In the Minami/Arima au, I think Saiko straight up calls Minami “Mommy”, so can I have a scenario of a Christmas where Arima hears Saiko call his wife mommy? I need his reaction

“I got you a present!” Saiko hands a cope of The Nightmare Before Christmas to Minami. “This seems like your type of movie, Mommy.”

Minami grins.

Arima coughs on the cookie in his mouth.

“Do you need eggnog?” Minami winks and hands her husband her glass.

He gladly gulps it, but his face is now purple. “Yonebayashi.”

People are staring. Akira is smirking, Suzuya laughs, and Sasaki looks oddly touched.

“I figured Mommy was better than Grandmommy.” Saiko smiles and walks away, savoring every moment of existential crisis that plagues Arima.

saiko finding out touka is pregnant so she calls her papa and touka doesnt have a choice

“Papa, you love us, right?” Saiko smiles at the woman whose lap is currently Kaneki’s pillow, and whose feet are currently Mutsuki’s dream toy. Or so it seems, because he keeps batting at them like a cat while sleeping.

Touka sputters. “Papa?!”

“You’re gonna have a baby with Maman. That makes you Papa,” Saiko says seriously.

“Just go with it,” Urie advises.

“Do you have a name for this kid? I know plenty of historical names,” Higemaru says eagerly.

“Kaneki wants a literary name,” Touka admitted.

“What do you want?” Hsaio asks, leaning closer.

“A name they’ll like.” Touka shrugs, with a small smile. “That’s it.” Her eyes travel to the corner. “Aura, are you still sulking? Get over here.”

He tiptoes closer. “You – you really don’t hate me?”

“Nah, we’re family. My brother once tore out my kagune.” Touka smiles.

“Thanks, Papa,” he mutters.

Touka scowls.

Aura winks.

“You’re doing that on purpose,” she hisses.

“Yup.” He laughs and settles besides Higemaru.

“Papa is gonna be a good papa,” sings Saiko.

With Ken on her lap and Mutsuki by her feet, with the rest of their wacky family surrounding them, Touka feels that maybe she will be.

Request! A cute little story about how the other q-squad members meet Touka for the first time when they inevitably pair up to fight dragoneki and they think she is beautiful. Then later the find out she is Sasaki’s wife and they’re all like “HOLY FUCK” except Saiko who is screaming “FUCK YEAH!” (Couldn’t get this scenario out of my head lol)

“She’s so cute,” Hsaio whispers to Saiko, watching the little ghoul bark out orders to the rest of Sasaki’s GOAT.

Saiko nods eagerly. She’ll gladly follow this badass lady into battle.

“Alright, Yonebayashi.” Touka puts her hands on her hips. “Let’s save your Maman.”

Higemaru giggles and blushes like a fool.

“What are you staring at? Go back up your squad,” Touka orders. But Higa can see relief in her eyes, relief that they too care about her friend Kaneki.

“What should I do?” Urie Kuki approaches.

“You stay with me and Tsukiyama. We’re gonna distract this beast while Yonebayashi uses her kagune to cut it out.” Touka and Tsukiyama activate their kagunes.

“Oh, and please do something about your green hair friend and his dramatic counterpart!” Touka adds.

“Mutsuki?” Urie’s eyes widen. “I haven’t seen him all day.”

“He’s not back?” Touka looks unsettled. Relieved, but unhappy all at once.

“Let’s focus.” Tsukiyama lifts his koukaku. “Let’s see if Quinxes are all they cracked up to be.”

“My kagune is bigger,” Urie snaps.

Touka can’t resist a laugh, even in all this despair. She sends shards of Rc cells into the dragon. I’ll rescue you yet. “Ken was right about you.”

Hsaio and Higemaru swoop in and deal the first blows to the dragon’s neck.

Saiko fashions her kagune into a claw and sinks deep, deep into the dragon’s flesh. It screams, but Touka keeps firing Rc shards, and Tsukiyama and Urie protect her from any falling debris.

“GOT HIM!” Saiko howls. She rips Kaneki Ken’s limp body from the dragon. It begins to fall, and Hsaio and Higa grab for her.

“Look out!” Touka uses her ukaku to fly for Saiko, at the same time –

no –

Aura Shinsanpei flies for her. “Get the asshole. I’ll get her!”

Touka obeys as Mutsuki scrambles up to Urie. “What happened?! Why are you working with – with her? Don’t you know she’s the reason Sensei left?”

Tsukiyama laughs as Touka and Aura touch back onto the ground, one cradling Kaneki, the other holding Saiko. “She’s not the reason at all. But she may be the reason he lives thus far.”

“Huh?” Urie frowns.

“Tsukiyama!”

Tsukiyama, of course, ignores her. “Touka and Kaneki are married.”

Mutsuki gulps and has the decency to look guilty. Aura flushes.

“HOLY FUCK!” yells Urie.

“No way!” Higemaru does a happy dance.

“That gives me hope,” says Hsaio.

“FUCK YEAH!” Saiko wraps Touka and Maman in a hug.

Touka laughs. Perhaps, so long as Mutsuki isn’t still trying to kill her, she can get used to Kaneki’s strange, strange family.

Saiko x Mutsuki romance please! It’s a lonely ship to be in. Saiko tries her best to save Mutsuki by accepting all the ugly bits and sticking by him through the hardest days of recovery

“Why don’t you just leave? I – I hate women.” Mutsuki clenches his hands. He squeezes his eyes shut, wishing he were anywhere but here.

“No, you don’t, you blockhead. Stop trying to make me hate you!” Saiko stomps her foot.

She pries Mutsuki’s eyelid open. “Hey there, Mucchy.”

Mutsuki sniffles. “I’m grotesque.”

“Hey, I’m the one who gets constantly told she’s overweight.”

“At least you’re pretty! And you’re nice on the inside.” Mutsuki curls in a ball. “I’m neither.”

“I think you’re handsome. I think you’re nice inside, too.” Saiko strokes Mutsuki’s hair. “I love you, Mucchan, and I’m not leaving you.”

“But why?” spits Mutsuki.

“Because I love you.” Saiko wraps her arms around Mutsuki. “Shh. Rest. It’s okay. I’ll be here when you’re awake.”

Mutsuki shakes his head. “What if I go nuts and try to hurt you?”

“Then I’ll stop you. I’m not afraid of you, Mutsuki. And I won’t be.” Saiko kisses his forehead. He lays his tired head on her chest and drifts to sleep.

Hinami and Saiko meet ? Did you did this before ?

I did not. Now, we must have this. Sugar sweet meets sugar sweet.

“Whoa.” Saiko eyes the butterfly kagune before her. They’ve assembled on the battlefield in a momentary human-ghoul to save Kaneki Ken.

Well, CCG said “defeat.”

Saiko said “save,” and Urie agrees.

“I want one.” Saiko concentrates into creating a chimera kagune identical to Yostume’s.

Hinami’s eyes widen. “How did you do that?”

“Jealoust of your kagune.” Saiko smiles. “You’re here to save Maman? I call him Maman.”

Hinami smiles tentatively. This Quinx is kind, easygoing, and unlike any investigator she’s ever met. “I call him Onii-chan.”

“Does that make you my aunt?” Saiko gasps. She uses her kagune petals to high-five Yostume’s petals. “Wow, so nice to meet you.”

“I’m Fueguchi Hinami.”

“Yonebayashi Saiko, at your service.” Saiko shivers. “I saved Urie when he framed out. I know we can save Maman.”

“Let’s do it.” Hinami nods and grabs Saiko’s hand. Together, they face the dragon.

Kaneki/Sasaki never left the Quinx, Shirazu never dies, and they’re all happier for it

“Maman, tell us more about Hide.” Saiko leans over on the couch. Hsaio sits on Saiko’s lap.

“He was beautiful, inside and out.” Kaneki smiles sadly.

“And he supported you no matter what.” Mutsuki marvels, snuggling into his overstuffed chair. Support, just like the Quinx.

“He sounds awesome!” Higemaru punches his hands in the hair.

“He was. His last words I remember were ‘it may not be stylish, Kaneki, but live,’” Kaneki recalls.

“Those are beautiful words,” Aura admits begrudgingly.

“Unstylish, like you,” Shirazu teases. Aura sticks out his tongue.

“Hide’s one of my reasons for not giving up on you all,” Kaneki jokes.

“Yeah, yeah, we all know you would have given up on Urie long ago otherwise,” Shirazu says.

“Hey!” Urie’s mouth drops.

“Well,” says Higemaru, “if Hide went missing during the Anteiku raid, there’s a chance he’ll show up, just like Takizawa and Amon.”

Kaneki looks terrified at the prospect. He’s not ready for that.

But when he looks around his family, he thinks that maybe, just maybe, he could live through that after all.

The gay/bi girls’ reactions to seeing another girl’s boobs irl for the first time?

Hmmm who else do you headcanon as gay/bi? Here’s my list, but let me know if you want more.

Kamishiro Rize – NOM.

Irimi Kaya – Bow-wow.

Itori – Whips out her own.

Hoito Roma – How unladylike. Wanna be unladylike with me?

Yonebayashi Saiko – Wow, so sexy. Also, mine are bigger.

Hsaio Ching-Li – CUTE! *cheeks red*

Yoshimura Eto – honey, want to come home with me?

Kanae Von Rosewald – Welllllll now. Master Shuu is still sexier, but hot damn.

Yumitsu Tomoe – Can I touch them?

Washuu Iyo – *whimpers*

Tokyo Ghoul girls as commercials

Kirishima Touka – Come to Re coffeeshop! Have yourself the best coffee, and then…

Kosaka Yoriko – Make your way next door for the best baked goods you’ll ever taste.

Kamishiro Rize – star of a new show, “Ghoul vs. Food.”

Fueguchi Hinami – Child sponsorship.

Irimi Kaya – Doberman adoption.

Nishino Kimi – she’s in two. An advertisement for the human-ghoul alliance, and an ad for Nishikimiazole, the treatment she developed for ghouls to eat normally.

Itori – Come to the hottest bar around. Serving both humans and ghouls! Sometimes humans to ghouls (just kidding).

Hoito Roma – Olay revitalizing cream.

Yonebayashi Saiko – Comic-Con!!!

Hsaio Ching-Li – Martial arts center.

Yoshimura Eto – Ad for the news program she hosts, Ghouls Unmasked! with Eto Yoshimura.

Kusakari Miza – Knife shop.

Mado Akira – How to increase your workplace efficiency, even with a cat, PSA.

Aura Kiyoko – Woman in the workplace PSA.

Kanae Von Rosewald – Romantic drama.

Yasuhisa Kurona – Anti-psychotic medication. She tells her story of hearing her sister’s voice from her stomach. It’s all very moving.

Yumitsu Tomoe – Kick-ass action movie.

Nico – Sephora.

Ihei Hairu – The best melon buns around!

Souza Rikai – Back to school.

Classroom shenanigans with Black Reaper Kaneki as the teacher. Possible students being Touka, Takizawa, Kurona, Amon, Akira, Juuzou, and Quinx kids! (Bonus points for involving Principle Eto!)

“Juuzou, you can’t eat candy in class.” Reaperneki raps on Suuzya’s desk.

Suzuya stares up at him with horror. The lollipop remains in his mouth. “But why?”

“Because it’s disruptive.”

“Not if you do it the right way.” Saiko pops a chocolate square into her mouth. “Just be quick about it, Suzuya.”

“Yonebayashi, do you want to go to the principle’s office?”

She thinks for a moment. “Principle Eto does have a nice couch.”

“Can I go to the principle’s office?” Urie raises his hand. “I’m tired of all your faces.”

Mutsuki frowns.

“Not yours,” Urie assures him.

“Awwwwww,” Shirazu teases.

“All of you: SILENCE!” Reaperneki shouts. “Now, Amon, tell me your initial thoughts on Egg of the Black Goat.”

Amon looks up, guilt plastered over his face like the donut crumbs on his lips.

“Are you fucking kidding me,” growls Reaperneki.

“I got him the donut; it’s my fault.” Akira rolls her eyes. “You know, it’s not the food that makes us inefficient; it’s you.”

Reaperneki seethes. “Aura?”

“I was too busy visiting my sick aunt to do the reading,” he replies sweetly.

Higemaru raises his hand. “I loved it!”

“I found the wording fascinating,” Hsaio adds.

“I couldn’t be bothered to read it.” Ayato yawns.

“Feet off your desk, Kirishima.”

“Which one?” Ayato grins as Hinami gently pushes his feet back to the floor.

“Teacher, you’re kinda weak at teaching literature,” Touka comments.

“You’re weak at literature,” Reaperneki counters.

“You’re weak, period,” she shoots back.

Takizawa passes a note to Kurona.

“Really? At this point, you could just talk,” says Reaperneki.

“Can I talk about how attractive you are, Teach?” whimpers Tsukiyama.

“THAT’S IT! ALL OF YOU! I AM ESCORTING ALL OF YOUR SORRY ASSES TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!” Reaperneki roars.

When they arrive, Eto blinks. “You got the entire class here? I’m so impressed.”

Reaperneki growls.

Can you write Saiko x Ayato hc? (Their fırst meet)

I would love to see these two meet. *slides Ishida another slice of my soul*

“Who the hell are you?” Ayato glares at the pigtail-wearing Quinx.

“I’m Saiko Yonebayashi. Maman probably mentioned us.” Saiko raises her eyebrows. “Bruh. You’re just playing dumb because you want to seem cool.”

Ayato scowls. “Touka is the Maman, not Kaneki.”

“Huh?” Saiko gasps. “You mean – Maman and Touka are having a kid?”

“They didn’t even wait for me to attend their wedding.” Ayato pouts.

“Oh my god! We’re going to be big sisters and brothers!” Saiko grabs Mutsuki, then Urie. Aura, Higemaru, Hsaio. “This is incredible!”

“How do you have so much energy?” Ayato is stunned as she twirls him around. He dodges free, only to see that she’s unleashed her kagune – and shaped it like a crib.

“How did you do that?” Ayato demands.

Saiko giggles. “It’s a secret.”

“Admit it, it’s amazing,” says the black-haired Quinx.

“Maybe.” Ayato sniffs.

Saiko tackles him in a hug. “I love ghouls. They’re so much nicer when we’re not trying to kill them.”