The aot cast but as ghouls (obv the Ackerman Clan is basically the Washuu Clan so that’s out of the way)

OMG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS. MY TWO FAVORITE ANIMES.

Eren Jaeger – Kirishima Ayato

Mikasa Ackerman – Kirishima Touka, or an unnamed Washuu

Armin Arlert – Kaneki Ken

Historia Reiss – Kaneki Ken

Ymir – Kanae Von Rosewald

Reiner Braun – Mutsuki Tooru or Amon Koutarou

Bertolt Hoover – Takizawa Seidou

Annie Leonhardt – Akira Mado

Sasha Blouse – Kamishiro Rize

Connie Springer – Koma Enji

Erwin Smith – Arima Kishou, or Yoshimura Eto

Hange Zoe – Nishino Kimi

Levi Ackerman – Arima Kishou

Kenny Ackerman – Mado Kureo

Rod Reiss – Washuu Tsuneyoshi

Uri Reiss – Washuu Yoshitoki

Frieda Reiss – Kosaka Yoriko

Mike Zacharius – Marude Itsuki

Nanaba – Irimi Kaya

Grisha Jaeger – Yoshimura

Dina Fritz/Jaeger – Ukina

Carla Jaeger – Hideyoshi Nagachika

Zeke Jaeger – Furuta Nimura, maybe, hopefully, please

Eren Kruger – Arima Kishou

Pieck – Miza Kusakari

Porco Galliard – Nishiki Nishio

Marcel Galliard – Hirako Take

Colt Grice – Ui Koori

Falco Grice – Higemaru Touma

Gabi – Hairu Ihei

Zophia – Yonebayashi Saiko

Udo – Arima Yusa

Everyone’s reaction at Suzuya saying fuck ???

Kaneki/Sasaki: You – You shouldn’t – s-s-s-ay that…Hahaha…Uh…Help.

Mutsuki: *scared*

Urie: *stunned silence*

Shirazu: *chokes*

Saiko: Hey fucker, wanna fucking go? I fucking love it.

Hanbee: *turns bright red, gets very antsy*

Keijin: *impressed* *makes a mental note that swearing may be okay in front of his squad leader*

Mizurou: OMFG

Mikage: the constellations have aligned. The planets have united as one. The world is ending and it is beautiful.

Shinohara: Suzuya, sometimes that word upsets people. I’ve found it helpful to try saying what is making you so angry, rather than saying that word.

TG characters as Christmas Songs 🎄

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – O Holy Night

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

Yoshimura Kuzen – What Child Is This?

Kamishiro Rize – All I Want for Christmas Is You

Kirishima Touka – Angels We Have Heard on High

Koma Enji – Frosty the Snowman

Irimi Kaya – The First Noel

Yomo Renji – The Holly and the Ivy

Kosaka Yoriko – Love Came Down

Hinami Feuguchi – Silver Bells

Nishiki Nishio – We Three Kings

Nishino Kimi – O Christmas Tree

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – The 12 Days of Christmas

Karren von Rosewald – Last Christmas

Matsumae – Good King Wenceslas

Mirumo – We Wish You a Merry Christmas

Chie Hori – What Child is This?

Clowns

Uta – Ding Dong Merrily on High

Itori – Mele Kalikimaka

Hoito Roma – Wonderful Christmastime

Nimura Furuta – You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Rio/Shikorae – Up on the Housetop

Nico – Santa Baby

Donato Porpora – Here Comes Santa Claus

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24

Yamori – Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Tatara – White Christmas

Yoshimura Eto – Carol of the Bells

Noro – Silent Night

Miza Kusakari – I Saw Three Ships

Naki – Jingle Bells

Hakatori – Making Christmas

Banjou Kazuichi – O Little Town of Bethlehem

CCG

Amon Koutarou – O Come All Ye Faithful

Takizawa Seidou – O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

Mado Akira – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Houji Kousuke- Away in a Manger

Mado Kureo – Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

Marude Itsuki – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Washuu Yoshitoki – Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

Washuu Matsuri – Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – The Christmas Shoes, because it pains everyone else

Kuriowa Takeomi – Ave Maria

Kuriowa Iwao – Angels from the Realms of Glory

Aura Kiyoko – Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree

Tanakamaru Mougan – Go Tell It on the Mountain

Shinohara Yukinori – Happy Christmas (War is Over)

Itou Kuramoto – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Kurona Yasuhisa – I’ll Be Home for Christmas

Hajime Hazuki – All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

Mayazumi – Run Rudolph

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – The Wassail Song

Arima Kishou – O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

Ui Koori – Little Drummer Boy

Take Hirako – Let It Snow

Arima Yusa – It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

Ihei Shio – Deck the Halls

Souza Rikai – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Once in a Royal David’s City

Keijin Nakarai – Silver and Gold

Hanbee Abara – Walking in a Winter Wonderland

Miyuki Mikage – Holly Jolly Christmas

Mizurou Tamaki – Jingle Bell Rock

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – Joy to the World

Shirazu Ginshi – Feliz Navidad

Urie Kuki – Do You Hear What I Hear?

Mutsuki Tooru – Please Come Home for Christmas

Hsaio Ching-Li – Sleigh Ride

Aura Shinsanpei – Blue Christmas

Higemaru Touma – Little Drummer Boy

( a continuation of the mutsuki and touka reunion? at the ccg) The whole time mutsuki is flipping out, touka is just calming drinking her decaf coffee (cause i don’t think pregnant ladies can have caffeine) and says “man, i always heard about people hating their inlaws but this just takes the cake” which is overheard by several q-squad members and just adds to the confusion

Touka sips the terrible decaf coffee Hide brewed just for her. “Man, I always heard about people hating their in laws but this just takes the cake, you know?”

“You can eat cake?” Saiko asks.

“In laws? You mean, you really are married?” Takizawa laughs. “Holy shit!”

“Does that make you my mother?” gasps Higemaru. “Because I am down with that. She’s a badass.”

“I hate her! I hate her! She’s not our mother!” cries Mutsuki. “She – she stole Sensei away! That slut!”

Ayato rises, but Hinami yanks him back.

“Touka is actually pretty cool for the rabbit who killed my dad,” Akira says, tossing her a wry smile. Akira keeps her hands massaging Mutsuki’s shoulders.

Aura spits out his coffee. “She what?”

“Say it, don’t spray it,” says Nishiki with a glare.

“Oh come off it, we’re all killers here.” Kurona primly lifts her mug.

“Mutsuki, Kaneki left you because he couldn’t face himself,” Tsukiyama says quietly. “He’s never been good at that. Not that I have either. He craves a family but fears the hurt that comes with love. It was his failing, not yours. Not Touka’s.” He smiles slightly. “He told me the list of people he cared about once. Believe me, you Quinx were included.”

Mutsuki sniffles. “Really?”

But I am awful. I kill families. But Akira is rubbing his back, and Urie has approached him, and Saiko looks at him with kindness he doesn’t deserve. Did he leave the Quinx home, too?

“Really.” Tsukiyama nods.

Mutsuki lets out a little sob, and that does it. Saiko springs up and embraces him. Even Touka has to smile.

“Wait, wait, wait!” Ayato stands up. “Touka! Does that mean you really are – the rumors – the decaf -”

He turns purple. “I CAN’T HELP HIM!”

“Sit down and shut up,” Yomo mumbles.

Ayato sits.

hide rounded up those who wanted to help kaneki and they were all in a separate meeting room. In stumbles mutuski and Aura who iare late don’t really know what is going on, they see touka and just intensely stare (cause they’re like “wtf is she mocking us or just has mega lady balls”) And touka is all like “are you finally gonna be joining us” (definitely mocking) and mutsuki flips out much to the confusion of everyone else (pls include multiple pov if you can) thanks!!!!!!!

“Ar you sure this is a good idea?” Urie mutters.

“I think it’s fantastic.” Saiko beams at Touka, who feels a strange fondness for this other blue-haired girl.

“I think it’s necessary,” mutters Serpent. Nishiki, he calls himself.

The Gourmet giggles besides a goateed ghoul who calls himself Banjou. A short woman, Three Blades’ Miza, swats Tsukiyama on his shoulder. Higemaru looks at Akira and Amon with wonder, his heroes finally within reach. Hsaio and Hakatori exchange tentative smiles. Yomo Renji, still dazed, leans on Fueguchi HInami and former Aogiri executive Kirishima Ayato for support. Takizawa Seidou, Yasuhisa Kurona, and Urie sulk in their own respective corners.

And Hide is charged with controlling these crazy messes.

“Hi,” he croaks out, for once understanding Kaneki’s shyness.

The door bangs open. “We came as quick as we could!”

Aura Shinsanpei hurries in, Mutsuki Tooru behind him.

Yomo groans. Not again.

Mutsuki stares at Touka, who refuses to budge from her position besides Hide, at the head of the table. She won’t give him the satisfaction.

“Is this mockery of CCG? And everything we stand for?” Aura clenches his fist.

“So good of you to finally join us,” Touka says stiffly.

Mutsuki’s mouth opens and shuts without a word. He wanted to help Sensei. He came to help Sensei, not to see her. “She isn’t helping Sensei!”

He’s jealous of her. Urie tries to push the thought from his mind. No, Mutsuki can’t be.

“Mucchy, why would you say that? They’re married!” Saiko claps her hands.

“I’ll beat your asses again,” Miza warns them.

“You did this! You made sensei into this!” screams Mutsuki.

“Furuta did, which means technically, your CCG did, on the bodies of a hundred little kids,” Akira snaps.

He looks hurt.

“Look, this isn’t easy for me either, considering you razed my family,” says Tsukiyama. “But we all love Kaneki, and we all have to work together if we want to save him.”

“She took him,” whimpers Mutsuki, tears in his eyes.

Akira frowns. Mutsuki isn’t well. Maybe – maybe he didn’t turn on her as easily as she thought.

“Mutsuki, this isn’t like you,” she says. Amon tightens his grip on her arm.

“Pah,” says Seidou.

“Helpful,” Kurona shoots at him. He rolls his eyes.

“Mutsuki?” Akira stands and approaches him again.

Urie’s hands sweat. He should be the one comforting Mutsuki. Asking the hard questions.

But because he’s Urie Yuki, he can’t do it in that order. “What the hell is going on?!”

Saiko finds out her brother is dating a ghoul known as “Betty Boop” (my OC, her name is Keiri Katayama, and she is an A Rate with a green Koukaku)

“Get back here!” Saiko yells, lunging for the curvy ghoul with a “Betty Boop” mask and same short red dress. To be honest, she’d love to wear that dress herself.

“I think not,” mocks the ghoul, using her koukaku to block Saiko’s rinkaku and knock her off her feet. “Boop-oop-a-doop!”

She climbs the fence before Saiko and vanishes.

“Saiko! What happened?!” Mutsuki, Urie, and Shirazu race up.

“Betty got away again,” Saiko mutters. Maybe she shouldn’t have taken her on alone.

—————————————–

“Ready to meet my sister?” Yonebayashi Sora grins at his girlfriend.

Katayama Keiri purrs under his smile. She originally began dating this hapless Academy graduate to keep herself aware of CCG’s actions. She wasn’t counting on actually liking this dork, or convincing him to live with her to escape his awful, horrible, no-good, very bad mother.

I’m an idiot.

Keiri nods and allows Sora to lead her up to a large house. “Saiko calls this the ‘Chateau.’”

Keiri chuckles. “How quaint.”

“Sora!” The blue-haired Quinx she found last night throws the door open and tackles him in an embrace.

Keiri’s blood chills. Sora’s sister is a Quinx? That Quinx?

“Saiko!” Sora laughs. “This is Katayama Keiri.”

Saiko smiles and nods, as if nothing is wrong. “Nice t’meet ya.”

“Nice to meet you, too,” says Keiri, trying to lower her voice.

It doesn’t work. She sees Saiko’s eyes widen.

Saiko punches at her, but Keiri dodges. She can’t use her kagune – Sora might get hurt.

“What?” screams Sora.

“She’s a ghoul, you idiot!” Saiko uses her rinkaku to punch Keiri against the wall.

“Ah…ha-ha.” Keiri looks up, dizzy and sprawled across the floor. She shouldn’t have been so merciful. God dammit.

“What have you done?” Sora cries, trying to reach for Keiri. Saiko holds him back. “She’s not a ghoul. I love her!”

“What’s all this?” Sasaki materializes, followed by the remaining Quinx.

“Is this your family reunion?” Shirazu jokes. He then freezes when he sees Saiko crying.

“She’s Betty. I know her voice.” Saiko’s lips quiver. Her brother is dating a killer.

Keiri should run. But she doesn’t want to break Sora’s heart.

“Are you sure?” Sasaki approaches. Sasaki, the famous investigator. Keiri can’t help but flinch.

She scrambles up, pressing her back against the wall. Her heart hammers. “Sora…”

What if they arrest him, too?

“Fuck!” she spits. “I love you too, Sora.” Tears roll down her cheeks. “That’s why I never told him, I swear he didn’t know.”

“Know what?” Sora looks stricken.

She looks at him with two kakugans.

He gasps. “Why?!”

Saiko sees Urie release his own koukaku.

“I claim ownership rights!” she yells quickly. “You can’t kill her yet!”

She’s not yet sure how to help Sora through this mess, but she’ll find a way.

Oooohhhh. Description of tg girls’ boobs? (if you’re comfy with it obv)

Kirishima Touka – Quite proud of her mole. Pretty confident in her chest size, large enough to be envied but not large enough to hurt.

Irimi Kaya – Small, firm breasts that are perfect for battle.

Fueguchi Hinami – Still kinda insecure.

Kosaka Yoriko – Wishes she had Touka’s boobs.

Nishino Kimi – Felt average. But Nishiki likes them, and now she’s into wearing adventurous bras.

Kanae Von Rosewald – Would rather pretend she doesn’t have them.

Chie Hori – Has photographed her own more than once. May or may not have shown Shuu.

Yoshimura Eto – Loves her smallish chest. Hates bras.

Itori – Also proud of her mole, and loves displaying her perfectly proportioned chest.

Hoito Roma – Has occasionally complained that she can stay young but not grow her boobs.

Mado Akira – She likes indulging in lacy push-up bras.

Gori Misato – Fond of sports bras and other practical wear.

Kusakari Miza – Decided long ago she was going to be a warrior with large boobs, and any male who dismissed her could face her three blades.

Ihei Hairu – Likes trying on lingerie and other fancy underwear. Secretly quite likes her boobs.

Yonebayashi Saiko – luxurious and beautiful. She’s proud of them, even if they hurt her shoulders.

Hsaio Ching-Li – Is ‘meh’ on her whole chest thing.

Aura Kiyoko – As a veteran, she’s an avid proponent of wearing well-fitted bras.

Kamishiro Rize – Knows her boobs are effing unparalleled, yet vacillates between loving them and hating them because of the attention gross men sometimes give her. 😦

Nico – Sometimes wishes she had boobs.

Asa – Okay but what are these strange things growing on her chest and how can she put artwork on them?

Iyo – The fact that Matsuri did not notice her lovely boobs was her first clue.

Minami and Arima shipper here again! I really liked what you wrote last time! I have a hc that she taught each of the Qs how to use their kagune prior to Re chap1 and can you maybe have each of their reactions? (even Mutsuki if he couldn’t get his kagune out)

Aw thank you! 😀

“Okay, my rinkaku girl.” Minami smiles at Saiko, who smiles back nervously. “Here’s what you do. Release that kagune.”

Saiko sends her tentacles out. “Should I make them into something else? Like a fist?”

Minami shakes her head. “Tentacles will do.”

“I like fists.” Saiko curls her rinkaku into two fists. A thrill of power shoots through her. Finally, maybe she can be her own character.

But she doesn’t want this. Her face falls.

Minami gasps.”How…how did you do that?”

“I imagine they’re the fists of One Punch Man.” Saiko smiles.

Minami makes a note to tell Arima he has a natural prodigy.

When Saiko leaves, she faces the ukaku boy. “Hello, Shirazu.”

“Heya! Mrs. Arima!” Shirazu shakes her hand a bit too eagerly.

Minami smirks. “Okay, relax yourself. Now, release.”

“Is this supposed to feel like electrocution?” Shirazu gasps as his own kagune. He kinda wants to take a selfie.

“Some ukakus do, I’ve heard.” Minami nods. “Impressive.”

“I feel so alive.” He whistles, and Minami grins at him.

“Now, look out for my bikaku!”

Urie enters next, a sullen expression on his face.

“Koukakus are heavy,” Minami warns him.

“Yeah, I know. I went to the academy.”

Minami eyes him. “You know, negative emotions diminish your ability to control your kagune.”

“I’m fine.” Urie releases it. “See?” He lurches suddenly.”Whoa!”

Minami’s bikaku sweeps him off his feet. “Cut it off now.”

Urie does so, his heart pounding.

“I won’t tell if you promise to be careful.”

He nods, secretly grateful for her kagune skill.

When Mutsuki Tooru approaches, Minami immediately likes his gentle nature.

“Release.”

Mutsuki strains. “I…can’t.”

Minami frowns. “Are you eating enough?”

“Yes,” Mutsuki says. “I just…I hate blood. I’m too weak.” His shoulders shake.

“Hey, fellow bikaku.” Minami rubs his shoulders. “You’re gonna be okay. We can just talk now. You don’t have to be afraid. The way Quinxes are designed, you control the kagune. The kagune won’t control you unless you’re really foolish, and you’re not.”

She smiles. “Don’t be afraid.”

With a slight hesitation, Mutsuki smiles back.

A continuation of the stray dog head cannon, when Saiko is home later with the other Quinx, she tells them about the stray dogs and Urie makes a joke that “it makes sense cause birds of a feather stick together” or something (doesn’t have to be those exact words), indicating that Sasaki is a stray dog and Shizaru punches him for disrespect.

“It was so funny. All these giant fluffy monsters overwhelming Maman.” Saiko smiles. “So cute.”

Shirazu peers at her photos. “I need these doggos in my life.”

“They’re out back,” Mutsuki says. “I wonder if they fetch.”

“They really love Maman.” Saiko opens the door to smile at the dogs still surrounding Sasaki.

“Well, birds of a feather stick together,” Urie mumbles.

“Huh?” Saiko frowns.

Urie rolls his eyes.

“Saiko understands, she just doesn’t approve.” She crosses her arms. Mutsuki’s stomach turns.

“Don’t disrespect Sasaki! He has us! Maybe we’re also the stray dogs.” Shirazu’s fist flies at Urie, who ducks –

and stumbles outside.

He finds himself drowning in an ocean of brown fluff and drool. “Help!”

(Last one tonight) Saiko gets the shock of her life when she discovers her maman is a closet otaku (loving the classics, especially the Dragon ball franchise, and a surprising amount of shoujo like Fruits Basket). Cue Maman/Saiko bonding.

“Maman?” Saiko tiptoes into Sasaki’s room.

She came here to talk to him about Urie overworking himself. But all her high-minded ideals are swept away by Sasaki’s bookshelves. Scores of manga line the shelves.

Dragon Ball Z.

Inuyasha.

Gintama.

Ouran High School Host Club.

Fruits Basket.

Saiko screams. She’s in heaven. She feels like Belle from Beauty and the Beast.

“Saiko?” Sasaki scrambled out of bed.

“You – look what you have! How? How did you purchase these?” Saiko yanks out a volume of Ouran. “Arima reminds me of Kyoya.”

Sasaki chuckles. “I see the comparison.”

“Good.” Saiko whistles. “I didn’t know you were an otaku.”

“I, uh, try to keep it secret.” Sasaki blushes. “But, you know, when I do my job, I like to pretend I’m Inuyasha trying to fight a demon.”

“Ooh.” Saiko frowns. “Maybe work will go better for me if I pretend I’m Sango.”

“You should,” Sasaki says. “Now, the most important question: were you rooting for Tohru and Kyo, or Tohru and Yuki?”

“Kyo all the way. He’s such a lovable jerk.”

Sasaki is flabbergasted. “But – but Yuki is so kind!”

“He can be kind to Kyo and Tohru’s children.”

“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!” wails Sasaki, and both of them burst out laughing.