his head hard

“Urie?” asks the wall Urie.

I’m Urie,” he insists from the floor. 

“Then why do you look like me?” yells the fake Urie.

“Who are you, then?” Mutsuki pats Urie tentatively. 

“I’m Shirazu, aren’t I?” He grabs his hair. “Why am I purple? What did I do?!”

“You son of a bitch, you took my body.” Urie tries to stand, but Sasaki holds him back. “Let me punch him!”

Saiko grabs the drinks and sniffs them. “There’s something strange in both of yours, but I don’t know what it is.”

“Wait.” Sasaki is horrified. “You’re saying they’re serious? This isn’t an elaborate joke? Shirazu is Urie and Urie is Shirazu?”

“Of course it’s not, you ghoul,” hisses Urie-as-Shirazu.

“Yup, that’s Urie.” Saiko nods. “Don’t call Mama that.”

“Fuck off.”

“Urie.” Mutsuki pats his shoulder. “You’ll be okay.”

“Mutsuki, my teeth are weird.”

“Hey!” Shirazu-as-Urie stomps his foot. “You have very fine pointy teeth. You are proud of them.”

Sasaki isn’t sure what to do. “Uh – uh…”

“Help us,” whines Shirazu-as-Urie. “I can’t have dainty fairy marks on my eyes.”

“I’m trying!” Sasaki wracks his brain.

“Fairy marks?” Urie-as-Shirazu clamors to his feet. “You’re the fairy!”

“Punch me and it’ll mess up your body!”

“Why you -” Urie-as-Shirazu is interrupted by Saiko splashing his drink into his mouth. He immediately slumps over again.

“Maybe this is good,” Mutsuki says brightly, grabbing Shirazu-as-Urie in preparation. Saiko offers him the drink. 

When they awake a few minutes later, Sasaki asks weakly, “So which one are you?”

“I’m Urie,” says Urie’s body. 

“I’m myself again, with my beautiful teeth.” Shirazu sticks out his tongue. 

“Who could have done this?” Saiko looks around the room.

“We should leave,” Sasaki says uncomfortably.

As they file ou, Sasaki worries whether to file a report, Mutsuki feels like he’s being watched, and Saiko whistles with pleasure that her quick thinking actually worked.

Shirazu leans over and whispers in Urie’s ear. “I never noticed before until you had my body, but you’re way too obvious when you look at Mutsuki.”

Urie yelps.

Could you do something for Urie confronting Haise about cochlea, Arima, and Mutsuki dying (?) because of him.

In the words of our great lord Hideyoshi Nagachika: it may not be stylish, Mutsuki, but live. 

“You – you!” Urie splutters. All he can manage is rage. “Sasaki Haise, Kaneki Ken, Centipede, whatever your fucking name is!”

He marches forward and punches Kaneki straight in the nose. 

“That seems violent.” Serpent watches curiously.

“You left us! You left Mutsuki – don’t you remember asking me to save him? It was the last thing you fucking said to me! And now he might die thanks to your Raven over here!” Urie flips off Yomo, who winces.

“In Yomo’s defense, Mutsuki was overly fond of knives,” Kirishima Touka snaps.

“Shut up, Rabbit.” Urie whirls back to Sasaki. Kaneki. Sasakaneki. “You killed Arima. You loved Arima. What the fuck?!”

Sasakaneki (Urie feels quite clever for the name) bows his head.

“Are you not going to answer?” screams Urie. “We need answers!”

“I know!” Sasakaneki raises his head to reveal tears in his eyes. “I know! God, what can I say -”

“You can start with ‘I didn’t kill Arima Kishou,’” suggests Hirako Take.

Urie does a double-take. “What?”

Kaneki swallows. “No – I did.”

Hirako shakes his head. “He wanted you to, but I saw. He killed himself and should have never asked you to pretend you did. You’re not betraying him if you tell the truth.”

 Kaneki swallows.

“Why?” Urie is thoroughly confused.

“There was a ghoul family running CCG,” Kaneki says.

“I know.”

“Arima was one of Demon Tsuneyoshi’s offspring,” says Itsuki Marude. 

“He joined with Eto Yoshimura to take down the world,” Kaneki says. His voice wobbles. “And gave me his inheritance: the One-Eyed King.”

“Okay, first Arima killed himself, then he’s a ghoul, now he’s the One-Eyed King?” Urie growls.

“Yes. He was all of those, and my friend.” Kaneki shivers. “I miss him.”

“Did you miss us?”

“Of course I did!” Kaneki cries out, and Urie, for once, believes him.

“You hurt us all.” Urie shakes his head. “You can’t be a king if you lie to your people.”

“Then join GOAT and be an advisor,” Tsukiyama Shuu, that rotten Gourmet, finally sees a chance to speak. “It’s lonely doing it all by myself.”

“All by yourself?” Touka barks. “Excuse you?!”

Urie looks around this crazy, dysfunctional family that reminds him so much of the Chateau, yet he doesn’t belong here.

Kaneki places a hand on his shoulder. Urie remembers framing out. Maybe he does belong, after all.

He’s not ready to hug his leader, but he is willing to learn. “Tell me everything.”