The mischievous jet-black jerk: Furruta Purruta.
The orange priss: Itoreow
The old, cruel alpha: Donato Purrpurra
The sassy, flouncy diva: Neowco
The cute little kitten: Purroma
And, of course, the giant fluffykins: Purrenji Yomo.
Tag: roma hoito
So reading that Fumi and the Clowns relationship thingy and I’m kind of craving a scenario of when Uta is teasing her over Hige and she brings up his feelings for Yomo because that just seems amazing
“What’s up with Fumi?” Donato asks, scoffing at the small, scowling ghoul who hasn’t touched her blood wine.
“Lovesick, can’t you tell?” Nico asks breathily. Souta whistles.
“Shut up,” Fumi mutters.
“Aw, is your heart hurting because your true love might leave you if he saw the depths of your depravity?” Uta snickers as he sips his wine.
Fumi’s mouth opens. “You’re one to talk.”
“Shots have been fired,” Itori jokes. Roma nudges her, and Itori slyly turns her phone on “record.”
“Okay.” Uta eyes her. “I’ll bite. What do you mean?”
“I mean your fluttering heart around that dashing Raven, even though you like to keep your misdeeds on the side, too,” Fumi shoots back. “Because you’re in love, too! Hypocrite.”
Uta sputters as the rest of the clowns laugh. “I know you are, but what am I?”
“Now that’s just lame, Uta.” Fumi shakes her head. “I expected better.”
“On the bright side,” says Itori. “That’s as close to an admission as anyone’s ever gotten him.”
Omgomgomg I just remembered I love Fumi! What’s her relationship with the other Clowns?
Donato – she finds him creepy tbh. Fumi is still uncomfortable with killing children for fun.
Roma – Fumi loves her. Afternoons out for coffee with Roma are always fun.
Nico – Fumi adores Nico, but Nico is quite the tease over her feelings for a certain Quinx.
Itori – Itori is Fumi’s psuedo “big sister,” doling out questionable life advice that Fumi loves to hear.
Uta – Uta once tried to tease her over Higemaru. She retorted by asking him about his feelings for Yomo and it has been AWKWARD since.
Souta – Is a very big Higefumi shipper, but clearly does not understand that they actually love each other, and that’s frustrating.
If the Clowns were cats, what breed and/or color would they be?
*sees cat + clown ask*
*throws aside queue to answer immediately*
Uta – he’s a streetwise mixed black cat and 100% proud of it.
Donato Porpora – Russian blue. I have one. They’re amazingly agile and precious.
Nico – an expensive, sly Siamese.
Itori – My vodka aunt is a luxurious, beautiful Himalayan.
Hoito Roma – Maine Coon. Large playful kakujas of fluff.
Nimura FURuta – He’s a purebred Bombay to rival Uta’s black street cat.
What are the Clowns reactions to Nico coming out as trans? :)
– Donato probably just shrugs. He’s not surprised at all. He may ask an inappropriate question about transitioning. -__-
– Roma cheers her on. She’s been waiting for Nico to come out to the rest of the clowns for, well, forever.
– Itori is thrilled to have another female member of the team. She sasses Uta about it.
– Uta, like Donato, is not the least bit surprised. But he’ll create a beautiful new mask for his quasi-sister to show his support.
– Souta may be mildly uncomfortable because of his family’s pretty well-documented hypermasculinity. But he won’t treat Nico any differently, and he’ll try to push those Washuu poisons from his mind.
– Nico, knowing her, will probably tease Souta about having some flavor of transphobic upbringing, and they’ll get along just fine after he realizes she’s not going to hate him for another Washuu problem.
Headcanons of Nico spending time with her family 🙊💓
– Assuming Nico’s family is the clowns: she and Itori have fabulous fashion shows. Roma and Uta judge.
– Nico loves fixing Roma’s makeup and outfits.
– Nico has scolded Donato for eating children. Itori eventually backed her up.
– Souta and Nico once made out whilst drunk. It was weird, but Souta assured them it was perfectly normal for his family. That did not make things less weird.
– Nico loves Sunday brunch with her family.
– She remembers everyone’s birthday and always buys them gifts.
– Nico has a lower back tattoo of a dove that she persuaded Uta to give her.
Hi, could you write about a drunk Nico. Please and thank you.
– drunk Nico rarely happens, but when it does, you can directly correlate her frequency of giggles with how tipsy she is.
– drunk Nico will absolutely try to seduce whomever she perceives as the hardest-to-seduce man around. This is how she befriended Yamori.
– Occasionally, Roma has hauled her ass back home and called for backup when Nico decides to sleep on the sidewalk (usually Itori, sometimes Uta. Souta has always refused).
– drunk Nico once told a human she was a ghoul, and that’s the only time Souta showed up – as CCG – to save them.
– hungover Nico is very apologetic and weepy. Uta likes hungover Nico, who once confessed her entire life story to him. He’s kept most of it private.
– drunk Nico rambles a lot about Christmas. She loves giving and receiving gifts. And the lights! Twinkling lights!
– Under no circumstances should drunk Nico EVER pass by a makeup store. This is how she first got on CCG’s radar, when she was still a teenager herself. She robbed everyone by declaring she was a ghoul, then stealing hundreds of lipsticks and eyeshadow kits.
Can I get a sick day Clown scenario? I’m a bit under the weather. Thank you!
Awwww feel better soon. ❤ ❤ ❤
“I’m positively dying,” Itori complains, flopping onto her sofa.
“Itori, you have a cold,” Souta says, crossing his arms. “I don’t feel bad for you.”
“Uta, he’s being mean to me,” whines Itori.
“There, there, it’s okay.” Roma holds out a glass of water, and Nico begins to braid Itori’s hair.
“See, they’re nice, brat,” Itori mumbles to Souta. He merely laughs, until Uta glares at him.
“Okay, okay. I’ll stop.” He holds up his hands.
“Do you want me to administer last rites?” Donato asks dryly.
“There are two types of people,” Nico sings, pointing to Souta and Donato.
“See, the clowns can even make a cold fun.” Uta pats Itori’s shoulder.
“I hope Souta gets it next.”
“I’m sticking far across the room, dear.” Souta scoots into the corner.
“Let’s watch a horror movie.” Roma grins as Itori perks up.
They settle in, and Itori’s mind forgets she feels like death the entire time.
“Good choice,” Nico tries to say, but her throat is scratchy. She frowns.
“And you thought I was being stupid!” Souta yells.
“I still do,” Nico whispers. Shit. She’s really sick, isn’t she.
“Uta, I’m going to request you make us all plague masks,” Donato mutters.
The weird kinks vs vanilla ask got me curious. What’s their weird kinks like?
Furuta – Completely, totally dominating a feisty partner.
Tsukiyama – Probably involves mutual feeding on each other.
Mirumo – He’s game for literally anything. Hanging upside down like a bat is particularly fun.
Saiko – Will use her kagune to role play anime and manga characters.
Hakatori – Make sex a battlefield. Blood included.
Takizawa – The more chains, the better.
Eto – Please allow her to use her kakuja on her partner.
Nico – Likes it either very rough or to be worshiped. There is no in-between.
Uta – Masks, tattoos, drawing on his partner, having his partner draw on him…
Roma – Role-play Kaneki for her.
Itori – Would like to be doused in blood wine and have her partner drink all of it off.
Who has the weirdest kinks vs who is the most vanilla ?
Weirdest – Furuta, Tsukiyama, Mirumo, Saiko, Hakatori, Takizawa, Eto, Nico, Uta, Roma, Itori…
Vanilla – Amon, Ui, Matsuri, Arima, Rio, Yoriko, Takeomi, Yomo.
Mercy and Magic 