Could you possibly do a continuation of your Nico and the adopted human child please. Thank and have a good holiday.

Happy Holidays to you, too! ❤

“Kid, how much sugar have you had?” Nico may not know what sugar tastes like, but she knows it makes kids hyper. And she’s never quite seen a child hyper like this one.

“I ate all the cookies you bought me.” The girl, Reiko of no discernible surname, giggles. “They’re delicious.”

“Chocolate is still better than vanilla,” calls Souta. He remembers chocolate enough to be offended whenever anyone prefers vanilla. Which this brat does.

“It is not!” She stomps her foot.

“I’ll side with her,” says Itori, casually sipping her wine.

“You know,” Uta says slyly, “we could decorate his face green to make him look like the grinch.”

“Jesus Christ,” says Souta.

“Don’t swear in front of kids,” cries Nico.

“I’ve heard worse,” says Reiko.

“Still,” says Donato, holding up a cross towards a scandalized Souta.

“Are you all – you’re all seriously going to – wait -” Souta dives for the door, but Roma wrestles him back. “Uta, touch me and you will pay for this.”

“I’m not going to,” Uta replies, handing Reiko the face paint he gave her for Christmas this morning. She cackles with joy, and Nico gives Souta a stern glare.

Nimura Furuta hangs his head and lets Reiko smear green all over his beautiful skin.

“The problem is your heart is three sizes too small,” sings Reiko.

All of us have that problem. Nico watches Reiko soberly. Maybe this kid is exactly what she and the rest of the clowns need.

All of Kaneki’s implied and canon admirers talk about how much they love Kaneki, what they want to do with Kaneki if they got into a relationship with him and what they love about him, what made them fall in love with him: so this includes Roma, Mutsuki, Hajime, Hinami, Touka, Rize, Tsukiyama, Hide, Saiko, Eto, etc (side comment: Boy Neki has himself a hell of a lot of admirers!)

Like how does Ken get and maintain these admirers I’m jealous.

“I’ll go first.” Touka sighs. She can’t believe Urie and Marude’s solution was a group therapy session for all of Kaneki’s admirers.

“Now that he’s recovering in the hospital, you can all work out your problems,” Marude said. What a dumbass.

“I first fell in love when he told me he’d care if I died, even though I was a murderer,” Touka says, a sad smile on her face. “I just want to raise our kid together and give them…the childhood we never had.”

“I fell in love with his scent,” says Tsukiyama. “And convinced myself I wanted to eat him instead of love him. Now I just want him to stay alive.”

“Tsukiyama is a bad example for ghouls,” Hinami says quickly. “I love how Onii-chan taught me to read. That’s why I want happiness for him.”

“He was tasty,” Rize says dreamily, still somewhat dead inside after being held captive for years. “I’d still like to eat him.”

“I like Maman because he always loved us when we were brats,” Saiko says, crossing her arms. “Now I just want to hug him and tell him he’s okay every day.”

“I find him fascinating.” Eto grins. “So much potential. I’d torment him day and night.”

“Potential tragedy. People who try to be good because they hate themselves are my weakness.” Roma giggles. “I love sitting back and watching.”

“This is why you don’t have friends, old maid,” Eto shoots back.

“I like him because he’s what I want to be, only I’ll be better because I won’t betray CCG,” Hajime declares.

Hide shakes his head. “Kid.“

“What?!” Hajime huffs.

“Never mind.” Hide sighs. “You know, I’m not sure. I think I always have, but I haven’t recognized it until it was nearly too late. Now I just want him to be happy.”

“What about you?” Hide turns to Mutsuki, who swallows hard.

“Uh…ummm…I like that he showed me kindness when I was a gross murderer,” Mutsuki whispers.

Saiko coughs. “That’s, uh, close to Touka’s.”

“I know.” Mutsuki stares at the floor.

Touka slides closer to Mutsuki. “Ken’s a great guy.”

Mutsuki smiles, tentatively, at her.

Maybe, Touka thinks, Marude wasn’t such a doofus after all.

Continuation of Roma/Kaneki where they have coffee privatelyand Roma confesses she’s a old SSS rate ghoul and Clown and says she thinks Kaneki is beautiful especially when he’s in the midst of despair and determined not to lose despite that. Kaneki is weirded out but also strangely intrigued

This is oddly sweet, kinda like what Roma would probably enjoy.

“Guess how old I am, Kaneki my boy,” says Roma, sipping her coffee. Brown flecks splash onto her shirts, and she pouts. “Darn.”

“Uh…” Kaneki has never been good with ages. “Twenty?”

Roma bursts out laughing. “Kaneki, you’re such a darling!”

She leans forward, playing a conspirator. “What if I told you I’ve been alive half a century?”

Kaneki hesitates. “I don’t think I’d believe that.”

“It’s true.” Roma leans back. “Eating high concentrations of Rc cells can revitalize you. Also! Fun fact about me.” She giggles. “I’m SSS rate.”

Kaneki is fairly certain she’s joking. “I see.”

“I founded the Clowns.”

“Roma!”

“I did. I just…wanted to laugh at the world that never cared about me.” Roma smiled. “It’s better than fighting the world, like that SSS rate Owl, don’t you think?”

“I remember fighting Tsuneyoshi Washuu, that disgusting man. Such a creep. He leered at me when I first appeared. I was a cutie, I guess. Then i transformed into my kakuja and he freaked the fuck out. You shoulda seen his face!” Roma chuckles.

“I don’t…I don’t even…you’re not joking,” Kaneki whispers.

“Nope.” Roma shrugs. “You know why I like you, Kaneki?”

“Uh, no?”

“Because you don’t want to lose even while you’re in the middle of despair. That’s beautiful, and tragic, and I love it. So you could say I’m on your side to an extent.” Roma puts her cup down.

Kaneki is oddly touched that she sees him as determined. He always thought he was a coward. “Tell me more.”

“Gladly.”

I have my birthday today (i am 20 now) and thought maybe you could come up with some birthday party headcanons with birthday!reader x Uta, and maybe the Clowns? :3 just if you want of course

Happy Birthday Nonny-Mouse!

– from the moment Uta found out your birthday, he has been planning this party. And your mask. You may be a human, but he knows you like his masks.

– Itori and Roma were hired to take you out in the morning. Roma insisted you needed a new birthday outfit. Itori insisted it be sexy.

– Nico showed up halfway through your shopping trip, after “sleeping late.” She actually was in charge of helping Uta sneak all the wine, blood wine, coffee, and cake from Helter Skelter to HySy.

– Souta begged Uta to let him sneak a finger in the wine to freak you out. Uta considered it, but refused. He then plied Souta with his entire eyeball stash so he would help him decorate.

– Donato does not help set-up, but he agrees to make an appearance.

– Yomo does not want to be in the same room as Donato, but for Uta and you, he too will appear. You make Uta happy, and that’s enough for him.

– When you arrive back at HySy, the Clowns + Yomo yell SURPRISE.

– Donato makes a point to tell you he thinks you’re a good match for Uta, despite your humanity. You take it as a compliment, which endears you to him.

– You are surprised how good the cake is. Souta then tries it, remembering the days he too could eat cake.

– Souta feels ill, but refuses to vomit it up. So Itori forces him to drink blood wine until he does. He is, however, now quite drunk.

– Nico, also drunk, tries to seduce Souta. You intervene, and Donato gives Nico a sermon.

– Souta then begins tickling you. He demands to know if you love Uta. You say yes with a red face. Uta can’t help but smile.

– Souta then asks if he can arrest you for harboring ghouls. “You’ll have to escape,” he says, “and wear a disguise.”

– He presents you with a mustache and PARTY glasses. “Your disguise.”

– Yomo begins gushing about how much Uta has blossomed in your presence and how he can’t imagine anyone better.

– Itori and Roma begin comparing boobs. That’s when Uta decides the party is over.

– When the guests have been escorted home, Uta gives you your mask. “Thank you for being the best part of my life,” he says, sealing your love with a passionate kiss.

Oooohhhh. Description of tg girls’ boobs? (if you’re comfy with it obv)

Kirishima Touka – Quite proud of her mole. Pretty confident in her chest size, large enough to be envied but not large enough to hurt.

Irimi Kaya – Small, firm breasts that are perfect for battle.

Fueguchi Hinami – Still kinda insecure.

Kosaka Yoriko – Wishes she had Touka’s boobs.

Nishino Kimi – Felt average. But Nishiki likes them, and now she’s into wearing adventurous bras.

Kanae Von Rosewald – Would rather pretend she doesn’t have them.

Chie Hori – Has photographed her own more than once. May or may not have shown Shuu.

Yoshimura Eto – Loves her smallish chest. Hates bras.

Itori – Also proud of her mole, and loves displaying her perfectly proportioned chest.

Hoito Roma – Has occasionally complained that she can stay young but not grow her boobs.

Mado Akira – She likes indulging in lacy push-up bras.

Gori Misato – Fond of sports bras and other practical wear.

Kusakari Miza – Decided long ago she was going to be a warrior with large boobs, and any male who dismissed her could face her three blades.

Ihei Hairu – Likes trying on lingerie and other fancy underwear. Secretly quite likes her boobs.

Yonebayashi Saiko – luxurious and beautiful. She’s proud of them, even if they hurt her shoulders.

Hsaio Ching-Li – Is ‘meh’ on her whole chest thing.

Aura Kiyoko – As a veteran, she’s an avid proponent of wearing well-fitted bras.

Kamishiro Rize – Knows her boobs are effing unparalleled, yet vacillates between loving them and hating them because of the attention gross men sometimes give her. 😦

Nico – Sometimes wishes she had boobs.

Asa – Okay but what are these strange things growing on her chest and how can she put artwork on them?

Iyo – The fact that Matsuri did not notice her lovely boobs was her first clue.

The gay/bi girls’ reactions to seeing another girl’s boobs irl for the first time?

Hmmm who else do you headcanon as gay/bi? Here’s my list, but let me know if you want more.

Kamishiro Rize – NOM.

Irimi Kaya – Bow-wow.

Itori – Whips out her own.

Hoito Roma – How unladylike. Wanna be unladylike with me?

Yonebayashi Saiko – Wow, so sexy. Also, mine are bigger.

Hsaio Ching-Li – CUTE! *cheeks red*

Yoshimura Eto – honey, want to come home with me?

Kanae Von Rosewald – Welllllll now. Master Shuu is still sexier, but hot damn.

Yumitsu Tomoe – Can I touch them?

Washuu Iyo – *whimpers*

Would you be able to write something about Roma finding and getting Rio to safety, and taking him to somewhere for comfort, possibly even recognizing him from Cochlea, which stems into her wanting to protect him like a sibling?

Yasss, thank you, Nonny-Mouse.

“Rio?” Roma stares at the malformed ghoul writhing on the ground. It growls and snaps its jaws at her. Like a dog.

Her stomach turns. She remembers his innocent sniffles in Cochlea, the sugar-sweet requests to see his dead brother.

“Rio, it’s okay. I’ll be your sister.”

The kid stops to frown at her. “Huh?”

“I’ll be like your big sister, okay?” Roma offers her hand to him. “I have a place that can help us.”

“I want brother.” He begins to cry.

“I want a brother, too,” Roma says, approaching cautiously. He’ll be fun, for sure. “Will you be my brother?”

Rio nods eagerly.

“Good.” Roma guides him away from the frenzied fight surrounding them.

Nishiki opens the door to Re. “What the fuck?”

“This is Rio. You may or may not remember him.”

“I remember.” Touka hurries forward. She gasps when she sees his face.

“Can you give him something to eat and a bed?” Roma crosses her arms.

“She’s my big sister.” Rio points at Roma, who smiles back.

“I won’t leave you, Rio.”

Nishiki scowls. He suspects Roma is doing this on purpose to gain access to Re. But still, this ghoul looks so pathetic, they can’t really turn away.

“Sshhh, you’re safe here.” Roma rubs Rio’s shoulders as the manager guides him upstairs.

Tokyo Ghoul girls as commercials

Kirishima Touka – Come to Re coffeeshop! Have yourself the best coffee, and then…

Kosaka Yoriko – Make your way next door for the best baked goods you’ll ever taste.

Kamishiro Rize – star of a new show, “Ghoul vs. Food.”

Fueguchi Hinami – Child sponsorship.

Irimi Kaya – Doberman adoption.

Nishino Kimi – she’s in two. An advertisement for the human-ghoul alliance, and an ad for Nishikimiazole, the treatment she developed for ghouls to eat normally.

Itori – Come to the hottest bar around. Serving both humans and ghouls! Sometimes humans to ghouls (just kidding).

Hoito Roma – Olay revitalizing cream.

Yonebayashi Saiko – Comic-Con!!!

Hsaio Ching-Li – Martial arts center.

Yoshimura Eto – Ad for the news program she hosts, Ghouls Unmasked! with Eto Yoshimura.

Kusakari Miza – Knife shop.

Mado Akira – How to increase your workplace efficiency, even with a cat, PSA.

Aura Kiyoko – Woman in the workplace PSA.

Kanae Von Rosewald – Romantic drama.

Yasuhisa Kurona – Anti-psychotic medication. She tells her story of hearing her sister’s voice from her stomach. It’s all very moving.

Yumitsu Tomoe – Kick-ass action movie.

Nico – Sephora.

Ihei Hairu – The best melon buns around!

Souza Rikai – Back to school.

You know which pairing I’ve seen nothing for except for occasionally in canon from one characters side? Roma/Kaneki. Could you write something for this rare but fascinating pairing?

“Why do you like him?”

“Hmm?” Roma blinks innocently at Yoshimura. “What’s not to like? He’s sweet and unique and exciting.” She pouts. “You’re really asking what I’m up to, aren’t you? You don’t trust me, Yoshimura.”

“I don’t.” Yoshimura raises his eyebrows and walks away.

“If you think having me in your little cafe will save my soul, you’re wrong!” Roma calls out, chuckling.

That evening, she heads home on her usual route when a commotion up ahead catches her attention. Suspecting entertainment, Roma leans around the corner of the alley to see the white-haired boy who makes her heart skip battling five larger ghouls.

He can handle himself.

But she wants him to notice her.

“Oh hey there, boys,” Roma calls innocently.

“Stay out of this,” snaps one of the men.

“Nah.” With a burst of energy, Roma unveils her kakuja. “This is SSS, and I’m damn proud of it!”

The ghouls flee, to her disappointment. She steps out of her armor.

“So.” Kaneki stares at her. “Didn’t peg you for the SSS type.”

“There’s a lot you don’t know about me,” Roma admits. But oh, how she yearns for him to know her.

“Tell me.” Intrigued – and somewhat fascinated by her kakuja, which is at once both terrifying and cute – Kaneki steps closer to her. “Coffee?”

“So long as it’s not Anteiku.”

“Sounds good for now,” Kaneki admits, shame coloring his face.

His eyes meet hers, and now his face colors for a different reason.

Roma knows this is likely a fancy of hers with no consequences. But…to answer Yoshimura’s nosy question, Kaneki makes her feel like she has a soul worth saving.

TG Characters & their Disney Theme Songs

Kaneki: Two Worlds

Touka: God Help the Outcasts

Hide: Friend Like Me

Nishiki: A Whole New World

Kimi: Part of Your World

Hinami: Can You Feel the Love Tonight?

Ayato: I See the Light

Tsukiyama: Be Our Guest

Karren: Reflection

Amon: Kiss the Girl

Akira: How Far I’ll Go

Seidou: Hakuna Matata

Kurona: Almost There

Aogiri as a whole: Court of Miracles
Eto: Friends on the Other Side

Arima: Jack’s Lament

Matsuri: I Just Can’t Wait to Be King

Ui: I Can Go the Distance

Hairu: Once Upon a Dream

Juuzou: Out There

Urie: I Won’t Say I’m in Love

Mutsuki: Let it Go

Shirazu: A Girl Worth Fighting For

Saiko: Someday My Prince Will Come

Hsiao: I’ll Make a Man Out of You

Higemaru: Honor to Us All

Aura: Not One of Us

Furuta: Hellfire

CCG as a whole: Mob Song

Itori: Poor Unfortunate Souls

Roma: Try Everything

Donato: Be Prepared

Uta: Circle of Life

Yomo: Zero to Hero

(bought to you by the exhausted and crack brains of @trashyhumanespresso & @hamliet)

But guys what about Rize? I nominate Les Poissons.